The Magician of Clow

Chapter 286 Come, take a sip of this to calm down.
On the forest avenue leading to downtown Beijing at night, a royal carriage pulled by two tall horses is driving at high speed!

Although it's weird to describe it like this, this carriage is running towards the downtown area of ​​the capital city at a speed of [-] miles per hour, and Fangran's angry screams are constantly coming from the co-pilot seat of the carriage .

"Ahhh!!! Don't!!!"

Grabbing the rein and enjoying the airflow blowing towards his face, the alchemist looked at him speechlessly, who could be said to be moaning without illness:

"I said Xiao Fang, can you stop calling me that?"

"I don't! You don't even have a seat belt in your car, why don't you let me call you! Do you still have humanity!"

Fangran tightly grasped the handrail of the car, looked at the rapidly reversing scenery on both sides with twitching corners of his mouth, and sternly complained about the unsafe design of not having a seat belt in the car.

"Actually, there are such things as seat belts, but they are in the convertible compartment at the back"

The alchemist laughed, and then shook the reins vigorously. The sweaty BMW possessed by the ghost seemed to neigh tirelessly in excitement, and accelerated the speed again!

"How about it! Xiao Fang! Doesn't it feel like speed and passion to sit in my carriage that can reach a speed of up to 100 miles per hour!?"

"Bah! Now I only have a feeling that I may be thrown out at any time at the speed of life and death!"

Hearing the alchemist showing off, Fangran, who was holding the handrail tightly, turned his head to look left and right, and then looked at the two biological motors in front of him with a broken view and shouted!

And damn it, even if this is the horse soul you summoned from the ancient battlefield, it would be a bit of a bullshit if it can reach a maximum of 100 mph!

How can you embarrass other carriages like this!
Fangran held onto the armrest tightly, and the wind blew him head-on, turning him into a killer missile!
"Xiao Fang! I will teach you the driving skills of this BMW!"

"I told you that it's not a BMW!"

Regarding Fangran's roar, the alchemist turned a deaf ear to it, and told Fangran the way of driving the carriage from the beginning. Of course, the most important thing was the core values.
——How to show your identity by driving a carriage and making cool drifts!

Immediately afterwards, the alchemist taught Fangran how to drive the two biological motors. After more than a kilometer of practice
In the end, Fangran held the reins and sat in the driver's seat with a broken face.

The Alchemy Envoy sat on the co-pilot in a leisurely manner, took out a bottle of vodka from the freezer in the rear compartment, swayed the goblet and put on sunglasses to enjoy the breeze and sunshine and said:

"Xiao Fang, the master leads the door, and the cultivation is up to the individual. It's time to show the real skills."

Fangran silently glanced at the reins in his hand, and the ultimate philosophical question popped up in his mind again.

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?
I.
Shouldn't you be learning how to drive?

why am i sitting here holding the reins of the wagon
In the end, Fangran still refused with a sullen face and the alchemist said:
"Brother Fangshu. I'm actually serious about that."

But before he finished speaking, the alchemist waved his hand!
"Hi! Xiao Fang, don't be afraid, I'm here! Come, take a sip of this to calm down!"

He took a sip of half a glass of vodka in his hand.

then.
boom!
Fangran leaned against the armrest, unconscious.

Alchemist: "."

"Forehead"

The alchemist looked at his goblet with barely any vodka in a dazed expression, absurd and puzzled in his speechless expression.

Uh, what. I. I seem to have given him a bite just now.
"belch!!!!"

Just as the alchemist looked at his wine glass in doubt, there was a belch sound, and Fangran sat up straight like a leek that had been straightened!

Back straight, eyes burning with spirit!
Then he suddenly calmed down, put down the reins with a serious face, crossed his hands on his knees, and put them in front of his face.

"Xiao Ke, where are we now?"

Looking at him who suddenly woke up again, the alchemy envoy looked puzzled, he hesitated and said:
"That...Xiao Fang, what happened to you just now? Could it be that you were too nervous to drive a carriage for the first time?"

Also, what the hell is Xiao Ke?
"Well, it turns out I was hiccupping in a carriage!!"

Fangran looked suddenly enlightened, and then hiccupped with a flushed face!
"Also, don't call me Xiaofang belch! I'm Sakura, please call me Sakura-chan. belch!!!"

Fangran grabbed the reins and explained to the Alchemy Envoy in a serious manner.

Looking at Fangran who couldn't help belching from alcohol, Fang Shu's face twitched, his brows twitched, and he silently guessed a terrible answer.

I go!

Isn't Xiao Fang drunk?
But the bit of vodka just now didn't even have a bottle cap! ! !

If meng lang knew what the alchemist had done to let Fangran touch two things that he least expected to touch at the same time, he would definitely give him a thumbs up and praise him.

hero!

"Xiao Ke, our destination hiccup! Where is it?"

Fangran turned his head to look at the alchemist asking, his face was flushed with burning eyes, and he hurried with a little calmness strangely.

Still stunned and speechless, Fangran, who was drunk with just a little wine, replied subconsciously:
“Starfall Plaza in the Heart of Central City”

"Okay! Let's burp! Let's go!"

Then the alchemist saw that Fangran took a deep breath, raised the rein in an arc high, and flicked it with a 'snap'!
The two tall horses neighed fiercely, raised their front feet high, and rushed out with a 'swoosh'!
That momentum, that fierceness, caused the alchemist sitting on the side toss his head and was pressed down on the chair, with the wine glass almost sticking to his face!
"Fuck!!"

Your fucking sister, is this a catapult start!
I don't think I taught you this! ?
The alchemy master held the grass in his heart, watching Fangran throw the reins like a different person having a convulsion!
"Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Hiccup! Drive! Drive! Drive!"

The sound of cracking reins and whip whips sounded one after another!

Yinpo's two horses neighed loudly, and the hoofbeats of the horses were as frequent as rainstorms falling on the ground, and the car body was speeding up section by section!
And because Fangran didn't know what stability was, he just flicked the reins wildly, causing the carriage behind to bump as if a vibrator had been inserted!
Clang, clang, vibration up and down!
"I'm a bitch!!!"

The Alchemy Envoy was sitting in the rattling co-pilot seat in shock, his whole body was jolted up and down as if he had been frightened, his face was horrified, and all his hair was blown backwards by the wind! !

At this moment, there is only one thought left in the alchemist's mind!
I!up!indivual!go!
What the hell is going on with the [-]-mile start! ! ! !

It never occurred to him that he took out the ghostly carriage just to play a joke with Fangran, and then return to the night bureau to teach him to drive normally after a stroll.

But the alchemist suddenly realized that something was wrong at this moment.
Because there are two serious problems.

First, the reason why this 'BMW M760Li xDrive' can run so fast is not only because the two dark horses are the souls of war horses from the ancient battlefield, but more importantly, it is actually supported by the mana value of the alchemist.

After he came up with such a carriage that consumed mana and turned out to be useless, he was scorned by all the other participants in the night game. Including this incident, Su Xing said last time that he didn't use his energy The reason why he fiddled with all kinds of strange things in terms of improving his strength.

As for the other question.
Alchemist discovered that the co-pilot didn't have a seat belt.
"It's fucking terrible ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

He hugged the armrest of the seat tightly, and let out a loud scream. This is not a matter of seventy or eighty miles in a car. Eighty miles! ! !
In the carriage!

Alchemy makes you feel,
My life is like a candle in the wind.
　I've been busy with other things recently, and the focus of my life is not on novels. You can probably tell from the fact that I haven't written anything in the author's words these days. Anyway, I'm very busy. Today's two updates will make up for the baby who was reminded by tragedy last week Tuhao's tip

　　
　
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