Technology derived

Chapter 656 Magical Journey (Second Change)

But Houzi doesn't want to be like this, he and Wang Fan are brothers, and he doesn't want to become a subordinate because of this!
As for the possibility that superiors and subordinates can still be brothers, I laugh when I think about it.

As Tong Dawei said in "Partners in China": "The thing I regret the most in my life is being a partner with my good brother!"

Therefore, Monkey still tends to maintain a brotherly relationship with Wang Fan. As for the future, he will fight alone!
It is precisely because of the contradiction of this problem that the monkey has not been worried these days.

So, I woke up early in the morning, staring at the Mortal Language focus list in a daze: "Drunk driving?" "Mortal technology?"

"Could it be that Wang Fan is drunk and driving, haha?" Monkey smiled gloatingly, and then clicked in.

Soon, the monkey shouted excitedly: "Oh, I'm together, it's amazing, third brother, it's amazing."

The six of hearts, who was still dreaming, was suddenly woken up by the monkey, very upset.

He directly reached out to touch a piece of clothing, closed his eyes, and threw it towards the monkey's bed.

Although the Six of Hearts is thrown blindly, this movement is very skillful. It seems that it has been practiced many times, and it was thrown directly to the monkey's bed!

What's more coincidental is that the monkey was still excited, and it was too late to dodge, so it landed directly on the monkey's face.

The monkey was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the unknown object, but when he saw the object clearly, he became furious and shouted at the six of hearts: "I'm here, underwear!"

When the monkey roared like this, Xu Yi and the others who were woken up before all opened their eyes and looked this way.

I saw the monkey holding the red underwear of the six of hearts, his face full of anger.

"Haha!" Everyone couldn't bear it any longer, and they all burst out laughing.

Six of Hearts was slightly embarrassed, and forced not to smile, said: "Monkey, don't blame me, I didn't expect it to be so accurate, I just threw it in your face!"

"Haha!" Now, everyone laughed even harder.

The monkey's face was even uglier. The whole dormitory knew what Six of Hearts said.

Looking at the monkey who was about to kill, Six of Hearts quickly said: "Don't worry, monkey, this underwear was just changed last night, and I only wore it for a week, um, a week, it's okay, it's okay."

"One week! Haha!" Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"I'll kill you, old six!" the monkey said angrily, jumped off the top bunk, and rushed towards the six of hearts.

But Six of Hearts was one step faster, jumping off from the other side, ignoring his clothes and covering his body, and ran away directly...

The monkey watched the six of hearts go away, furious, looked at the wicked underwear in his hand, opened the window, and threw it down.

Then he sat aside angrily, staring at Xu Yi and the others who were still laughing.

But the monkey's buttocks hadn't warmed up yet, and the hostess roared from downstairs: "Who! Who! Throwing down the underwear, it's still smelly..."

With this roar, the entire 401 fell silent.

Zhou Kun, who was on the upper bunk, secretly looked up at the downstairs, and said with a smile: "Monkey, you can go straight to the head of the dormitory aunt!"

"Haha!" The whole room couldn't bear it anymore, and all laughed.

But the monkey was a little dazed, he just threw it away, who would have thought that the housekeeper aunt would just come back with soy milk.

What's more unexpected, with such a light throw, it happened to fall on the head of the dormitory aunt.

At this time, the other dormitories watched this scene and also burst into laughter.

Hearing the laughter of the whole building, the housekeeper's face turned red, stomped her feet angrily, and shouted loudly: "Don't laugh!"

The whole building fell silent.

At this time, Six of Hearts, who had fled abroad, came back on tiptoe, with an equally brilliant expression on his face.

He was really moved by the magical journey of this underwear.

But seeing the monkey's angry gaze, Six of Hearts' expression changed slightly, and he stopped at the door, hesitating whether to continue running away.

However, the monkey didn't chase after it, it just went out of the window and shouted loudly: "Liu Hongtao, you put the underwear you changed yesterday on Auntie's head!"

After the monkey's words fell, the whole room fell silent, to be precise, the entire floor fell silent.

Then, instead, there was wild laughter, the wild laughter of the whole building!

At this moment, Liu Hongtao stood at the door dumbfounded, looking at the monkey with a complicated expression.

But downstairs, the aunt's Lion Roar sounded: "Liu Hongtao! My old lady will never end with you!"

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In the end, the aunt came to 401 ten times in one morning, once every half an hour on average.

But Liu Hongtao had already fled and never dared to come back.

The aunt was so angry that she moved a stool and guarded the door, waiting for Liu Hongtao to come back.

It can be said that this is a tragedy caused by underwear.

Hou Zi and the others were still sitting on the bed, but there was an old lady standing by the door, so they were not used to it.

The monkey was idle and bored, and brushed up the ordinary language again.

Monkey has always been full of praise for Wang Fan's mortal language.

Not only can you talk sweetly with Zhao Qian, but you can also tell jokes and love stories with Ukrainian girls, island country girls, and French ladies. The small life is not ordinary.

Monkey even opened a public account on Fanyu behind Zhao Qian's back, and the name is "Wukong of the 21st Century".

The main purpose of this official account is of course to pick up girls, and of course it also works part-time as a hacker.

For example, smile for Bo Meizi, the Wukong of the 21st century invades the system of her boyfriend, and collects information about her cheating...

In this regard, the monkey euphemistically calls it saving the beauty, but actually satisfies his love interest.

It's just that the monkey is very sad, it belongs to the kind of existence with a lustful heart but no lustful guts.

Even if his sister asked her out, he wouldn't dare, at least he would think about it for a long time...

But now, the monkey was brushing, brushing, and couldn't help but his expression changed drastically, and he shouted loudly: "Come on, third brother is lucky! Come and see!"

Soon a group of people gathered around, looking at Monkey's cell phone.

Zhou Kun shouted loudly: "Damn it, this is a 4000-year-old beauty, and she acts like a little girl in front of Wang Fan, goblin! No way, third child, let go of that fox and let second brother come first!"

Then, Xu Yi looked at the second photo, and his face changed drastically: "I'm sorry, this is sister Lin Ying. Wang Fan is too beastly, even sister Lin Ying will not let her go!"

But when everyone saw the photos of Chapter 3, their expressions became even more exciting.

Finally, the monkey said lasciviously: "This is Teacher Cangmuhui. She came out of the toilet with Wang Fan. What do you think they were doing there, hehehe..."

Several people looked at each other, infinitely lewd, with an expression that you understand.

"Go on, see if there are any more!" Zhao Degang shouted loudly.

The monkey quickly clicked on the next one, and his face became even more exciting:

"Beast, Wang Fan, beast, this is Mo Xue, Mo Xue! The goddess of my dreams has also been... ah, I want to fight Wang Fan!"

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