Pokémon I can evolve into an elf

Ding Dong!

Host: You get an elf fish.

Attributes: It can clear away heat and detoxify, and instantly restore the will of any spirit who is frustrated.

Can the memory of this green caterpillar be restored?

Host: This is perfectly fine.

There is such a good thing, where is the elf fish?

Didn't you say that I got an elf fish?
Host: This elf fish is right next to you.

Huang Xiaoming was taken aback then, how could he be by his side?

This is too amazing.

But things are like this, this elf fish is really by Huang Xiao's side.

How to use this?

Host: Elf fish can only devour it directly, and cannot undergo fusion evolution.

Huang Xiaoming was speechless when he heard such words, does he really want to eat like this?
This so-called elf fish is no different from a real fish, except that it can speak human language.

You bastard, let me go, don't grab me, I'm going to the water, you bastard.

Huang Xiaoming, the elf fish, kept shouting this in his hands.

Huang Xiaoming was speechless when he saw this, how to eat it, it looks like a living person, can he bite it down by himself?
But seeing the green caterpillar over here, Huang Xiaoming's mood at this moment is very complicated.

Huang Xiaoming finally closed his eyes, bit off the head of the human-speaking elf fish in one bite, and devoured it directly.

And this elf fish without a fish head can still talk.

Do you know ventriloquism?
I just know ventriloquism, you hateful human actually took my head off, give it back quickly.

I ate all of this head, and we will give it back to you. Don’t tell me you have no head, can you still be alive?
We don't have any head to live on, but if we don't stay in the water for a long time, we will die.

But you just swallowed my head like this without stirring it up, my fish head will not die.

It will come out when it's time to poop.

what?
what did you say?
How is this possible, let me eat it in my stomach and still be alive, how is this possible.

Believe it or not, it doesn't matter, you better put me down, you coward.

Fuck you, I'll let you down, there's no door.

Huang Xiaoming just wanted to put this guy in his mouth and eat it this time. After chewing it, nothing will happen, right?

Thinking of this, Huang Xiaoming thought so.

You are so evil that you want to chew me up, you are really too bad, if you don't eat me, I will be an adult in seven days?
What? ? ? ?

You will be an adult in seven days?

How did you become human?

We elves, elves, were originally able to transform humans. The moment we were able to speak, I began to convert. But that is, if we want to jump out of the water, we must be on the shore.

If there is no head, then we have to go into the water from the walk, otherwise, I will die soon, but if there is an elf, we will not die, we can slowly recover from the elf, and over time, we will be able to grow a new head.

Now that Huang Xiaoming understands these things, it turns out that this is the situation.

Elf fish, actually I don't want to eat yours either, but I can't do it!

My elves are poisoned, only you can detoxify, then I can only eat you, otherwise, my elves will not be able to wake up.

Do you have elves too?
Are you a trainer?

I am a trainer.

Wow!You are amazing, you are a trainer, this is really great, I am looking for a human being to be my master.

Just you, you still want to find a human trainer to be your master, go ahead and dream, you don’t even have a head, who will choose you.

Trainer, don't say that, it will do us a lot of good.

Not only will I make you Baidu unclear, but I can also help you when you are in trouble.

Hahahaha...

For a little thing like you, you dare to say such big words and help me when I am in danger. This is completely a fantasy.

Trainer, don't believe me, I can really help you, just let me be your elf?

If you become my elf, I'm afraid your conditions are not enough, your proposal is weak, you are easily captured by others, what use is I for you, don't implicate me.

Trainer, don't you want your elf to return to normal?
Although I can't restore all your elves, this green caterpillar is completely fine for me.

Huang Xiaoming was taken aback when he heard this, this little thing struggled under his feet just now, and bit off his headband, this guy actually dared to say such big words, he laughed his ass off.

The elf saw that Huang Xiaoming didn't believe him, and in a fit of rage, he made his body bigger all at once.

Like a felt balloon.

Huang Xiaoming was a little surprised when he saw this, this headless elf fish, you can still live like this, you can be considered a strong fish.

Seeing him like this now, Huang Xiaoming really admires him.

For the sake of your appearance, I will let you go, and you can go into the water.

I don't want you to let me go, I will go by myself.

Since you don't believe me, I want to prove my strength to you.

It was raining on the elf fish, and the raindrops kept spraying on the green caterpillar below, but the green caterpillar was still screaming: tick, tick.

But when the rain passed, the green caterpillar didn't speak, and suddenly wrapped its body around the ground, motionless.

This really frightened Huang Xiaoming, what the hell is going on, the green caterpillar will be fine, right?

Huang Xiaoming didn't bother to pay attention to the elf fish at the moment, and went directly towards the green worm.

When Huang Xiaoming was trying to calm down the green caterpillar, he suddenly found that the green caterpillar jumped up suddenly.

He almost hit Huang Xiaoming on the head.

Huang Xiaoming quickly stepped back.

Brother, we are in the upper place, why am I here.

Who is this headless little man next to him, who can still walk around.

Huang Xiaoming was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't react immediately.

Brother, what's wrong with you, why are you in a daze.

The bastard is really you, are you really awake?
Brother, come here now, wake up, what's going on?

Didn't I just fall asleep?

At this moment Huang Xiaoming really knew that the green caterpillar had woken up, it was really great, he finally had this elf by his side.

Trainer, can you accept me now?

When Huang Xiaoming turned around and saw it, he was shocked. It turned out to be a villain without a head, and he was actually wearing a skirt.

I rely on!

What the hell am I doing?
How could there be a headless corpse behind him, and he could still walk in alive? Isn't this scaring people to death?

You are human or ghost, what the hell are you.

Trainer, why are you so forgetful, I just gave you a bite of the human-headed elf fish.

What, you are the elf fish whose head was swallowed, how is this possible, were you not in a balloon state just now?

How did he become a person all of a sudden?

The eldest brother is indeed him, I can see it clearly, I was beside him when he transformed, but you didn't pay attention, eldest brother.

Trainer, you believe it now, can you accept me as your elf?

I beg you?