I went to practice after being unemployed

Shan Dan, a teacher at Jingcheng University, is in his early fifties, and his cultivation is not very strong, but only at the peak of the fifth rank.

But when it comes to who has the highest qualifications in this Jingcheng University, no one will say the principal Taige Cui Shitai, everyone has only one answer, and that is Shan Dan!
The oldest alchemist in Jingcheng University!
He is also one of the three top pharmacists in the country!

Known as the Great Dan King!
The two walked through the tree-lined path and hurried to the laboratory building in the back mountain.

It is very secluded here, there is not a single person, as if the sky outside the mountain is terrifyingly quiet.

Hongchen raised his head, looked at the dark signboard, and couldn't help laughing: "Such a big building is for alchemy?"

"Well, this is the most mysterious place in the school, most people don't dare to come here!"

Lin Yueru replied with a smile, her proud chest trembled, her youthful breath was so strong and amazing!

"Then how dare you come here?"

Hongchen felt a little dizzy looking at it, and hastily moved his eyes away from the bulge.

Hey, it's only as big as it is, and it will be worth it in the future!
"I was selected through layers of selection, so I was lucky to come in. I usually help out with some tricks, and I also have the opportunity to study elixir, which is also of great help to my cultivation!"

With that said, the two entered the gate.

The atmosphere of the building is dignified, and when the wind blows, it feels as if he has come to an abandoned mass grave, and Hongchen can't help getting pimples all over his body.

"This place is like this... When you meet the teacher, be more honest, don't make the teacher unhappy! Otherwise, no one will be able to help you!"

With a word of instruction, Lin Yueru led Hongchen up to the third floor, gently pushed open the innermost wooden door, and the two walked in cautiously.

"Hello, Teacher Shan!"

An old man was dozing off on the table, his messy gray and gray hair looked greasy.She was dressed in ordinary clothes, but the white coat was a little yellow, and I don't know if it was a long time or it hadn't been washed.

Gives a very dirty feeling.

This is the great alchemy king?

Hongchen frowned, looking so poor, those who didn't know thought it was an old man squatting on the street to clean toilets!
Don't trim a little bit!
Dan Dan shrugged his shoulders when he heard it, raised his head with a confused look, the halazi flowed all over the table, and the smell was a bit choking!
I go!

Hongchen almost turned his head and left!

It's so disgusting!

"Hongchen?"

Shan Dan stared at Hongchen carefully with his small eyes, and was very satisfied in his heart. He suddenly grinned and said, "Third-Rank Realm? Very good, you can follow me from now on!"

"Thank you, Teacher Shan!"

Lin Yueru thanked in a hurry, although Hongchen was reluctant, he had no choice but to thank her.

At this time, footsteps came from outside, and after a while, a tall middle-aged man walked into the room with a serious expression, and he was the leader at first glance.

"Old man!"

"Director Hu!"

The two were polite, and then Shan Dan took out a jade bottle and threw it to him.

"This Qi Gathering Pill is not stable yet, so be careful!"

"Haha, I still don't trust Lao Shan's craftsmanship?"

Hu Le put away the jade bottle with a smile, glanced at the two people standing beside him, and said with a smile, "Why, is there a newcomer?"

"Didn't the group of mice all die? We have no choice but to find someone to replace them for a while!"

Shan Dan shook his head while talking, "Can't you urge those people? It's so hard to raise a little white mouse, do you eat shit?"

"Don't worry, I will rush!"

Hongchen: "...you really treat yourself like a guinea pig!"

After Hu Le left, Shan Dan explained a few words, and asked Lin Yueru to take him to pick up some daily necessities, and lived on the second floor.

After tidying up, it was getting late, and the two went to the cafeteria to have a meal, and then went back to their respective homes.

Back in the dormitory, Happy had gone somewhere, and Hongchen didn't bother to care about it, he fell down on the bed and played with his mobile phone.

As soon as the headline opened, I was stunned by several hot searches!

"The Overlord's Meal Has Not Been Continued: The Jingcheng Supernatural Institute offers a reward of tens of millions to catch the murderer!"

Attached is a blurred face.

Hongchen clicked his tongue, is Lao Tzu so ugly?
As for what is absolutely not, he didn't look at it at all.

Anyway, if you don’t want money, you have a life!
"Jingcheng Sports Park, I am a white-headed duck!"

Attached is a picture of three codes.

The white hair on Baimao's head is particularly conspicuous!
This kid is famous.

He also reposted it on Moments, and got two likes in a short while.

There is also a message below:

It's Xiao Rui'er! : See what he's going to do in the future!hum.png!

Lin Yueru also replied:

Under the bridge in front of the gate, there are three coding ducks!
Hongchen replied directly: Haven't you guys never seen it?hey-hey……

【Ding!The resentment value from Zhao Ruier +2! 】

【Ding!The resentment value from Lin Yueru +2! 】

After a while, Happy came back sneakily, sticking out his big scarlet tongue, sat cross-legged on the sofa contentedly, and fell asleep.

Still snoring.

What good food did this silly dog ​​steal?

Hongchen just glanced at it, then retracted the suspicious look.

He was a little tired today, so he didn't meditate. He closed his eyes with Happy and fell asleep.

The night is very peaceful!
The whole building was silent.

Hongchen had a good dream, dreaming that when he was young, his parents and his family were playing together in the garden.

The three laughed happily and were very happy.

The kind of lost and found warmth filled his heart, he was intoxicated, and his childish face was full of smiles.

Suddenly, he had a stomachache, felt a little uncomfortable, and wanted to go to the bathroom.

He ran and ran, but the toilet was clearly there, but he couldn't find it.

He was in a hurry and kept running, his heart became more and more impatient, and he even ran within the five kilometers, but he didn't find a toilet!

In the end, he couldn't hold it anymore, pulled his pants, and squatted on the road!
"Pfft..."

My stomach is rumbling, and I'm farting all the time!
In less than three seconds, the entire street was filled with smog, and no one could be seen within one meter!
The taste is even more wonderful!
Hongchen himself was about to vomit!

What the hell!

Why is it getting more and more stinky!

Suddenly, he opened his eyes!

I rely on!

Tears flow from the hot eyes!
Deep resentment rose up in my heart, like a sky-piercing monkey, it was so fierce!

"Oh la... spit..."

Hongchen couldn't take it anymore, this shit is really a mess!

Who the hell is farting!

Is this playing a trumpet or boiling water!

He endured the hot and sour and turned on the light. He was startled when he saw it, only to see Happy's tail sticking up straight in the air!

That grunting sound came from the root of his ass!

The smell is like the mixed smell of dead fish and rotten feet, it's so sour, Hongchen feels like he's about to ascend to heaven!
What surprised him even more was that the dead dog was still sleeping soundly!
The rise of snoring!

Unaware that I was exhaling air and inhaling heavily at the same time, the black smoke automatically formed a circle, horizontally across its head and tail.

"Ah...shh..."

This room is not for people to stay in anyway, this shit is more powerful than biochemical weapons, if you have rhinitis, just smell it for the first time and it will be cured!
"Made..."

Hongchen walked out of the room cursing, and came in again after a while.

In his hand he held a tube with a triangular cap on each end.

"hey-hey……"

He looked at Happy's dead face and let out a smirk.