Royal little cute fox

Luoluo children's shoes carried Hanhan's children's shoes to the bed, and after putting her down, she realized that the liquid on her arm was not a banana-colored liquid but an apple-colored liquid...

"Red?" Huangfu Xiluo scratched the back of his head with one hand, causing confusion in the wind.

"Could it be that human girls urinate apple-colored things, and boys urinate banana-colored things?"

After hearing such incisive conclusions from the master, the little Bexi beast in the necklace fell gorgeously to the ground. At this moment, it just wanted to find a wall and knock itself unconscious!

"Or...is Hanhan's butt hurt?" Huangfu Xiluo pouted, his sapphire blue eyes staring straight at her upturned pp.

"Ahhhh! I can't take it anymore!" Beixi's little cute beast screamed frantically, emerged from Huangfu Xiluo's diamond necklace, and stood in front of Huangfu Xiluo angrily. .

"Beixi! You don't want Jiang Zi! How many times have I told you that you can only come out if I summon you. You Jiang Zi let others know, where is the face of His Highness..." Huangfu Xiluo put his hands on his hips and huffed lessons learned.

"Hey, I'm so mad! Your Highness, your swollen wood can turn 2% purple!" The little cute beast Bessie had her hands on her hips, flew to Huangfu Xiluo's ear and grabbed his ear, roaring like a lion.

┭┮﹏┭┮ Woohoo, what a world!The pets are yelling at the owner, the poor eardrums of the Lun family!

"Smelly Bessie, if you yell at me again, I'll roast you!"

"..." Use this trick every time, ╭(╯^╰)╮I can't believe you are willing to roast me, besides, after roasting me, no one will pinch your shoulders and beat your back!Hum hum……

"Bessie, Hanhan, she... urinated blood!"

"Your Highness, are you a second grade?" Comrade Beixi asked with a very serious expression, blinking his blue eyes.

"..." Seeing Beixi's serious look, he dared to be angry and dare not speak out!

See it, see it, my master is so useless, I can't even talk back when my pet scolds me.

"My name is Big Aunt. Girls come here once a month. It's almost like detoxification! I come once a month, and there will be no drops in about 3 or 4 days! Occasionally, I will have dysmenorrhea when I come here. , It just hurts my stomach. After a while, sanitary napkins will come in handy! blablabla..." Bechner said professionally, lifting his glasses.

(Xi Ye: Yeah, the glasses are nice! Where did they come from...)

(Bei Xi: I took it from Han Yixi's 2nd room the day before yesterday...)

(Grandpa Xi: oh! shit! Don’t run if you have the guts!)

(Lolo: Bessie, how do you know so much about girls? Are you a mother?)

(Bessie: Ah bah! You are a pure man! As for how much you know...you can find out after a little Baidu!)

(porridge:……)

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Note: porridge, Xiye’s fan is Xifan (porridge)!