Academy City, free time after school in the afternoon.

The golden sunset spreads the warm light on the happy little face of Tuanzi. Walking in the small forest in the small garden of the school, occasionally there will be poetic beauty, stop and go, laughing, talking, happy time is always intoxicating.

Tuanzi, Xiaomengxin, and Lingjun are three lolis who are preparing for a picnic in the school park here.

The blue and white checkered sponge cushions had already been laid out, and the three of them were sitting on the other side, eating snacks, talking and laughing about school affairs.

Tuanzi; "Lingjun, what interesting things happened at school recently?"

The group asked with a grin.

Lingjun's little loli tilted her head, tapped her temple with the tip of her index finger, and thought for a moment.

"Yeah! By the way, the school's physical fitness test will be held in a few days. The results of this test are related to the next credit point. Let's work hard, Sister Tuanzi and Mengxin!"

The little Lingjun girl with narrow eyes said happily.

"I'm already a D-level spiritualist, so my test scores have always been No.1 in the class and throughout the year."

When Tuanzi heard the words, his eyes flashed with dazzling light, and with a big and big mouth, Tuanzi turned his head and grabbed the corner of sister Xiaomengxin's clothes with both hands.

"Sister, sister, Tuanzi must also be number one in the whole grade."

Xiaomengxin continued to maintain her image of Bingshan Lolita, shaking her head and uttering two words.

"Low-key"

Tuanzi pouted when she heard her sister's answer; "Well, sister, even if you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you have to eat a tiger to look low-key. Tuanzi has never eaten a tiger. If you always pretend to be a pig, you will become Peggy. "

Xiaomengxin; "."

Ling Jun's little loli blinked; "Piggy Peppa? Well, well, Duanzi, do you watch this anime too? But what does it mean to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?"

Lingjun little loli asked puzzledly.

When Tuanzi heard this, he immediately crossed his arms and raised his chin slightly. The righteous and confident scholar sister explained.

"Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger means that there is a very, very powerful lion who always pretends to be harmless to humans and animals in a low-key disguise. When the bad guy tiger comes and wants to eat him, the lion will reveal his true self. After eating the tiger, everyone will be shocked and think that Peppa is very powerful. As a little pig, he can actually eat the tiger, and they will especially admire Peppa. This is pretending to be a pig to eat. Tiger."

Tuanzi explained that Lingjun's little loli's eyes lit up.

"It seems very cool and powerful. Ling Jun also wants to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, which shocked everyone."

Tuanzi took a bite of the sandwich and shook his head at Lingjun.

"Ling Jun can't pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, because Ling Jun's current performance is a big tiger."

Hearing this, Ling Jun seemed to be discouraged for an instant, with his head lowered, quite sullen.

"Lingjun also pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger"

Seeing that his friend seemed unhappy, Tuanzi pinched his smooth chin and turned his nimble pupils, and finally his eyes lit up——Yes!
"It's okay for Ling Jun to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. As long as Ling Jun has a period of waste first, and then a period of divorce, he can successfully pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger."

"Waste material flow? Retirement flow?"

Lingjun's little loli was taken aback when she heard the words, and then asked in confusion.

"Waste material flow, Lingjun, if you have read the book "Fights Break the Sky" by the great writer Ai Ruo, you should know that the protagonist Xiaoyan in it was originally the number one powerhouse in the family by virtue of his talent, but because of An old man wearing a ring is about to appear, so suddenly he can't make any progress, and his spiritual power has regressed, from a ninth-level spirit person to an ordinary second-level and third-level spirit person. Many people on the flagship are ridiculed for Xiaoyan. After a few years, everyone They all agree that anti-inflammatory is a waste material, and this is waste material."

"But how could the protagonist be really useless? He just accidentally obtained a cheating grandpa who is against the sky. The pain now is just to prepare for the future rise. So wait until the protagonist When he was about to graduate from the family, when everyone thought that the protagonist's future was bleak, the protagonist rose up against the sky, pretending to be aggressive, and suddenly changed from the bottom of the family to the star of hope for the whole family. This is The waste is out."

"Lingjun, you can also do the same. First hide your spiritual power cultivation, make yourself seem to be "regressed", and then wait until the grade exam when everyone thinks your future is hopeless and suddenly explode! Become the first in the whole grade! One, in this way Ling Jun successfully pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger and becomes the hopeful star of the grade."

Tuanzi gave Lingjun little Lolita the idea of ​​planning her life while enjoying the drink developed by the elegant Mihuyou company.

Ling Jun's little loli thinks it's very interesting to do this, especially when others can't do it by themselves, it suddenly explodes, which makes everyone's jaws stunned. For Ling Jun's little lolita, it's obviously much more enjoyable to do so.

Hearing what Tuanzi said, Lingjun immediately continued to ask; "Then how can I achieve waste material flow?"

Tuanzi laughed when he heard the words; "You want to do this, this and this"

When Lingjun's little Lolita and Tuanzi were discussing how to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, did Xiao Mengxin twitch the corners of her mouth? These two guys are really looking for trouble. Doing things, it's really. Lingjun's little loli and Xiaomengxin will protect the other party and let the other party pretend to be aggressive, but Tuanzi should be an honest and low-key guy.

Now the school and some people are frantically looking for the transfer student of the s-level spirit, but they found that no matter what they do, what they find is a mosaic in the end.

The data has been wiped out by Xiaomeng's new "big shielding technique", but if Tuanzi performs too well in some exams or other aspects of aura control, it is inevitable that no one will notice it.

So, as the saying goes, low-key is king.

The picnic didn't end until the sun was about to set. Lingjun's little loli and Tuanzi still had endless discussions about how to make waste material flow, how to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. This kind of routine cash is going to kill people without paying for their lives.

Xiao Mengxin has nothing to say except lamenting that the two of them are too boring. They will spend several years here, and let Tuanzi act as a "military adviser" as a game for Tuanzi.

Go back to the dormitory and wait until the little Lolita Lingjun leaves.

Tuanzi lay in the arms of his sister Xiaomengxin and watched "Fights Break the Sky" written by a salted fish author named Ai Ruo, suddenly Tuanzi said.

"Sister, I want to go to Sister Ai Ruo's side to see those two cute little sisters."

Xiaomeng said, thinking about it and nodded, after all, I still have to go to Ai Ruo's place to eat and drink, and I have to meet sooner or later, it doesn't matter if it's earlier or later.

Then Xiaomengxin took Tuanzi to the door of Ai Ruo's house, and Tuanzi found that someone had rang the doorbell before them.

Yes.. A boy who looks like a girl and a girl who looks like a girl. Are there any children in Ai Ruo's family?
Tuanzi thought of it strangely, but the next moment Tuanzi was stunned.

After Ai Ruo opened the door, he saw two people with two different meanings, and they lowered their heads
"Dad, Mom, welcome back."

Tuanzi; "."

Sister Ai Ruo's parents are a couple?How could this happen? It's so strange, this is a setting that only exists in light and cute novels, how can such a setting appear in reality?

Tuanzi was stunned, a couple with a good appearance, relatively tall, Elder Ai Ruo looks like a driving mother.
If the family is walking on the road, passers-by may not be able to guess who is the parent and who is the elder.

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