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Chapter 693 What an embarrassment
To be honest, Zhang Tiegen felt very humiliated when he failed to reach out to the sanitary napkin shelf for the first time.
Think about it, he is the vulture, the pretentious king of international assassins. Although he has not been in the assassin world for many years, he actually retreated in such a desperate way under the watchful eyes of a group of girls. How do you let Zhang Tiegen deal with himself?
Therefore, Zhang Tiegen took a few deep breaths in a corner, made a new psychological adjustment, and only after he regained his composure, did he "calmly" walk back to the sanitary napkin shelf.
Then, Zhang Tiegen gave full play to his extraordinary skills as the king of international assassins, and touched those women again without anyone noticing, preparing to take advantage of the time when they were chatting about the close connection between Comrade Wang Xicheng and sanitary napkins , Quickly shot, just took one and left.
However, the situation once again exceeded Zhang Tiegen's original expectations, "Boss!" A muffled voice rang in Zhang Tiegen's ears, making Zhang Tiegen's little heart contract violently several times! "Why are you here?"
Zhang Tiegen turned his head to look, and suddenly felt a little dizzy: Li Dazui!
Xin said: How could this bastard appear here at this time?Damn, could it be that I got into trouble tonight?Isn't it just buying a pack of sanitary napkins?Why did unexpected situations happen again and again?Don't you know that the most ruthless thing about Lao Tzu is the unexpected situation?
At the same time, Li Dazui's loud call immediately attracted the attention of the younger girls who were attracted by the sanitary napkin endorsed by Wang Xicheng.
Immediately, they all turned their heads back, turned their heads sideways, raised their heads up, stretched their heads out... In short, they all looked towards Zhang Tiegen, and they all recognized Zhang Tiegen, who was the woman who approached them and eavesdropped on them just now. The man who talked privately!
Therefore, the eyes of these women looking at Zhang Tiegen were even more critical for a while!
At the same time, the greater tragedy was that one of Zhang Tiegen's hands was touching the sanitary napkins on the shelf!
Well, under the second wave of critical eyes from these girls, Zhang Tiegen's old face turned red again, and he felt a struggle in his heart!
I really want to hit my head to death!
At this time, Li Dazui didn't turn on which pot he was carrying, and suddenly said something that almost caused Zhang Tiegen to have a diarrhea in an instant, and said in a low voice, "Boss, do you want to buy sanitary napkins?"
With a whoosh, Zhang Tiegen's outstretched claws retracted in an instant, turned around again and left.
Accompanied by Zhang Tiegen's back are the critical gazes of those women.
Zhang Tiegen felt in his heart that it was a sad reminder, he really became a big pervert tonight!
"Boss, where are you going? Wait for me!" Li Dazui hurriedly caught up with Zhang Tiegen.
"You tragedy, what's your name!" Zhang Tiegen suddenly turned around annoyed, and kicked Li Dazui, "How embarrassing it is for me!"
"Boss, I was wrong!" Li Dazui also realized that the yelling just now was inappropriate, so he asked curiously, "But boss, why did you buy sanitary napkins?"
"I bought your sister, of course I bought it for someone else." Zhang Tiegen said depressedly.
However, when Zhang Tiegen's eyes swept over Li Dazui, he suddenly thought that this guy was big and thick, and he looked very vicious.If he had been on the sanitary napkin shelf, he might have scared all those girls away immediately.
Thinking of this, Zhang Tiegen immediately showed a treacherous and wretched smile on his face, and said to Li Dazui: "Dazui, Boss, I am entrusting you with a very important task."
"What task, kill or set fire?" Li Dazui asked a little excitedly, he likes fighting the most.
Zhang Tiegen rolled his eyes, and said with a chuckle, "That's right, go and help me buy sanitary napkins."
"Huh? This is not very good, boss..." Li Dazui stared at Zhang Tiegen with his eyes wide open.
Xin said: This mission plane is too difficult, right?It is more excessive than murder and arson!
"Will you go? If you don't, I, Zhang Tiegen, will not have a younger brother like you. Immediately sweep out the Tiandaomeng!" Zhang Tiegen threatened, "I'll wait for you outside the supermarket!"
"Okay, I'll go!" Li Dazui gritted his teeth, dragged his heavy steps, and walked out like a martyr going to his death!
As for the shameless Zhang Tiegen, since he had a younger brother acting as a scapegoat for him at this time, he naturally happened to run away.
He quickly ran outside the supermarket, leaned against a telephone pole, took out a pack of [-] Hardman cigarettes, and was about to take a couple of puffs.
Then, he suddenly felt something was wrong under the soles of his feet. He lowered his head and saw the grass, and suddenly became even more depressed. Tonight's luck really hit the lowest point in history, and he actually stepped on a piece of shit under the soles of his shoes!
"Grass mud horse! Who is so immoral, even dogs don't like it, shit everywhere!" Zhang Tie was not in a good mood at all, but at this time he was completely unrestrained, and roared angrily.
After rubbing on the ground for a long time, the smell is gone!
"Aooooooow..." From a corner of the street, there was a very urgent sound like a dog barking?
Then, there was the sound of someone shouting.
Zhang Tiegen's heart moved, what kind of dog is this? Why does it look like a dog, but not quite like a dog?
So Zhang Tiegen lit a cigarette and walked towards the corner.
The corner was in an alley, and Zhang Tiegen stood at the entrance of the alley and looked in.
Street lamps are nailed to the wall of the building on the right, and the light is dim, giving the alley a deeper feeling.
With nets in their hands, two men blocked a black dog with a white hair around its right eye.
The dog didn't even have a collar around its neck, so it must be a stray dog.Those two men must be the kind of people who catch dogs and sell them to restaurants.
To be honest, the taste of brushing dog meat is definitely the best in the world!
However, Zhang Tiegen has been living in the West for these years, unknowingly, his body and mind have been polluted by the poison of capitalism, and he hardly eats dog meat anymore.
"Grass, this wild dog is really fierce! After chasing it for three days, its physical strength is still so good, and it is so ferocious. It will definitely sell for a good price!" The man at the entrance of Zhang Tiegen's alley said excitedly.
"That's right, it's at least [-] catties in size! It's no problem to sell it for a few hundred yuan! Listen, this guy's bark has such a personality, it's not barking, but barking! It's so energetic! Brother, Let's go together! This time we must catch it!" said the man opposite.
"Aooooooow..." The wild dog lowered its body and made an attacking posture. Facing the two nets, it showed no sign of cowardice, and issued a strong threat.
"on!"
The two nets rushed towards the wild dogs at the same time.
The wild dog dodged from left to right, and its movements were as fast as lightning, which made Zhang Tiegen amazed.
However, the alley was too narrow, and the two dog catchers were determined to win. After all the wild dogs resisted desperately, they did not escape the fate of being caught in the net.
Desperately biting in the net, very fierce!
"Fuck, this is not honest! I have never seen such a ferocious wild dog!" A man cursed out of breath.
He kicked the stray dog hard and pulled the net away.
The whole body of the wild dog was caught in the net, unable to move, it could only bark angrily, and its eyes were full of hatred!
Note to readers:
National Day is here, Master Yaoyang wishes my dear readers a happy holiday!This book is constantly being updated during the National Day, and it will explode when there is time! !
Think about it, he is the vulture, the pretentious king of international assassins. Although he has not been in the assassin world for many years, he actually retreated in such a desperate way under the watchful eyes of a group of girls. How do you let Zhang Tiegen deal with himself?
Therefore, Zhang Tiegen took a few deep breaths in a corner, made a new psychological adjustment, and only after he regained his composure, did he "calmly" walk back to the sanitary napkin shelf.
Then, Zhang Tiegen gave full play to his extraordinary skills as the king of international assassins, and touched those women again without anyone noticing, preparing to take advantage of the time when they were chatting about the close connection between Comrade Wang Xicheng and sanitary napkins , Quickly shot, just took one and left.
However, the situation once again exceeded Zhang Tiegen's original expectations, "Boss!" A muffled voice rang in Zhang Tiegen's ears, making Zhang Tiegen's little heart contract violently several times! "Why are you here?"
Zhang Tiegen turned his head to look, and suddenly felt a little dizzy: Li Dazui!
Xin said: How could this bastard appear here at this time?Damn, could it be that I got into trouble tonight?Isn't it just buying a pack of sanitary napkins?Why did unexpected situations happen again and again?Don't you know that the most ruthless thing about Lao Tzu is the unexpected situation?
At the same time, Li Dazui's loud call immediately attracted the attention of the younger girls who were attracted by the sanitary napkin endorsed by Wang Xicheng.
Immediately, they all turned their heads back, turned their heads sideways, raised their heads up, stretched their heads out... In short, they all looked towards Zhang Tiegen, and they all recognized Zhang Tiegen, who was the woman who approached them and eavesdropped on them just now. The man who talked privately!
Therefore, the eyes of these women looking at Zhang Tiegen were even more critical for a while!
At the same time, the greater tragedy was that one of Zhang Tiegen's hands was touching the sanitary napkins on the shelf!
Well, under the second wave of critical eyes from these girls, Zhang Tiegen's old face turned red again, and he felt a struggle in his heart!
I really want to hit my head to death!
At this time, Li Dazui didn't turn on which pot he was carrying, and suddenly said something that almost caused Zhang Tiegen to have a diarrhea in an instant, and said in a low voice, "Boss, do you want to buy sanitary napkins?"
With a whoosh, Zhang Tiegen's outstretched claws retracted in an instant, turned around again and left.
Accompanied by Zhang Tiegen's back are the critical gazes of those women.
Zhang Tiegen felt in his heart that it was a sad reminder, he really became a big pervert tonight!
"Boss, where are you going? Wait for me!" Li Dazui hurriedly caught up with Zhang Tiegen.
"You tragedy, what's your name!" Zhang Tiegen suddenly turned around annoyed, and kicked Li Dazui, "How embarrassing it is for me!"
"Boss, I was wrong!" Li Dazui also realized that the yelling just now was inappropriate, so he asked curiously, "But boss, why did you buy sanitary napkins?"
"I bought your sister, of course I bought it for someone else." Zhang Tiegen said depressedly.
However, when Zhang Tiegen's eyes swept over Li Dazui, he suddenly thought that this guy was big and thick, and he looked very vicious.If he had been on the sanitary napkin shelf, he might have scared all those girls away immediately.
Thinking of this, Zhang Tiegen immediately showed a treacherous and wretched smile on his face, and said to Li Dazui: "Dazui, Boss, I am entrusting you with a very important task."
"What task, kill or set fire?" Li Dazui asked a little excitedly, he likes fighting the most.
Zhang Tiegen rolled his eyes, and said with a chuckle, "That's right, go and help me buy sanitary napkins."
"Huh? This is not very good, boss..." Li Dazui stared at Zhang Tiegen with his eyes wide open.
Xin said: This mission plane is too difficult, right?It is more excessive than murder and arson!
"Will you go? If you don't, I, Zhang Tiegen, will not have a younger brother like you. Immediately sweep out the Tiandaomeng!" Zhang Tiegen threatened, "I'll wait for you outside the supermarket!"
"Okay, I'll go!" Li Dazui gritted his teeth, dragged his heavy steps, and walked out like a martyr going to his death!
As for the shameless Zhang Tiegen, since he had a younger brother acting as a scapegoat for him at this time, he naturally happened to run away.
He quickly ran outside the supermarket, leaned against a telephone pole, took out a pack of [-] Hardman cigarettes, and was about to take a couple of puffs.
Then, he suddenly felt something was wrong under the soles of his feet. He lowered his head and saw the grass, and suddenly became even more depressed. Tonight's luck really hit the lowest point in history, and he actually stepped on a piece of shit under the soles of his shoes!
"Grass mud horse! Who is so immoral, even dogs don't like it, shit everywhere!" Zhang Tie was not in a good mood at all, but at this time he was completely unrestrained, and roared angrily.
After rubbing on the ground for a long time, the smell is gone!
"Aooooooow..." From a corner of the street, there was a very urgent sound like a dog barking?
Then, there was the sound of someone shouting.
Zhang Tiegen's heart moved, what kind of dog is this? Why does it look like a dog, but not quite like a dog?
So Zhang Tiegen lit a cigarette and walked towards the corner.
The corner was in an alley, and Zhang Tiegen stood at the entrance of the alley and looked in.
Street lamps are nailed to the wall of the building on the right, and the light is dim, giving the alley a deeper feeling.
With nets in their hands, two men blocked a black dog with a white hair around its right eye.
The dog didn't even have a collar around its neck, so it must be a stray dog.Those two men must be the kind of people who catch dogs and sell them to restaurants.
To be honest, the taste of brushing dog meat is definitely the best in the world!
However, Zhang Tiegen has been living in the West for these years, unknowingly, his body and mind have been polluted by the poison of capitalism, and he hardly eats dog meat anymore.
"Grass, this wild dog is really fierce! After chasing it for three days, its physical strength is still so good, and it is so ferocious. It will definitely sell for a good price!" The man at the entrance of Zhang Tiegen's alley said excitedly.
"That's right, it's at least [-] catties in size! It's no problem to sell it for a few hundred yuan! Listen, this guy's bark has such a personality, it's not barking, but barking! It's so energetic! Brother, Let's go together! This time we must catch it!" said the man opposite.
"Aooooooow..." The wild dog lowered its body and made an attacking posture. Facing the two nets, it showed no sign of cowardice, and issued a strong threat.
"on!"
The two nets rushed towards the wild dogs at the same time.
The wild dog dodged from left to right, and its movements were as fast as lightning, which made Zhang Tiegen amazed.
However, the alley was too narrow, and the two dog catchers were determined to win. After all the wild dogs resisted desperately, they did not escape the fate of being caught in the net.
Desperately biting in the net, very fierce!
"Fuck, this is not honest! I have never seen such a ferocious wild dog!" A man cursed out of breath.
He kicked the stray dog hard and pulled the net away.
The whole body of the wild dog was caught in the net, unable to move, it could only bark angrily, and its eyes were full of hatred!
Note to readers:
National Day is here, Master Yaoyang wishes my dear readers a happy holiday!This book is constantly being updated during the National Day, and it will explode when there is time! !
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