I'm an almighty star

Chapter 568

"Short skirt theory?"

"Is there such a theory?"

The experts sitting in the field were surprised.

"Damn it, I'm an evil surnamed Mo Bai."

"The miniskirt theory, thank goodness he figured it out."

"It's just serious nonsense."

Knowing that Mo Bai participated in the Huamei Economic Summit, a group of Mo Bai's fans were also attracted.

When they saw Mo Bai seriously fooling around with a set called Miniskirt Theory, all the fans spurted out their old blood again.

Again.

Mo Bai is fooling people again.

"This is the Dabai I know."

"That's right, but Dabai is getting better and better, he never blush when he tells a lie, and all the fools are getting taller."

"That's right, don't even look at who Dabai is, he practiced during the World Cup."

"However, there are also some worries. On such a high-end platform, the people sitting here are all economic experts. Can Mo Bai hold it?"

"I don't know, I'm also a little worried."

Everyone didn't blink their eyes.

I applaud Mo Bai's serious nonsense, but I am extremely worried in my heart.

"Wait, Mr. Mo Bai, which famous economist said this supershort group theory?"

An American economics expert stood up and asked.

"Everyone knows this person."

Mo Bai said.

"Then what's your name?"

"Since you all want to know, let me tell you, this person is me."

Mo Bai took a sip of water and answered calmly.

It's just that Mo Bai calmed down, but everyone in the venue was not calm.

The school professor, who drank the same water as Mo Bai, squirted out a sip of water.

"I go……"

"Mo Bai, stop playing, okay?"

"This is an economic forum, not a literary forum, let alone a place for nonsense."

There was an uproar at the scene.

Not only some economic experts sent by the United States, but also some domestic economic experts frowned.

"Professor Yang, you invited this Mo Bai over?"

"No, you were not invited by the organizer?"

"It was found out, the organizer did not invite Mo Bai."

"Then how did he get in?"

"It seems to have mixed in..."

Several domestic economic experts looked at each other.

It's just that Mo Bai has already stood on the podium, and Mo Bai is so famous, it's not like they are chasing him, or not.

"So you are that famous economist."

The American economic expert "Wilson" who stood up and asked Mo Bai just now said with a smile.

"Why, this friend from the United States, can't I come up with a set of economic theories of my own?"

Although he knew that his speech was shocking... But Mo Bai really wasn't fooling around: "If that's the case, then shouldn't Mr. Fried's theory of demographic dividend be brought here to give a speech?"

I have to say that although Mo Bai looks a little spoof, and even a little foolish, what he said makes sense.

Any theory, any research is done by individuals.

Fried can use his own research in economic analysis, why can't Mo Bai.

Although, Mo Bai's "miniskirt theory" sounds like a joke.

"Okay, then tell me about your miniskirt theory."

When asked by Mo Bai, Wilson had a headache, so he had to say.

"Actually, my theory is very simple. Although the name sounds a little weird. In my research, I think that when the economy grows, women will wear short skirts. Because they want to show off the long stockings they wear inside. And when the economy grows In times of recession, women can’t afford stockings, or don’t have the extra money to buy more stockings, so they have to lengthen their skirts or wear longer skirts to cover up the embarrassment of not having long stockings…”

Although the miniskirt theory has a strange name, it has to be said that it can be used as a theory, and she has her reasons.

Before, a group of people thought that Mo Bai was joking, but after hearing Mo Bai's miniskirt theory, everyone's brows lit up.

"what……"

"It seems to make some sense."

"I also think. When the economy grows, women will wear shorter skirts because of the need for beauty. When the economy is in recession, women will naturally lengthen their skirts. This is not only because of economic problems, but also because of the impact of the economy on women. question of choice."

Everyone in the audience is an expert in economics, and Mo Bai just explained, and the experts understood.

"Your theory makes some sense, but what does it mean?"

Wilson asked.

"It's simple."

Mo Bai smiled and looked at the crowd: "Maybe everyone still doesn't believe in this theory, so let's use this theory to do an experiment. There are about 200 people who came here today, and I saw that nearly one-third of them are Women, among these women, there are Chinese people and female friends from the United States. Moreover, I also noticed that most of the women present are wearing skirts. In this case, ladies and gentlemen, can you stand up and let us Can you see how long your skirt is?"

"of course can."

A very interesting experiment was conducted on site, which aroused the interest of everyone present.

Mo Bai just mentioned it, and the women sitting at the scene stood up.

"Okay, please pay attention to the skirts worn by the female friends at the scene. Generally speaking, when women's skirts are above the knees, it proves that the economic growth of this region or country is not bad. And when women's skirts are below the knees, So, that proves that maybe a region or a country is not doing so well economically."

Mo Bai said while asking everyone to focus on the female friends sitting at the scene.

"We have seen that the skirts of our female friends in Huaguo are above the knee. This proves that some of our female friends in Huaguo are full of confidence. Where does the confidence come from? In addition to its own strength, It is more derived from its own economic foundation. Obviously, this fully shows the healthy and stable development of Huaguo's economy. Let's take a look, female friends from the United States. Of course, I don't have any other meaning here. This is just a small experiment. As you can see, most of the skirts of female friends from the United States are below the knees. I think, as the open culture of the West, the United States naturally does not like to wear such long skirts... "

As for the rest, Mo Bai didn't say anything more.

However, the audience has already burst into intense applause.

"it is good."

"Very well said."

"Americans wear skirts that are longer than Chinese people's skirts. What else can I say? This shows that the economy of the United States is not good. It's ridiculous that these experts from the United States are here to constantly attack the theory of the collapse of the Chinese economy."

"genius."

"Mo Bai is really a genius."

"Using a miniskirt theory not only resolved the economic crisis in China, but also transferred this crisis to the side of the United States."

All the economic experts in Huaguo were extremely excited.

"Ah ah ah..."

"Nimma, Dabai really fooled them."

"Pretending to be the little prince is really not bragging, pretending to be accurate."

"No, no, now you should not call Dabai the little prince who pretends to be coercive, but the little prince who slaps face."

"Slap the little prince?"

"Isn't it? As long as there is Mo Bai, there will be face slaps."

"6666..."

Bai Yutang's fan base was already boiling.

[Huaguo economic experts break the theory of economic collapse. 】

[The great economist Mo Bai used the length of the skirt to demonstrate that the Chinese economy is still extremely healthy. 】

[Mobai's miniskirt theory shocked Fried, a Nobel laureate in economics. 】

At the scene, the lights of many media flashed violently.

A series of news, a series of edited headlines, was once again sent to major media around the world.

Affected by this, the Huaguo A shares, which had already stopped falling, quickly increased in volume and began to rise.

"I disagree with your miniskirt theory."

After being slapped in the face by Mo Bai, Wilson's face turned blue and white.

Although he also felt that Mo Bai's miniskirt theory made sense, he would not admit it.

"We know that any theory and any research must go through a lot of data and investigations before it can be confirmed. We only have dozens of women at the meeting, and we can use the skirt lengths of dozens of women to demonstrate the economic conditions of the two countries. not serious."

After all, he is an economics expert, and he found a loophole in this miniskirt theory just by thinking about it.

"good."

"My friend, you reminded me well."

"Even if you don't remind me, I will."

Looking at Wilson, Mo Bai took out the materials he had prepared.

"Let's use data and examples to analyze the economic situation of the United States over the years..."

Through the projector, Mo Bai put the form he made on the big screen.

displayed on the big screen.

In the 50s, the American economy began to recover, and various popular cultures began to appear.Women have broken the traditional dull clothes, and the dot prints represented by Mary Monroe, and the bell-shaped loose knee-length dresses that fit the waist have become mainstream for a while.

In the 60s, the economy of the United States flourished on a large scale, and people began to pursue more individual clothing.At this time, mini skirts and high boots became a symbol of emerging women.You know, before the 60s, many people thought that showing their knees was a very rude behavior.But unexpectedly, in just a few years, miniskirts have become a common form of clothing.

Let's look at the 70s in the United States again.The 70s in the United States was a chaotic era. Economic stagnation in various Western countries, coupled with a series of events in the 70s in the United States, made many young people more rational and seek self-identification.At that time, both men and women liked to have long hair and wear very casual long skirts. Note that the skirts here almost reached the feet.In addition, in addition to skirts, there is also a very popular dress, that is flared pants, which completely wrap the legs in them.

The 70s passed, and it was the 80s in the United States. The economy began to recover in the 80s, and comfortable people began to show their better selves. Many people liked wearing tight shorts or tight skirts.And at this time, a star Madonna appeared. With her explicit lyrics and bold clothing, she became a symbol of the time.

……

Mo Bai said, but a series of pictures on the big screen are shown to people from time to time.

The meaning couldn't be more obvious.

When the economy is booming, everyone pursues individuality and wears more fashionable short skirts.

When the economy was in a downturn, everyone wore long skirts and even trousers that wrapped themselves more tightly.

Young people may not have such a cold, but some elderly people who have experienced it from the 50s to the present have deeply touched it.

Isn't the United States from the 50s to the 80s exactly as described by Mo Bai?
Even a few women from the United States stood up excitedly and said loudly: "Thank you, Mo Bai, you remind me of the past. I still remember my miniskirt in the 60s, She is so beautiful. Although I have worn countless dresses now, I still think the old one is the most beautiful."

Another woman also stood up and said: "I can't forget the period of economic stagnation in the 70s. Although I don't know why I like wearing bell-bottom pants, but now I think about it, it is the economic downturn that makes us clothes have changed."

(End of this chapter)