Pokémon: I Become Pikachu

"Pickup~~~!!!"

Fuck you, uncle!help! !

At this moment, Mu Chen was digging the mud and snow behind him in a panic.

Nima, system, you are playing with me!

Looking at the Pokémon in front of him that was described by Xiaozhi as resembling a woman, Mu Chen felt as if tens of thousands of Kentaro were rushing past in his heart.

This damn, is it too terrible?
Xiaozhi, what do you look at?That's it, you tell me I resemble a humanoid?

Well, that's right, if you only look at the back view, then this back view kill is really not bad.

But when the player turned around, Muchen collapsed.

"Just Lulang~~~~!"

The Pokémon that made this sound not only has a human-like appearance, but also has a human-like name, Miss Lips!

Looking at the sluggish face that looks like an Indian Ah San, the dazzling flaming red lips, and the bucket figure without any curvature from top to bottom, how could Mu Chen not collapse?
yes!What the hell, I want to form a cheerleading team for young ladies.

But you can't ask for this, right?

This is Miss Sister?The old woman is not like this, is she?
Muchen said that he would rather die in battle than help Xiaozhi subdue her.

"Pikachu! Fight, let's subdue it!"

Of course Xiaozhi didn't know what was going on in Mu Chen's heart.

After seeing this Miss Lip Sister, Xiao Zhi has already moved his heart to subdue her.

Ice-type Pokémon are not common in the Kanto region, and being able to capture an ice-type Pokémon is also a supplement to Xiaozhi's lineup.

"Pickup~~~skin!"

don't go!Even if you beat me to death, I won’t go, you have to go by yourself!

fighting?Just kidding, how should we fight in this game?

As soon as he thinks of the series of missions full of maliciousness that the system will send in the future, Muchen will never have the courage to fight against it.

"Pikachu? What's wrong with you? Don't want to fight again? Well, it's up to you, Bibi."

Seeing that Pikachu kept shaking his head and refusing to join the battle, Xiaozhi took it for granted that this guy had entered the strike state again.

Seeing this, Xiaozhi didn't think much about it.

Anyway, the one who returned to the cave just now took other Pokémon balls, even if Pikachu didn't participate in the battle, he still had a substitute in his hand.

but!Before Xiaozhi finished speaking, before throwing the Pokémon ball in his hand, Pikachu had already launched a charge at the curious-looking Miss Lipstick.

"Pickup~~~Pickup~~~!"

Nima!You are so wicked!
no!This battle can't let Xiaozhi summon other Pokémon to fight.

Did Xiaozhi win by accident?
Thinking of that scene, Mu Chen's heart felt cold.

In order to prevent that horrible future from happening, Muchen decisively chose to fight by himself.

I!I will lose this battle!

Yes, the moment Mu Chen decided to fight, he had already made a plan in his heart.

This battle must be lost, and the loss will be miserable, miserable.

Only in this way, Xiao Zhi, an idiot, will be scared away, and he will give up his plan to tame this Miss Lip.

As for saying that the penalty for failure this time is obliteration?

Just kidding, for the sake of freedom, I would rather die, and absolutely don't want to be this smug lip sister! ! !
"Pikachu, use one hundred thousand volts!"

Seeing that Pikachu changed his mind, Xiaozhi was naturally overjoyed.

Nothing to say, let's fight, Pikachu!
"Pickup~~~skin!"

One hundred thousand volts, bullshit!

Does this game work?Lao Tzu, I now have the blessing of a father-level prop like a magnet.

This shot of [-] volts, what if Miss Michun twitches?
I am here to deliver food today!
With a determination in his heart, Mu Chen would never hurt Miss Michun no matter what!
"Just Lulang~~~~!"

Naturally, Sister Michun didn't know about Muchen's plan.

Seeing that the yellow-skinned mouse dared to take the initiative to attack her, Miss Michun was furious.

Without any hesitation, Sister Michun waved her fists.

I saw bursts of frost on his fists, and he swung them fiercely at Mu Chen.

Obviously, this is an ice-type physical skill, Frozen Fist.

"Pickup~~~!"

Come on, this is what you're waiting for!
Seeing Miss Michun's astonishing aura, Mu Chen was not surprised but delighted.

This is what I want!
Moving at high speed for blessing, with lightning flashing for blessing, Mu Chen rushed forward to the ice fist that fascinated Miss Lip with an indomitable momentum.

"boom!"

"Pickup~~~!!!"

Under the huge inertia, Mu Chen was really hit hard.

Severe pain hit, and Mu Chen immediately let out a scream.

"Pikachu? Come on!"

Seeing that Pikachu fell into a disadvantage in the first round of confrontation with Miss Michun, Xiaozhi became anxious.

Is this Miss Lips so powerful?
Xiaozhi is still clear about Pikachu's strength.

Generally, wild Pokmon are in the hands of Pikachu, and the battle is always resolved in one round.

Didn't she ever think that Miss Lips, whom she met on the Daxue Mountain today, would be able to fight against Pikachu, and even gain the upper hand?

"Just Lulang~~~~!"

Miss Michun naturally doesn't know how Xiaozhi thinks.

Pikachu was suffocated with a punch, and Miss Lips was even louder.

Without any nonsense, Sister Michun walked up to Pikachu who was still struggling on the ground with her short legs.

little things!Originally, my old lady saw that you were more eye-catching and wanted to develop it further, but you actually started fighting when you came up without saying a word?
Just hit it, but it's still so weak?

Old lady, I am the number one "beauty" on Daxue Mountain, but I will never have any in-depth communication with males who are weaker than me!
Little thing, listen to me, if you want to communicate with me in depth, then come and defeat me, conquer me, and overthrow me!
"Pickup~~~~!?"

Fuck, can we not do this?
Mu Chen, who was still pretending, almost spit out bile when he heard Miss Michun's words.

Nima!Why don't you fall in love with me!
I will never conquer you!It is even more impossible to push you down!

Miss!aunt!Forgive me, I'm still young!

Originally, he was afraid that the system would send a message to him, but now hearing what Miss Michun said, Mu Chen was even more flustered.

How the hell can I still live if Xiaozhi subdues Miss Michun?

When I think of the picture of the flaming red lips killing me
"Pikachu! What's wrong with you? Fight back! Sister Michun is coming soon!"

Naturally, Xiaozhi couldn't understand the conversation between the two Pokmon.

Seeing that Sister Michun had already killed Pikachu, Xiaozhi became anxious.

"Pickup~~~!"

right!Fight back!Now that the play is not over yet, I have to lose miserably, otherwise Xiao Zhi, the iron-headed boy, probably won't give up!