My evil Pokémon are very cowardly

After talking with Father Zhao for more than ten minutes, Father Zhao reluctantly hung up the phone. After all, it took so long to make a phone call with his son.

Zhao Tian stretched his waist, and a notification sound came from the mobile phone. It turned out that Mr. Ka Wu, the master of the fire gym, and Yaluo, the master of the grass gym, joined the group chat at the invitation of Emperor Dan.

"The two hosts are welcome to join, you can speak freely in the group!" Zhao Tian, ​​as the group host, naturally wanted to be more generous, so he quickly welcomed: "Remember to change the note?"

"Speak freely? Let's go tonight, I'm training for a marathon!" It was Kawu who replied. As a training madman, he will never give up the opportunity to become stronger.

"Really? Then, does anyone buy potatoes? I can't eat the ones I planted before." Yaluo sent such a line as soon as he heard what Zhao Tian said.

But the words that are spoken are like water that is poured out.Zhao Tian couldn't stop it anymore, so he watched Yaluo change the remark to "Grass Yaluo (selling potatoes)".

Then I clicked on the avatar and found his signature: You can find me for other vegetables too!

"I'll buy it! If you pay for the postage, I'm willing to buy 200 catties!" A pink profile picture popped up, it was Xiaoqian, and under the hateful influence, Xiaoqian's note had changed to "beautiful girl Xiaoqian (selling moomoo fresh milk)".

Then Dandi and Dawu, who were silent in the group, also changed their notes.

Galar Champion Dandi (Find me with a very wristband)

Hoenn's former champion Daigo (selling stones)

Zhao Tian was speechless for a while, isn't it the agreed tactical exchange group?How did it become like a vegetable market?Good guy, blame yourself for talking nonsense!

"200 catties! It's easy to say, then you can private chat with me and send the address, and we can chat privately about the price!"

……

Zhao Tian's head was getting bigger, and then he threw the phone aside, lying on the bed and trying to let go of himself.After all, this day is really unlucky for my wife!
Hey, I haven't eaten yet, won't I wake up hungry if I sleep like this?

Zhao Tian immediately sat up, put on his slippers, and prepared to see how the unlucky ones below made the house.

The effect was not bad, and after less than half an hour, the cotton was almost rolled into a big ball, and Morubek lay on the sofa, and then used his four feet to fiddle with it back and forth.

The coyote mopped the ground with a rag, with its two front paws lying on the mop, and then raised its buttocks, pounding its two short legs back and forth like a small motor, looking at Zhao Tian and couldn't help but want to laugh.

But don't doubt the professionalism of coyote mopping the floor, after all, it has been mopping several times because of trouble.

"That's it, I'll finish mopping the ground. I tell you that if you demolish the house again, I'll throw you into the husky den in heat!" Zhao Tian threatened as he watched the coyote mopping the ground hard.

Although Coyote doesn't know what species Huskies are, but they know that they can disassemble things just like themselves, wouldn't they be able to join forces?

But forget about the estrus, I am still a baby and haven't grown up yet, if there is such a day, wouldn't it be?
Thinking of his skinny appearance, Coyotes couldn't help but shudder, forget it, it's a big deal not to practice skills in the house, anyway, there is a training ground outside.

Zhao Tian was not going well, so he didn't really want to cook, so he scrambled an egg and fried rice.

Sure enough, fried rice with eggs is the best, but it is also the hardest to make. Even a "chef" like Zhao Tian can barely eat it, and coyotes can only eat fried rice with eggs.

When the time came to one o'clock in the afternoon, a "chirp" sounded, and a messenger bird was knocking on the door of Zhao Tian's house.

Zhao Tian thought excitedly that his pineapple phone must have arrived! , Zhao Tian excitedly opened the door, and then saw a purple messenger bird standing in front of the door, holding two packages in his hand.

Zhao Tian couldn't believe his eyes, he must be too tired today, and then he decided to close the door and reopen it.

The messenger bird at the door is a bit unclear. So, what is this person doing?If you don't sign for it, you don't know that you are in a hurry to deliver the next letter!
Then it knocked on the door again dissatisfied.

Zhao Tian can be sure, he didn't drink too much, it's true!Someone really is knocking on the door.

Then, after opening a crack in the door, I checked the color of the messenger bird, um, that's right, gay purple!
Purple!I went to the original unlucky day, luck is here!God, earth, I actually flashed Pokémon in reality!

Then Zhao Tian quickly took out the commemorative ball behind the coffee table, I, I can't take it anymore, I want to catch you!Messenger bird!

After taking the ball, Zhao Tian quickly opened the door, and then, like a big devil, he pressed on the messenger bird step by step.

Messenger birds are numb. What does this person mean? Don’t you know the Convention on the Protection of Messenger Birds?What does the ball in your hand mean?
Zhao Tian has played Pokémon for so many years, and he has never flashed it once. He never expected to see the flashing messenger bird in reality today. How could he not be surprised or excited!

The messenger bird backed away in fear, didn't it?I am about to be raped by humans. I am a young bird from a good family, the most responsible postman, and a good employee with 0 bad reviews. Why have I fallen to this point.

Zhao Tian was drooling when he saw the messenger bird, it was shining!That's a flash!

However, Zhao Tian's unlucky spell was still activated. Unlucky, he tripped over a piece of gravel, and after performing a so-called head-grabbing, he regained his senses.

Wiping the soil around his mouth, Zhao Tian felt helpless. Once there was a flashy Pokémon standing in front of me. I wanted to catch it very much. Before I lost it, I started to regret it. If you give me a time limit for regretting, then I hope it will be 1 years!

Why do I have to buy a mobile phone today? Is it possible to encounter wild flashes when I buy a mobile phone tomorrow? Hey, I am really unlucky!
The messenger bird on the side was so frightened that he first took out a wolf-proof spray, then took out a small dagger, and looked at Zhao Tian covetously.

Zhao Tian saw that everyone was frightened, so he patted his head in embarrassment.Said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Postman, I was a little excited when I met the flashing Pokémon for the first time. Don't mind, it's all over."

The messenger bird stuffed the dagger into his pocket suspiciously, and then took out two packages again.

"Two? Are they both mine?" Zhao Tian was a little surprised. Why are there two?
Messenger Bird quickly took out the receipt and signaled Zhao Tian to sign, but the anti-wolf spray in his hand did not let go.

After seeing Zhao Tian signed the receipt, he grabbed the spray in his mouth, turned around and flew away without even saying hello, while the anti-wolf spray fell to the ground.

Zhao Tian picked up the spray and took a look, dumbfounded. It turned out that it had been used up and it was an empty bottle. It seems that this kind of thing happened to it usually!

However, Zhao Tian could clearly see from the corner of his eye that there were traces of moisture on the ground and on the pocket of the messenger bird.

Although it is a pity, once I really threw the ball just now, not only will I have to be fined hundreds of thousands, but I will also be criticized in a notice, and it is really not worth the candle to sit in the game for a few days.

I didn't expect to encounter a shining Pokémon for the first time in my life. It was a wild one, but I couldn't catch it. Hey, what a pity!

Sitting on the sofa without sofa cushions in the room, Zhao Tian looked at two packages, big and small. The big one was the mobile phone he bought, and the small one said: For Mr. Zhao—Zvqi Dawu.

Zhao Tian opened the package and saw that it was a jewelry box with a size of only five centimeters. When he opened it, he saw a diamond shining with black light. Zhao Tian knew what it was without looking at it!Gem of Evil!

The reality is different from Pokémon OL. In real Pokémon matches, props are not allowed except mega stones. The effect of the evil gems is naturally different from that in the game.

It is a rare prop that can speed up the comprehension of evil-type skills and the speed of cultivation of evil-type Pokémon. Zhao Tian opened the Pokémon luxury store and found it.Such a gem of evil is worth 30 yuan!
Zhao Tian quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Dawu, "Is Dawu here?"

"I'm here, Teacher Zhao!" Dawu replied.

"The gem of evil is too precious, please take it back!" Although Zhao Tian is greedy for money, he knows that some things cannot be taken away.

Dawu said: "For my family, Mr. Zhao's Arceus is much more precious than gems. Mr. Zhao doesn't have to worry about it. If Mr. Zhao really thinks it's hard to accept it, please promise me something."

Zhao Tian didn't dare to agree casually, and asked, "I don't know what you need to find me?"

"I heard from Emperor Dan that Mr. Zhao's cooking is delicious. I haven't had a vacation for a long time. I may have to rest after a while. Can I stay with you for a few days?"

When Zhao Tian heard this, it didn't matter, he sighed and said, "I see, welcome!"