A fake system fell from the sky

The gang chat channel is lively again.

The leader listened lightly, Mo Xiangli: "Gong Xi Fa Cai (smiling face)."

The vice gang leader's flowers are blooming, if they depend on each other: "Bring the red envelopes (laughing)."

Elder Li Wo smiled slightly: "What a good day today? I'm busy getting married and having children (shy)."

The old monk wants to return to the vulgar: "Let go of Fairy Xixi, let me do it."

Liu Liyu: "Honey, don't you want me?"

Meng, Drunk Beauty: "Spit like crazy!"

......

The bathroom door opens.

A white cotton pajamas.

A face with a classic charm like a flower.

Three thousand black hairs hang down their shoulders casually.

A tall young woman came out lazily.

When Zhen Ying heard the door opening, she quickly looked in the direction of the bathroom, and waved at her roommate, the new principal of Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts: "Sister Ruoxi, the wash is over! Come and take over, I have to take a shower too."

The girl named Ruoxi came to the bed and sat down, took the mobile phone from Zhen Ying's hand, and smiled slightly: "Leave it to me."

The voice is soft, clear and beautiful, typical Wu Nong's soft language, very pleasant to hear.

"Sister Ruoxi, that rich second generation named Zhao Yu didn't bother you anymore, did he?" Su Xiaoxiao said with a disgusted look on her face, "That gangster has brought trouble to girls a lot because he has two bad money in his family."

"No." The girl named Ruoxi nodded helplessly. Although Zhao Yu sent love letters, flowers, and invited her to watch a movie, she ruthlessly rejected them all. She didn't have the slightest affection for that playboy.

"That's good." Su Xiaoxiao said with a grin, "It's troublesome for girls to be beautiful, but you don't have to worry about it from now on. I'll help Ruoxi find a boyfriend in the game. If anyone bothers you in the future, you can tell me loudly." He, sorry, I have a boyfriend."

The girl named Ruoxi looked at her mobile phone, could it be that her game account Xixi Fairy is traveling in Luoyang in an eight-carrying sedan chair, and Dabaolai?She glanced at Su Xiaoxiao, who was focused on playing games, and thought she was practicing trumpet, but she didn't care.

Just came to the imperial capital from Suzhou and Hangzhou, Ruoxi feels homesick every night, and her roommate recommended this game for her, not to mention, indulging in the virtual world can really relieve the homesickness, drawing requires constant practice and I realized that after painting for a long time, I would feel bored. Playing games at night can really relieve stress. She fell in love with this game after a while. It was very interesting to chat while brushing copies.

"Uh..." Su Xiaoxiao yawned, rubbed her eyes, and said a little tiredly, "I'm sleepy, stop playing, go to sleep."

Wake up.

Dabao rubbed his aching forehead, he couldn't laugh or cry when he thought of Xiao Tan, this little guy is silly and cute.

Picking up the mobile phone and turning it on, he found that it was intact, and the quality of the domestic product was outstanding!

There were three missed calls and two text messages on the phone. One of the calls was from Su Xiaoxiao. It must be Cui he was playing games. The remaining two sales calls were ignored. When he opened the text message, a message made him instantly petrified. How will the money be transferred to the Xiaojin Charity Fund account?

"Little Greed, are you here?"

System: "Please call me Queen Shasha, Xiao Tan is receiving labor education."

"You're Xiaosha?" Dabao was shocked, he didn't expect the soul of killing to be, is it a woman?Also called herself Queen!Also, he gave the little padded jacket—it’s a mess!

"It was you who put Xiao Tan in the little black room? Do you understand that this is a crime? Child abuse!" Dabao then said indignantly, "You still want me to call you the Silly Queen, you put Xiao Tan back to me, I will You can call your mother, otherwise I'll call you the system!"

After finally having a caring little padded jacket, he was caught as a laborer in just one day!Dabao didn't need to think about it, but he knew that he must be building the artifact space. Thinking about the little guy who came out to play for a day and was caught back, he felt very distressed, so pitiful!My little greedy.

system:"……."

Dabao: "Tell me, why did you move the host's money without authorization?"

System: "I don't take the blame for this. It's all done by Mr. Xiaojin. My duty is to supervise the host not to use Mr. Xiaojin's money, except for charity."

Dabao quit immediately: "This is all my hard-earned money, okay, how did you become Mrs. Xiaojin?"

System: "Whispering, let's see how I deal with you."

The next moment, Dabao was pulled into the artifact space.

Shangguan Mansion Mingyue Lake.

Dabao stood naked on the lake.

The scenery here is pleasant and not cold.

Dabao one!The red figure stepped on the waves and came on the waves.

Now Dabao is floating on the water, but his body is hard to move, and he looks confused when he sees the petite figure approaching.

The girl was eleven or twelve years old, wearing a small red bellyband and an antique crown on her head, bare hands and bare feet.

"Zhang Dabao, if I don't teach you a lesson today, what is the majesty of this king?"

The voice is soft but domineering. It is hard to imagine that it came from the mouth of a little loli.

"Hahaha..." Dabao laughed so hard that his stomach hurts, "You... are you the Silly Queen?"

Dabao suddenly realized that he was not wearing anything. Although he was facing a little lolita, he couldn't hold back his face. He said anxiously, "Put me back quickly. Men and women are different. Do you know if you give or take kisses?"

"In my eyes, you are just a rock." A leather whip suddenly appeared in Little Lolita's hand, and with a shake of her little hand, the five-meter-long leather whip fell heavily on Dabao's body.

The feeling of having the whip dipped in cold water on the body is not pleasant, not to mention that Dabao is still in the soul body at this time, and he screamed in pain.

"Oops! Stop it! Oops...."

The answer to him was: "Papapa..."

"Queen Shasha, I was wrong, ouch! Your lord queen... ouch..."

"Papa..."

10 minute later.

Dabao's soul returned to his place, lying on the bed weakly moaning.

ruthless!The little girl is too ruthless!They whipped him for 10 minutes, until he cried for his father and mother, howled, howled, howled, and howled.

System: "Ding! Killing one is a crime, killing a hundred is a hero! Task: The host can experience the thrill of killing to his heart's content, end a hundred lives within three hours, reward: Crying Heaven and Wiping Tears magic skill to increase one level, failure: I Why are your hands so itchy?"

I wipe it!Me!Little Lolita definitely has violent tendencies, taking pleasure in sm hosts, Dabao's heart is chilling, and he suddenly feels that life is dark.

In China, killing one person is a capital offense, and killing a hundred is an added crime, and what the hell is killing a hundred for being a hero? Which idiot wrote this poem?Carrying a kitchen knife to kill people on the street in order to complete the task?Dabao is not a vicious person!This kind of thing really can't be done.

Three 10 minutes later.

Dabao got dressed and got up, and walked out of the bathroom after washing.

Dai Xiaojun opened the door and walked in. Seeing Dabao excitedly, he said, "Boss, the International Exhibition Center is holding a car show. Going to see car models?"

How can Dabao still be in the mood to look at beauties now, not to mention that he lost 90 billion at once, and was soaked in cold water by the system for a while. It would be good to be able to get up under the double mental blow. It can be said that his heart is a ball of numbness. It's the unresolved distiller's lees lump.