my twin beautiful president

Chapter 172 [Pretentious class starts] Chapter 8

Eighth more!

"Who the hell is that? Dong Zheng? Impossible!" A figure naturally appeared in Chu Qingxue's mind.

The waiting time was long, especially today, it was definitely one of the most unforgettable days in her life for Chu Qingxue, even if her mental quality became impetuous.

She had hope in her heart, hoping that the plan could help her and win the bid.But this kind of hope is too vague, everything is illusory, and it is impossible to grasp it.

The bidding will be exclusively for the hotel, and the area where the employees of Chu's are located is indescribably oppressive.

"Why? The atmosphere is so oppressive?" Ye Chenfeng came and looked at everyone expressionless.He couldn't help but said.

Everyone looked up at him, no one dared to speak, Chu Qingxue even stared at him a few times.

"Oh, it's so boring. Shall I tell you a joke?" Ye Chenfeng rubbed his head and said.

Surprisingly, Chu Qingxue nodded her head: "Okay, let's talk! Everyone, take it easy!"

Ye Chenfeng said: "Okay, let me tell you a few jokes about the pretense of the ancients?"

Ye Chenfeng immediately attracted everyone's attention, and Du Ziteng looked surprised: "What the hell? Ancient people would pretend to be aggressive?"

"That's for sure, there is no end to life, and there is no end to pretending to be aggressive. Acting aggressively is a knowledge, which was passed down from our ancestors!" Chen Long continued.

Wang Feng narrowed his eyes: "If this is the case, are we pretending to be aggressive for the rise of China?"

Everyone discussed it, mainly around the word "pretending to be coercive", and in the end they even divided the realm. The first is to pretend to be coercive, the second is to pretend to be intangible, and the third is to pretend to be coercive.

Chu Qingxue and other company executives were also drunk. They were obviously a group of security guards, but they forcibly created a strong academic discussion atmosphere.

Ye Chenfeng yelled: "Invisible pretense is the most deadly, everyone should be quiet! The ancients' pretense class is about to start!"

Immediately, everyone looked at Ye Chenfeng with burning eyes.

"Firstly, there are two punks in the Qi State. Now it's just a joke. One lives in the east of the city and the other lives in the west of the city. One day, the two met on the street.

"Strong man! Do you dare to drink?"

"Why don't you dare!"

drink!Then both of them got drunk.

"If you have wine, don't you have meat?"

"You are meat, and I am meat, how can there be no meat?"

So they cut each other with knives.

Cut meat and drink.

In the end, the two died of excessive blood loss.

"puff!"

Du Ziteng sprayed out all the tea he had just drunk, and it splashed all over Wang Feng's face.

"My stomach hurts!" Wang Feng was anxious.

"Haha... This is really playing tricks with your life!" Du Ziteng laughed so hard that his stomach hurts.

The others were also grinning from ear to ear.Even Chu Qingxue was smiling all over her face, and her mood improved a lot.

"Ye Chenfeng, your nonsense skills are really good!" Chu Qingxue said.

Ye Chenfeng looked displeased: "President Chu is not talking nonsense, this is from Lu's spring and autumn affairs, if you don't believe me, go and check it yourself!"

"Brother Ye continue! It's too ridiculous!" Du Ziteng hurriedly urged.

The corner of Ye Chenfeng's mouth curled up with a confident arc: "The last example of pretending to be coercive in ancient times, in fact, this story is really pretending to be coercive when it is put on him, but this story is very suitable for me! The truth is exactly what describes me!"

"What story? Tell me quickly! Brother Ye!" Du Ziteng and the others couldn't wait any longer.

And Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran already knew that Ye Chenfeng's narcissism had reached the peak, and his skin was twice as thick as the length of the Great Wall!

Everyone guessed that the story he told was probably this kind of person!

"The last story of the ancients pretending to be coercive is also the ultimate coercion! It can be described as the third level of coercion in the triple realm!" Ye Chenfeng laughed.

Everyone pricked up their ears.

"There is a person named Li Ao in the legend. Li Ao is good at pretending, and there is a saying that

God is omniscient, and I know everything because I am second only to God.

Someone asked, "Master Li, you are so awesome, do you have anyone you admire?"

Master Li said: "Of course I don't have anyone I admire. If I want to find someone I admire, I have to look in the mirror."

Li Ao is not without emotion about the reality. According to him, he has two major regrets in his life: one is that he cannot find someone as wonderful as Li Ao to be my friend, and the other is that he cannot sit on the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

It can be called the saint of pretense. "

"Let me go, this realism is really pretending to alarm the whole country and the Party Central Committee!"

Everyone burst into laughter again, and many people leaned forward and backward with laughter, and the oppressive atmosphere was swept away.

The corners of Ye Chenfeng's mouth turned up: "This kid is indeed too pretentious. I feel that the country uses his face to designate bulletproof vests! But there is one thing, what this guy said is indeed reasonable, but it is probably to describe me. Human!"

"Pfft!"

This time there was also water sprayed out, but twice, but it wasn't Du Ziteng, but Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran who were beside Ye Chenfeng.

Originally, Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran thought that Ye Chenfeng had finished telling the story of the ancients' pretense, and they happened to be a little thirsty, so they picked up the water glass tacitly.But after this, Ye Chenfeng pretended to be aggressive!

So the two laughed on the spot, and Ye Chenfeng, who was in the middle of them, was sprayed all over the face.

Ye Chenfeng wiped the water off his face with his hands, shook his hair, and showed a wicked smile: "No wonder someone in the TV series used Chang'e's bath water to make pancakes, it's true, the beauty's saliva smells It smells so good, I feel cute when I wash my face with something that a beautiful woman has drunk before!"

"vomit!"

Chu Qingxue stared at Ye Chenfeng with her beautiful eyes: "Disgusting, fucking praises disgusting!"

"It's disgusting!" Qiu Muran on the side answered tacitly.

"Boss Chu is very happy to see you guys. You should be quite sure about the bidding, right?" A sneering voice came from a distance, and Jiang Qi came arrogantly with Jiang's representatives.

Seeing Jiang Qi approaching, Chu Qingxue's expression darkened instantly, and she sneered, "Could it be that Mr. Jiang is about to give up?"

"Hehe, Mr. Chu is really good at joking, how could I give up after preparing for the bidding meeting for so long?" Jiang Qi laughed.

"Oh, don't give up!" Chu Qingxue pretended to nod.

At this moment, Ye Chenfeng stood up: "Mr. Jiang, long time no see!"

Jiang Qi decided to embarrass Ye Chenfeng, glanced at him, and asked disdainfully, "We know each other?"

Ye Chenfeng chuckled: "It's normal that Mr. Jiang doesn't know me. After all, I don't pretend to be like Mr. Jiang every day. It's normal that you don't know me!"

"You... Please be careful with what you say!" Jiang Qi's female secretary no longer agreed.

"You..." Jiang Qi didn't expect Ye Chenfeng to react so quickly, it was embarrassing for him, but it turned around all of a sudden.

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