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Chapter 237 [The highest state of boredom] The first update!
The first!
"Son, in fact, we've already thought about it. Mu Ran shouldn't be restrained. Her marriage should be decided by herself. We both know about you and her!" Fang Min said like this.
Ye Chenfeng was stunned.
Qiu Yuanshan also spoke: "Young man, don't pretend, we are all men, who doesn't understand that, you don't need to explain it!"
Ye Chenfeng: "...".
Ye Chenfeng wanted to cry, but he really wanted to explain.
"Don't worry about it, child. We just came to visit Mu Ran today, but we didn't expect to meet you!" Fang Min kept explaining.
Ye Chenfeng is really going to cry, it's my first time to come here, it makes me feel like I come here every day.
And Qiu Yuanshan's violent temper doesn't object to him anymore?His stubborn temper could not bring back eight cows.Could it be that he looks handsome and wants to marry his daughter to him?
Anyway, Ye Chenfeng couldn't control so much now, and came to her bedroom with Qiu Muran in his arms.
"Leave Xiaoye to me. You and your uncle can go outside and chat for a while?" Fang Min took over the task of taking care of Qiu Muran, and she had already prepared things like sober vinegar.
With thorns on his buttocks, Ye Chenfeng came to Qiu Yuanshan step by step, two steps, three steps.
Why does it feel like he came to have an affair but was bumped into by his parents, Ye Chenfeng really lost his temper at all.
"Come on, Xiaoye eats melon seeds, I wonder if you have eaten caramelized melon seeds?" Qiu Yuanshan glanced at him, and handed Ye Chenfeng a bag of melon seeds.
Then the two of them stared wide-eyed and said nothing, Ye Chenfeng always felt that Qiu Yuanshan's eyes were obedient, which made him unspeakably uncomfortable.
So, Ye Chenfeng lowered his head and ate melon seeds, while Qiu Yuanshan made a cup of tea and drank it while watching the evening news. The two of them had a tacit understanding and did not speak.
After a while, Ye Chenfeng actually finished eating a pack of caramelized melon seeds slowly, even he didn't expect it.
But Qiu Yuanshan was still doing his own thing, and seemed to have no intention of talking to him.While Ye Chenfeng felt guilty, he became more and more bored.
After a while, Ye Chenfeng opened WeChat and posted a status in Moments:
Boring, I finished eating a bag of caramelized melon seeds by myself.There are a total of 1854, 26 are empty, 9 are mixed with worms, 6 are not fried, they are connected together, and 3 are bitter.I drank [-] cups of tea in between.Yes, this is boring.
ps: There are 67 punctuation marks and 11 punctuation marks in the passage just now, including eight commas and three full stops. There are a total of 587 strokes, including 78 horizontal strokes, 137 vertical strokes, 65 left strokes, 57 vertical strokes, and 139 other strokes , yes, this is the highest state of boredom.
"You should have been a soldier, right?" After more than an hour, Qiu Yuanshan finally spoke, but the opening remarks made Ye Chenfeng feel ashamed.
Ye Chenfeng nodded: "I did!"
"Seeing your sitting posture is straight and your style is neat, you must have been a soldier, and it is not an ordinary soldier!" Qiu Yuanshan praised.
Ye Chenfeng was stunned for a moment, but immediately said: "It's an unusual type of army, the logistics army feeds pigs!"
"puff!"
Qiu Yuanshan's eyes lit up when he heard the first half of the sentence, but he spit out water when he heard the second half.
"It's not like, Xiaoye, you have to know that I was the best reconnaissance company in the Southeast Military Region back then..."
"Dragon Thorn Reconnaissance Company?" Before Qiu Yuanshan could finish speaking, Ye Chenfeng would speak.
"Yes, it's the dragon thorn! How did you know?" Qiu Yuanshan beamed with joy as if he had met a confidant.
Ye Chenfeng had the urge to laugh, because after training with Xi Dazhuang's new recruit company, he directly entered the Dragon Thorn, turned the Dragon Thorn upside down, and was finally punished to go to the cooking class. Basically, his military career in Shenzhou It was spent in the cooking class.
"Xiaoye, you couldn't be stabbed by a dragon, right?" Qiu Yuanshan said tremblingly, as if meeting his old comrade-in-arms.
Ye Chenfeng didn't hide anything, and nodded: "Exactly, I used to be a member of Dragon Thorn! Veterans don't die, they just wither!"
The Dragon Spike Reconnaissance Company was handed down from the Anti-Japanese War, with the theme of withered veterans.
"Old soldiers don't die, they just wither!" At this moment, Qiu Yuanshan's eyes became more solemn than ever, he got up and stood upright, and gave Ye Chenfeng a military salute.
It's just that his waist is very stiff, and when he stands upright, his right shoulder is lower than his left shoulder.
"Then you said earlier that you are... you feed pigs?" Qiu Yuanshan asked in disbelief.
"Well, that's right, I'm the logistics soldier of Longthorn, responsible for their food!" Ye Chenfeng nodded.
"Oh, that's not bad, no matter how you say it's a soldier of Dragon Thorn!" Qiu Yuanshan's gaze dimmed a lot, but his attitude had changed a lot, and he didn't have the red eyes at the beginning.
Suddenly Ye Chenfeng cast his eyes on Qiu Yuanshan, and then said: "You have a gunshot wound on your waist, it happened more than 20 years ago, right?"
"hiss!"
Qiu Yuanshan gasped, is Ye Chenfeng in front of him a fairy?Know this?
Immediately, Qiu Yuanshan was so excited that he couldn't get any more excited, and nodded excitedly: "How did you know?"
Ye Chenfeng smiled: "When you stand upright, your right shoulder is obviously lower than your left shoulder, and when you stand up, your body is particularly stiff when you sit down and bend over. I think it must be a waist injury!"
"This can be judged? Could it be that you are a Chinese medicine doctor? Wangwen Wenqie is really amazing! I was shot by a Vietnamese gun during the Vietnam-South-Bao-Wei War. The wound from the gun is still painful and has become a chronic illness. .Could it be that you can heal this injury?"
Qiu Yuanshan just asked casually, although Ye Chenfeng could see that he had a gunshot wound, although it is not difficult, but it is even more difficult to cure it, and it is not that he has not seen a doctor these years.
Moreover, the gunshot wound also had a great impact on the kidneys, so the lives of Qiu Yuanshan and Fang Min have not been happy in any way these years. Fang Min is at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and he has a lot of complaints about Qiu Yuanshan.
"Of course I can, I can do it now!" Ye Chenfeng replied as a matter of course.
"Wow!"
Qiu Yuanshan's eyes were fixed, and his breathing became short of breath.
"Are you sure?" Qiu Yuanshan felt his lips tremble.
"Yes, it's not a big problem!" Ye Chenfeng said with certainty.
Although Qiu Yuanshan still doesn't believe it, Ye Chenfeng can still give it a try.Just in case.
Ye Chenfeng rolled up Qiu Yuanshan's waist, held a wooden needle in his hand, stabbed it lightly, and then twisted it.
Qiu Yuanshan's expression became extremely exaggerated. He has always been stiff and cold in his lower back, but at this moment Ye Chenfeng pierced the needle, and he felt a needle-like pain. Gradually, he felt a warm current flowing all over his body. , The comfortable feeling made him feel unspeakably comfortable.
Ten minutes later, Ye Chenfeng withdrew the needle.
"You're done!"
"Son, in fact, we've already thought about it. Mu Ran shouldn't be restrained. Her marriage should be decided by herself. We both know about you and her!" Fang Min said like this.
Ye Chenfeng was stunned.
Qiu Yuanshan also spoke: "Young man, don't pretend, we are all men, who doesn't understand that, you don't need to explain it!"
Ye Chenfeng: "...".
Ye Chenfeng wanted to cry, but he really wanted to explain.
"Don't worry about it, child. We just came to visit Mu Ran today, but we didn't expect to meet you!" Fang Min kept explaining.
Ye Chenfeng is really going to cry, it's my first time to come here, it makes me feel like I come here every day.
And Qiu Yuanshan's violent temper doesn't object to him anymore?His stubborn temper could not bring back eight cows.Could it be that he looks handsome and wants to marry his daughter to him?
Anyway, Ye Chenfeng couldn't control so much now, and came to her bedroom with Qiu Muran in his arms.
"Leave Xiaoye to me. You and your uncle can go outside and chat for a while?" Fang Min took over the task of taking care of Qiu Muran, and she had already prepared things like sober vinegar.
With thorns on his buttocks, Ye Chenfeng came to Qiu Yuanshan step by step, two steps, three steps.
Why does it feel like he came to have an affair but was bumped into by his parents, Ye Chenfeng really lost his temper at all.
"Come on, Xiaoye eats melon seeds, I wonder if you have eaten caramelized melon seeds?" Qiu Yuanshan glanced at him, and handed Ye Chenfeng a bag of melon seeds.
Then the two of them stared wide-eyed and said nothing, Ye Chenfeng always felt that Qiu Yuanshan's eyes were obedient, which made him unspeakably uncomfortable.
So, Ye Chenfeng lowered his head and ate melon seeds, while Qiu Yuanshan made a cup of tea and drank it while watching the evening news. The two of them had a tacit understanding and did not speak.
After a while, Ye Chenfeng actually finished eating a pack of caramelized melon seeds slowly, even he didn't expect it.
But Qiu Yuanshan was still doing his own thing, and seemed to have no intention of talking to him.While Ye Chenfeng felt guilty, he became more and more bored.
After a while, Ye Chenfeng opened WeChat and posted a status in Moments:
Boring, I finished eating a bag of caramelized melon seeds by myself.There are a total of 1854, 26 are empty, 9 are mixed with worms, 6 are not fried, they are connected together, and 3 are bitter.I drank [-] cups of tea in between.Yes, this is boring.
ps: There are 67 punctuation marks and 11 punctuation marks in the passage just now, including eight commas and three full stops. There are a total of 587 strokes, including 78 horizontal strokes, 137 vertical strokes, 65 left strokes, 57 vertical strokes, and 139 other strokes , yes, this is the highest state of boredom.
"You should have been a soldier, right?" After more than an hour, Qiu Yuanshan finally spoke, but the opening remarks made Ye Chenfeng feel ashamed.
Ye Chenfeng nodded: "I did!"
"Seeing your sitting posture is straight and your style is neat, you must have been a soldier, and it is not an ordinary soldier!" Qiu Yuanshan praised.
Ye Chenfeng was stunned for a moment, but immediately said: "It's an unusual type of army, the logistics army feeds pigs!"
"puff!"
Qiu Yuanshan's eyes lit up when he heard the first half of the sentence, but he spit out water when he heard the second half.
"It's not like, Xiaoye, you have to know that I was the best reconnaissance company in the Southeast Military Region back then..."
"Dragon Thorn Reconnaissance Company?" Before Qiu Yuanshan could finish speaking, Ye Chenfeng would speak.
"Yes, it's the dragon thorn! How did you know?" Qiu Yuanshan beamed with joy as if he had met a confidant.
Ye Chenfeng had the urge to laugh, because after training with Xi Dazhuang's new recruit company, he directly entered the Dragon Thorn, turned the Dragon Thorn upside down, and was finally punished to go to the cooking class. Basically, his military career in Shenzhou It was spent in the cooking class.
"Xiaoye, you couldn't be stabbed by a dragon, right?" Qiu Yuanshan said tremblingly, as if meeting his old comrade-in-arms.
Ye Chenfeng didn't hide anything, and nodded: "Exactly, I used to be a member of Dragon Thorn! Veterans don't die, they just wither!"
The Dragon Spike Reconnaissance Company was handed down from the Anti-Japanese War, with the theme of withered veterans.
"Old soldiers don't die, they just wither!" At this moment, Qiu Yuanshan's eyes became more solemn than ever, he got up and stood upright, and gave Ye Chenfeng a military salute.
It's just that his waist is very stiff, and when he stands upright, his right shoulder is lower than his left shoulder.
"Then you said earlier that you are... you feed pigs?" Qiu Yuanshan asked in disbelief.
"Well, that's right, I'm the logistics soldier of Longthorn, responsible for their food!" Ye Chenfeng nodded.
"Oh, that's not bad, no matter how you say it's a soldier of Dragon Thorn!" Qiu Yuanshan's gaze dimmed a lot, but his attitude had changed a lot, and he didn't have the red eyes at the beginning.
Suddenly Ye Chenfeng cast his eyes on Qiu Yuanshan, and then said: "You have a gunshot wound on your waist, it happened more than 20 years ago, right?"
"hiss!"
Qiu Yuanshan gasped, is Ye Chenfeng in front of him a fairy?Know this?
Immediately, Qiu Yuanshan was so excited that he couldn't get any more excited, and nodded excitedly: "How did you know?"
Ye Chenfeng smiled: "When you stand upright, your right shoulder is obviously lower than your left shoulder, and when you stand up, your body is particularly stiff when you sit down and bend over. I think it must be a waist injury!"
"This can be judged? Could it be that you are a Chinese medicine doctor? Wangwen Wenqie is really amazing! I was shot by a Vietnamese gun during the Vietnam-South-Bao-Wei War. The wound from the gun is still painful and has become a chronic illness. .Could it be that you can heal this injury?"
Qiu Yuanshan just asked casually, although Ye Chenfeng could see that he had a gunshot wound, although it is not difficult, but it is even more difficult to cure it, and it is not that he has not seen a doctor these years.
Moreover, the gunshot wound also had a great impact on the kidneys, so the lives of Qiu Yuanshan and Fang Min have not been happy in any way these years. Fang Min is at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and he has a lot of complaints about Qiu Yuanshan.
"Of course I can, I can do it now!" Ye Chenfeng replied as a matter of course.
"Wow!"
Qiu Yuanshan's eyes were fixed, and his breathing became short of breath.
"Are you sure?" Qiu Yuanshan felt his lips tremble.
"Yes, it's not a big problem!" Ye Chenfeng said with certainty.
Although Qiu Yuanshan still doesn't believe it, Ye Chenfeng can still give it a try.Just in case.
Ye Chenfeng rolled up Qiu Yuanshan's waist, held a wooden needle in his hand, stabbed it lightly, and then twisted it.
Qiu Yuanshan's expression became extremely exaggerated. He has always been stiff and cold in his lower back, but at this moment Ye Chenfeng pierced the needle, and he felt a needle-like pain. Gradually, he felt a warm current flowing all over his body. , The comfortable feeling made him feel unspeakably comfortable.
Ten minutes later, Ye Chenfeng withdrew the needle.
"You're done!"
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