Practice begins with the awakening of the possessed old devil

Han Wangsun saw that the eight sage kings were happy, so he had to accept the joy.

When he was about to speak, the Eight Sage King laughed again: "If you stop laughing, you will be punished."

Han Wangsun said with a smile: "There is only one. If you don't laugh, you have to be punished."

He said with a smile: "A fool from the countryside came to the city to sell walnuts..."

Just said a word, everyone laughed.

Because this Han Wangsun is the best at telling jokes, and his whole body is full of humor and funny factors. He is usually the most unscrupulous person, and he is everyone's pistachio, so he laughs.

The Eighth Sage King laughed and said, "This must be a good joke."

Han Wangsun said with a smile: "If it is good, the virtuous king, please have an extra cup."

The Eighth Sage King smiled and said, "That's natural."

Han Wangsun said again: "There was a fool in the country who picked up a load of walnuts and sold them in the West Market. Next to him was a jujube seller."

"The jujube seller has a clear voice and shouts loudly: 'Hey, buy jujubes, buy jujubes, the best jujubes: big jujubes have small pits, and small jujubes have no pits!'"

"After a while, a bag of jujubes was snapped up."

"The idiot in the countryside next to me was very inspired when he saw it. He also raised his voice and yelled loudly: 'Hey - sell walnuts and sell walnuts, big walnuts have small kernels, small walnuts have no kernels!'"

"Even though he yelled loudly, he couldn't get a buyer."
Speaking of the Eight Sage Kings, Su Lingyu, Ni Qi, and everyone laughed.

Han Wangsun hurriedly poured a cup and gave it to the Eight Sage Kings.

Zhao Youting, the Eighth Sage King, said with a smile: "Since this is the case, quickly ask someone to bring the liquor, and don't make you suffer."

Everyone laughed again, so they beat the drum again, and it started from Han Wangsun, and it happened to pass to Ni Qi's drum.

Ni Qi was not good at joking, but the flower was in his hand, because he thought: "If you tell a joke, if you don't laugh, and you don't have eloquence, you can't even tell a joke, let alone other things. If this is not the case, it will be looked down upon by others. Why not?" Not good to say."

Nai got up and said: "I can't tell jokes, please limit anything else."

Han Wangsun said: "Since this is the case, the word 'autumn' is limited, and I will write a poem immediately. If it is good, I will reward you. If it is not good, I am afraid that everyone will laugh."

The Eight Sage Kings hurriedly said: "How can you compose poems when you are doing well?"
Han Wangsun said: "He can."

The Eighth Sage King heard: "If this is the case, do it." He ordered people to take paper and pen.

Han Wangsun also restricted: "Just don't use those autumn maple, fallen leaves, crystal silver, colorful light, Mingsu, etc. to pile up words. You have to come up with your own opinion and try your young man's feelings."

After hearing this, Ni Qi touched his heart, thought about a few sentences, and wrote them on paper.

"Ugly Slave":
Teenagers don't recognize sadness and love to go upstairs.

Fall in love with the floor, and express sorrow for the new words.

Today, the knowledge is full of sorrow, and I want to say something.

Want to say still off, but said the sky is cool in autumn.

Show it to the Eight Sage Kings, the truth is... The Eight Sage Kings read it, nodded and recited it loudly in public.

Seeing this, everyone knows that this poem is very good.

Because he wanted to win over Ni Qi and please him, the Eight Sage Kings said, "It's hard for Mr. Ni. He can write such good words and poems that are both refined and popular at such a young age."

The elders and the younger said: "That's all. No matter how big he is, he must be a romantic talent! This is why he should be rewarded, and he will pay more attention in the future."

Han Wangsun said: "Exactly."

Because he turned around and ordered a servant girl to go out and tell his servant: "Take one of the huanghuali wood carvings from Hainan and smile Maitreya Buddha and give it to Master Ni."

Ni Qi hurriedly thanked him, but returned to his seat to order.

This time, the flower branch was stuck in the hands of Li Guogong's little grandpa, so he had to eat wine and tell jokes.

He said: "Wei Yan contributed Ziwu Valley's wonderful plan to Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge firmly refused to give soldiers."

"Wei Yan felt unwilling, so he decided to take his family's soldiers, cooks, tailors, nurses, and gardeners to fight by himself."

"Before he set off, Zhuge Liang rushed over and hugged his thigh, not letting him go."

"Wei Yan was angry: 'Prime Minister, I don't need your soldiers anymore, why don't you agree, are you sick?'"

"Zhuge Liang nodded slightly: 'Yeah.' Then he said with flushed cheeks: 'Dragging...delaying...'"
Everyone laughed when they heard this.

The Eighth Sage King also had to eat half a glass of wine, and smiled for a long time: "I just need Wei Yan to be so decisive."

When Li Guogong's young grandpa Li Guozhen heard about it, he knew that he had spoken recklessly. The Baxian King was suspicious, so he hurriedly stood up and laughed, and held the cup with the Baxian King, explaining in other words.

It's not easy for the eight virtuous kings to mention it again, and they acted on orders.

Unexpectedly, the flowers stayed in Zhang Mu's hands this time. Zhang Mu is a well-known talented woman, and she has made some progress in her studies recently.

His temper is not good at being upright, so he often reads some poems, especially obscene sentences. Among the rich and noble clients who come here, he learns and uses them flexibly.

Seeing Ni Qi receiving an award for her poem, she is also eager to get up to speed, only in front of Su Lingyu who is the top oiran, she dare not do anything wrong, but now it happens to be in her hands, so she asks for a pen and paper to show off to the Eight Worthy Kings.

When the eight virtuous kings looked at it, they also found it strange, only to see obscene words written on the plain white rice paper with a fragrance:
"Wushan Cloud and Rain Live Up to You":
The joke was slightly rejected at the beginning, but the tenderness has been darkened.

The low-pitched cicada's shadow moved and stepped back into the jade dust.

Turning around, the flowers and snow flowed, and boarded the bed to hold Qi Cong.

The mandarin ducks dance around the neck, and the jadeite acacia cage.

The eyebrows gathered frequently, and the lips were warmer.

The air is clear and the blue core is rich, and the skin is moisturised and the muscles are rich.

Powerless to move her wrist, she loves to bow.

Sweat beaded little by little, messy turquoise.

Fang Xi Millennium Meeting, Russia heard five nights of poverty.

The lingering time is limited, and the lingering meaning is difficult to end.

The slow face contains a sad state, and the words are sincere.

The gift ring shows the meeting, and the knot shows the same heart.

Crying powder flows out of the mirror, and the residual lamp surrounds the dark insects.

Huaguang is still rising, and the rising sun is gradually waning.

Returning to Luo by the scorpion, and playing the flute also went to the Song.

The fragrance of clothes is still dyed with musk, and the pillow is still red.

It's just that the words and sentences finally carried the meaning of an affair between a man and a woman, so the Eight Sage Kings were displeased and said: "It can be seen that she is a talented woman. I don't know which one she secretly likes to have a lover. Now I am afraid that she already has a relationship in her heart."

Han Wangsun and others laughed when he said it, and Han Wangsun asked the poem to read it again, praised him repeatedly, and said: "This poem is very creative according to my opinion. Isn't this what we are here to have fun in the closed moon building?" ?”

"This is for the good of our customers. It is not as shabby as that one. It must be full of clichés and romance, so we can feel proud."

"Our children should have read some books, but they understand a little better than others. When they can be an official, they can't escape an official. Why bother to make a nerd instead."

"That's why I love her poem, and it doesn't lose the spirit of our noble family." After turning around, he ordered people to fetch many of his playthings to reward Zhang Mu, a talented woman.

Yin patted Zhang Mu's head again, and said with a smile: "It's our tone to do this in the future. In the future, this oiran's future will definitely not be able to run away from you."

When the Eighth Sage King heard about it, he hurriedly persuaded him: "But she is talking nonsense, and there is a discussion about the future."

As he spoke, he poured the wine and gave another order...

But when it was bustling here, something happened suddenly, and the whole closed moon building was in chaos.

There were three beautiful women in their twenties who broke through the doors and windows from mid-air and rushed into the flower hall.

I thought it was a beautiful girl who flew here for no reason, it was a surprise show specially arranged by Yin Mozhi in Chunhui Tower to please the Eight Worthy Kings and the nobles, but I didn't think it was the evil Rakshasa who came to murder and kill.

They rushed into the flower hall, extremely fierce and vicious, they didn't talk, and killed everyone they saw.

A group of princes and maidservants at the scene were frightened and screamed, running around to avoid, jumping like dogs and dogs, making a mess of porridge.

Ni Qi had already dodged and retreated to a remote corner of the flower hall. Looking at this posture, he guessed that the opponent of the Eight Sage Kings was carrying out a blatant and blatant attack on this hall meeting.

He didn't want to make a move easily, he had to keep his hands on this occasion, wait and see what happened, and watch the show.

Looking at the three women who came in, the realm probably ranged from the holy fetus to the realm of selflessness. The three women's figures were similar, and their bodies were graceful.

One of them turned out to be a white-haired witch, flying in all directions like a waterfall in the Milky Way. She was really a white-haired witch.

This white-haired witch had a huge saber floating beside her.

This saber has a strange shape, a bit like a crescent moon, but it has a very fierce spirit.

This is the Shura Demon Knife, which keeps ringing, full of bloodthirsty smell, like a Shura demon waiting for an opportunity.

Obviously with spirituality, it is a Taoist weapon flying knife, which can fly around and kill like a flying sword.

The other two women had their black hair rolled up, as if they were dressed in palace attire.

A long whip is wielded in the right hand, and a black spear is wielded in the left hand, which is a bit like the weapon used by the shadow that hides and entangles Ni Qi in the eight trigrams concentrating furnace.

And the other is two flying swords. The flying swords are flying all over the sky and chopping down.

"Who are you all, who were you ordered to come here, why are you secretly plotting to attack us?"

Zhao Youting, the eighth sage king, was worthy of being of noble birth, generous, and ambitious, yet he was very calm, shouting and questioning.

At this time, the thugs from the guards of the closed moon building also rushed in after hearing the news, and began to defend against the enemy with all their strength, while rescuing the noble young masters and maidservants present.

On the contrary, Su Lingyu, Zhang Mu, and Wen Ling gathered together very peacefully, guarding the eight wise kings Zhao Youting, Han Wangsun and other noble sons.

It can be seen that these three talented women are all demon cultivators of the Qingqiu fox clan, and they are all very skilled.

In fact, the Qingqiu Fox Clan can no longer be regarded as the Fox Clan Monster Cultivator. Their entire clan established a death rule in the clan long after the Conferred God War.

All male and female fox tribes are not allowed to combine together, they can only choose to combine with humans separately to prolong the birth of offspring.

After countless years of blind intermarriage with humans, their blood of the nine-tailed fox family has almost faded away, and it has long since degenerated into a complete human blood.

Suddenly, Ni Qi, who was hiding in the dark part of the flower hall, suddenly had a warning sign in his heart. In the thick darkness of the room, he saw the black decay and death pressure coming towards him.

"What!" Feeling the influence of a very strange force field, and a strange aura, it seems that the scalp is numb, and the whole body has goose bumps.

An instinctive sense of terror spontaneously emerged in his heart, and he turned around abruptly.

"Shh!"

But the moment Ni Qi turned around, it seemed that a shadow had enveloped him.