My system can be changed

Chapter 271 Calorie Queen!

And Yu Dandie also got a blessing in disguise, and the star level was promoted from the previous A-level post-player to A-level No.3.

The two before Yu Dandie are all veteran singers, and they are incomparable with rising stars like her.

"It's gone up! It's the peak of A-level!"

The moment the new ranking was released, everyone in the entertainment circle who paid attention to Yu Dandie noticed how fast she was promoted.

Naturally, it cannot be compared with Ai Binghan, but it still created a miracle.

"Lin Haoyu, how much energy is there!"

Someone sat in front of the computer screen, thinking deeply about the fastest-promoted rookies recently, and Lin Haoyu was all behind them.

Obviously, it was Lin Haoyu who promoted these people's miracles.

"By the way, where is Brother Yu's ranking?"

The man was startled, and the mouse clicked immediately, and he didn't see Lin Haoyu's name until the S-level was almost turned to the bottom.

Ok?
Could it be that because of his high reputation, he jumped directly to the SS rank?

How can it be!

Smile contemptuously:
"It's not that I underestimate Brother Yu. This has been a practice since Huaxia has a star ranking. S-ranks have the right to be promoted only after they become No.1. There is no exception for anyone."

The same is true for the few SSS-level superstars today.

So he pulled the page back to the ranks of S-level stars and searched carefully for a long time before finally finding Lin Haoyu's name in an inconspicuous corner.

There are a total of more than 1000 S-level stars, and the last 500 of them are called latecomers. They are all based on luck. Once they are not famous, they will soon fall to A-level.

The first 300 people are called the mid-range, and they will not be left too far in the short term, but they are still very dangerous.

Only the S-level stars who are within the top 200 can say that they have truly gained a foothold. As long as there are no major problems, there is no problem staying for two or three years.

At this moment, Lin Haoyu is in a slightly awkward position——

The 8th place in the S class is one of the top few in the S class.

"Tsk, S-class No.8, this is also very powerful."

The viewers were all amazed at Lin Haoyu's promotion speed.

Just looking at his own influence, in fact, Lin Haoyu had already surpassed the previous seven, but due to insufficient time to ferment, he had to be ranked eighth.

At this time, on the stage.

Yu Dandie nodded along to the beat of the music, and smiled awkwardly, her cheeks were slightly red:

"This song is really embarrassing!"

Tsk, Yu Dandie smacked her lips, staring at Lin Haoyu with resentment on her face.

"This guy must want to see me make a fool of himself, so he deliberately gave me this kind of song."

It is correct to think this way, Lin Haoyu has many songs that can be exchanged in the system, why did he choose this song?

This is about to mention Lin Haoyu's bad taste.
"Ding! Host, please pay attention to your own psychological problems and correct them in time."

The system couldn't stand it any longer, and reluctantly gave a reminder.

Lin Haoyu ignored it directly, and smiled:
"Yu Dandie's expression should be very rich later."

Since it was Lin Haoyu's official song, Yu Dandie didn't have the guts to deny it.

Swish!
In an instant, all the lights were turned on, the prelude was finally played, and the title of the song appeared on the big screen——

"Calories."

That's right, it's the legendary divine comedy that burns my calories!
On the stage, Yu Dandie shrank her hand into her sleeve to cover her hot cheek out of shame:
"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up. Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry. Look at me in the magic mirror, where is my collarbone, I want to be beautiful, I want to be beautiful. Become a fan of thousands of people."

Surprisingly, all the people present held back their laughter.

"Pfft hahaha!"

Lin Haoyu couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the table wildly and laughed wantonly, which instantly detonated the laughter of the audience.

"Pfft."

"What are you laughing at, what's so funny?"

"Hahahahaha I don't know either, but I think it's funny when Brother Yu laughs!"

"Pfft, you fucking laughing fart, when you smile, I want to laugh too"

The audience finally came to the peak moment.

The Incineration Bureau detected that the ratings also reached a peak at the same time - 8.4%.

Apart from the annual Spring Festival Gala, it seems that this is the highest ratings in China in recent years.

Of course, the perverted news broadcasts and weather forecasts don't count.

"Boss, shall we continue watching?"

The inspector swallowed silently.

From just now until now, the inspection team leader has been watching Brother Yu's program in a daze, and even completely ignored the ratings for the rest of the time.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha! It's so fucking funny!"

The leader of the inspection team was full of praise, while laughing unrestrainedly.

Brother Yu's program is different, it has been hovering on the verge of being banned.

The reason why people banned the broadcast was that it violated some taboos. Fortunately, Lin Haoyu decided to ban the broadcast because the ratings almost scared the Incineration Bureau to death.
But in the end, the inspector saw the group leader smiling so presumptuously, so he gave up his idea of ​​banning the broadcast.

"Tsk, so, you will report to the director later and say that the ratings have broken the record and we can't deal with it."

The leader of the inspection team casually ordered, and then continued to laugh out loud.

At this point, the live broadcast has reached its climax.

Yu Dandie suppressed the helplessness in her heart, sighed and sang:

".burn my calories~"

boom!
In an instant, the entire audience almost died laughing.

"Yeah, it's rational without losing the atmosphere, it's Brother Yu's style of music and words."

On a certain station, a middle-aged man who claimed to be a music master chuckled, then realized that he was recording a program, and immediately nodded solemnly:
"The "Calorie" created by Brother Yu this time can be said to be a criticism of the current situation of modern women's excessive pursuit of beauty. It hits the nail on the head and hits the nail on the head."

Lin Haoyu never imagined that one day his songs would be interpreted by various so-called "brick artists".

Of course, Lu Xun still has a long way to go.

After Yu Dandie on the stage finally let go and sang a song, the audience couldn't help screaming loudly.

"Queen of Calories!"

"Queen of Calories!"

I don't know which talented childer was the first to call out this nickname, and suddenly the whole venue was full of shouts of "Queen of Calories".

So Yudandie finally got her own nickname - Calorie Queen.

After stepping off the stage, Yu Dandie ran directly to the changing room, looking helplessly at her face in the mirror, her cheeks were blushing, reaching to the base of her ears.

"Ahem, then let me just say a few words!"

Lin Haoyu suddenly stood up from his seat and spoke into the microphone.

All of a sudden, the audience was quiet for an instant, which was more effective than when Pharaoh came on stage.

Lin Haoyu nodded in satisfaction and said:
"I personally think that Yu Dandie's performance today is quite satisfactory, and he has also taken a huge step forward-everyone should know that Yu Dandie, a silly guy, was really good before."

Just halfway through speaking, Lin Haoyu stopped talking, and looked very calmly at Yu Dandie who suddenly ran out from the backstage, and immediately said calmly:
"It's really good! He's extremely talented and has worked hard, but the only shortcoming is that he didn't sing the essence of that line."

Essence?

The whole audience has never heard the soulful lyrics of the original version of "Society, I surpass my sister, and there are not many harsh words." Naturally, they don't know what the essence is.

Lin Haoyu cleared his throat, then picked up his microphone, and strode onto the stage.

"Wow!"

There was a carnival in the audience, Brother Yu, is he going to fight himself? !

Everyone gradually quieted down, staring expectantly at Brother Yu on the stage.

Lin Haoyu cleared his throat, and then deliberately coughed up a mouthful of thick phlegm in his throat:
"Ahem, burn my calories~!"

silence.

Everyone was stunned.

Fuck, is there such an operation?
Pfft ha ha ha ha!
Brother Yu, are you sure this isn't a joke?
"Hey, there is no broken sound, I made a mistake."

Lin Haoyu frowned slightly and walked off the stage, clicking his tongue in embarrassment.

That's right, Lin Haoyu's original idea was to deduce the essence, but who would have thought that even if he yelled a mouthful of thick phlegm in his throat and raised his falsetto to the highest level, he still couldn't break the sound.

"Sister Chaochao is really amazing."

Lin Haoyu sighed a few times, then turned on his mobile phone, and sent a new tweet:

""Calorie" and "Dust in Fireworks", two songs by students, I participated in the lyrics and singing, hope you support."

Swish!
As soon as the blog was posted, it immediately attracted the attention of major media.

The most exaggerated one is Yang Ma. Without further ado, Huaxia TV forwarded Lin Haoyu's tweet, and attached a sentence:

"Turn extra 'calories' into 'dust in the firework', king of music, you deserve it!"

Even though most of the people who saw this tweet at the moment were salted fish, and they must have never heard of these two songs, they still got a lot of hits.

After 1 minute, the number of readings exceeded 3; 5 minutes later, it exceeded 300 million; [-] minutes, it exceeded [-] million
Lin Haoyu, who was preparing to lead his protégé Hua Chenyu to the stage, didn't know that a tweet he posted at random almost made it to the trending list again.

At the scene, Lin Haoyu waved to the backstage, signaling Hua Chenyu to get on stage and get ready.

"It's time to play."

Hua Chenyu clenched the microphone tightly with excitement.

Although Lin Haoyu has seen Hua Chenyu's performance before, compared to the peak moment given by the system, it is the same, and even some places are even more perfect.

"Phew, it's the final after all, so we must concentrate on it."

Hua Chenyu silently wiped the sweat from his hands, and smiled to relieve a little tension:
"This time, we can only succeed, not fail!"

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