Underworld Pass
Chapter 372 These Zombies Are So Cute
"can."
One of them, Fei Zang, stood up and looked at Ye Fan, actually talking to Ye Fan.
The strange thing is that even Jarvis couldn't figure out what Fei Zhan was talking about, he just opened his mouth and babbled a lot, but Ye Fan could hear it clearly.
Jarvis could only attribute this incident to Ye Fan's status as King Yama, otherwise, he really couldn't think of any other reason.
"If possible, let's talk about it!"
Ye Fan lit a cigarette, sat down on a flat stone with a smile on his face, and said, "My name is Ye Fan. Although I'm not from this area, I'm a guest from afar. You should show the most basic way of hospitality!"
Ugh?
These flying stiffs looked at Ye Fan strangely, and one of them murmured: "Could it be possible to catch someone and suck blood for him? But the blood of wild beasts that we usually suck, there is no one in this hundred-mile radius!"
And Ye Fan, who heard this way of hospitality, had a black line on his face, hey, I'm going, this is how these guys treat guests?My good boy, that Brother Fan dare not enjoy it!
"Don't, don't, I'm not a zombie, so I don't suck blood."
Ye Fan just stopped the words of these guys, and said: "Well, it seems that it doesn't make sense to you, how about this, between us, let's open the skylight and talk brightly, I, Ye Fan, came here for the death jade near your golden coffin, and you, let's negotiate a price."
"Fuck—"
"This guy is awesome, dare to come and make a deal with our zombies!"
"Is he a human race?"
"It seems to be, but what I can't figure out is why this guy is so pushy, he even dares to break into our territory, and even has the idea of a treasure hidden by our king."
"I don't know, but his courage is quite big, and I admire him a little bit."
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Ye Fan just listened to the thoughts of these guys with a speechless face, with black lines all over his forehead.
"It seems that the level of the few of you is not enough!"
Ye Fan rubbed his chin strangely, and said to Jarvis at the same time: "Put the cards out, and besides, get me all the steel armors that can be used from Stark!" '
'Okay, sir, as you wish, but the Iron Armor needs to arrive within one hour and three 10 minutes, I don't know if I can wait in a hurry! ',
'Can! '
Ye Fan nodded, and only saw behind him, the modified version of the anti-Hulk armor, and three MK3 hardcover versions had appeared behind him at this time. Like zombies, they had no vital signs, and when they appeared with steel armor, they made those few fly stiff and looked cautious.
"This guy is not simple, but his subordinates don't seem to be zombies!"
"Yeah, I haven't seen it before, maybe it's a new breed."
"I don't know!"
"Why don't you ask?"
"We asked him what he would say!"
A few froze, seem to have forgotten at this time, Ye Fan can talk to them, and even understand their words, whispering one by one, especially in the blood red eyes, after seeing the steel battle armor one by one.
"Cough-cough-"
Ye Fan was a little speechless when he thought that these people might have a pit in their heads, so he just said: "Then what, what I want to say is, is your level not enough? After all, you guys can decide the treasure of your boss. If you can, we can talk about a trade."
"Trading? How to trade!"
You Feizhu stood up and looked at Ye Fan strangely.
"I have a lot of high-tech gadgets, such as this!"
Ye Fan opened the gate of the underworld, and he was inside, but he prepared a lot of entertainment for many ghosts in their spare time, such as some high-tech products such as tablets and movie projectors. At this time, what Ye Fan took out was a movie projector.
Just listening to the conversations of these zombies, it seems that they have not really come into contact with human society. Naturally, they have never seen these things.
And this projector with huge cloud storage stores at least tens of thousands of movies, whether it is a five-star movie or a one-star bad movie, there are countless movies, and the first movie that Ye Fan showed at this time seems to be the first movie of Uncle Ying's Mr. Zombie.
After the Shaw Brothers icon accompanied by the word SB appeared, the movie began to be screened normally, and the picture projected on the wall was so lifelike that the few who watched it froze with bewildered faces. ,
"Huh? This, this shit is a zombie, what nonsense, how can a zombie be so weak!"
"It looks a bit similar, but why do you wear court clothes? Could it be that people in the secular world think that only officials can become zombies? It's ridiculous!"
"It's nonsense!"
"Hmm, yes, it should be nonsense."
"Hey, let me go, this method looks so-so."
"Yeah, this is too ordinary, tsk tsk, what is it, this defeats the zombies, how is it possible!"
"What a weak chicken."
"Yes and yes and—"
Ye Fan watched the flying stiffs possessed by these complaining stars from one side, and felt chills in his heart. In other words, if he could not understand the zombies, Ye Fan would never have thought that these guys who have not communicated with people for hundreds of years are so talkative and so good at complaining.
If this is living in the era of the internet, these guys are probably the best example of trolls, each of them can really troll, even the special effects of Uncle Ying's era have been sprayed into scum by a few flying zombies!
I don't know if Uncle Ying is here, looking at his masterpiece, and being sprayed again and again like this, whether Uncle Ying's glass heart can bear it.
Ye Fan, who pressed the pause button, just grabbed the projector in his hand, looked at these flying stiffs with a smile, grinned, and said, "How about it, this thing should be good!"
"Why not?"
"Yeah, why is it gone!"
A few stiffs were about to complain, Ye Fan hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "Wait, stop, stop! This thing was just put away by me, so the picture is naturally gone. Now, let's talk about our deal!"
"What do you want, you can give us the thing in your hand!"
You Feizhu opened his mouth, looking at the projector in Ye Fan's hand, his heart was very excited, of course, the premise was that he still had a heartbeat.
"It's very simple!"
Ye Fan grinned and said, "Death Jade, I only want Necrosis Jade!"
"Death Jade? What is that!"
"Yeah, never heard of it!"
"He seems to have said just now that it should be those gadgets stored by Wang."
"It seems so, can that thing be exchanged for his treasure?"
"It seems to be. How about we go get some dollars?"
"Yes and yes and!"
After discussing for a while, the Flying Zombies didn't seem to feel anything when they saw Ye Fan tilting his head and aiming at him. One of them snorted and said, "One piece for one of yours!"
What the hell!
Now it's really Ye Fan's turn to be confused, hey, I'll go, these zombies are really local rich, so generous!
A projector is only a few dollars, and the ones sold on a certain cat, a certain treasure, and a certain east are only a few thousand yuan. If you buy it in large quantities like Ye Fan did, you can get a [-]% discount.
Ye Fan's eyes lit up, he glanced at the projector in his hand, and after turning around, he said: "No, I just want to exchange one piece for my baby. Do you think my baby is so worthless?"
"Then, how do you want to change it!"
It seems that the treasures in Ye Fan's hands are very exciting, and they are all like bumpkins who have never seen the market. This group of Fei Zong only looked at Ye Fan eagerly in front of them.
No way, in fact, they also wanted to rush over at the beginning and swallow Ye Fan, a great tonic for walking, but there was always a strange aura about this fellow, which made them dare not move around.
Therefore, they didn't do anything, especially after seeing Ye Fan's bodyguards, that is, the MK3 and anti-Hulk armor behind him, they had a deeper understanding of Ye Fan's capital.
Of course, the most important thing is that Ye Fan will communicate with them. This is really commendable!
"One exchange for three, you know, there are quite a lot of movies stored in my machine, even foreigners with blonde hair and blue eyes!"
"Of course, there are also pictures of them fighting on the bed!"
Ye Fan said persuasively, if Qingming and others were here, they would be ashamed. It seems that His Highness is going to fool people, uh, fool zombies again.
"Is this—"
Several Fei Zang looked at each other, one of them nodded slightly, and said: "It seems to be quite cheap, and there is no use for us to keep that thing, except to brighten the light."
"Yeah, it's not as real as this one."
Each of them made up their minds and wanted the projector in Ye Fan's hand. Of course, they were even more curious about what the blond girls Ye Fan said looked like, and each of them had already begun to sketch that kind of picture in their minds.
However, the knowledge is too low to outline it.
"How about it, hurry up, it's all old men's, why are you messing around like a woman, oh yes, just remind me, besides foreigners, there are also Orientals!"
Ye Fan raised his eyebrows, and handed it to these Fei Zang. After the men knew how to look, those Fei Zang stared blankly, not understanding what he meant.
Uh--
How stupid to forget they are zombies!
"Cough-cough-"
With a dry cough, Ye Fan covered up his embarrassment, and then said: "In short, it is the very attractive one. I guarantee that you guys will be addicted to it."
One of them, Fei Zang, stood up and looked at Ye Fan, actually talking to Ye Fan.
The strange thing is that even Jarvis couldn't figure out what Fei Zhan was talking about, he just opened his mouth and babbled a lot, but Ye Fan could hear it clearly.
Jarvis could only attribute this incident to Ye Fan's status as King Yama, otherwise, he really couldn't think of any other reason.
"If possible, let's talk about it!"
Ye Fan lit a cigarette, sat down on a flat stone with a smile on his face, and said, "My name is Ye Fan. Although I'm not from this area, I'm a guest from afar. You should show the most basic way of hospitality!"
Ugh?
These flying stiffs looked at Ye Fan strangely, and one of them murmured: "Could it be possible to catch someone and suck blood for him? But the blood of wild beasts that we usually suck, there is no one in this hundred-mile radius!"
And Ye Fan, who heard this way of hospitality, had a black line on his face, hey, I'm going, this is how these guys treat guests?My good boy, that Brother Fan dare not enjoy it!
"Don't, don't, I'm not a zombie, so I don't suck blood."
Ye Fan just stopped the words of these guys, and said: "Well, it seems that it doesn't make sense to you, how about this, between us, let's open the skylight and talk brightly, I, Ye Fan, came here for the death jade near your golden coffin, and you, let's negotiate a price."
"Fuck—"
"This guy is awesome, dare to come and make a deal with our zombies!"
"Is he a human race?"
"It seems to be, but what I can't figure out is why this guy is so pushy, he even dares to break into our territory, and even has the idea of a treasure hidden by our king."
"I don't know, but his courage is quite big, and I admire him a little bit."
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Ye Fan just listened to the thoughts of these guys with a speechless face, with black lines all over his forehead.
"It seems that the level of the few of you is not enough!"
Ye Fan rubbed his chin strangely, and said to Jarvis at the same time: "Put the cards out, and besides, get me all the steel armors that can be used from Stark!" '
'Okay, sir, as you wish, but the Iron Armor needs to arrive within one hour and three 10 minutes, I don't know if I can wait in a hurry! ',
'Can! '
Ye Fan nodded, and only saw behind him, the modified version of the anti-Hulk armor, and three MK3 hardcover versions had appeared behind him at this time. Like zombies, they had no vital signs, and when they appeared with steel armor, they made those few fly stiff and looked cautious.
"This guy is not simple, but his subordinates don't seem to be zombies!"
"Yeah, I haven't seen it before, maybe it's a new breed."
"I don't know!"
"Why don't you ask?"
"We asked him what he would say!"
A few froze, seem to have forgotten at this time, Ye Fan can talk to them, and even understand their words, whispering one by one, especially in the blood red eyes, after seeing the steel battle armor one by one.
"Cough-cough-"
Ye Fan was a little speechless when he thought that these people might have a pit in their heads, so he just said: "Then what, what I want to say is, is your level not enough? After all, you guys can decide the treasure of your boss. If you can, we can talk about a trade."
"Trading? How to trade!"
You Feizhu stood up and looked at Ye Fan strangely.
"I have a lot of high-tech gadgets, such as this!"
Ye Fan opened the gate of the underworld, and he was inside, but he prepared a lot of entertainment for many ghosts in their spare time, such as some high-tech products such as tablets and movie projectors. At this time, what Ye Fan took out was a movie projector.
Just listening to the conversations of these zombies, it seems that they have not really come into contact with human society. Naturally, they have never seen these things.
And this projector with huge cloud storage stores at least tens of thousands of movies, whether it is a five-star movie or a one-star bad movie, there are countless movies, and the first movie that Ye Fan showed at this time seems to be the first movie of Uncle Ying's Mr. Zombie.
After the Shaw Brothers icon accompanied by the word SB appeared, the movie began to be screened normally, and the picture projected on the wall was so lifelike that the few who watched it froze with bewildered faces. ,
"Huh? This, this shit is a zombie, what nonsense, how can a zombie be so weak!"
"It looks a bit similar, but why do you wear court clothes? Could it be that people in the secular world think that only officials can become zombies? It's ridiculous!"
"It's nonsense!"
"Hmm, yes, it should be nonsense."
"Hey, let me go, this method looks so-so."
"Yeah, this is too ordinary, tsk tsk, what is it, this defeats the zombies, how is it possible!"
"What a weak chicken."
"Yes and yes and—"
Ye Fan watched the flying stiffs possessed by these complaining stars from one side, and felt chills in his heart. In other words, if he could not understand the zombies, Ye Fan would never have thought that these guys who have not communicated with people for hundreds of years are so talkative and so good at complaining.
If this is living in the era of the internet, these guys are probably the best example of trolls, each of them can really troll, even the special effects of Uncle Ying's era have been sprayed into scum by a few flying zombies!
I don't know if Uncle Ying is here, looking at his masterpiece, and being sprayed again and again like this, whether Uncle Ying's glass heart can bear it.
Ye Fan, who pressed the pause button, just grabbed the projector in his hand, looked at these flying stiffs with a smile, grinned, and said, "How about it, this thing should be good!"
"Why not?"
"Yeah, why is it gone!"
A few stiffs were about to complain, Ye Fan hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "Wait, stop, stop! This thing was just put away by me, so the picture is naturally gone. Now, let's talk about our deal!"
"What do you want, you can give us the thing in your hand!"
You Feizhu opened his mouth, looking at the projector in Ye Fan's hand, his heart was very excited, of course, the premise was that he still had a heartbeat.
"It's very simple!"
Ye Fan grinned and said, "Death Jade, I only want Necrosis Jade!"
"Death Jade? What is that!"
"Yeah, never heard of it!"
"He seems to have said just now that it should be those gadgets stored by Wang."
"It seems so, can that thing be exchanged for his treasure?"
"It seems to be. How about we go get some dollars?"
"Yes and yes and!"
After discussing for a while, the Flying Zombies didn't seem to feel anything when they saw Ye Fan tilting his head and aiming at him. One of them snorted and said, "One piece for one of yours!"
What the hell!
Now it's really Ye Fan's turn to be confused, hey, I'll go, these zombies are really local rich, so generous!
A projector is only a few dollars, and the ones sold on a certain cat, a certain treasure, and a certain east are only a few thousand yuan. If you buy it in large quantities like Ye Fan did, you can get a [-]% discount.
Ye Fan's eyes lit up, he glanced at the projector in his hand, and after turning around, he said: "No, I just want to exchange one piece for my baby. Do you think my baby is so worthless?"
"Then, how do you want to change it!"
It seems that the treasures in Ye Fan's hands are very exciting, and they are all like bumpkins who have never seen the market. This group of Fei Zong only looked at Ye Fan eagerly in front of them.
No way, in fact, they also wanted to rush over at the beginning and swallow Ye Fan, a great tonic for walking, but there was always a strange aura about this fellow, which made them dare not move around.
Therefore, they didn't do anything, especially after seeing Ye Fan's bodyguards, that is, the MK3 and anti-Hulk armor behind him, they had a deeper understanding of Ye Fan's capital.
Of course, the most important thing is that Ye Fan will communicate with them. This is really commendable!
"One exchange for three, you know, there are quite a lot of movies stored in my machine, even foreigners with blonde hair and blue eyes!"
"Of course, there are also pictures of them fighting on the bed!"
Ye Fan said persuasively, if Qingming and others were here, they would be ashamed. It seems that His Highness is going to fool people, uh, fool zombies again.
"Is this—"
Several Fei Zang looked at each other, one of them nodded slightly, and said: "It seems to be quite cheap, and there is no use for us to keep that thing, except to brighten the light."
"Yeah, it's not as real as this one."
Each of them made up their minds and wanted the projector in Ye Fan's hand. Of course, they were even more curious about what the blond girls Ye Fan said looked like, and each of them had already begun to sketch that kind of picture in their minds.
However, the knowledge is too low to outline it.
"How about it, hurry up, it's all old men's, why are you messing around like a woman, oh yes, just remind me, besides foreigners, there are also Orientals!"
Ye Fan raised his eyebrows, and handed it to these Fei Zang. After the men knew how to look, those Fei Zang stared blankly, not understanding what he meant.
Uh--
How stupid to forget they are zombies!
"Cough-cough-"
With a dry cough, Ye Fan covered up his embarrassment, and then said: "In short, it is the very attractive one. I guarantee that you guys will be addicted to it."
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