Lord of the people, I became the Skeleton King

An old man with white beard and hair jumped down from the space passage, and stood firmly on the ground. He didn't squat on his butt like that little elf.

The old man has thick eyebrows and big eyes, tall and straight features, and his long white hair is not tied up in a bun, but just loose. Although the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes show the traces of time, you have to admit that this is a butcher's knife that has not been aged Eroded man.

With that loose Taoist robe, he looks like an old handsome guy.

He Gu stepped forward and asked carefully, "You know everything, senior?"

A terrifying skeleton greeted others cautiously, and the scene suddenly became a little funny.

"Haha, no, I'm his avatar, if I have to appear in every business, how can I do it!" The avatar who knows everything has no airs, and joked haha.

Finding that there is no risk in communicating, why did he let go of his worries a little and went straight to the point, "Senior, that's it. We want to know, where did the lord of this half-orc tribe go?"

Knowing everything, he glanced at the orc tribe not far away, took out a book from his arms, and started flipping through it, just like a college student taking an open-book exam.

"Well~ For this question, let me count your [-] survival points, plus the first care, I will give you a discount, and I will give you [-] points." Knowing everything, he said.

He Gu turned to look at Zhumang, but was quickly interrupted by Zhumang, "Don't look at me! It's really gone!"

In fact, He Gu also knew that the bamboo awn was gone, he was just used to looking at the bamboo awn when it was time to pay.

As for how to deal with the matter of paying the money, He Gu had a plan in mind.

"Senior, I don't know how much these [-] survival points are converted into fireworks gas?" He Gu asked politely.

Yes, he had two thoughts on this business.

One is to know the whereabouts of the orc lord.

One is to find out whether these bigwigs know about pyrotechnic gas, and if so, what do they think is the purchasing power of pyrotechnic gas.

"Fireworks." The avatar suddenly froze there, as if some preset mechanism had been triggered, and the machine crashed.

And the conversation with He Gu just now is flying towards the body that knows everything at a speed exceeding the speed of light...

On a lively beach, there are big girls in bikinis, young daughter-in-law, and a white-haired old man wearing sunglasses and beach pants, drinking juice under a parasol and looking at beauties.

This is the body that knows everything.

People in the world think that they know why they have been working hard all the time, but they only receive big names who are famous in the Eastern Continent.

In fact, he hasn't done any work for many years since he got home from the avatar talent cultivation.

Relying on a part-time job to support him...

But with the news of his avatar, he took off his sunglasses and stood up abruptly from the beach chair.

"Someone can collect pyrotechnic gas!"

The eyes that know everything are wide open, and even the wrinkles have been smoothed out a lot.

He knows it's pyrotechnic!Under the urging of time, the life of intelligent creatures will produce smoke and fire, and then disperse between the sky and the earth. At his level, he can already feel the fire and smoke escaping between the sky and the earth, but no matter how hard he tries, he can't collect them. they.

He couldn't sit still.

"The universe is reversed!" Knowing everything, he pinched a formula and switched positions with the clone.

The time for the universe to be reversed is so short that normal people can't even tell that the clone has been replaced.

The old man who successfully changed over said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I was distracted just now, let's continue to talk about the fireworks."

He Gu and Zhumang were silent, and the air was deadly still.

After a long time, He Gu was the first to speak, "You are the senior who knows everything, yourself?"

Um! !

Surprised to know everything, how was it discovered?

"Haha, what are you talking about, I'm a clone." Old man Shi (using this instead of his full name) tried to quibble.

He Gu thought for a while, and seemed to be considering the wording, "Uh, but senior, you were still wearing Taoist robes just now, and now you only have a pair of beach pants left."

Old Man Shi looked down quickly, "Hahahahaha, hahahaha."

While smiling, he put on his clothes.

"Let's talk about the fireworks." Old Man Shi's words seemed very friendly, but his expression reminded the two of them that if you mention the incident just now, I will beat you.

He Gu said politely: "Okay senior, I just asked you, how much fireworks do you need to obtain the whereabouts of the orc lord?"

"Oh, this," old man Shi said casually, "you know, fireworks are not as good as surviving, but since you're already a skeleton and still working so hard, I'll still charge you [-] o'clock. alright."

Why: "..."

Survival is worse than fireworks... Then why are you rushing here without any pants on?
He Gu really wanted to question him like this, but after thinking about it, it was more important to be alive.

Use another strategy.

He Gu said in embarrassment, "But, senior, I only have ten fireworks, what should I do?"

"I can provide small loans here!" He knew everything and blurted out, a professional habit, but as soon as he said it, he felt something was wrong, and he didn't have any fireworks to borrow from him.

"Uh, what I mean is, you can owe it first." Old man Shi changed his words.

He Gu pondered for a while, "Senior, I found that I only have zero o'clock left in my fireworks, can I also owe the ten o'clock first?"

"If you talk like that again, I will beat you." The old man smiled.

Zhumang stood at the back, with a sudden look of grief, blaming himself, the original silent, calm, and steady lord, who had only stayed with him for a while, how could he become like this.

Zhumang pulled He Gu's arm from behind, wanting to teach He Gu his secret: everything is in order, and death is measured.

Everything can be sold Staring at He Gu in front of him, he suddenly smiled angrily, "Forget it, you boy. I won't quarrel with you anymore. Firework gas is not a powerful thing, but it is really not easy to collect. I will accept this business from you." Two o'clock."

He talked with He Gu openly and sincerely.

He Gu thought for a while, and seemed to want to make some dangerous moves. Zhumang saw that something was wrong, so he quickly grabbed He Gu's arm and shouted, "Senior, make a deal."

Looking at Zhumang, He Gu felt it was funny, and couldn't help thinking of what brother Xun said.

"Most of the Chinese people's temperament is moderate. If you want to be steady, they will try their best to lead you to death; but if you behave better than them, they will persuade you to be more steady."

The deal was concluded, old man Shi carefully handed He Gu a blue transparent glass bottle, and said: "Be careful, this is a clean bottle, half of anything that gets into it will go away, and the remaining half, no matter what, None can escape."

Yes, this is the method used by old man Shi to store pyrotechnic gas. Although he can't collect pyrotechnic gas, he still has some means to store it.

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