Technology derived
Chapter 1025 The mortal crisis is resolved
Chapter 1025 The mortal crisis is resolved
"Well, my disguise isn't so unreliable, is it?" Wang Fan looked at Li Yao and Su Xueyan and asked seriously.
He felt that he had disguised himself very well and done it very covertly, so it was impossible for him to be discovered so easily.
Whether it is the experiment of Tesla's new car or the accidental bombing of the US anti-missile system, it is an accident, yes, an accident of GPS!
It has nothing to do with him, Wang Fan, or Mortal Technology.
Li Yao nodded, and said solemnly: "Even Yaoyao has seen the trick, do you think it is reliable?"
Su Xueyan also nodded, deeply convinced: "Even Yaoyao can see the trick, do you think it's reliable?"
Wang Fan: ...
At this time, Li Yao came to her senses and glared at Su Xueyan: "Okay, Sister Xueyan, you turned a corner and called me a bully!"
Su Xueyan smiled awkwardly: "That Yaoyao, you said that, I just repeated it a little bit, yes, I repeated it a little bit!"
Li Yao threw Su Xueyan onto the bed at once, then held it down hard, and shouted at Wang Fan: "Brother Fan, Sister Xueyan has been taken down, hurry up and do it!"
Wang Fan: ...
Su Xueyan: ...
After a simple joke, breakfast began.
Song Qian went downstairs and said listlessly: "Yaoyao, what are you doing in the morning? You are so noisy. Otherwise, I can sleep for another two hours."
She was also tossed by Wang Fan for a long time last night, so naturally she didn't sleep well.
In the morning, Li Yao made a fuss and didn't fall asleep, so I was very upset.
"Oh!" Li Yao nodded: "I see, Brother Fan spoiled Sister Song Qian and Sister Xueyan last night. According to the findings of detective Yaoyao, Brother Fan appeared in Sister Xueyan's room in the morning, so it can be inferred that last night Brother Fan first went to meet Sister Qianqian, and then Sister Qianqian failed to satisfy Brother Fan, so Brother Fan simply went to Sister Xueyan’s room again. Isn’t that right, haha, my detective Yaoyao is getting better and better gone?"
Seeing Li Yao's embarrassing expression, Wang Fan and the three of them had black lines on their heads.
But Su Xueyan and Song Qian couldn't help blushing, after all, Li Yao's expression was too revealing.
At this time, Shen Sining also went downstairs, also lacking energy.
Li Yao hurriedly went up to greet her, and said meaningfully: "Sister Si Ning, you didn't sleep well last night? Could it be..."
Shen Sining didn't think too much, and shook her head: "Who knows, hearing the sound of slaughtering pigs downstairs made me so noisy that I didn't sleep well all night."
Wang Fan: ...
Li Yao stuck out her tongue, and quickly looked at Su Xueyan and Song Qian, only to see that the two of them lowered their heads, their faces were extremely red.
At this time, Li Sisi also came over and said: "Yes, Si Ning, you heard it too, it's so noisy, who is it, so cruel!"
The three of Wang Fan: ...
No way, it seemed that the voice was a little louder last night...
So a meal, spent in a quirky atmosphere.
Shen Sining and Li Sisi were at a loss, but felt that the atmosphere was weird.
But Su Xueyan and Song Qian were all blushing and didn't say a word.
Li Yao was the only one, laughing non-stop, and didn't eat much.
…………
Just when the atmosphere in Wang Fan's place was weird, the outside world was completely blown up.
The limelight in mortal language is no longer a matter of mortal smart bicycle accidents. Instead, it has become the accident of Tesla's new car and the failure of the live ammunition test of the US land-based anti-missile system!
In particular, the failure of the live ammunition test of the country's land-based anti-missile system has become a hot topic among netizens, and it has already exploded in ordinary language.
Russia A: The U.S. anti-missile system is really rubbish. It has tested eight live ammunition and failed four times. This time it even flattened an island.Do you want us Russia to sell you a little anti-missile system?Guaranteed to be more reliable than yours!
Iran A: That is, Americans love to brag.The whole shouted how powerful he was.The result?Haha, the land-based anti-missile system has failed, let alone the ship-based anti-missile system, it's just a joke.
Pakistan A: I can only explain one thing, the US anti-missile system technology is not good, scumbag!I can't stop my own missiles, let alone intercept China and Russia, it is completely impossible!
American A: Fart, our anti-missile system is fine, the accident is GPS.Our anti-missile system is very powerful, and the road-based and ship-based anti-missile systems are very powerful.This time, it was just an accident.
Japan A: Yes, this time it was an accident.We in Japan believe in Uncle Sam's missile defense technology, absolutely no problem.It's the GPS that's holding us back!
Russia B: What's the matter with your little Japan?Do you need to kneel and lick your American dad like this? !
Japan A: ...
Iran B: Oh, it seems that not only missile defense technology is not working, but even GPS!
Hua Xiajia: That’s right, garbage GPS, first cheated our mortal technology, and then continued to kill, cheated our own anti-missile system.
Pakistan B: Yes, yes, I heard that the anti-missile bases have been bombed, and the islands are gone. It is really a heavy loss. I am happy to hear it, hahaha...
U.S. C: You guys like to make sarcastic remarks, but GPS is so fucking bad. Yesterday Tesla’s new car’s self-driving failed, and even the entire laboratory was crashed. It’s simply too much.
American Ding: That is, GPS spends so much money, but always has problems. It is simply a waste. It is a waste of our tax money!I really don't know what that group of people think, raising such a bunch of trash!
……
All of a sudden, American media and magazines were full of similar nonsense, and they were all questioning GPS and the government.
The White House website, government forums, etc. have all been maxed out.
However, Mortal Technology has become the object of sympathy for the majority of users. The incident of Tesla and the anti-missile system failure has thoroughly proved that sincerity is not a technical problem of Mortal Technology, but a GPS problem.
Coupled with the good attitude and responsible style of Mortal Science and Technology before, although it was not his own problem, he still fully assumed all responsibilities, and instantly won the recognition and reputation of consumers.
For a time, the crisis of mortal technology not only disappeared completely, but also greatly increased its reputation.
Soon, the sales of mortal smart bicycles, which had been almost stagnant, once again ushered in a new surge.
Since it is a problem of GPS, not a problem of mortal smart bike driverless technology, why not buy it?
Wait until it goes out of stock again?
After all, GPS is not the fault of mortal technology, and it is impossible to have problems all the time, and it will be fixed sooner or later.
Therefore, mortal smart bicycles are still the best mode of transportation in this increasingly developed and crowded city.
Energy saving, environmental protection, and cool.
In terms of mortal technology, it is also very timely to give a warning: for your health, please do not try unmanned driving until the GPS is stable, so as to avoid accidents.
A simple statement is recognized by consumers, and all the blame is given to GPS!
That's how Wang Fan played!
(End of this chapter)
"Well, my disguise isn't so unreliable, is it?" Wang Fan looked at Li Yao and Su Xueyan and asked seriously.
He felt that he had disguised himself very well and done it very covertly, so it was impossible for him to be discovered so easily.
Whether it is the experiment of Tesla's new car or the accidental bombing of the US anti-missile system, it is an accident, yes, an accident of GPS!
It has nothing to do with him, Wang Fan, or Mortal Technology.
Li Yao nodded, and said solemnly: "Even Yaoyao has seen the trick, do you think it is reliable?"
Su Xueyan also nodded, deeply convinced: "Even Yaoyao can see the trick, do you think it's reliable?"
Wang Fan: ...
At this time, Li Yao came to her senses and glared at Su Xueyan: "Okay, Sister Xueyan, you turned a corner and called me a bully!"
Su Xueyan smiled awkwardly: "That Yaoyao, you said that, I just repeated it a little bit, yes, I repeated it a little bit!"
Li Yao threw Su Xueyan onto the bed at once, then held it down hard, and shouted at Wang Fan: "Brother Fan, Sister Xueyan has been taken down, hurry up and do it!"
Wang Fan: ...
Su Xueyan: ...
After a simple joke, breakfast began.
Song Qian went downstairs and said listlessly: "Yaoyao, what are you doing in the morning? You are so noisy. Otherwise, I can sleep for another two hours."
She was also tossed by Wang Fan for a long time last night, so naturally she didn't sleep well.
In the morning, Li Yao made a fuss and didn't fall asleep, so I was very upset.
"Oh!" Li Yao nodded: "I see, Brother Fan spoiled Sister Song Qian and Sister Xueyan last night. According to the findings of detective Yaoyao, Brother Fan appeared in Sister Xueyan's room in the morning, so it can be inferred that last night Brother Fan first went to meet Sister Qianqian, and then Sister Qianqian failed to satisfy Brother Fan, so Brother Fan simply went to Sister Xueyan’s room again. Isn’t that right, haha, my detective Yaoyao is getting better and better gone?"
Seeing Li Yao's embarrassing expression, Wang Fan and the three of them had black lines on their heads.
But Su Xueyan and Song Qian couldn't help blushing, after all, Li Yao's expression was too revealing.
At this time, Shen Sining also went downstairs, also lacking energy.
Li Yao hurriedly went up to greet her, and said meaningfully: "Sister Si Ning, you didn't sleep well last night? Could it be..."
Shen Sining didn't think too much, and shook her head: "Who knows, hearing the sound of slaughtering pigs downstairs made me so noisy that I didn't sleep well all night."
Wang Fan: ...
Li Yao stuck out her tongue, and quickly looked at Su Xueyan and Song Qian, only to see that the two of them lowered their heads, their faces were extremely red.
At this time, Li Sisi also came over and said: "Yes, Si Ning, you heard it too, it's so noisy, who is it, so cruel!"
The three of Wang Fan: ...
No way, it seemed that the voice was a little louder last night...
So a meal, spent in a quirky atmosphere.
Shen Sining and Li Sisi were at a loss, but felt that the atmosphere was weird.
But Su Xueyan and Song Qian were all blushing and didn't say a word.
Li Yao was the only one, laughing non-stop, and didn't eat much.
…………
Just when the atmosphere in Wang Fan's place was weird, the outside world was completely blown up.
The limelight in mortal language is no longer a matter of mortal smart bicycle accidents. Instead, it has become the accident of Tesla's new car and the failure of the live ammunition test of the US land-based anti-missile system!
In particular, the failure of the live ammunition test of the country's land-based anti-missile system has become a hot topic among netizens, and it has already exploded in ordinary language.
Russia A: The U.S. anti-missile system is really rubbish. It has tested eight live ammunition and failed four times. This time it even flattened an island.Do you want us Russia to sell you a little anti-missile system?Guaranteed to be more reliable than yours!
Iran A: That is, Americans love to brag.The whole shouted how powerful he was.The result?Haha, the land-based anti-missile system has failed, let alone the ship-based anti-missile system, it's just a joke.
Pakistan A: I can only explain one thing, the US anti-missile system technology is not good, scumbag!I can't stop my own missiles, let alone intercept China and Russia, it is completely impossible!
American A: Fart, our anti-missile system is fine, the accident is GPS.Our anti-missile system is very powerful, and the road-based and ship-based anti-missile systems are very powerful.This time, it was just an accident.
Japan A: Yes, this time it was an accident.We in Japan believe in Uncle Sam's missile defense technology, absolutely no problem.It's the GPS that's holding us back!
Russia B: What's the matter with your little Japan?Do you need to kneel and lick your American dad like this? !
Japan A: ...
Iran B: Oh, it seems that not only missile defense technology is not working, but even GPS!
Hua Xiajia: That’s right, garbage GPS, first cheated our mortal technology, and then continued to kill, cheated our own anti-missile system.
Pakistan B: Yes, yes, I heard that the anti-missile bases have been bombed, and the islands are gone. It is really a heavy loss. I am happy to hear it, hahaha...
U.S. C: You guys like to make sarcastic remarks, but GPS is so fucking bad. Yesterday Tesla’s new car’s self-driving failed, and even the entire laboratory was crashed. It’s simply too much.
American Ding: That is, GPS spends so much money, but always has problems. It is simply a waste. It is a waste of our tax money!I really don't know what that group of people think, raising such a bunch of trash!
……
All of a sudden, American media and magazines were full of similar nonsense, and they were all questioning GPS and the government.
The White House website, government forums, etc. have all been maxed out.
However, Mortal Technology has become the object of sympathy for the majority of users. The incident of Tesla and the anti-missile system failure has thoroughly proved that sincerity is not a technical problem of Mortal Technology, but a GPS problem.
Coupled with the good attitude and responsible style of Mortal Science and Technology before, although it was not his own problem, he still fully assumed all responsibilities, and instantly won the recognition and reputation of consumers.
For a time, the crisis of mortal technology not only disappeared completely, but also greatly increased its reputation.
Soon, the sales of mortal smart bicycles, which had been almost stagnant, once again ushered in a new surge.
Since it is a problem of GPS, not a problem of mortal smart bike driverless technology, why not buy it?
Wait until it goes out of stock again?
After all, GPS is not the fault of mortal technology, and it is impossible to have problems all the time, and it will be fixed sooner or later.
Therefore, mortal smart bicycles are still the best mode of transportation in this increasingly developed and crowded city.
Energy saving, environmental protection, and cool.
In terms of mortal technology, it is also very timely to give a warning: for your health, please do not try unmanned driving until the GPS is stable, so as to avoid accidents.
A simple statement is recognized by consumers, and all the blame is given to GPS!
That's how Wang Fan played!
(End of this chapter)
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