Datang: Son-in-law, I beg you to come out of the mountain

Yang Zhuo couldn't help shaking his head speechlessly when he heard Li Shimin's sonorous and natural tone.

Nima!

This mythical beast called the iron-eating beast by the people of the Tang Dynasty is none other than the one called the national treasure by Yang Zhuo's time, the giant panda!

Yang Zhuo didn't know why this giant panda was called an iron-eating beast.

This giant panda doesn't know how Li Shimin got it!
Eighty percent of them were brought in from the Yunnan-Guizhou area of ​​Sichuan!
Fortunately he arrived in time!Otherwise, this national treasure would have been stewed by Li Shimin!
"Old Li! You have to believe in science! This thing! You can't live forever if you eat it!"

Yang Zhuo squatted down and looked at the giant panda in the cage.

This giant panda is an immature cub with a naive and cute appearance.

Yang Zhuo couldn't bear it, and stretched out his hand to touch the giant panda, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, the giant panda flinched immediately.

Obviously, the giant panda must have been frightened just now!
"Son-in-law! This is the legendary Chi You's mount! It is not impossible to live forever after eating it!"

Li Shimin said with a smile.

Yang Zhuo stood up, he had to defend the giant panda, otherwise, if he was misunderstood, he would really kill the giant panda!
"Old Li! Your brain is rusted?"

"Look at this giant panda, oh no, this iron-eating beast looks silly, can Chi You ride it?"

Immediately in Li Shimin's mind, Chi You, who bared his teeth and claws, was riding a... a giant panda with a naive expression.

Uh...it doesn't seem to fit well!
"However! Son-in-law! The reason why this iron-eating beast is called an iron-eating beast is because it is extremely ferocious. It always goes out to eat other people's iron pots! It can chew up iron!"

Li Shimin looked at Yang Zhuo suspiciously.

After Yang Zhuo listened, he suddenly understood why the giant panda was called an iron-eating beast!
Some animals can't find salt, so they often go to farmers' homes to steal salt.

That's it for monkeys!Yang Zhuo met it when he was a child!
This giant panda probably doesn't have the flexibility to steal salt, so it licks the iron pot directly, and when people see it, they think it is eating the iron pot!
So, call it an iron eater!
"Old Li! This iron-eating beast actually has a more advanced name!"

Li Shimin was puzzled and asked, "What's your name?"

"It's actually called, Auspicious Bear!" Yang Zhuo began to fool around.

When Li Shimin heard it, he was an auspicious bear!
What a lovely name!
Very auspicious!
"Son-in-law! Why is this iron-eating beast called the auspicious bear?"

Li Shimin asked hurriedly.

"This auspicious bear is not Chi You's mount, Chi You's mount, it just looks like the auspicious bear!"

"This auspicious bear is the pet of the birthday star in the sky. Just out of fun, a pair of auspicious bears ran down to the mortal world and lived and multiplied near Nanshao!"

Yang Zhuo was fooling around while thinking.

"Shouxing's pet!!"

No way!This cute iron-eating beast turned out to be the birthday star's pet!

Li Shimin's eyes widened!
Looking at the giant panda in the iron cage in disbelief!
The giant panda raised its cute eyes and looked at Li Shimin.

"That's right! That's why! Old Li! If you really killed the lucky bear just now, the birthday star will definitely have to settle accounts with you!" Yang Zhuo threatened Li Shimin.

Li Shimin was terrified!
Damn!Fortunately, it was not killed!

Otherwise, the birthday star will be offended!

"So! Old Li, take good care of this auspicious bear! Don't try to kill!"

Yang Zhuo looked at Li Shimin seriously.

Giant pandas are so cute, how can they eat giant pandas?

The giant panda in the iron cage seemed to sense that Yang Zhuo didn't look like a bad guy, so he moaned and chirped a few times towards Yang Zhuo.

"Son-in-law! This iron-eating beast, oh no, this auspicious bear, why was it whimpering just now?"

Li Shimin asked.

Yang Zhuo thought for a while, relying on experience, said: "Old Li! Did you not feed it?"

Li Shimin felt wronged!
"Yes! I gave you a lamb chop in the morning! It won't eat it!"

Yang Zhuo...

Feed lamb chops to giant pandas...

Uh, okay!

"It's vegetarian and doesn't eat meat!"

Yang Zhuo said.

After hearing this, Li Shimin was surprised!
"It grows so big, it's actually a vegetarian! No way!"

"Old Li! Go get someone to find some tender bamboo shoots!" Yang Zhuo said.

Although Li Shimin was puzzled, he ordered to go down and find bamboo shoots quickly.

Not long after, the eunuchs came in with a bunch of bamboo shoots.

"Your Majesty! I found this bamboo shoot!"

"Son-in-law! How tasteless are these bamboo shoots! Will it eat?"

In Li Shimin's view, giant pandas grow so big and don't eat meat, so what's the deal? !
"Look at it! It loves bamboo shoots the most!" Yang Zhuo smiled and threw the bamboo shoots into the iron cage.

The giant panda was so hungry that it grabbed the bamboo shoots and tore them open, eating the tender and juicy bamboo shoots inside!

It is very sweet!

Li Shimin is so greedy!

"My God! This giant panda actually eats bamboo shoots!"

It’s incredible!
With such a big physique, he actually eats bamboo shoots!

"So! Lao Li, he is a fairy in the sky! He was almost killed by you!" Yang Zhuo said with a smile.

Li Shimin, too, panicked a lot!
Luckily didn't eat it!
Now I am even more convinced that this auspicious bear is indeed the pet of the birthday star in the sky!
Birthday stars don't like to kill, so pets are vegetarian!

Moreover, this giant panda can't run fast and is a vegetarian, so it really can't be Chi You's mount!
"Son-in-law! Can I let you keep this auspicious bear?"

Li Shimin rubbed his hands, he was afraid that he would kill this thing!

That would be a great sin!

It is more reliable to raise Yang Zhuo!

Yang Zhuo has exactly this intention!

Who can resist a giant panda with a naive attitude?

It just so happens that in Yangjiazhuang, there are a lot of bamboos!
Enough for this idiot!

"Well... raising it is a waste of manpower, material and financial resources!" Yang Zhuo frowned deliberately, with a particularly embarrassed expression.

Li Shimin...

Just ask for money!

"Son-in-law! I will allocate a certain amount of money to you every month, and you will raise it for me. Otherwise, I really don't know what to do." Li Shimin said with a smile.

Li Shimin regretted it very much, he shouldn't have picked up this hot potato!

special!
After a while, the person who presented the treasure must be beaten severely!
Seeing what Li Shimin said, Yang Zhuo nodded.

"Okay! If that's the case, then I'll do what I can! Promise!"

Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this!

While Yang Zhuo was feeding the giant panda to eat bamboo shoots, while teasing the giant panda.

Eunuch Su came in to spread the message!
"Your Majesty! My eldest grandson, please see me!"

Li Shimin clapped his hands and said, "Let him in."

After Changsun Wuji came in, he saw Li Shimin and Yang Zhuo, feeding the giant panda bamboo shoots leisurely.

"Your Majesty! What kind of beast is this? It looks so naive!"

Although Changsun Wuji is well-informed, he has never seen a giant panda!

Li Shimin immediately started to show off.

"Auxiliary machine! You don't understand! This is the auspicious bear! It's the fairy's pet! Fortunately, I got this mascot today!"

Li Shimin smiled happily.

Changsun Wuji believed it was true, and said with a smile, "Congratulations, Your Majesty!"

Yang Zhuo didn't bother to expose Li Shimin, and continued to feed the giant panda bamboo shoots!

The speed at which this guy eats bamboo shoots is really fast!
A bunch of them were solved in twos and threes!
"Auxiliary machine! What do you want from me?" Li Shimin asked while watching the giant panda eating bamboo shoots.

Changsun Wuji thought about it, looked at Yang Zhuo, and it happened that the son-in-law was there, so the matter would be easy to handle!

"His Majesty!"

"The minister just received the official report from the eight hundred miles! Siam united with the tribes of Chenla, and the army went north! Invaded our border of the Tang Dynasty! Your majesty please order!"

When Li Shimin heard this, he immediately stared!

"What?! Siamese national criminal side?!"

"During the reign of Wude, Siam paid tribute to my Tang Dynasty! How dare you commit an offense now! It's a treason! It's courting death!"

This Siamese is too hateful!
"Your Majesty! That's exactly it! The Siamese country is too hateful!" Changsun Wuji was also very angry.

Datang and Siam have always been inseparable from each other!Why did Siam come to invade the border suddenly?
"I'm calling Keming here! I want to send troops! Go to Qinzhou immediately! Beat Siam to pieces!" Li Shimin said angrily.

Hearing this, Yang Zhuo still fed the giant panda with bamboo leisurely.

"Old Li! What's the hurry? Siam can't make a fuss! Don't worry!"

Li Shimin turned to look at Yang Zhuo, and said, "Son-in-law! What are you talking about?"

Yang Zhuo smiled, stood up and said, "Old Li! You are too impatient!"

"The Siamese country, though hateful, is nothing to be afraid of. Let them make a fuss first!"

After Yang Zhuo finished speaking, Li Shimin and Changsun Wuji were in a hurry!

"No way! If we don't care about them, they will invade our border! They will kill the people of Tang Dynasty! What should we do?"

Is Yang Zhuo joking?Actually said, don't worry?
"It's okay! Let them come! Datang just needs to give them the bottom line! Guaranteed to chat with them every minute!"

After Yang Zhuo finished speaking, Li Shimin was a little surprised.

"What do you mean? Son-in-law! How do you draw your salary from the bottom of the pot?"

Yang Zhuo smiled and said: "Did you forget that there is a navy in the south of the Lingnan?"

When Yang Zhuo said this, Li Shimin and Changsun Wuji, think about it!

A navy built by Lingnan!So brave!
Moreover, cannons can be used at sea!

The last time they attacked Goguryeo, the strength of this navy was really impressive!

Very brave!

"Yes! Son-in-law! You have reminded me!" Li Shimin nodded.

"The son-in-law means to send a navy to attack Siam directly?!" Changsun Wuji understood Yang Zhuo's words.

Yang Zhuo nodded and said with a smile, "Yes! That's it!"

"Didn't they send troops to attack Datang? Then we will start from the sea and attack the capital of Siam!"

This is the bottom line!

In ancient times, there was no Internet, and the news was very closed. Siam did not know that the Tang Dynasty sent a navy to destroy Goguryeo.

I don't even know that there is a powerful navy secretly built in the South of the Five Ridges!

"Yes! The son-in-law is right! Auxiliary machine! You follow what the son-in-law said, and order it hastily! Let the Lingnan navy set out from the sea to attack Siam! Catch him off guard!"

Li Shimin ordered with a smile.