Don't give it to your wife as a gift, don't want it for nothing

129 Bao'er, I want you to swear, never leave me Qiao Luyi didn't mean that at all, but Sheng Mingzhan interpreted it as that.

"I didn't mean that, you misunderstood me." Qiao Luyi explained.

What she meant was that at the beginning, when he forced her to marry her, she had learned to accept her fate slowly, and now, she followed him willingly.

Sheng Mingzhan's face was ugly: "You didn't mean that, what did you mean, you should explain clearly!"

Qiao Lu was speechless, Sheng Mingzhan sometimes became childish, and his IQ was really not as high as that of children.

It's just as tall as a newborn baby.

"Did I be willing to follow you at the beginning? Shouldn't I use the word resignation? Now, I think you are very good, marrying you is very good, I am very happy and happy, is it not enough?" Sheng Mingzhan said to me Sometimes you really don't look like a man, you just ask a question, it's all boring, you!"

Sheng Mingzhan got the answer he wanted, his handsome face stretched out, and as soon as he hugged Qiao Lu and pressed him on the bed, he kissed him fiercely: "Bao'er, do you know how much I love you, I worry about gains and losses, I am deeply afraid that one day you will not belong to me, but someone else's, and I am afraid that you will leave me, baby, can you swear that you will never leave me, no matter what happens. "

Sheng Mingzhan's worries were completely unnecessary in Qiao Lu's eyes.

She is not a flirtatious person, why would she leave him and fall in love with someone else.

"You really think too much. As long as you don't cheat or play with women, I won't leave you."

Qiao Lu touched his handsome face and assured him.yes

Sheng Mingzhan asked with a serious expression: "Really, you are serious."

Qiao Lu nodded: "Well, of course it's true, but if you raise a little three, four, five, and six behind my back, I will definitely leave you, and I won't want an unfaithful husband ? You ask me to be loyal to you, and I also ask you to be loyal to me."

Qiao Luyi's guarantee was a reassurance for Sheng Mingzhan.

He hugged her soft body tightly and sighed: "We are really a fate cultivated in the previous life. In this life, let us meet and love each other. Qiao Qiao, having you, my life is really worth it."

As soon as Qiao Lu was told by him, his heart was full of joy, this man shouldn't like her too much!

"At first I thought it was not good to marry you, but later I felt that you are a really nice person. Sheng Mingzhan and I also think this is fate, but I have a few questions I want to ask you in particular."

Qiao Luyi gently stroked Sheng Mingzhan's eyebrows.

Sheng Mingzhan smiled at her tenderly, patting her forehead dotingly: "If you ask, my husband will know everything without saying anything."

Qiao Luyi has always wondered why people like Sheng Mingzhan like her for no reason, just because they slept with each other for the first time.

"Why do you like me? You must marry me. After all, for a man like you, what kind of woman you have never seen, what kind of woman you can't get."

It was rare for Qiao Luyi to ask Sheng Mingzhan questions with a very serious expression and tone.

Sheng Mingzhan looked into her eyes. At that time, it was these bright eyes that made him sink into it, unable to extricate himself.

"Would you believe me if I said I fell in love with you at first sight?"

Sheng Mingzhan replied.

Qiao Lu thought for a while and said, "Then I'd rather believe that you are interested in me for sex! After all, I am more distinctive than ordinary beauties."

What Qiao Lu said in one mouthful is more distinctive than ordinary beauties, the so-called characteristic is like a manly woman!

She doesn't look like a woman, but she is still a real beauty.

Sheng Mingzhan thought for a while: "It can also be said that all love at first sight is based on the other party's good-looking face. If you look like a flower, I think it will be difficult for me to fall in love with you at first sight."

Sheng Mingzhan replied very honestly.

Qiao Luyi was neither disappointed nor not disappointed, half and half feeling!

"Everyone has the moment when their appearance grows old. Is it because I am old and not good-looking anymore, and you don't like me anymore."

Qiao Luyi was a little worried, although whether a man likes it or not is not very important to her, but Sheng Mingzhan likes this man, she still cares a little bit.

It was her husband after all.

Sheng Mingzhan lowered his head and kissed her fragrant lips: "How could it be? I'm ten years older than you? When you get old, I get old too. How could the old Sheng Mingzhan not like Qiao Luyi who is not too old?" Woolen cloth?"

Well, Qiao Lu barely passed the test with such an answer.

"The second question, you have to answer honestly."

Qiao Lu said.

Sheng Mingzhan nodded: "You ask."

Qiao Lu blushed and said with embarrassment, "Which one do you prefer, my face or my body?"

She saw this question in a novel. The hostess asked the host which one do you prefer, my face or my body.

The male lead answered like this, I like them all, the face can be pleasing to the eye, the body can make me feel good, the face and body make me happy physically and mentally.

Sheng Mingzhan thought for a while and answered: "I like them both. The face can make me pleasing to the eye, and the body can make me feel good. I really can't tell which one I like more."

As soon as Qiao Lu heard his answer, he widened his eyes and asked, "You, a big man, don't you also read pornographic pornographic books?"

Sheng Mingzhan had a black line on his face: "What kind of goofy romance book? What the hell are you talking about, I don't understand."

His time is like the water in a sponge, it has to be squeezed hard to get some water out, so how can there be any time to read some pornographic books.

Besides, is he the kind of person who needs to read pornographic books?

"Do you dare to say that you haven't read a novel called "The President's Husband Wants Every Night" written by the author Brazil No. 10?"

Qiao Lu asked suspiciously.

"The President's Husband Wants Every Night" Sheng Mingzhan's head is full of black lines, what the hell is all this, what is Qiao Lu pretending to be in his head.

"Is this a novel?? It's called the president's husband every night, huh? In the future, don't read books written by this kind of mentally retarded author. I'm afraid you will become more and more mentally retarded."

Sheng Mingzhan really didn't understand Qiao Luyi's world.

The four-dimensional world of girls born in the [-]s, please forgive him, an uncle born in the [-]s really doesn't understand it very well.

"Are you sure you haven't seen it?"

Qiao Lu asked in disbelief.

"Do you think I'm someone who reads this kind of book? If I want to read it, I'll read that kind of masterpiece. Besides, I never like to read books. You will read this kind of book less in the future. It's not a good book just by its name."

Sheng Mingzhan said.

Qiao Luyi retorted: "This book is very good. The author wrote it very well. There are 108 unlocking poses with new tricks. Reading it will make your blood boil."

When Sheng Mingzhan heard it, it sounded like some kind of pornography.

A woman like Qiao Luyi is full of pornographic jokes, and she writes them casually. Needless to say, she has read a lot of pornographic books.

"Qiao Luyi, when did you read this kind of book?"

Qiao Lu thought for a while and answered, "It's fifth grade!"

Sheng Mingzhan was speechless: "Did you recognize all Chinese characters at that time?"

Qiao Luyi shook his head honestly: "Not really, look it up in the dictionary if you don't know it, ask the teacher, I'll tell you a funny thing."

Speaking of this, Qiao Lu remembered a hilarious incident.

Sheng Mingzhan's intuition is not something that can be considered elegant.

"Go ahead!"

Sheng Mingzhan lay beside her, hugging her body on his side.

Qiao Luyi scratched Sheng Mingzhan's chest with his small hand: "I remember that I was in the sixth grade at that time, and that Brazilian No. 10 wrote an ancient book called "The Prince Is So Rough: The Princess Screams Every Night". Non-stop xxoo, all kinds of postures are used, there is a word called testo, which is your male Gaowan! I don’t know it, so I will ask our Chinese teacher. It happens that the teacher is male, so I will take this and this I wrote it down and asked him. The teacher told me it was called testis. I didn’t understand what the word meant. The teacher said, it’s an organ in a man’s body. I asked the teacher if you have it. At that time, the teacher blushed like a pig’s liver haha ..."

When Qiao Lu thought about the embarrassment of the teacher, he still thought it was funny.

After laughing, Sheng Mingzhan looked at her speechlessly.

"Sixth grade, how old are you? Excuse me."

Qiao Luyi stopped laughing in embarrassment: "It's not like 12 years old."

Sheng Mingzhan is speechless, this wife has been molesting male teachers since she was a child, and it's okay, no wonder she looks like an old driver at a young age, and is familiar with all kinds of dirty jokes.

"What's the author's name?"

Sheng Mingzhan asked.

Qiao Lu didn't understand why he suddenly asked the author, but he still answered honestly: "It's Brazil No. 10! What's wrong."

Sheng Mingzhan stroked his forehead: "Block her, and lead a bad girl from a good family."

Qiao Luyi tugged at his ear: "If you dare, if you block her, I won't let you eat meat. I really like reading her books, but they have literary accomplishments, like her book "Ex-husband, don't let me eat meat." Come on Me”, and that “My Husband Slow Down” By the way, there is also a physical book that I like so much. I am willing to spend more than [-] yuan to buy a copy. It is very well written. It's called "The Domineering President Raised Me". The fleshy writing in it is really good, and it can be called a classic. Whenever I return to the lonely spring, I take it out and look it up. Every time I read it, my internal library is full of Wet..."

The more Qiao Luyi talked, the more energetic she was, and she wanted to continue, but Sheng Mingzhan hurriedly interrupted: "Qiao Luyi, shut up, you, this author must be blocked, there is no need to discuss it."

No wonder Qiao Luyi is so rude, it is estimated that [-]% of them read this kind of book.

Qiao Lu pouted: "If you dare, I love reading her books."

Sheng Mingzhan was speechless: "I think you just want to see Xiao Huang Wen."

Qiao Lu said with a smile: "Hey, I just have a bit of a lecherous mouth, and I'm a bit of a sloppy person, but I'm very well-behaved. You see, I've given you the first time, and I guard you with my body, so I can't let my mouth be a little loose. ah!"

It was already late, and Sheng Mingzhan didn't bother to say such nonsense to her, so he patted her smooth butt, "Get up! Go home, I'm hungry after being tormented by you."

Qiao Luyi acted like a baby: "Whoever takes off my clothes will be responsible for putting them on for me."

Sheng Mingzhan fondled Qiao Luyi's little head: "Look, isn't it good now? You look like a cute little girl, and I like you just like you. You need a man to talk about pornographic jokes." do you know?"

Qiao Lu stuck out his tongue: "I'm going to say, do you care?"

Sheng Mingzhan ignored her, picked up her clothes, and put on her underwear and coat one by one.

When Sheng Mingzhan knelt down to put on her shoes, Qiao Lu rubbed his foot against Sheng Mingzhan's crotch: "Oh! Am I a famous weapon?"

Sheng Mingzhan gave her a supercilious look.

Qiao Luyi continued provocatively: "Then my hun is not too big for you!"

Sheng Mingzhan gave her another look.

Qiao Luyi continued provocatively without giving up: "I think so! You are a little short and thin, and your stamina is not long enough. Alas, what is my life? Your skills are not good, you are not as good as Kato Taka The teacher is half good."

"Qiao Luyi! You're so fucking tired of your job, sorry."

Sheng Ming's battle-like head is full of smoke, how can any man stand the provocation of his own woman.

Sheng Mingzhan only put on one shoe for Qiao Luyi, and pressed Qiao Luyi against the wall again, as if he really wanted to fuck her.

Qiao Luyi hurriedly begged for mercy: "Hey, hey, Sheng Mingzhan, I was wrong, I was just joking, don't fuck, I'm really hurt if you fuck, you have to be a monk for a while."

Sheng Mingzhan doesn't have the energy to do this now, several times a day, he probably really wants to die on Qiao Luyi.

Qiao Luyi's begging for mercy made Sheng Mingzhan let her go, and he nodded her head fiercely: "There is a limit to joking, if you dare to make fun of me next time, believe it or not, I will directly kill you on the bed .”

With Sheng Mingzhan's fierce appearance, he really seemed to be able to do what he said.

Qiao Luyi hurriedly smiled and kissed him on the cheek: "I know, I know, oops, it's just a joke, you're not really short and short."

"You still say it! Let me tell you, Qiao Luyi is not allowed to say these three words to me in the future! Otherwise, you will look good."

Sheng Mingzhan threatened.