The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 431 Beating Lai Lai with Nunchakus (one chapter owed)

In Konoha Hospital, Tsunade is cooperating with Uchiha Fugaku to take notes.

Since Tsunade does not need to go into battle in person in this emergency medical incident, she has time to cooperate with the police investigation here.

In the police department, Fukuyama is basically in a semi-retired state, and Fuyue is now the actual talker.

This case involved a remarkable person, so Fu Yue came to the front line to investigate the case in person.

Tsunade is also very important.

Yasuo's mentor, his teacher's best friend, Konoha's root, and the extremely important Shimura Danzo, were sent to Konoha Hospital early this morning.

If Yasuo had been more careful when passing by his master's house in the morning, he would have discovered that he didn't actually need to throw the roast goose down the chimney.

Because the back door of his master's house had been torn down so that the crane could drive into the house and hoist the unconscious Elder Shimura out.

"Elder Shimura fell into a coma because he ate more than 500 grams of devil pepper at one time. This kind of pepper is native to Shayin Village in the southwest, and its spiciness is a hundred times that of Konoha's native pepper!"

Devil pepper is actually an important medicinal material, which can be used to dispel cold and relieve pain, so Tsunade is quite familiar with it.

"Generally speaking, 1 gram of devil pepper can make a middle-aged man lose consciousness, and if it exceeds 5 grams, it may cause the death of the eater."

"But, you just said that the head of the group took 500 grams?"

"Indeed, our medical team called it a miracle in the history of medicine...Of course, if you calculate it in terms of per kilogram of body weight, this is not too unacceptable..."

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In fact, the treatment of Elder Danzang was not as easy as Tsunade said.

You know, the most common way to treat food poisoning is gastric lavage and enema...

Of course, Tsunade, as the dean, would not personally handle such matters.

However, according to the report of eyewitnesses at the scene, more than 50 doctors drained the water in the fountain pool behind Konoha Hospital, put Elder Danzo into the pool, and performed gastric lavage and enema.

The results were horrific...

The pool became a septic tank.

The Ministry of Agriculture received enough organic fertilizers to meet the needs of the farmland around Konoha for a week.

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Although they were only listening to the reports from the people below, Tsunade and Fuyue's complexions were already very bad.

And if there seems to be nothing, the terrible smell has drifted from behind.

Fortunately, there is a fresh air system in Konoha Hospital, otherwise it would be unimaginable.

Even so, Fu Yue planned to leave. After asking a few questions in a hurry, Fu Yue left with the police force.

All the cops are walking fast.

Except for one person.

Uchiha Daiyu is now a famous star in Konoha, but occasionally he will return to work in the police force.

Although the good policeman who wanted to become Hokage back then has been corrupted by the luxurious entertainment industry.

But deep down, Dai Yu still loves the work of the police force.

Especially after his son was born, he brought Yu back to the police force more frequently, and he wanted to set a positive example for Obito.

Today is the biggest operation of the police department this month, and Dai Yu naturally participated with the team.

As a result, when the familiar smell came, Yu Meng went back to the moment when he opened Sharingan more than ten years ago...

As a result, there was one more person who needed to be rescued in Konoha's rescue room.

Therefore, for a whole morning, the target of Tsunade's surgical rescue was not the great Elder Shimura, but Uchiha Obiyu.

Relying on his terrifying life recovery power, Elder Shimura even brought Yu out of danger one step earlier.

It wasn't until noon that Tsunade rubbed his shoulders to end the treatment of Nii Yu.

She made a call to Yasuo, but found out that she was not in the signal area.

The idea of ​​working overtime after get off work had to be put on hold for the time being, so Tsunade had to go home and rest for a while, and then go to Yasuo at night.

However, when she came to the land of the Thousand Hands Clan, she suddenly frowned.

She heard a strange "bang!", "bang!"

Quickly rushed into the house, a terrifying scene appeared in front of Tsunade.

A masked man was beating grandma with a nunchuck!

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"Tsunade, your medical ninjutsu has improved again." Mito said kindly.

"Practice makes perfect. The hospital is getting busier now."

"Good thing, good thing, your grandfather wanted to find a way to treat the villagers' diseases back then, but he was very strong in fighting, and he couldn't cure the diseases."

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Tsunade put Yasuo, who had been beaten into a pig's head, on his leg, and healed his injury with palm celestial art.

Mito squinted at the side, looking at the well-matched pair of young people.

Although the blood returned quickly, Yasuo did not say a word, lying comfortably in Tsunade's arms.

If you get beaten up for no reason, you will always have to pay back a little interest.

But Yasuo also knew that he couldn't blame Tsunade, it was really easy to be misunderstood by comparing that appearance.

Hitting Granny with a nunchaku, that's how Yasuo came up with to safely separate the Tailed Beast.

This method actually dates back to the Second Ninja War. At that time, Yasuo used the skill of Stealing Omen to steal the poison sac in his body from Sanjiao Hanzo.

The poison sac of the salamander was implanted by Hanzo when he was a child, and it has long been integrated with Hanzo's body.

Conventional methods cannot be taken out at all, and even if it is taken out by force, Hanzo himself will not escape death.

But Yasuo accidentally stole Hanzo's poison sac with Ezreal's Q.

This poison sac is currently playing an important role in the modernization of Konoha, providing more than half of the village's natural gas supply.

It is worth mentioning that Yasuo has long been coveting a certain old bastard inspired by the poison sac.

The whole body of Heijue is black. It is essentially a plant, and it is also an ancient plant. It is underground all year round and can be infinitely regenerated.

Excuse me, what can these characteristics associate with?

That's right, if one day there is an oil crisis in Konoha, Yasuo will definitely go to the sky to search the mountains and seas, and he will also capture Heijue as an oil reserve.

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Closer to home, although Yasuo's plan to hit Lailai with a nunchuck seems a bit nonsense, it is actually Yasuo's deliberate plan.

If you want to trigger the burglary omen, you must hit Lai Lai.

It is not a good strategy to hit directly with fists.

How about using Ezreal's Q skill to Q grandma?

This damage is too high, maybe it will hurt Mito.

Therefore, hitting Lai Lai with a nunchuck is the best choice, with controllable damage and stable output.

In fact, in order to reduce the damage to Mito, Yasuo only wore an ordinary silk gown with a few million taels, and did not wear system equipment.

This is also the reason why Yasuo was smashed by Tsunade before.

Of course, Yasuo is still covering his face, and the reason is very simple.

The Stealing Omen is random, and Yasuo once used it to steal Masahiko's Lucky Pants.

In order to avoid embarrassment, Yasuo naturally had to cover his face and eyes.

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Thank you Huaixi Wanshang, I owe chapters again.

Thanks: Huaixi rewarded 11000 starting coins

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