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Chapter 1095 International Joke

Chapter 1095 International Joke
However, judging from the current situation, this wave of rewards may continue, and the final amount of rewards is even more frightening.

After all, they are all rockets, 500 Huaxia coins each!

So, Qing Kong smiled and said: "Thank you for your rockets, all the rewards will be injected into Mortal Sky's account and become the funds for Mortal Sky to explore the universe in the future! Thank you everyone! The next reflection, Starry Sky One will bring a special device to record The names of all the tippers, and even your pride in spending a lot of money."

The clear sky is already beautiful, so to speak, it is even more out of control, and everyone is excited.

"Really 6, that's a chance to stay in history, no, it's a chance to stay in space! No, I'll fly 50 rockets!"

"There are only 50 rockets, are you embarrassed? At that time, the ranking will definitely be ranked according to the number of rockets. The more you fly, the higher the ranking. It is a rare opportunity to stay in space. I fly 100, and I must be in the top 100!"

"There are only 100 rockets, but you want to be in the top 100? Are you kidding me? Are the audiences all over the world a San? I fly 300, and I only want to be in the top 1000!"

"300 people want 1000 people, you think we Dubai rich people don't exist? 1000 rockets are sent, only the top 5000 people!"

"Yes, Dubai local tyrant + 1, 2000 rockets! The name is left in space, only the top 7000!"

"Dubai local tyrant + 2, 3000 rockets!"

"Dubai local tyrant + 3, 4000 rockets!"

"Dubai local tyrant + N, 8000 rockets!"

"Dubai local tyrants, you make it very difficult for me, Mr. Wang, to stay in space for fame, 10000 rockets!"

"Dubai's local tyrants, Prince Wang, it's hard for Ah San to do this! 300 rockets destroy the formation."

"What's wrong with Ah San? Our Ah San can be used anywhere, even now. 12000 rockets, no explanation!"

"Silly, you have finished your explanation, and Pakistan refuses to accept it! 13000 rockets!"

"Is it up? Long live the Korean Empire, 15000 rockets!"

"The people of North Korea sent a congratulatory message, warmly congratulating Mortal Starry Sky on its unrivaled success in the world, Starry Sky-16000 is a complete success, [-] rockets!"

"Leaving a name in space is a space endorsement, which is much better than spending 7 million to name a happy camp. Long live the banana phone, and 20000 rockets will fly first!"

"It's only 20000 rockets, it's not too shameful. The one-year endorsement of our eggplant mobile phone can be 20 billion Huaxia coins, 10 rockets will be given away, and the eggplant mobile phone will leave a name in the front row!"

"Oh, I missed a zero just now, and start again now! Long live the banana phone, and the 20W rocket is here! Remarks, the eggplant phone is garbage! Take pictures for battery life, and look at our bananas!"

"Banana mobile phone fights five scumbags, or eggplant mobile phone is reliable, 30 rockets will be sent!"

"The two upstairs are rubbish. The wool comes from the sheep. The annual endorsement fee is more than 20 billion. How much is the mobile phone a scam? Or is it Huawei's reliable, mortal technology super hardware, which only sells for 5000! 50 rockets to give away superior!"

"Shut up the scum of the flash memory door, when will you stop secretly changing the flash memory! Banana phone, take a picture of yourself you don't know! 60 rockets!"

"That's right, you Huawei is worth it? The configuration of many mobile phones is almost the same as our eggplant phone. Why don't you just sell it for 3000/4000? You also secretly change the memory! Eggplant phone, always be the best version of yourself, 70 rockets!"

"The most affordable one is our Xiaomi, a 1999, and beat them all! Each Xiaomi mobile phone pays 200, and the boss personally pays for the name. Xiaomi stands up, and 90 rockets!"

"The most affordable and tasteful is our Meizu, a 2499, the best for you! Craftsmanship, Mr. Huang personally polished, Meizu jacked up, 100 million rockets!"

……

"Let me figure it out, 100 million rockets, how much is that? It was taught by the elementary school math and physical education teacher, so I can't figure it out!"

"Second goods upstairs, 100 million * 500 = 5 million!"

"This is [-] million, is it worth it?"

"Nonsense, what kind of endorsement can show your face in the world? The current live broadcast on Xingkong No. 5 has nearly one billion viewers. What's more, this live broadcast video will have more viewers in the future, even more than the Olympic Games." Huo, don't spend [-] million too much!"

"That's right, not to mention being able to be taken into space by Xing Kong No. [-], whoever ranks first will have a bright future!"

"Don't forget, tomorrow the global media and headlines will report on this incident, as well as the rocket situation of several major mobile phone manufacturers, another wave of exposure. The 5 million spent is so worthless."

"Yes, yes, Huaxia Enterprise is still smart. We Samsung didn't even think about it. Is it still too late?"

"Look, Huawei is here again, with a total of 7 million!"

"The eggplant has exploded, with a total of 9 million!"

"Let me make it up, the total number of bananas is 10 billion!"

……

"Oh my God, Huaxia Enterprises is so fucking rich, Dubai's Prince Zarke is willing to bow down."

Prince Wang: "I lost!"

"Actually, I just want to ask, so many rockets, keep swiping, keep swiping! Mortal Technology's server and live broadcast room, there is no card at all! How powerful is their technology?"

"Yeah, if other live broadcasting platforms were to keep using rockets, and if they had [-] million rockets, they would have collapsed long ago."

"This only shows one problem. Mortal technology is the strongest, and mortal mobile phones are the most reliable. The rest are scum, clowns!"

"Yes, that's right, mortal products are still reliable. Mortal mobile phones, mortal PCs, Fpads, etc., will not regret it!"

Millet:……

Meizu: ...

Huawei: ...

banana:……

eggplant:……

……

At this moment, in the lower left corner of the screen, at a glance, there are all rockets, densely packed, and they can't stop.

Qing Kong stood in the live broadcast room, watching this scene, completely deceived, she just wanted to make a joke, but ended up making such a big joke.

For the situation at this moment, Qing Kong was also at a loss, but said awkwardly: "My God, did I play too much?"

Professor Li Renxin on the side, also with black hair, said: "It's okay, the sky is clear, it's in the lower left corner, and it doesn't affect our live broadcast. But how much is a rocket, ten cents, or fifty cents?"

Qing Kong stretched out his palm and said, "500!"

"Oh, 500. What? 500?" Li Renxin finally came to his senses, and was instantly stunned: "Ahem..."

Wang Fan, who was also watching the live broadcast, couldn't help but have black lines at Qingkong's joke and this result.

Li Yao on the side said, "This girl is great, she is the outstanding employee this year!"

(End of this chapter)

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