Reward and punishment envoy

With a bang, the stage was lifted.

The stripper who was scratching his head and posing on the stage was blown out of the pavilion by Du Yuan's casual wind.

In this situation, Thirteen Nobile raised her head slightly curiously, glanced at Du Yuan, and then continued to eat melon seeds listlessly.

"Bold dead ghost, do you want to die?"

The thirteenth girl didn't speak, and those sissy boys jumped excitedly as if they had been stepped on their tails.

"Such an unsightly show, how can it spoil the eyes of the palace master and concubine!"

"Why don't you ask the little ghost to tell the concubine a joke about my hometown."

Du Yuan was narrow-minded, and the thirteenth girl saw other men's bodies, which made him feel very uncomfortable.

But he knew that this was a hole he had buried, no one else could blame him, and the thirteenth girl still kept the jade intact, it was really aggrieved.

So he restrained his temper and used another method to remind them not to be smart.

"What are you, you can go on stage if you want to go on stage?"

"Sajia will kill you now."

Du Yuan's behavior is obviously slapping the show planner in the face, so of course he will be beaten.

"Next show!"

Just as the boy raised his hand to hit him, the dissatisfied voice of the thirteen girls made all the boys kneel down.

"The stage was destroyed by someone, please wait a moment, Madam."

Hearing the thirteenth girl's call, the vicious boy quickly changed his expression and knelt down, as well-behaved as a quail, and whispered softly that he would delay for a while.

The scene became quiet all of a sudden, not even the sound of cracking, cracking, and peeling.

This frightened the boy, and when he was at a loss, Du Yuan's voice sounded again.

"Let me tell a joke."

When the thirteenth girl heard that someone was continuing to perform, she continued to drink tea and eat nuts.

Hearing the sound of eating snacks, the servant was relieved, and warned Du Yuan with his eyes that he must amuse a few masters, otherwise he will make him look good.

Du Yuan pretended not to see, moved a chair and sat down in front of the thirteen girls.

"I'm from Blue Star, so let me tell you a true story about Blue Star for all the beauties."

Blue Star has a lunatic asylum, and all the people living in it are the soul-deprived patients in Kunyu's world.

Because there are too many patients, the asylum is understaffed.

The dean came up with a way to let the patients manage the patients, and select a patient from each floor to be the building leader.

Of course, most of the lunatics and fools in the asylum must find a relatively normal patient to manage.

So, the dean came to the first floor.

He took an apple and asked the patients.

"what is this?"

A lot of patients shook their heads, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they don't know.

At this time, suddenly a patient raised his hand.

"I know!"

The dean immediately asked him to speak quickly.

"apple!"

After hearing the correct answer, the dean asked again.

"What is it for?"

The patient said in a low voice.

"food."

After getting it right again, the dean announced that he was the head of the first floor.

Afterwards, the dean came to the second floor and took out a banana in his hand.

"Can anyone tell me what this is?"

Most of the patients on the second floor said they didn't know.

Suddenly, another patient raised his hand.

"banana."

The dean asked him what he was doing.

He immediately replied with food.

The dean asked again: "How to eat?"

He said: "Peel it open and eat!"

After answering all three questions, the dean announced happily.

"Okay, you are the building chief on the second floor."

The length of the second floor has been determined, and the dean came to the third floor.

He took one... I can't remember clearly, it was a blue star thing, with a big speaker on it, a seat on the bottom, a disk on it, and a handle, and it would sing when you shook it. what do you say that is……

The thirteenth girl has been bored for hundreds of years, but she still knows about Lan Xing's affairs quite well, so she immediately thought of the answer.

"phonograph!"

Xiao Shisan was impatient and blurted out directly.

Du Yuan pointed at her immediately and said, "Okay, you are the building manager of the third floor."

This made all the thirteen girls laugh.

"Hee hee hee, little sister made you anxious, congratulations on becoming the building chief!"

The thirteenth girl smiled flamboyantly, and Bai Hua was shy and teased one after another.

"I'm so mad, what are you laughing at, if I were the building manager, I would take care of you patients."

Thirteen sisters said that Du Yuan was too bad, and compared the concubine to a madhouse.

"How dare you dare to tease us."

"Come on, send him to Duanhun Slope to Xiao Tang, and torture him for hundreds of years first."

The thirteenth girl is really ruthless, if she is upset, she will torture people for hundreds of years.

"Dear ladies, didn't you say that as long as you make you laugh, you can fulfill any wish?"

"Just now, you all laughed."

Yan Zu immediately said that the purpose of telling jokes is to make the concubine laugh, and as for the means, there is no rule that this cannot be done.

"Whispering, let's do whatever we like, even him."

Thirteen Girls showed the unreasonable side of women to the fullest.

"Wait a minute, ladies and gentlemen, don't you just want to watch strippers while the Palace Master is away?"

"It's a big deal, I'll take it off too!"

Du Yuan tugged at his clothes and said loudly that he could sacrifice himself too.

"It's unreasonable, what are you doing standing there?"

The thirteenth girl was angry, and the servants in the small building rushed towards Du Yuan and Yan Zu.

Yan Zu saw that Du Yuan did not resist, so he was still tied up by himself.

"Okay, send the main responsible persons to Duanhunpo, and tell them to go on, and if there is any program that pollutes us in the future, I will take you to Duanhunpo together."

After Du Yuan was subdued, the thirteenth girl might realize that her behavior would cause Du Yuan's displeasure, so she said this to the boy in a cold voice, and stopped talking.

"Thank you master for your forgiveness, thank you master for your forgiveness!"

A few servants knew that there was something wrong with the pole dancer they had arranged, but luckily the master thought he was loyal and didn't pursue it, so they kowtowed to thank him non-stop.

Afterwards, several half-naked men were also pushed in, together with Du Yuan and Yan Zu, they were going to be escorted to Duanhun Slope.

"Why, I haven't taken off yet?"

"Maybe all the ladies like to watch me take off, and these few actually thought of using this method to please the lady, which shows that the lady has this need."

"It's not too late for this matter, why don't you try my kung fu first."

Du Yuan clings to it, not letting anyone drag him away, and keeps teasing the thirteen girls with his biological instinct.

"Hehe! Come on, make the concubine laugh, and send all the servants in the building to reincarnation!"

A thirteen girl seemed to have realized something, smiled wryly, and announced the order.

"Sister, what are you doing, we just had some fun!"

The other thirteen girls couldn't understand why they did this.

"Don't talk about it, we are the king's women. Do you think the king will be generous enough to let his own woman be teased by other men?"

"What's more, our king is still super cautious."

Thirteenth Sister also realized it, raised her wine glass, raised her head to drink, the blood-red wine beads overflowed from the corner of her mouth, along her chin that was cut out by a knife, and dripped onto the gully on her chest.

"Wooooow~~~~~"

"Why are we so miserable!"

Crying suddenly broke out in the small building, and the thirteen girls hugged and comforted each other, weeping like pear blossoms and raining, I felt pity for it.

"Okay, stop crying, I will definitely speed up, and I will take good care of you in the future."

Du Yuan couldn't pretend anymore, he stepped between the thirteen girls, stretched out his hands, and hugged the thirteen girls into his arms.

The thirteenth girl was startled at first, but after seeing Du Yuan recovering her body, she cried even louder.

And the other people around, their calves softened in fright, turned to look at the other person.

I saw that the person they were guarding was Lord Hades, and they all fainted from fright.

"uh-huh!"

"Stop juggling flower guns, and let me, an old bone, act with you."

Yan Zu stopped Du Yuan and Thirteen Girls who were embracing each other.

"The concubine has seen it, Lord Hades."

The thirteenth girl wiped away her tears, gave Du Yuan a blank look, and saluted Yan Zu respectfully.

"Excuse me."

"Don't blame me, I just want this kid to see, he can only make fun of you in the cold, I didn't expect to see this."

Yan Zu did not expect to see such an unbearable performance today.

"It's all the concubine's fault, this will level the place..."

The thirteen girls, how could they dare to blame Yan Zu, and immediately said that they would correct their mistakes, but they were stopped by Du Yuan.

"No, I think it's fine, as long as it makes you laugh, I can satisfy them with any wish, but I want everyone to know what can and cannot be done."