Underworld Pass
Chapter 401 Bad luck, aunt, please let me go
In Linhai Central People's Park, Ye Fan was sitting on a bench on one side, with a lit cigarette in his hand, watching the legend of the phoenix sounded one after another, watching one after another aunts getting ready, dancing their feet, rehearsing the legendary square dance.
'Sir, are you sure you want to wait here until dark? '
"if not!"
After Ye Fan exhaled a puff of smoke rings, he said with a smile, "I'm in bad luck right now. You want me to go out and do things by myself. Please, I won't give you a chance to trick me. I haven't settled with you for the women's clothing thing last time!"
'The women's dress is your own curiosity, sir, and not my fault. '
Jarvis argued hard, and Ye Fan couldn't help but raised his hand and said: "It's too late, I'm too lazy to talk to you—er—then what, sister, I said I didn't mean it, don't you believe it?"
With a grunt, Ye Fan swallowed his saliva, looked at the hem of the skirt raised by him in astonishment, regretted in his heart, why was he so careless, and lowered his head in shame.What to do!
Ye Fan hurriedly withdrew his hand, looked at this average-looking girl, her face was flushed with heavy makeup, she raised her hand and wanted to slap him, Ye Fan hurriedly stepped aside, and said: "What kind of girl, buddy, I'm out of luck now, so what, if I touch you, you won't suffer, I'll give you money!"
Ugh?
The slap that was about to fall fell leisurely, this girl carefully looked at Ye Fan's clothes, her eyes became brighter!
She snorted angrily, and said, "Two thousand, there is no way less!"
"it is good!"
Ye Fan agreed without saying a word, the girl was startled, and said in astonishment: "Huh!? You, you don't bargain!"
"Uh—here, can we still negotiate on this matter?"
"Of course I can. I usually have a lot of haggling when I pick up customers-bah, why am I telling you so much, give me the money!"
"Jarvis—"
'Sir, the transfer has been completed. '
"What Jarvis?"
The girl looked at Ye Fan strangely, saw Ye Fan looking at her with cold sweat on his face, and said: "Take a look at your mobile phone, it has already been credited."
"You want to coax me, you think my IQ is something you can humiliate—Huh?"
The girl took out her mobile phone which vibrated strangely, and looked at it, ah, it is true, the text message reminded that the bank card received 2000 yuan, she looked at Ye Fan in surprise, but there was no shadow of Ye Fan at this time, the girl said strangely: "So generous, I knew I would take him to eat and drink, I must be willing to give the money, alas, Brother Fan, where have you been?"
Standing in the square dance group, Ye Fan really stands out from the crowd, dancing with a group of old women, really looking at the girl in a long black dress looking for him in the People's Square with a face of shame, couldn't help swallowing again.
This bad luck is really not covered.
This happened to meet a girl who had already lost her footing. If this was wronged, the consequences would be disastrous.
"Hey, it's you again, young man, you're pretending to be so serious today, are you here to dance?"
what! ?
Ye Fan turned his head to look, oh shit, it's that aunt again!
"Yeah, I have nothing to do, come out and dance."
Ye Fan rubbed his nose embarrassingly, damn, it's bad luck, don't make any trouble.
To be honest, Ye Fan's heart beat faster when he was stared at by the aunt's passionate eyes!
Whoops, let me go, when will my buddy kill all the young and old, do you want to be so tough, this aunt is almost sixty, wearing a short skirt, basking in her 'beautiful legs' and having big waves, the powder on her face is estimated to be three catties thick.
Especially when she looked at Ye Fan with a smirk from time to time, Ye Fan's heart was flustered just by looking at it.
But the girl who stumbled outside is still looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, Ye Fan is really going to be confused, isn't it, bad luck is really so awesome! ?
"Young man, I've seen how talented you are, so what, do you have a date?"
"Ah!? That, talking about—"
"That's right!"
"Forget it, let it be."
"How about, auntie will introduce you, it's really pretty!"
"Huh? It's not aunt, don't drag me—I—"
Ye Fan also wanted to explain pancreatic cancer. In fact, he has girls, and all of them are of the highest quality. The key point is that the aunt is so kind, so she dragged Ye Fan along in a big stride. After a while, the person arrived in front of a milk tea shop not far away. He pointed at a girl with freckles and a slightly bloated figure in the milk tea shop, and said to Ye Fan, "How about it, my girl, isn't she beautiful!"
"Uh——Auntie, what, I, my stomach hurts!"
"There is a bathroom behind the milk tea shop, young man, it's not good for you to be like this, don't look at my daughter with the eyes of ordinary people, she is extremely beautiful!"
"It's not aunt, you are so enthusiastic, I, I don't even have a house, and I live in low-rent housing!"
"What's the matter, young man, my family has a house and a car, so I won't treat you badly!"
"Huh!? Auntie, I'm a man, I have dignity, I'm not a door-to-door son-in-law!"
"What are you afraid of? Come with aunt, I guarantee you will be so satisfied!"
"Mom, aunt—"
Ye Fan is really speechless, it's bad luck, your uncle, so uh--exquisite girl, buddy really can't bear it, please let me go.
Ye Fan was speechless, how could he know that the aunt is a person who knows the goods, Baida Cuili recognized it at a glance, the first time she saw Ye Fan, the aunt's eyes lit up, this time she managed to catch him, how could she let him go!
In fact, Ye Fan was also very bitter in his heart. This aunt can't be beaten or scolded. It's not dark yet, and it's impossible to try to make her faint. What's more, it's a big crowd, what's the matter if she fainted by himself.
'Sir, you won't be disappointed'
'Jarvis, your sister, cheated me again! '
Ye Fan reluctantly followed his aunt to the milk tea shop. With a drooping face, Ye Fan inadvertently saw a girl in the milk tea shop wearing a plaid-style pink apron with a big ponytail dyed wine red. She had a sweet face and a flawless white girl.
what--
Ye Fan, whose eyes lit up, looked at the girl in surprise, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Sexy and flirtatious, it can be described as protruding forward and backward, with an S-curved figure, sweet and pleasant face, and a quiet temperament.
No matter which one it is, they all have an indescribable attraction to Ye Fan. This one is really the best.
'Sir, I didn't cheat you, please don't doubt my loyalty to you anymore, this one is the aunt's daughter! '
When Jarvis's voice came over, Ye Fan just nodded, and tidied up the broken hair that had just been tidied up, and was dragged by the aunt who thought he was very chic.
"Girl, girl, look, here comes the one I found for you, this time you are absolutely satisfied, hahaha——"
The aunt excitedly called out to Zhang Qing in the milk tea shop, she smiled happily, because the aunt looked at Ye Fan and was very satisfied with her precious girl.
Tsk tsk, I made it, this is a wealthy son-in-law, if nothing unexpected happened to her, just his suit, not worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, not to mention the watch, and the pair of leather shoes with emerald diamonds on his feet, they are definitely genuine.
The net worth is at least tens of millions, otherwise she would not be willing to take advantage of this. Besides, she could see clearly just now that this handsome guy is still very low-key, and he still uses a Range Rover that is only over a million.
Who would believe that he has no house or car?
"Mom, I'm in business!"
Zhang Qing replied without turning her head, that coquettish voice made Ye Fan's liver tremble, ouch, not bad!
It seems that my brother today is not to mention the bad luck, but it is also the luck of the peach blossoms.
"What business are you still doing, young man, wait a minute, I'll call her out!"
Auntie smiled warmly at Ye Fan, Ye Fan smiled slightly and nodded his head, but also his brain twitched, and said: "Mom, hurry up."
The aunt's face brightened, and she said, "Oh, yes, yes."
'Sir, your skin is getting thicker! '
Jarvis judged Ye Fan's performance in this way.
Ye Fan didn't pay attention to Jarvis, because the beautiful woman had already looked over at this moment, gave him a surprised look, and said, "Don't mess around with your relatives, go, I don't like you!"
what! ?
Just as Ye Fan was standing proudly in front of the milk tea shop, thinking that he was showing off Jarvis' flattering charm, the girl's words were like a pot of cold water poured over him, causing Ye Fan to be stunned.
Look down on me! ?
what! ?
Dude, I still don't like you, let me show you what my buddy is capable of today!
'Sir, I already told you that you were in danger, and I helped you contact Miss Zhou Xiaonan, Li Mengyao, Zou Shijun, Zhou Hui, Li Hui, and Wang Ziwen who are currently in Linhai. It is expected that these ladies will arrive within three, five, six, and 10 minutes respectively. Please wait a moment. '
Ye Fan, who was about to say something, was stunned at the time, and said in astonishment: "No, Jarvis, what do you mean, you are making trouble!" '
'Sir, isn't it time for you to be a man? '
Jarvis asked in surprise.
'ha! ?No, you misunderstood, sir, I mean, she doesn't like me, buddy will let her see your true charm, Brother Fan, that's not what it means, damn it, you bastard, just add trouble to me! '
'Sorry sir, I judged your emotional performance just now to be like this, but the call has already been made, and I marked it as urgent! '
Jarvis said apologetically.
Ye Fan was stunned, what to do, what to do! ?
After Zhang Qing gave Ye Fan a weird look, she said to the aunt, "Mom, I told you, I have someone I like in my heart. One day, he will step on the colorful clouds to pick me up!"
well! ?
Ye Fan, who was feeling a little frustrated, trembled when he heard this, and said in surprise, "You're talking about monkeys!?"
'Sir, are you sure you want to wait here until dark? '
"if not!"
After Ye Fan exhaled a puff of smoke rings, he said with a smile, "I'm in bad luck right now. You want me to go out and do things by myself. Please, I won't give you a chance to trick me. I haven't settled with you for the women's clothing thing last time!"
'The women's dress is your own curiosity, sir, and not my fault. '
Jarvis argued hard, and Ye Fan couldn't help but raised his hand and said: "It's too late, I'm too lazy to talk to you—er—then what, sister, I said I didn't mean it, don't you believe it?"
With a grunt, Ye Fan swallowed his saliva, looked at the hem of the skirt raised by him in astonishment, regretted in his heart, why was he so careless, and lowered his head in shame.What to do!
Ye Fan hurriedly withdrew his hand, looked at this average-looking girl, her face was flushed with heavy makeup, she raised her hand and wanted to slap him, Ye Fan hurriedly stepped aside, and said: "What kind of girl, buddy, I'm out of luck now, so what, if I touch you, you won't suffer, I'll give you money!"
Ugh?
The slap that was about to fall fell leisurely, this girl carefully looked at Ye Fan's clothes, her eyes became brighter!
She snorted angrily, and said, "Two thousand, there is no way less!"
"it is good!"
Ye Fan agreed without saying a word, the girl was startled, and said in astonishment: "Huh!? You, you don't bargain!"
"Uh—here, can we still negotiate on this matter?"
"Of course I can. I usually have a lot of haggling when I pick up customers-bah, why am I telling you so much, give me the money!"
"Jarvis—"
'Sir, the transfer has been completed. '
"What Jarvis?"
The girl looked at Ye Fan strangely, saw Ye Fan looking at her with cold sweat on his face, and said: "Take a look at your mobile phone, it has already been credited."
"You want to coax me, you think my IQ is something you can humiliate—Huh?"
The girl took out her mobile phone which vibrated strangely, and looked at it, ah, it is true, the text message reminded that the bank card received 2000 yuan, she looked at Ye Fan in surprise, but there was no shadow of Ye Fan at this time, the girl said strangely: "So generous, I knew I would take him to eat and drink, I must be willing to give the money, alas, Brother Fan, where have you been?"
Standing in the square dance group, Ye Fan really stands out from the crowd, dancing with a group of old women, really looking at the girl in a long black dress looking for him in the People's Square with a face of shame, couldn't help swallowing again.
This bad luck is really not covered.
This happened to meet a girl who had already lost her footing. If this was wronged, the consequences would be disastrous.
"Hey, it's you again, young man, you're pretending to be so serious today, are you here to dance?"
what! ?
Ye Fan turned his head to look, oh shit, it's that aunt again!
"Yeah, I have nothing to do, come out and dance."
Ye Fan rubbed his nose embarrassingly, damn, it's bad luck, don't make any trouble.
To be honest, Ye Fan's heart beat faster when he was stared at by the aunt's passionate eyes!
Whoops, let me go, when will my buddy kill all the young and old, do you want to be so tough, this aunt is almost sixty, wearing a short skirt, basking in her 'beautiful legs' and having big waves, the powder on her face is estimated to be three catties thick.
Especially when she looked at Ye Fan with a smirk from time to time, Ye Fan's heart was flustered just by looking at it.
But the girl who stumbled outside is still looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, Ye Fan is really going to be confused, isn't it, bad luck is really so awesome! ?
"Young man, I've seen how talented you are, so what, do you have a date?"
"Ah!? That, talking about—"
"That's right!"
"Forget it, let it be."
"How about, auntie will introduce you, it's really pretty!"
"Huh? It's not aunt, don't drag me—I—"
Ye Fan also wanted to explain pancreatic cancer. In fact, he has girls, and all of them are of the highest quality. The key point is that the aunt is so kind, so she dragged Ye Fan along in a big stride. After a while, the person arrived in front of a milk tea shop not far away. He pointed at a girl with freckles and a slightly bloated figure in the milk tea shop, and said to Ye Fan, "How about it, my girl, isn't she beautiful!"
"Uh——Auntie, what, I, my stomach hurts!"
"There is a bathroom behind the milk tea shop, young man, it's not good for you to be like this, don't look at my daughter with the eyes of ordinary people, she is extremely beautiful!"
"It's not aunt, you are so enthusiastic, I, I don't even have a house, and I live in low-rent housing!"
"What's the matter, young man, my family has a house and a car, so I won't treat you badly!"
"Huh!? Auntie, I'm a man, I have dignity, I'm not a door-to-door son-in-law!"
"What are you afraid of? Come with aunt, I guarantee you will be so satisfied!"
"Mom, aunt—"
Ye Fan is really speechless, it's bad luck, your uncle, so uh--exquisite girl, buddy really can't bear it, please let me go.
Ye Fan was speechless, how could he know that the aunt is a person who knows the goods, Baida Cuili recognized it at a glance, the first time she saw Ye Fan, the aunt's eyes lit up, this time she managed to catch him, how could she let him go!
In fact, Ye Fan was also very bitter in his heart. This aunt can't be beaten or scolded. It's not dark yet, and it's impossible to try to make her faint. What's more, it's a big crowd, what's the matter if she fainted by himself.
'Sir, you won't be disappointed'
'Jarvis, your sister, cheated me again! '
Ye Fan reluctantly followed his aunt to the milk tea shop. With a drooping face, Ye Fan inadvertently saw a girl in the milk tea shop wearing a plaid-style pink apron with a big ponytail dyed wine red. She had a sweet face and a flawless white girl.
what--
Ye Fan, whose eyes lit up, looked at the girl in surprise, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Sexy and flirtatious, it can be described as protruding forward and backward, with an S-curved figure, sweet and pleasant face, and a quiet temperament.
No matter which one it is, they all have an indescribable attraction to Ye Fan. This one is really the best.
'Sir, I didn't cheat you, please don't doubt my loyalty to you anymore, this one is the aunt's daughter! '
When Jarvis's voice came over, Ye Fan just nodded, and tidied up the broken hair that had just been tidied up, and was dragged by the aunt who thought he was very chic.
"Girl, girl, look, here comes the one I found for you, this time you are absolutely satisfied, hahaha——"
The aunt excitedly called out to Zhang Qing in the milk tea shop, she smiled happily, because the aunt looked at Ye Fan and was very satisfied with her precious girl.
Tsk tsk, I made it, this is a wealthy son-in-law, if nothing unexpected happened to her, just his suit, not worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, not to mention the watch, and the pair of leather shoes with emerald diamonds on his feet, they are definitely genuine.
The net worth is at least tens of millions, otherwise she would not be willing to take advantage of this. Besides, she could see clearly just now that this handsome guy is still very low-key, and he still uses a Range Rover that is only over a million.
Who would believe that he has no house or car?
"Mom, I'm in business!"
Zhang Qing replied without turning her head, that coquettish voice made Ye Fan's liver tremble, ouch, not bad!
It seems that my brother today is not to mention the bad luck, but it is also the luck of the peach blossoms.
"What business are you still doing, young man, wait a minute, I'll call her out!"
Auntie smiled warmly at Ye Fan, Ye Fan smiled slightly and nodded his head, but also his brain twitched, and said: "Mom, hurry up."
The aunt's face brightened, and she said, "Oh, yes, yes."
'Sir, your skin is getting thicker! '
Jarvis judged Ye Fan's performance in this way.
Ye Fan didn't pay attention to Jarvis, because the beautiful woman had already looked over at this moment, gave him a surprised look, and said, "Don't mess around with your relatives, go, I don't like you!"
what! ?
Just as Ye Fan was standing proudly in front of the milk tea shop, thinking that he was showing off Jarvis' flattering charm, the girl's words were like a pot of cold water poured over him, causing Ye Fan to be stunned.
Look down on me! ?
what! ?
Dude, I still don't like you, let me show you what my buddy is capable of today!
'Sir, I already told you that you were in danger, and I helped you contact Miss Zhou Xiaonan, Li Mengyao, Zou Shijun, Zhou Hui, Li Hui, and Wang Ziwen who are currently in Linhai. It is expected that these ladies will arrive within three, five, six, and 10 minutes respectively. Please wait a moment. '
Ye Fan, who was about to say something, was stunned at the time, and said in astonishment: "No, Jarvis, what do you mean, you are making trouble!" '
'Sir, isn't it time for you to be a man? '
Jarvis asked in surprise.
'ha! ?No, you misunderstood, sir, I mean, she doesn't like me, buddy will let her see your true charm, Brother Fan, that's not what it means, damn it, you bastard, just add trouble to me! '
'Sorry sir, I judged your emotional performance just now to be like this, but the call has already been made, and I marked it as urgent! '
Jarvis said apologetically.
Ye Fan was stunned, what to do, what to do! ?
After Zhang Qing gave Ye Fan a weird look, she said to the aunt, "Mom, I told you, I have someone I like in my heart. One day, he will step on the colorful clouds to pick me up!"
well! ?
Ye Fan, who was feeling a little frustrated, trembled when he heard this, and said in surprise, "You're talking about monkeys!?"
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