I'm an almighty star

Chapter 873 Ye Peng's IQ Recovery

Magic TV.

The Swordsman's Competition became more and more fierce.

After Mo Bai met Guo Donglin last time, this time he met another famous sketch actor, Da Bing.

Like Guo Donglin, Dabing also played very well this time, scoring an average of 97 points.

This also brought a lot of pressure to many fans who were looking forward to Mo Bai.

"I'll go, it's 97 points again, this is to force Mo Bai to run away."

"Why don't you have confidence in Dabai again?"

"I want to have confidence in Dabai, but Dabai said that he will continue to fool Lao Ye, and Lao Ye is not an idiot, how can he be fooled by Dabai twice."

"I think so. If you lower Lao Ye's IQ to complete this skit, then this skit won't be worth watching. What's the point of weeding out soldiers?"

Before Mo Bai was about to debut, many fans talked from time to time.

However, no matter whether it is pressure or no pressure, the Mobai team will play after Dabing.

But this time Mo Bai was not the first to play, it was Lao Ye who played first.

【Ye Peng: I bought abductees last year. I was so useless. I lost my job and lost my partner.Pay attention to those who come from the south and go to the north!Pay attention to your legs!See if there is anything wrong with it!Take two steps if you are not sick!I'll sell you the kidnapping when you get out of illness!Abducted!Abducted! 】

Lao Ye was holding the crutches that were bought by Huyou last time, and complained a lot as soon as he came on stage.

This complaint seems to have no laughing matter, but when I contacted "Selling Knocks" before, everyone laughed instantly.

"Hahaha, isn't this Lao Ye?"

"And that crutch, ouch, I'll go, isn't this what Dabai sold to him last time?"

"Lao Ye actually understands that he was fooled by Mo Bai last time, it's not easy, it's not easy."

Sure enough, Mo Bai did not disappoint everyone.

Although Mo Bai had been vaccinated, he said that this time he still fooled Lao Ye.

But depending on the situation, Lao Ye, who had been fooled before, has completely awakened.

This also made everyone feel that this skit was not ordinary, at least, it wasn't what they were like in the picture.

"Tsk tsk, the difficulty has increased, how can Mo Bai fool around?"

"Yes, that's logical. After being fooled once, it's unscientific to still be foolish enough to trust the other party."

Like the previous "Selling Abductees", this sketch "Selling a Car" does not need to be warmed up, everyone knows what this sketch is about.

Then, after Ye Peng complained, the couple played by Mo Bai and Jia Ling came on stage.

In the same way as Ye Peng, Jia Ling also had an opening speech as soon as she came on stage, but Jia Ling's opening speech was not a complaint, but a very happy report: "There are many ways to get rich, selling abductees last year and selling cars this year... selling cars Le... who buys the car..."

It goes without saying that the laughter burst out instantly.

One was cheated and lost his job and ran away, and the other was cheating others to make a fortune.

The stark contrast caused a huge joke, and the audience applauded again.

Then enter the storyline.

[Jia Ling: Hey, doesn't this have a big head and a thick neck? 】

[Mo Bai: Don't worry, wheelchairs will be sold this time. 】

[Jia Ling: What are you talking about, her legs are all fine! 】

[Mo Bai: His legs are fine. Last year, his legs were fine. Didn’t he just limp? Look at how I described him as getting on the bus this year. 】

Then the two parties suddenly met.

[Mo Bai: Hello! 】

Mo Bai greeted Lao Ye with a cheap smile.

When Ye Peng saw Mo Bai, he was furious: "Okay, I've been looking for you every day, every month, and I've been looking for you for a year!"

[Mo Bai: I'm very sorry, don't get excited, we never leave names when we do good deeds. 】

Everyone is no stranger to Mo Bai's shameless words.

【Ye Peng: I'm so excited, you fucked me up, do you know that you made me miserable, huh?My wife also ran away, and my job was fired, so let's go and find a place to reason!Walk! 】

[Jia Ling: Oh, brother, we'll give you the money, and you give us the abductee, let's go home~~~]

[Mo Bai: Don't meddle with him... May I ask how long this crutch will last? 】

【Ye Peng: What am I leaning on!I'm not sick at all! 】

[Mo Bai: It's over, what I was worried about finally happened! 】

[Jia Ling: Don't you believe me when I told you not to sell abductees? Let's see what you do this time...]

[Mo Bai: I said he is finished!Daughter-in-law, have you seen how much has changed this year?look up. 】

[Jia Ling: If there is a change, the head is bigger than last year. 】

[Mo Bai: That's right!Even my wife can see it.Because you haven’t been on crutches for a year, your virus has moved upwards and has reached your brain. There are two big tendons in your legs, like two highways. The virus is moving upwards at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour. Now you It's over, the ruthless virus is devouring the healthy cells of your brain, and a brand new vegetative person is about to be born! 】

The plot hasn't really started yet, this is the foreshadowing of the whole sketch.

However, although it is a foreshadowing, under Mo Bai Mo's flickering style, this foreshadowing is also for everyone to watch with gusto.

Especially the last paragraph, which is comparable to the [peripheral nerve necrosis] [transferred] in "Selling Abductions"... these medical terms.

What made everyone even more gratified was that Lao Ye completely ignored Mo Bai's deceit and began to confront Mo Bai.

[Ye Peng: Fudge, keep fooling!Fudge!Do you want me to take two more steps? 】

[Mo Bai: Did you lame in two steps last year? 】

【Ye Peng: Lame. 】

[Mo Bai: Are your feet numb? 】

【Ye Peng: Numb】

[Mo Bai: Why? 】

【Ye Peng: You're fooling around.You don’t need to fool around this year, I’ll give you two steps, you don’t like to watch, I’ll give you two steps, two steps, two steps, okay?But this year I'm fine, I can trot, I can still jump, hey big jump... hey, another one? 】

Everyone applauded Ye Peng's trot and stride amused him.

"Ho Ho Ho, Dabai also said that he wanted to continue fooling Lao Ye, so he must have made a mistake."

"Lao Ye's behavior is obviously mocking Mo Bai."

"Yes, Lao Ye has a high IQ, and even sarcasm is so humorous..."

However, even though Lao Ye already knew that he was fooled by him last time, Mo Bai was still extremely calm.

Instead, he wanted to fool Ye Peng again.

[Mo Bai: Stop!Did you see, not only the head is not good, but also the spirit. 】

[Jia Ling: It looks much happier than last year! 】

[Mo Bai: My friend, can I receive some treatment?
[Ye Peng: No problem! 】

[Mo Bai: Is your brain confused even if you don't speak loudly? 】

[Ye Peng: Don't be confused! 】

[Mo Bai: Do you have gold stars in your eyes? 】

【Ye Peng: Don't take gold stars. 】

[Mo Bai: Then you can shout, okay? 】

[Ye Peng: Good.So, I cooperate with you, I fully cooperate with you, my purpose is to expose you! 】

[Mo Bai: Okay, take a deep breath]

【Ye Peng: Come...】

[Mo Bai: Howl!Inhale, inhale, inhale!howl--】

【Ye Peng: ah-ah-ah-ah...]

[Mo Bai: Don't stop, I'll see how angry you are, I'll make a judgment... Stop!Are you confused? 】

【Ye Peng: No confusion! 】

[Mo Bai: Why are you shaking if you are not confused? ! 】

【Jia Ling: Why is he confused? 】

[Mo Bai: Why are you still confused, calling for hypoxia.Let me tell you, daughter-in-law, she is in good health, and I will be in the hospital right now if I want to change you. 】

[Jia Ling: Don't make it up! 】

[Mo Bai: Are you confused? 】

【Ye Peng: No! 】

[Mo Bai: I'm not confused, what did you do there? 】

【Ye Peng: I'm a bit risky...】

[Mo Bai: You are taking the gold star, you obviously have a problem with your IQ now. 】

[Ye Peng: Don't mess with that, with our IQ, we are two catties more than you on the scale! 】

After turning over the wonderful rivalry, everyone clapped their hands to support it again.

However, this time the applause was not for Mo Bai, but for Ye Peng.

Especially when they saw that Mo Bai had used a series of deceiving methods and still had no way to deal with Lao Ye, everyone couldn't help being excited.

"Okay, Lao Ye really didn't disappoint us, he's just smart, remember, he's just a fool."

"This time I have to applaud Lao Ye. Although he was dizzy by Mo Bai, he still believed that Mo Bai was a big fool."

"Yes, yes, it is necessary, no matter what the big fool says, don't believe it."

"Happy, this routine is too old. It works once, but is it still effective if used twice?"

"That's right, if it's another person, you might be able to get tricked, but I'm sorry, Lao Ye has already been tricked by you once, and this trick won't work."

The plot becomes more and more interesting.

Seeing Lao Ye's conversations mocking Mo Bai from time to time, everyone believed that even if Mo Bai was killed this time, he would not be able to fool Lao Ye.

"I said the child's father, let's go."

Seeing that Ye Peng and Mo Bai were on the pole, Jia Ling whispered to Mo Bai at this time: "What kind of car are you selling? They clearly want to expose you." However, Mo Bai still didn't believe this evil, and said : "What are you going to do? If you can't take Lao Ye down again today, I won't be called a big fool."

(End of this chapter)