Normal people are afraid of ghosts, but I am not

Overwhelmed man?

The man froze for a moment.

At this time, the girl glanced at the flames of the oil lamp on the table, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously curled up.

"We're getting married soon, not even one night earlier..."

Before he could finish speaking, the man immediately moved away, and the girl's face was pulled down again.

"Okay, okay, I won't touch you until I get married, it's bad for your reputation, you go to sleep and I'll go."

The girl went out with her arms folded and she didn't know where she was going. The man looked around, and it seemed that this was the house she lived in.

He took out the short knife hidden in his sleeve, the man stared at it for a while, then threw it into the kang hole and turned over to sleep.

It was just dawn.

The door was pushed open without warning, the man opened his eyes and saw the girl coming in with a steaming bowl in her hands for the first time.

"You're awake. Eat the porridge while it's hot. I personally...supervised them to cook it."

The corner of the man's mouth raised slightly, thinking... Forget it.

The stomach happened to be empty, the man took the bowl and ate while asking casually, "Where did you live yesterday."

The girl's eyes sparkled: "You care about me, you have me in your heart."

The man held the empty bowl with a chuckle and returned it to her.

The girl was a little surprised: "You eat so fast? Are you hungry? I'll let them kill the cow."

"wait."

The man pulled her back, hesitated for a moment and said.

"I have already married and married, thank you for your kindness."

The girl was stunned for a moment, looking left and right with an unnatural expression.

"Then you divorce her."

"cannot!"

The decisiveness of the answer even frightened the girl.

"You're married... What does it have to do with me? I'm a bandit, and bandits have to ask for the consent of the boy in advance to rob the boy? I don't care who she is, even if she is a princess, I will give you what she can give you."

The man thinks that she thinks of a love word too simply, so simple that it can be exchanged with conditions.

"She has..."

"what!!!"

The girl blocked her ears and screamed.

"Can you stop talking about her? I don't want to hear it at all! I'll let them arrange it. The uncle must marry you."

The girl took the bowl and went out angrily, stopped at the door and turned back.

"Would you like to fill another bowl?"

"Ah... let's have a bowl then."

……

The girl sat sideways on the big tiger-skin chair with her chin resting on her side, and she didn't say a word for a long time. He Dashan and others who were called were uneasy.

"Brother, it can't be that the kid didn't get..."

"Cough cough!"

He Dashan glared at the third child sideways, and then pointed upwards with his eyes.

The second child squeezed his arm tightly, and squeezed out a voice through his teeth: "Your brain is full of shit, what if it's not... eh!?"

The third child wiped off his cold sweat and looked up: "Boss, what do you want us to do?"

The girl looked away: "You brought him up, who is he, where did he come from, and how many members of his family do you know?"

He Dashan and the others waved their hands vigorously and shook their heads.

"Boss, we don't know him very well! If he has done something that has the heart and leopard's courage, it has nothing to do with us, really not, boss, you can learn from it!"

The girl irritatedly patted down the chair and sat up.

"I don't know anything, what a bunch of trash! In this way, I will give you an errand to find out what his wife is like, and what he likes to eat and do. The more detailed the better, you understand?"

"what……"

It's not a revelation.

He Dashan and the others looked at each other, and nodded with all their strength.

"understand!"

……

The man was sitting in the room, when the door was pushed open, He Dashan and the others took a look inside and outside the room, leaving the two of them watching outside, and the rest came in.

The third child: "Big brother, what happened last night, didn't you succeed? Then let us inquire about your daughter-in-law, do you still have a daughter-in-law?"

The words were full of disbelief.

The man frowned and looked up.

He Dashan squeezed out a smile: "Don't pay attention to him, tell me what happened last night, big brother."

The third child couldn't help interjecting: "It's not like that bitch is just like a bitch, doesn't she have everything she should have?"

He Dashan pinched his neck and pushed him away: "Brother, you treat him as a fart."

The man briefly explained the situation last night.

He Dashan and the others all frowned.

"Big Brother, why are you telling her this? It will be fine if you kill her with a knife."

"That's right, why are you so serious, you are really stupid."

The man said calmly amidst the long accusations.

"I don't think she's a bad monster to the core, but she does things too freely. Let her live."

He Dashan squatted down and looked at it with a dazed expression.

"Big brother, you are not fascinated by that bitch, how can you talk to her? There is nothing good or bad about monsters. They are cannibals. If we don't kill her, we will be killed by her sooner or later!"

"Demon... there are good things too."

The second child and the third child stamped their feet and hovered anxiously.

"It's over, it's over, I really fascinated that little girl, but it's a pity that my parents didn't give me a little face, otherwise I would have fallen for it."

"Big brothers and monsters can't make sense. Keeping them is a disaster. For the sake of hundreds of people in a village, you have to think of a way to kill her."

……

"We have inquired about the head of the family. He has a daughter-in-law, but he died early due to the disaster in the village." He Dashan said with a short smile.

"died?"

The corner of the girl's mouth curled up unconsciously.

"Hey, then you asked him what he likes, and what he likes to eat and do."

The third child tucked in a smile and said, "You don't need to ask, the boss just likes you, but he was frightened by your aura yesterday."

"Still scaring him?" The girl quickly took a mirror to look at herself. "Am I scary like this? Do I have to be more gentle?"

He Dashan and the others looked at each other with secret smiles.

That night, there were candles in the bridal chamber.

The cottage was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and happy words were pasted up, and the girl happily took a wine jar to drink with the bandits below.

"I'm getting married today, brothers, let's eat and drink, and I'll find a wife for you when I have the chance!"

There were cheers among the bandits.

He Dashan glanced around and smiled secretly: Let you be the head of the house for a while, and immediately let you, a monster, know that the most powerful thing in the world is still a human being!

"Blessed is the head of the family who has many sons!"

"The head of the family is very happy for the newlyweds!"

Toasting in turn, several jars of wine went down, the girl's feet were erratic, and she almost couldn't stand still.

It was the first time He Dashan saw her like this, after all, he never had the chance to drink so much before.

"It turns out that it's the same as what was written in the play, monsters will get drunk if they eat too much wine..."

The girl blushed drunkenly and shook her hands.

"I'm going to the bridal chamber, you guys continue to drink, let's go!"

"Send it to the head of the family."

He Dashan yelled in a hypocritical manner, and then assembled a group of cronies according to the long-standing plan.

……

The door was pushed open abruptly, and the girl came in and stared at it lewdly, and approached step by step.

"Miss me, Xiaobao...vomit!"

The man frowned for a while, and went to tap her on the back to help her to the edge of the kang.

The girl held her hand tightly: "We're married, and you are mine, so today you can... vomit!"

The man closed his eyes but could still smell it, held his breath and could still hear it, and he had no choice but to clean up like an old lady.

"Can you restrain yourself?"

"vomit!"

"Hey…"

"vomit!"

This can't be said anymore, the man closed his mouth and silently cleaned up, seeing that she was about to slip off the edge of the kang, he quickly helped her up again.

"Listen to me while you sober up."

"Hmm..." The girl nodded drunkenly.

It seemed that he could still listen, the man immediately said: "I have a married couple, although she...is no longer here, but I only recognize her as my wife in this life."

"Don't treat your subordinates slowly. It's best to leave here. There must be a better place in the world that is more suitable for you."

The girl lay on the table and smiled tenderly.

"Actually, I don't care much about being a master. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. It would be great to think about the two of us traveling around the world together."

Outside the window, more than one pair of ears were listening.

He Dashan and the others were all armed with guns, so if you listened carefully, you couldn't miss any sign of trouble.

Hearing that they were going together, He Dashan thought for a moment: This is also the way, return the position of the owner of the cottage to me, and I don't care where you two go.

The man slowly pushed his hand away.

"I don't have any emptiness in my heart. Besides, you may not be in love with me. There are so many love at first sight in the world."

"There are not so many!" The girl's eyes were already red.

Quiet for a moment.

He Dashan was wondering why he was silent, when he suddenly shouted sharply.

"Bring the wine!"

He Dashan looked back in a daze.

The second child and the third child pointed at the wall with hesitant eyes, secretly thinking that this is what they told that kid, right?
"I asked you to bring the wine, are there dead people outside!"

The sound came straight, and the whole group was overturned.

He Dashan suddenly became cold all over: It's broken, she always knew we were here!
"Boss, I... Ah, the wine is coming soon!"

Hastily went to the banquet to bring wine, He Dashan did not dare to enter the house and threaten his subordinates to enter.

"The master wine is here."

A few bandits didn't dare to look up, put down the wine jar and ran away.

The girl turned her eyes sideways, and Dafeng closed the door, He Dashan was so frightened that he fled away in a hurry as if he was at the gate of hell.

The night passed.

It was near dawn that the girl fell asleep on the table, and the room was full of empty wine jars.

The man wanted to go out for convenience, but he couldn't find a place to stay for a while, so he sat down with a helpless sigh.

dawn.

Xiaocui came and knocked on the door lightly: "Sister, can I come in."

"come in."

It was a man's voice that came out, Xiaocui was puzzled for a moment and still opened the door to come in.

"Why is it so messy, my eldest sister hasn't gotten up yet."

Xiaocui immediately covered her mouth when she saw the bed.

man waving

Xiao Cui frowned vigilantly, and silently asked what she was doing.

The man winked and told her to come over and talk, Xiaocui returned the wink without showing any weakness and asked why you didn't come over.

The corner of the man's mouth curled slightly, thinking that this little girl really looks like her.

"You are small enough to step over the gap, I... hmm?" The man spread his hands.

Xiao Cui glanced sideways and came over: "Why, say something quickly, I still have to tidy up the house."

The man covered his mouth and asked in a low voice, "Who is good to you, the big master or the second master?"

Xiaocui didn't hesitate: "Of course it's the eldest sister. The second leaders do all kinds of evil. The eldest sister is very kind to me. If you dare to treat the eldest sister badly, I won't let you go!"

The man knew it with a smile.

For the next few days, one drank and the other rested, He Dashan was restless all day long, and took people to blow the wind at the mountain pass.

"You said that the kid didn't do anything because of something, he won't confess us someday, right?"

The second child's heart tightened.

"Brother, we have all seen that little girl's methods are ruthless. If he confesses us, it will be over. If we can't, let's run away!"

He Dashan's heart gradually turned to escape.

At this moment, a Taoist with a demon-catching banner passed by at the foot of the mountain, and He Dashan saw a big hand waving at a glance.

"Brothers, hold him down!"

A group of bandits fired guns at the sky and rushed down. The Taoist was so frightened that he dropped his banner and knelt down on the spot.

"Grandpa, don't kill me, I'm just a fortune teller!"

He Dashan smiled and raised his hand to interrupt the others, and helped the Taoist up with both hands.

"Good guy, just dreaming of getting rich, gold ingots dropped from the sky, can you catch demons?"

The Taoist nodded stiffly, thinking to himself: just after making money, he met bandits, this money is earned by them, my life.

"Great... Your Majesty, I understand the rules, please tell me a price."

He Dashan's smile faded a little: This one needs money, but it doesn't matter, those who don't need money don't do anything, and he dares not to do things even if he asks for money, so he shot him dead!

"Master, how about a gold bar?"

"what?!"

The Taoist exclaimed and thought to himself: Sure enough, you are still ruthless!

"One... Your Majesty, let's discuss it later."

"It's still negotiable! You... two, no more!"

"Why did the price increase!"

"Price increase?"

He Dashan looked around dumbfounded.

"Master, you have misunderstood, it is not a robbery, we are here to invite you to go up the mountain to eliminate demons."

"Exorcism?"

The Taoist glanced distractedly at the banner that said catching monsters on the ground, and then remembered that he still had this business.

"Is there a demon on the mountain?"

"Yes! It's amazing, master, have you ever received monsters?"

The Taoist glanced at his beard and sneered.

"It's just a joke. I have traveled all over the world to slay countless demons. I have never seen any monsters. What kind of monsters can there be in this mountain? The little demon old man can catch them at his fingertips."

He Dashan thanked God for meeting you, and bowed again and again with his fists folded.

"What is the name of the Taoist priest?"

"Poverty Dao No. Qingfeng Daoist."

"Oh, Master Qingfeng, please explain in detail on the way up the mountain!"

That night.

As always, a bowl of rice is given to the man, and ten jars of wine are given to the girl.

The eyes of the two met briefly, and one ate and the other drank.

The man didn't want to procrastinate any longer, and was about to break the deadlock when he heard the sound of falling on the table.

The door was pushed open just then.

He Dashan took a sneaky look, and when he saw the girl fell down, he immediately cheered up.

"All come in!"

With an order, the bandits pouring in from outside filled the room, and the Taoist walked last.

"Is that the witch?"

"That's right, Master, it's her!"

He Dashan raised his eyebrows and looked at the man after watching the girl.

"Brother, if you can't do it, I can only hire someone else, but you are still indispensable for the hard work and money. Let's get out of the way. We must set fire to her before she wakes up."

The man frowned in front of him.

"no!"

Xiao Cui's crying voice came from outside the door.

"You dare to poison the master, do you want to die!"

"It's none of your business, get out!"

I could clearly hear Xiaocui's screams of being beaten.

The man and He Dashan looked at each other tit for tat.

"Big brother, you must have been bewitched by a demon, master, please show him."

The Taoist stepped forward with a proud face.

The man glared at him, and the Taoist was stunned for a moment, and then ran away screaming and terrified like crazy for some reason.

He Dashan was surprised to see him running out, and immediately looked back at the man.

"Others know it's a monster, and they're so scared that they can't hide, but you can stay with the monster for so long. Don't be a toad and bug."

The man clenched his fists and then released them, his eyes fixed slightly.

"I'm here, so you are not allowed to touch her. I advise you to leave before you annoy me."

He Dashan poohed angrily.

"Md, I have so many people and so many guns, I'm afraid of you if I can do everything like this."

"Brothers don't kill her now, we will all die when she wakes up, and you can't let her survive tonight for your own sake!"

All the guns were raised in an instant, aiming forward with their pitch-black muzzles.

"It can do nothing to me."