18-year-old dad: Activate the Shenhao system

Lou Chuanying opened the door of the office, put the handouts on the already messy desk, then picked up his thermos cup to get water from the water dispenser, and said without looking back: "It's your first time to come to school. Right? If you have something to say directly...couldn’t it be because you’re afraid?”

Wang Qiang grabbed a piece of A4 printing paper, picked up a pencil, wrote clumsily, and said with a smile: "Of course I am afraid. Who can be afraid of nothing? Humans have seven emotions and six desires." Well, a fairy girl like you shouldn't despise me just because of this."

puff……

Lou Chuanying almost spit out a sip of water, fairy girl?Wang Qiang, since when did your words become very frivolous?

But right away, Lou Chuanying turned around and found that Wang Qiang was writing something on a piece of white paper, and came over to take a look curiously. Immediately, Lou Chuanying couldn't move his eyes away, and the hairs all over his body exploded. .

Wang Qiang wrote: I suspect that your body is bugged, and it is not safe to talk on your mobile phone. You should pay attention to it in the future. Can you find a place for me to check you now?
Lou Chuanying looked at Wang Qiang in shock, and was speechless for a moment.

Wang Qiang's expression remained unchanged, he folded the white paper he had written on, and carefully kept silent, then he smiled and said, "Why are you staring at me so straightly? Although I also know that I am very handsome and very handsome. The charm of a man, but if you look at me so directly, I will still be shy."

Lou Chuanying's expression was a bit weird... Ma Dan, I didn't know before that Wang Qiang was such a flamboyant person, did he speak so shamelessly?Whether you are handsome or not, don't you have any doubts in your heart?

However, now that Wang Qiang has written the note, Lou Chuanying naturally understands that Wang Qiang is using words to cover up.

So Lou Chuanying said very cooperatively: "You can be shy even with such a thick skin? I don't believe it... Come, I will take you to a place to see how shy you really are."

Nimei, I told you to cooperate with me, not to hate me!

But Wang Qiang has no good way, even if he is to hate him, he is to cooperate with him... Okay, let's see who can beat the other.Dude, I really don’t believe it. Dude came back from time travel in 2019. I didn’t miss the Tucao conference, the talk show conference, and any connotation jokes. I have mastered so many internet jokes. I’m afraid I can’t beat you in 2003. Can't the big beauty be made?
Come!Get up!

So Wang Qiang stood up cooperatively, and said cooperatively: "You are not going to take me to the women's bathroom, are you? Ha, if you want to say this, I won't be sleepy."

I bother!

Lou Chuanying didn't know whether to laugh or cry, how dare you think about returning you to the women's restroom... that's a beautiful idea!

After giving Wang Qiang an angry look, Lou Chuanying spat, "Are you still shameless?"

Wang Qiang immediately hugged his shoulders pretending to be afraid, and said in surprise: "Sister, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person... If you want to take me to the women's bathroom, I will bear it, but I never expected that you Are you still selling human organs?"

What's the mess?Also selling human organs...how do you guys talk?How can I say something so weird and frustrating?
Also, you are hugging your shoulders... what kind of posture is it?You are a 1.9-meter tall man like a giant bear, you pose like this in front of me, a 1.7-meter little girl?Don't you think... weird?

Lou Chuanying's scalp was suddenly numb by Wang Qiang's show, and he looked at Wang Qiang with dazed eyes, and was unable to speak for a while.

Wang Qiang shrugged and said, "I have face, but you still ask me if I want face? Why are you a face trafficker?"

Human face... a trafficker?
There was a pause in her mind, and then Lou Chuanying realized the meaning of Wang Qiang's words just now, and then she understood what it means to sell human organs... It was caused by her saying that you should be shameless.

Tianxiu!

This brain hole!
Big brother, it's a pity that you don't write novels because of your talent!
After Lou Chuanying finally came to his senses, he was immediately shocked by Wang Qiang's astonishing and strange brain circuit. Chest, it was crackling when Wang Qiang slapped it.

"I didn't realize before that you can be so funny." Lou Chuanying smiled for a long time before wiping away her tears.

"That means you still know too little about me, big sister," Wang Qiang said with a resentful face, "Look at you, how perfunctory you are to me, you only know me on my face, hey , but this is something that can’t be helped, and I can’t blame you entirely. After all, my face is so handsome. You know me so well that you don’t want to do it anymore. I’m so handsome that it’s a foul ah……"

puff……

Lou Chuanying just stopped laughing, and suddenly burst into laughter again, the branches of laughter trembled wildly, patting Wang Qiang's pectoralis major muscles desperately, but he couldn't stop the urge to laugh wildly, he burst into tears directly, and couldn't breathe from laughing , laughing out the goose cry.

After a while, Lou Chuanying finally recovered from the maniacal laughter again. This time she was laughing so weakly that she was limp in Wang Qiang's arms. Seeing Wang Qiang's pectoralis major muscles slipped to the ground - but Lou Chuanying hadn't recovered yet, so he didn't realize that Wang Qiang's face had changed, and he was trying his best to control his breathing, because Lou Chuanying Now the whole person sticks to Wang Qiang without reservation.

"You villain! Don't make people laugh anymore! Do you hear me? They're going to die laughing!" Lou Chuanying weakly warned Wang Qiang, but there was still a smile on the corners of his lips, nostalgia in his eyes, and a coquettish tone. All the meanings indicate that she, Lou Chuanying, has begun to fall.

"Okay, okay, my goddess, I won't make you laugh in my way, but you have to make sure that you are not allowed to take me to the women's bathroom, and you are not allowed to sell me face. I have face, so you sell it again." Give me a face, and then I will have a second face." Wang Qiang swallowed, and said casually.

puff……

Lou Chuanying suddenly burst into laughter again, the kind that he couldn't help it.

Wang Qiang was very helpless, this time he really didn't intend to be funny, the last sentence was completely slobbery, without a trace of laughter... I don't know why Lou Chuanying suddenly loves to laugh so much.

DNA In fact, Lou Chuanying's laughing point is so low now, in fact, it was just a sudden hilarious joke in 2019 by Wang Qiang, which opened the door to laughing, so that now even her heart defense has been lowered, and she didn't realize it Now she looks like a koala, almost hanging on Wang Qiang's body.