The happy man of Konoha no Hagi
Chapter 314
Chapter 314
"Sister-in-law, it's been three months now, and Tsunade said that you can go out for a walk and do some light exercise."
"No, I'm going to finish this TV episode."
""You Who Came from the Moon"? What's so good about this kind of soap opera? That Professor Yongren isn't as handsome as Shuo Mao at all, right?"
"Of course, don't worry, I'm not one of those idiots in the forum, I just think it's interesting for mutants to live on Earth."
"Okay, then I'll go to the ministry to work overtime first, sister-in-law, please be careful!"
"Go, go, Dashewan gives me a physical examination every day, he pays attention to the baby, so don't worry."
……
Walking out of the house, Yasuo glanced at the rising new moon in the sky, and sighed silently.
Thinking back to Yiko holding potato chips and staring at the TV all day long, Yasuo always felt a little worried.
As we all know, with Mitarai Tudou and Aunt Terumi Mei as the main representatives, many women in Hokage will lose their appearance rapidly as they age.
And getting fat is the first step in the decline of appearance.
Of course, there are many counterexamples.
For example, Yasuo's Tsunade is an excellent breed with long flesh and only breasts.
Anyway, for the sake of his brother's happiness for the rest of his life, Yasuo plans to start controlling Yiko's snack supply.
Otherwise, when Sakumo returns from a mission and sees a wife who meets Anbu's elite standards, he will probably vent his anger on himself.
Fortunately, Yiko's appearance is not an exception. With the popularity of the TV series starring Uchiha Obiu, the proportion of otaku in Konoha is increasing significantly.
Compared with those idiots who keep saying "My Renren" all day long, Yizi's poisoning is very light.
Moreover, there is Orochimaru, who will prepare herbal diet for Yizi every day, so it seems that there will be no major problems.
……
Today is another month's sand attack day, and the master who is far away in the hidden sand village specially called and asked Yasuo to participate in the "root organization"'s sand city defense battle.
For the sake of triple overtime wages, Yasuo planned to go back to Anbu.
After all, he is still serving as the original position - the deputy director of the Anbu Intelligence Department.
Of course, Yasuo doesn't care about anything now, because his younger brother Shinichi Yamanaka is now also the deputy director of the intelligence department.
Yasuo's deputy director is just a name, and the main focus of work is still on the work of the ninja school.
However, when Yasuo walked out of the gate of the Banner Clan, an unexpected and reasonable person was waiting for him.
"Minato, are you waiting for me?"
Looking at Namikaze Minato with a hesitant face under the shade of the locust tree, Yasuo asked with a smile.
"Brother Yasuo, I know you are very busy at work, but I don't know many people in Konoha, so I can only disturb you..."
Minato was full of guilt, Yasuo was wearing Anbu's clothes, and there was an Anbe mask hanging around his neck. Obviously he was going to work overtime, and he was too self-willed.
Yasuo nodded, Minato is an orphan, of course he has no acquaintances in Konoha.
There was a scene in the previous life that Yasuo was very impressive.
That was the funeral of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina after the Nine-Tails Rebellion.
Yasuo noticed that during the entire funeral, there were people with calm expressions and people with dignified expressions, but no one shed tears.
Of course, there may be many reasons for this, such as Jiraiya is not in the village, for example, the shots of Kakashi and Sarutobi Hiruzen were not shown.
But in any case, this also shows that until Minato died in battle as a hero, he and Kushina, as immigrants, did not fully integrate into the village.
To a certain extent, Minato, the Fourth Hokage, has always been just a puppet of Sarutobi Hiruzen.
Shaking his head, Yasuo pushed the negative emotions out of his mind.
Putting his hand on Minato's head, Yasuo said with a smile: "I told you a long time ago, you are my disciple in destiny, if you have any difficulties, just come to me, don't have any scruples."
……
Come to the most luxurious office on the bottom floor of Anbu.
This used to be the independent office of Sima Zang, the Elder Danzang, but now it belongs to Yasuo.
Opening the refrigerator, Yasuo took out two cans of Coke, checked the expiry date, and handed a can to Minato.
"Here, open it like this."
Yasuo pulled the tab of the Coke can in slow motion and demonstrated to Minato.
"Uh...thank you, Brother Yasuo, but I know."
Minato opened the pull ring clumsily but accurately, and said with a smile: "Although it's the first time I drink it, when I was picking up waste, the Coke cans were an important source of income for me!"
Looking at Minato's innocent and hearty smile, Yasuo felt a little distressed.
Silently put away the pork head meat in the drawer, replaced it with a vegetable sandwich and handed it to Minato.
"Really delicious!"
Minato ate the food in two bites, and then looked at Yasuo with hope.
Along the way, Yasuo had asked Minato's request.
It turned out that he wanted Yasuo to give him special training so that he could improve his strength more quickly.
"Um……"
Yasuo rested his chin on one hand, and said: "Compared with your classmates, you have no foundation at all, and it's normal if you can't keep up. It's just learning ninjutsu. The most important thing is to learn step by step. Today I will teach you how to extract chakra. method."
Yasuo spread out his palm, with a small cyan whirlwind spinning on it, which is the wind attribute chakra specially manifested by Yasuo.
"The extraction of chakra is very difficult. It took me a year to be a teacher... I am the mother of Throwing Thunder!"
Yasuo's eyes widened as he looked at the intertwined chakra of wind, thunder, and fire in Minato's palm.
"Hey, brother Yasuo, what are you talking about? What are you throwing?" Minato asked curiously.
"It turns out that you have already refined Chakra, and it's still under the condition of no one's guidance. Well, it's very good, and it's just a little bit worse than being a teacher."
"Chakra extraction is really difficult. It took me a week to find the trick. How long have you been using it, Brother Yasuo?" Minato stared at innocent big eyes.
"One day, no, one hour. Your elder brother, I am a genius who is unique in a thousand. Don't compare yourself with your teacher. This will make you shut yourself off."
Yasuo waved his hand and quickly changed the subject: "Speaking of which, why do you want to improve your strength quickly?"
"Because...because..."
Minato raised his head, and said sincerely: "Because I have someone who I want to protect with my life."
"As expected of a water gate."
Yasuo rubbed his nose, and couldn't help sighing in his heart, it was obviously the same words, but why did Minato speak more beautifully than Sarutobi Hiruzaku?
After thinking about it carefully, Yasuo felt that apart from the huge difference in appearance, it might be because the third generation is always preaching, always filling others with chicken soup, asking others to protect Konoha; and Minato has done far more than he said , I do far more than I ask others to do.
"But... can you tell me, who is the person you want to protect?"
"This... a classmate, an ordinary classmate..."
Hearing Yasuo's teasing question, Mizumon immediately lost his previous momentum and became shy.
Needless to say Yasuo also knew what happened, he must have met the destined little pepper.
Yasuo was a little amused, if Minato knew that Kushina lived in the land of the Hatake clan, would he regret rejecting his invitation?
Living under the same roof nearly 20 years in advance, such a good opportunity was missed by himself.
"Anyway, you proposed the special training yourself, I didn't force you to do it, you can't regret it!"
"No, Brother Yasuo... No, Teacher Yasuo, I promise!"
Minato's eyes were filled with anticipation, apprehension, and of course, firmness.
Yasuo picked up the Coke, took a sip, and said with blurred eyes: "I was a teacher at Konoha Ninja School back then, and was known as a once-in-a-million-year genius. Wood Light, hicc—"
With a hiccup, Yasuo took advantage of the water gate to distract, and then quickly added: "Brother."
Yasuo went on to say: "With such an identity, being a teacher is naturally a strict person. If you call me the devil bishop, that is also appropriate."
"Devil Bishop?" Minato swallowed.
"Not bad!"
Yasuo said in a serious tone: "If you enter my gate wall, you will enter hell. If you cannot go through billions of catastrophes and be reborn in Nirvana, you will not be able to obtain great wisdom, great opportunity, and great liberation. You, Namikaze Minato, be good to die Are you enlightened?"
"Disciple... get ready!" Minato swallowed again, and at the same time, cold sweat oozes from the corner of his forehead.
"very good!"
Yasuo showed a teachable expression: "Then, starting today, I will teach you the strongest cultivation method."
Minato wiped off the sweat from his forehead, his expression was determined, as if he was looking down on death.
The old god Yasuo sat on the chair, raised his legs, and said:
"First of all, you can't be sloppy with your three meals a day, and you can eat bananas for breakfast."
"what?"
"In order to exercise your willpower, you can't use the air conditioner no matter the cold winter or hot summer."
"what?"
"The most important thing is to insist on doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and running 10 kilometers every day. You must never miss work!"
"what?"
"Persistence day after day, even if you are sick, have a dislocated hand, catch a cold, get injured, have a car accident, be busy, etc., you must persist every day!"
"what?"
"Huh, why don't you hurry up and do 100 push-ups for me, if you can't do it, see how I will deal with you!" Yasuo said as he flipped the table.
"Okay teacher, I'll go right away!" Minato said hastily, wiping the sweat that was accumulating on his forehead.
"By the way, take this potion with you." Yasuo took out a bottle from his pocket and threw it to Minato.
"Teacher, I think this kind of training...probably...wouldn't hurt me, I don't need healing potions." Minato said weakly, catching the bottle.
"Who told you this is a healing medicine?"
"That is?"
Yasuo gritted his teeth, and said leisurely: "It's a potion to prevent hair loss. You remember to apply it on your head three times a day. If you don't do it, you will be at your own risk!"
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Thanks: Reward 100 starting coins
(End of this chapter)
"Sister-in-law, it's been three months now, and Tsunade said that you can go out for a walk and do some light exercise."
"No, I'm going to finish this TV episode."
""You Who Came from the Moon"? What's so good about this kind of soap opera? That Professor Yongren isn't as handsome as Shuo Mao at all, right?"
"Of course, don't worry, I'm not one of those idiots in the forum, I just think it's interesting for mutants to live on Earth."
"Okay, then I'll go to the ministry to work overtime first, sister-in-law, please be careful!"
"Go, go, Dashewan gives me a physical examination every day, he pays attention to the baby, so don't worry."
……
Walking out of the house, Yasuo glanced at the rising new moon in the sky, and sighed silently.
Thinking back to Yiko holding potato chips and staring at the TV all day long, Yasuo always felt a little worried.
As we all know, with Mitarai Tudou and Aunt Terumi Mei as the main representatives, many women in Hokage will lose their appearance rapidly as they age.
And getting fat is the first step in the decline of appearance.
Of course, there are many counterexamples.
For example, Yasuo's Tsunade is an excellent breed with long flesh and only breasts.
Anyway, for the sake of his brother's happiness for the rest of his life, Yasuo plans to start controlling Yiko's snack supply.
Otherwise, when Sakumo returns from a mission and sees a wife who meets Anbu's elite standards, he will probably vent his anger on himself.
Fortunately, Yiko's appearance is not an exception. With the popularity of the TV series starring Uchiha Obiu, the proportion of otaku in Konoha is increasing significantly.
Compared with those idiots who keep saying "My Renren" all day long, Yizi's poisoning is very light.
Moreover, there is Orochimaru, who will prepare herbal diet for Yizi every day, so it seems that there will be no major problems.
……
Today is another month's sand attack day, and the master who is far away in the hidden sand village specially called and asked Yasuo to participate in the "root organization"'s sand city defense battle.
For the sake of triple overtime wages, Yasuo planned to go back to Anbu.
After all, he is still serving as the original position - the deputy director of the Anbu Intelligence Department.
Of course, Yasuo doesn't care about anything now, because his younger brother Shinichi Yamanaka is now also the deputy director of the intelligence department.
Yasuo's deputy director is just a name, and the main focus of work is still on the work of the ninja school.
However, when Yasuo walked out of the gate of the Banner Clan, an unexpected and reasonable person was waiting for him.
"Minato, are you waiting for me?"
Looking at Namikaze Minato with a hesitant face under the shade of the locust tree, Yasuo asked with a smile.
"Brother Yasuo, I know you are very busy at work, but I don't know many people in Konoha, so I can only disturb you..."
Minato was full of guilt, Yasuo was wearing Anbu's clothes, and there was an Anbe mask hanging around his neck. Obviously he was going to work overtime, and he was too self-willed.
Yasuo nodded, Minato is an orphan, of course he has no acquaintances in Konoha.
There was a scene in the previous life that Yasuo was very impressive.
That was the funeral of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina after the Nine-Tails Rebellion.
Yasuo noticed that during the entire funeral, there were people with calm expressions and people with dignified expressions, but no one shed tears.
Of course, there may be many reasons for this, such as Jiraiya is not in the village, for example, the shots of Kakashi and Sarutobi Hiruzen were not shown.
But in any case, this also shows that until Minato died in battle as a hero, he and Kushina, as immigrants, did not fully integrate into the village.
To a certain extent, Minato, the Fourth Hokage, has always been just a puppet of Sarutobi Hiruzen.
Shaking his head, Yasuo pushed the negative emotions out of his mind.
Putting his hand on Minato's head, Yasuo said with a smile: "I told you a long time ago, you are my disciple in destiny, if you have any difficulties, just come to me, don't have any scruples."
……
Come to the most luxurious office on the bottom floor of Anbu.
This used to be the independent office of Sima Zang, the Elder Danzang, but now it belongs to Yasuo.
Opening the refrigerator, Yasuo took out two cans of Coke, checked the expiry date, and handed a can to Minato.
"Here, open it like this."
Yasuo pulled the tab of the Coke can in slow motion and demonstrated to Minato.
"Uh...thank you, Brother Yasuo, but I know."
Minato opened the pull ring clumsily but accurately, and said with a smile: "Although it's the first time I drink it, when I was picking up waste, the Coke cans were an important source of income for me!"
Looking at Minato's innocent and hearty smile, Yasuo felt a little distressed.
Silently put away the pork head meat in the drawer, replaced it with a vegetable sandwich and handed it to Minato.
"Really delicious!"
Minato ate the food in two bites, and then looked at Yasuo with hope.
Along the way, Yasuo had asked Minato's request.
It turned out that he wanted Yasuo to give him special training so that he could improve his strength more quickly.
"Um……"
Yasuo rested his chin on one hand, and said: "Compared with your classmates, you have no foundation at all, and it's normal if you can't keep up. It's just learning ninjutsu. The most important thing is to learn step by step. Today I will teach you how to extract chakra. method."
Yasuo spread out his palm, with a small cyan whirlwind spinning on it, which is the wind attribute chakra specially manifested by Yasuo.
"The extraction of chakra is very difficult. It took me a year to be a teacher... I am the mother of Throwing Thunder!"
Yasuo's eyes widened as he looked at the intertwined chakra of wind, thunder, and fire in Minato's palm.
"Hey, brother Yasuo, what are you talking about? What are you throwing?" Minato asked curiously.
"It turns out that you have already refined Chakra, and it's still under the condition of no one's guidance. Well, it's very good, and it's just a little bit worse than being a teacher."
"Chakra extraction is really difficult. It took me a week to find the trick. How long have you been using it, Brother Yasuo?" Minato stared at innocent big eyes.
"One day, no, one hour. Your elder brother, I am a genius who is unique in a thousand. Don't compare yourself with your teacher. This will make you shut yourself off."
Yasuo waved his hand and quickly changed the subject: "Speaking of which, why do you want to improve your strength quickly?"
"Because...because..."
Minato raised his head, and said sincerely: "Because I have someone who I want to protect with my life."
"As expected of a water gate."
Yasuo rubbed his nose, and couldn't help sighing in his heart, it was obviously the same words, but why did Minato speak more beautifully than Sarutobi Hiruzaku?
After thinking about it carefully, Yasuo felt that apart from the huge difference in appearance, it might be because the third generation is always preaching, always filling others with chicken soup, asking others to protect Konoha; and Minato has done far more than he said , I do far more than I ask others to do.
"But... can you tell me, who is the person you want to protect?"
"This... a classmate, an ordinary classmate..."
Hearing Yasuo's teasing question, Mizumon immediately lost his previous momentum and became shy.
Needless to say Yasuo also knew what happened, he must have met the destined little pepper.
Yasuo was a little amused, if Minato knew that Kushina lived in the land of the Hatake clan, would he regret rejecting his invitation?
Living under the same roof nearly 20 years in advance, such a good opportunity was missed by himself.
"Anyway, you proposed the special training yourself, I didn't force you to do it, you can't regret it!"
"No, Brother Yasuo... No, Teacher Yasuo, I promise!"
Minato's eyes were filled with anticipation, apprehension, and of course, firmness.
Yasuo picked up the Coke, took a sip, and said with blurred eyes: "I was a teacher at Konoha Ninja School back then, and was known as a once-in-a-million-year genius. Wood Light, hicc—"
With a hiccup, Yasuo took advantage of the water gate to distract, and then quickly added: "Brother."
Yasuo went on to say: "With such an identity, being a teacher is naturally a strict person. If you call me the devil bishop, that is also appropriate."
"Devil Bishop?" Minato swallowed.
"Not bad!"
Yasuo said in a serious tone: "If you enter my gate wall, you will enter hell. If you cannot go through billions of catastrophes and be reborn in Nirvana, you will not be able to obtain great wisdom, great opportunity, and great liberation. You, Namikaze Minato, be good to die Are you enlightened?"
"Disciple... get ready!" Minato swallowed again, and at the same time, cold sweat oozes from the corner of his forehead.
"very good!"
Yasuo showed a teachable expression: "Then, starting today, I will teach you the strongest cultivation method."
Minato wiped off the sweat from his forehead, his expression was determined, as if he was looking down on death.
The old god Yasuo sat on the chair, raised his legs, and said:
"First of all, you can't be sloppy with your three meals a day, and you can eat bananas for breakfast."
"what?"
"In order to exercise your willpower, you can't use the air conditioner no matter the cold winter or hot summer."
"what?"
"The most important thing is to insist on doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and running 10 kilometers every day. You must never miss work!"
"what?"
"Persistence day after day, even if you are sick, have a dislocated hand, catch a cold, get injured, have a car accident, be busy, etc., you must persist every day!"
"what?"
"Huh, why don't you hurry up and do 100 push-ups for me, if you can't do it, see how I will deal with you!" Yasuo said as he flipped the table.
"Okay teacher, I'll go right away!" Minato said hastily, wiping the sweat that was accumulating on his forehead.
"By the way, take this potion with you." Yasuo took out a bottle from his pocket and threw it to Minato.
"Teacher, I think this kind of training...probably...wouldn't hurt me, I don't need healing potions." Minato said weakly, catching the bottle.
"Who told you this is a healing medicine?"
"That is?"
Yasuo gritted his teeth, and said leisurely: "It's a potion to prevent hair loss. You remember to apply it on your head three times a day. If you don't do it, you will be at your own risk!"
…………
…………
Thanks: Reward 100 starting coins
(End of this chapter)
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