YY Ludingji

I don't know how long it took before I woke up amidst a burst of scolding, and a colorful figure appeared in front of my eyes.Could it be that my mother came to see me?

She walked back and forth in front of me, her mouth never idle: "You little bastard, you go to the casino all day long, and you don't learn any skills. When you grow up, you can't live a life as a rogue, you see Yuhe’s little boy, Gou’er, is only 14 years old today, and he became a teacher last year. He worked as a tailor with his master, and he can still bring back a few big boys every month. It’s also Yuhe’s good fate, and she looks so harsh Son, the shopkeeper of Li Ji Clothes Shop in Biansheng has taken a fancy to her, and often brings money to her place to make tea rounds, and also takes her kid as an apprentice. That kid Gou'er is so clever and sweet-talking His eyes are sharp, shopkeeper Li loves him so much, he has been raising him as a son, and he has passed on all his abilities to him. After three years, he has almost become a famous person. Many girls in our yard are made of gowns by him. Look at you again I fell asleep like that all day long, and refused to get up when it was dark. When I grow up, I will either be a teapot or a rascal. I am so miserable that I gave birth to a prodigal like you."

What I heard was confused, wondering what happened to my mother today, and saying these nonsense words.

She went on to say: "This time, you have to listen to me no matter what, and become an apprentice with Shopkeeper Wang, go to his coffin shop and work hard, so that I will also make my mother famous in the future."

I raised my head and patted my forehead, "Mom, what are you talking about?"

"Little bastard, you're getting more and more unruly. You're listening to what my mother says. It seems that you want to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots again today."

As I spoke, I rushed towards me, and with a slap, I felt a huge pain in my leg, and my head suddenly became clear, and I sat up with a whoosh, "What are you doing!!! You...you...who are you? ?”

Standing in front of me was a strange woman, who was dressed strangely, like a character in an ancient costume TV series, with long skirts and gowns, colorful, a woman in her 30s, with a round face, holding a feather duster in her hand , A pair of medium-sized eyes stared at me angrily. "Okay, you little bastard, your wings are hard. Even my old lady dares to deny it. I really raised a white-eyed wolf. See if I don't kill you, you little bastard." While speaking, he raised his hand and was about to hit him.

I quickly said: "Wait a minute, elder sister, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Anger, I saw anger in her eyes, "You little bastard, you want to beat me." The feather duster in her hand fell down.

As soon as I raised my hand, I easily grabbed the other end of the feather duster, and an unknown fire arose in my heart.

At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside. The woman in front of me froze for a moment, then put down the thing in her hand, and turned around to go out to see what happened. At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a more fancy-dressed The woman poked her head in, "Wei Chunfang, come out quickly, something happened." Then she retracted her head.

The woman named Wei Chunfang in front of me said "Ah", and hurriedly ran to the mirror next to the table to take a look, stretched out her hands to straighten her hair, turned around and walked out the door, and said to me: "Xiaobao, wait Don't come out, I'll go and have a look." The person who was speaking had already walked out.

Wei Chunhua! !little treasure! !Why is it so familiar? It's hard to say... It's hard to say... I'm in Tale of the Deer and Cauldron?I became Wei Xiaobao?Thinking of this, I began to look at the place I was in. This is a room of more than ten square meters, with three white walls. The wall of the door is all made of wood. The carving process looks quite good, and the hollowed out part is pasted with paper. The bed I sat on was a huge bucket bed, just like what I saw in an antique shop. The tables and chairs in the room were also made of wood, with simple shapes and fine workmanship. It's a scene from a costume drama.

I am dreaming, I must be dreaming.I had a similar dream before, but the main characters in the dream were Shuanger.But the dreams I had in the past have never been so clear and real, and this Wei Chunfang appeared for the first time, which was really interesting. I smiled and shook my head, "Keep going with the dream and see what interesting things will happen."I lifted the blanket covering my body and was about to get up. Suddenly my leg hurt, and I realized that I was naked. The place where Wei Chunfang hit me just now was bruised, "Sure enough." I lightly pressed the bruised There, a huge pain hit my brain, "It really hurts, hey, no." I suddenly understood, 'Dreams don't hurt'.I pressed it hard again, "It hurts, it really hurts, haha, fuck it, I have become Wei Xiaobao, haha, Shuang'er, Ake, here I come! Hahahaha."

I hurriedly got up to look for clothes, and saw some patched clothes on the bedside, I held them in my hands, shit, these are not children’s clothes, how can I wear them at such a young age, I compared them with my body, oh, they fit quite well, by the way Well, I'm Wei Xiaobao now, I'm only twelve or thirteen years old, this dress is just right.From the bottom of my clothes, I can see that it's okay. Wei Xiaobao is not very old, and his development is not bad. The second child is not too young. Although he is a little worse than me, he is still a child. Well, it will be longer in the future.Get dressed in twos and threes, and move your hands and feet. Except for the awkwardness of using a rope as a belt, it is basically quite comfortable.

After walking back and forth twice in the room, I came to the bronze mirror and took a look at myself, only to see a round face appeared in the mirror, with a pair of round eyes full of wit, haha, not bad looking, just like the one I imagined almost.

While I was admiring Wei Xiaobao in the mirror, the noise outside became louder.Go out and have a look, I can't miss such enjoyable things, if this is really a dream, it would be a pity to wake up suddenly.

Following the sound, I came to a hall. I saw four or five large tables in the hall. The tables were full of wine and meat. It seemed that a banquet was being held. The tables were full of people, both men and women, standing around the hall. Many fancy-dressed women, including Wei Chunfang, were among them. Everyone looked nervous and stared at the seventeen or eighteen big men with white cloths on their heads standing in the middle of the hall. facing a door.

A big man shouted at the door: "Jia Laoliu, you bastard, get out of here, grandpa!"

Jia Laoliu, that's right, this is The Deer Ding Ji, this Jia Laoliu is a member of Tiandihui, I am even more convinced of my judgment.Then these guys must be private salt dealers.

Someone in the room laughed loudly and said: "Just because you private salt dealers dare to challenge Tiandihui, although I am not a hero of Tiandihui, I can't tolerate your rudeness. If you have the guts to come in, let Laozi treat you Sharpen your knife."

The person who spoke must be Mao Shiba. Based on my familiarity with the original work of "The Deer and Ding Tale", I immediately recognized the identity of the speaker in the room. To experience Wei Xiaobao's legendary experience, I am excited.Thank God, thank God, thank my parents, I also want to thank my producer, director...

Author's narration: Stop!stop!I am so happy that you are confused, if it weren't for Lao Tzu, you would still be lying on your stomach in your little black room.Thank you for a long time, but there is no me. If you are in a hurry, I will always go back to you.

Don't do it, I haven't seen the Shuang'er I've been thinking about day and night, please, author, let me finish the story.

There was a bang, and my attention was drawn back from the communication with the narrator.I saw three big men holding steel knives, screaming, kicking open the door and rushing in.Amidst a burst of groans, three people flew out and fell to the ground, and then six big men rushed into the room, and there was a bang, bang, bang, six people flew out again, and fell to the front three. Personally, there was a sound of ouch in the hall.At this time, no one dared to go in again, an old man walked up a few steps, looked into the house for a few times, and asked loudly: "Who is your Excellency, if you have the kindness, please give me a reward."

Mao Shiba scolded: "You're not my son, and I'm not going to prostitute your daughter. Who am I to do your shit?"

Suddenly someone "giggled" and laughed. I turned around and saw that it was Wei Chunfang.I froze for a moment, thinking that it was broken, as if something was going to happen in the original book.

Sure enough, a salt seller took a step forward and slapped both mouths, causing blood to flow from Wei Chunfang's mouth and nose.

It's time for me to play next. According to the original book, I should jump out and yell at the salt sellers, but seeing these guys are all big and round, holding murderous steel knives in their hands, and their faces are full of viciousness, my calf twists.Although I was considered a gangster in our small town, and there were many fights, but I have never seen this kind of formation. They are holding big knives, not the daggers used by hooligans, brick chain locks, and bright big knives. Take a look. I was terrified in my heart, not to mention jumping out and swearing.

When I was hesitating whether to jump out of the plot, the old man spoke to the room again: "Your Excellency is not from the Heaven and Earth Association, why bother to come to this troubled water. Our Green Gang is not easy to mess with, sensible, stay Let me give you my name, so we can have an explanation with the gang."

Mao Shiba smiled and said: "You and the world will seek revenge. It's none of my business. It's just that I was writing a poem, but you disturbed my mood. How should I settle this account? It's better to call your sisters and come over. Have fun with me for one night, and we'll be even." When did Mao Shiba learn to compose poetry?Jin Daxia didn't mention it.

The old man was trembling with anger, at this moment, three more people walked in from the door, and whispered something to the old man, the old man drew two daggers from his waist, swung his head, and the four rushed into the room .

I only heard the sound of weapons colliding, followed by the sound of furniture breaking and falling to the ground, and then a scream, which I heard was not Mao Shiba's.I thought that Mao Shiba had already killed one of them. According to the original book, Mao Shiba killed these four salt owls with the help of Xiaobao. If I don't stand up again, this little Maozi may die , if he dies, who will take me to Beijing?How to enter the palace?If you can't enter the palace, how can you meet Kangxi?How can I get used to Jianning's little slut, let alone the Shuang'er girl who will haunt me in the future.No matter, for the sake of Shuang'er, I will fight.

Thinking of this, my head buzzed, I took two steps forward, bent over to pick up a steel knife, and rushed into the room.

[dedication]