Monkey King in Marvel

Silent all night.

The next day, when the first ray of sunlight came into the balcony, Monkey King was practicing "Spirit Monkey Jumping Tree Kung Fu".

The amount of exercise in "Spirit Monkey Jumping Tree Kung Fu" is not a lot, it is used to exercise the muscles and bones. If "Bull Demon Powerful Fist" is as heavy as Mount Tai, then "Spirit Monkey Jumping Tree Kung Fu" is as light as a feather. This is what he prepared "Appetizers" before breakfast.

Although he only practiced for an hour last night, after waking up today, he felt refreshed and refreshed. Although his muscles were still slightly sore, this was a normal phenomenon, which showed that the cultivation was effective.

Therefore, we should not slack off, but should catch up quickly.

When Sun Wukong finished practicing "Monkey Jumping Tree Kung Fu" and came down from the attic with an empty stomach, he saw Aunt Bessie angrily walking out of the kitchen and heading for the second floor.

Jeremy's memory told him that what was about to be staged next was a "tragic" scene even worse than a world war.

It is said that Aunt Bessie was very gentle and virtuous when she just married Uncle Justin.

But now, almost every morning, she can be seen wearing her hair in a bun, wearing an apron, rolling up her sleeves, and holding a spatula. She has no choice but to enter the savage mode of "Attila the Hun", and then rushed into John bedroom.

After finally dragging John up from the bed, he rushed into Amanda's room before he could take a breath.

After driving them out of bed, they were in a hurry again.

Here John calls out, "Where's my acne cream, King Salmon? Amanda, have you been hiding it again?"

Amanda over there was about to take a shower, and found that her "cucumber grapefruit plus 83 vitamins" shampoo and "ginger stone fruit" body wash were missing, and she was urging Aunt Bessie to help her find her, so there was no time to pay attention .

When the hour and minute hands pointed to 30:[-], John and Amanda, who had been procrastinating for more than half an hour, finally walked into the restaurant.On the table is the breakfast that has been prepared more than [-] minutes ago: oatmeal and millet porridge, toast and milk.

But even in the dining room, they couldn't be quiet for a second because there was a row over breakfast.

"Justin, can't you take good care of your two monkeys?" Bessie looked devastated, "Also, can't you learn from your brother, even if there is one ten thousandth of Jeremy?" Consciously, I think I can live another ten years."

Justin, who was wearing pajamas and took off his shoes, was drinking milk leisurely while reading the newspaper, shrugged and expressed helplessness.But in fact, he is not helpless, as long as he raises his eyebrows a little, opens his eyes a little more, and his face is a little more majestic in debating opponents in France, then the two "monkeys" will settle down obediently.

It's just that he may have also heard the secrets of cultivators and understands the principle of opening his mouth with air, or it may be that he is used to it and he is unwilling to say a single word.

Usually, a fire at the city gate would bring disaster to the fish in the pond. When Uncle Justin was unwilling to reprimand him, Aunt Bessie used him as an example. Sun Wukong, who was eating breakfast seriously, immediately felt a thorn in his back.

You don't need to look up to know that at this moment, his two cousins ​​are staring at him with "piercing eyes", as if he is a deformed spirit that is about to explode and hurt people at any time.

But John and Amanda quickly went from exasperated to stunned as they watched Sun Wukong devour his share of oatmeal, toast and milk before swallowing a small plate of Bessie Meatloaf from the microwave, and pine nut cakes from the refrigerator.

You know, in the past, Jeremy was like an anorexic monkey who only ate a little bit every day.And the staple food in this little bit is usually fruit, unless it is Jeremy's favorite lemon bass.

How did they know that with Sun Wukong's current state of hunger, although it is not enough to say that he will eat a "Taihang" or a "Royal House", a bowl of oatmeal and millet porridge, a few slices of toast, a glass of milk, a plate of meat rolls and a meal The dish of pine nut cakes was far from satisfying his body that was "waiting to be fed" after practicing "Bull Demon Powerful Fist" and "Spirit Monkey Jumping Tree Kung Fu".

Without the assistance of heavenly treasures and earth treasures, the body after practicing "Ox Demon Powerful Fist" and "Spirit Monkey Jumping Tree Kung Fu" is not small. Apart from absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, it can only nourish itself with food.Ordinary mortals don't understand the "Taiyin Shape Training Method" and "Golden Crow Body Training Jue", and they can't use the power of the Taiyin and Sun as "nutrition".

At the beginning, Bessie was very relieved to watch Monkey King eating with great relish, because the children, including their father, didn't like to eat the food she made, especially oatmeal, millet porridge and meat rolls.

She thinks young people should eat more, especially a skinny one like Amanda.Except, of course, John, who was severely overnourished.

But as Monkey King ate more and more, Bessie couldn't help worrying again: Could it be that there is something wrong with the child's body?

When Bessie became worried, Justin also put down the newspaper in his hand in surprise.

"I don't think we need to worry about him eating bad at all, because it was reported on the news that there was a man named Skyler who swallowed 363 chicken wings and broke the record for the largest chicken wing eater in Philadelphia. The next day, he went to Des Moines again. Participated in the pancake fast food competition and won the championship. Then she won the bacon fast food championship by eating 3 pounds of bacon in 5 minutes. On the third day, she won a barbecue challenge. And her weight Only 120 pounds."

As John said, he tried to use this example to prove that his fat was not due to gluttony.

"Jeremy, do you feel any discomfort?" Bessie asked worriedly.

"No problem, my body is fine." In order not to act too "inhuman", although it was already a little bit, Sun Wukong had to put down the knife and fork in his hand, "I feel better than ever before."

After starting the practice, although he only practiced for one night, his body is already stronger than yesterday.It doesn't seem obvious, after all, the time is still too short.

"If you have any discomfort, you must tell us." Bessie was a little worried, but she didn't see any problem, so she could only remind her again.

"Okay." Sun Wukong replied.

"Then, young masters and ladies, let's set off after eating and drinking."

The reason why they jumped up and down early in the morning was because they still had to go to school, and the destination was—Midtown Middle School.

In the waters between Manhattan and Staten Island, on the surface of the water near where the "meteorite" fell last night, the sky just lit up, and more than a dozen boats came one after another.And as time went by, the sun rose higher and higher, and boats kept coming.

It turned out that yesterday evening, a meteor pierced the sky and finally fell here.

A meteorite fell to the ground, and a large number of meteorite hunters swarmed like sharks smelling blood.If it wasn't for the late night yesterday and the "meteorite" fell into very deep water, they might have started hunting overnight.

Normally, a meteorite falls on land to be of "hunting" value. If it falls into the water, it is like finding a needle in a haystack. It can only be done by luck, and most meteorite hunters will choose to give up.

But this "one piece" is really too big. Not only is the light very dazzling when it cuts through the sky, but some people saw that when it hit the water, the water splash was tens of meters high.With such a large meteorite, everyone chooses to believe in their own luck.

"Ward, I can meet you everywhere."

"Blair, what you said is not quite accurate. It should be said that where there is a meteorite, there is me."

"Lucky asshole."

These meteorite hunters regard meteorites as priceless treasures and follow in the footsteps of meteorites everywhere. They use various advanced equipment such as detectors, and even train dogs to find meteorites.After the meteorite is found, depending on the price, it may be sold to scientific researchers, or to meteorite lovers and collectors.

And that shitty guy named Ward found two marble-sized meteorites between a baseball field and a parking lot near the town of Lautus, California, last week.These two meteorites, each weighing only 0.35 ounces, about the same weight as two nickels, sold for a high price of $2000, more expensive than gold.

"Blair, a meteorite worth 10 times its weight in gold is not something you can find by luck. What you need is a nimble head, sharp eyes and advanced search equipment."

"Don't play tricks with him, you won't be able to fill your stomach with talk, come here quickly, Allen detected a metal reaction below."

"Metal reaction, don't be some broken copper and iron again, my God, we rented a salvage boat, not to salvage broken copper and iron. Damn, how can there be so much garbage in this water."

When Blair and his group were discussing the information sent by Allen who had dived into the water, Ward, who was used to fighting alone, snorted and said: "The search for meteorites actually brought the salvage ship here. There is no California shipwreck gold here."

New York State, at this moment, all the meteorite hunters who knew about the meteorite falling into the sea wanted to get a piece of the pie, and when more and more gathered, a group of uninvited guests arrived.

"Agent Sitwell, are you sure this is here?"

"Yes, sir, the satellite positioning is indeed here, do you want to go up and drive them away now?"

"Everyone complains that our Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistic Support Agency has too much funding, so in order to save taxpayers' money, let them salvage it, and we will receive it after salvage. Besides, we are short of manpower and not fully equipped."

"Then, pay them some service fee after receiving it?"

Among the two people who spoke, the leader was a middle-aged Caucasian man with a square face and broad forehead. He had deep eyes, a calm tone, and calm movements, as if he was holding a wisdom pearl.The other is a Latino man with a bald head and a pair of gold-rimmed square-rimmed glasses. The eyes under the glasses are shining with a strange light.

Oh!

Suddenly, a burst of enthusiastic cheers broke out among a group of meteorite hunters.

"It seems that our 'meteorite' has been unearthed." Hearing the cheers of the meteorite hunters, the middle-aged white man not far away smiled faintly.

Amid the heavy drag of the cable winch, the meteorite hunters roared happily.

"Quickly, pull it up quickly, let us see how big our treasure is."

Then, under the watchful eyes of the crowd, a black-looking pillar covered with mud surfaced out of the water under the quilt of the cable.

"Shit, what is this, where is Alan, where did our 'meteorite' go?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and they couldn't figure out why the salvaged meteorite turned into a pillar in the end.Although this pillar is very thick and long, and it seems to be very heavy.

Allen, who had been busy at the bottom of the water, also surfaced, and with the help of his companions, he climbed onto the boat. Seeing everyone’s surprised expressions, he sighed and said, “Hey, guys, we were all wrong. What fell was not a meteorite at all, but this damned pillar. Of course, if you must regard this pillar as a meteorite, then I have no objection."

"This pillar seems a bit strange. It may be worth some money if it is sold to someone who knows the goods, so it won't be a waste of time."

Next to him, who was in charge of operating the cable winch, a little old man wearing a peaked cap noticed the onlookers not far away, and not only blurted out: "Oops, the guy in the suit and leather shoes is here with the guy in the boots. I'm afraid it's another day today." It's a waste of time."

After the little old man blurted out, everyone also found a group of middle-aged white men, more than ten people, surrounded by six speedboats.

"This is the fruit of my busy hours of labor. Even if it is the president who comes, don't try to take it away."

"It's better if the president is coming. After all, compared with the 'polite' Mr. President, they are a group of wild cheetahs who can only use minions."

After discovering those wearing suits and leather shoes and boots, the meteorite hunters realized that something bad was about to happen, and everyone was unwilling to just give up the fruits of their labor.

"Good morning, gentlemen. This is the Homeland Strategic Defense Offensive and Logistics Support Agency. Thank you very much for your support of the government's work. Now we need to requisition your salvaged, um, that pillar."

"Why, this is what we found, salvaged, legal personal property."

"Do you have a permit? You need to know that only limited meteorite hunting does not require a permit. Without a permit, it is illegal and illegal."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. Everyone didn't know that meteorite hunting still required a hunting license.

"This is a memo from the Federal Bureau of Land Management. You can take a look at it. It states that the meteorites found on public land belong to the federal government. Besides, didn't you find out that the ones you salvaged were not meteorites? What you need to know Yes, apart from meteorites, the only things that fall from the sky are satellites, and satellites are also the property of the federal government."

"In addition to these things that fell from the sky, there may be things from aliens."

But everyone didn't say this, because according to the current situation, even if they said it, these guys from the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau might emphasize again that the things of aliens also belong to the federal government.

Seeing that these meteorite hunters were helpless, the middle-aged white man waved his hand and signaled his agents to go up to receive the "government property" that fell from the sky, then took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

"Sir, we found it."

At noon, Midtown Middle School.

After a morning class, the hungry Monkey King walked into the school cafeteria.With the foundation left by Jeremy, he didn't make any mistakes in the morning classes.

These classes can't be said to be very interesting, but they are a bit fresh.

After buying two Big Macs and a bottle of orange juice, Monkey King found a seat to sit down.Maybe seeing his big breakfast, Bessie gave him extra money for lunch.It's just that Monkey King feels that even so, it is still difficult to completely fill his stomach.

While he was eating lunch, there were discussions around him.

"Did you hear about the thing that fell from the sky yesterday?"

"Meteor, meteorite?"

"Actually, it's not a meteorite at all."

"Did the country's satellite fall down again? I said earlier that the government always launches so many satellites, but they always fall down again for no reason. It is a waste of our taxpayers' money."

"Not a satellite either."

"It's not a satellite, what is that, isn't it an alien spaceship that fell?"

"Have you heard of space-based weapons? It is said that the bolts of the weapon parts of space-based weapons are not fastened and have fallen."

"If a pillar can be a day-based weapon, then my second child is not the spear of Longinus!"

"Don't mention your dick, I have a video to prove it."

Something that fell from the sky?Listening to the discussion, Sun Wukong's heart moved, and he turned his head to the side, just in time to see the so-called video that could testify.

It turned out that after the meteorite hunter salvaged the pillar, there was someone holding a mobile phone to shoot it. After the pillar was requisitioned by the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Bureau in the name of the government, he uploaded the related video to YouTube in a fit of anger.

The picture in the video is not very clear, but Sun Wukong still saw it and recognized it at a glance. What others said, the unidentified metal pillar that was rumored to have fallen from the sky and was rumored to be a component of a space-based weapon was actually his golden cudgel.