Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Sujiazhuang,
Princess Changle sprinkled corn kernels on the water.

Carp writhe in the water for food.

"Eat more, grow up quickly, I want to eat sweet and sour carp."

Princess Changle was thinking and feeding the fish.

"Little litchi."

The queen and Li Shimin came in, followed by Shangguan Yun.

Fang and Du were continuing Su Yu's plot to plot against the Tubo people, so they had no time to come.

"Auntie, what's the matter with you?"

Chang Le put down the bait in his hand, walked over, and found that the Queen's face was full of bruises.

Also on the arms.

"Aye, what's the matter?"

Li Shimin also has it.

Shangguan Yun said: "I don't know why, a lot of mosquitoes suddenly came to the house last night, and they were all bitten."

She also has a lot of bags on her body.

She was outside the room and there were more mosquitoes.

Su Yu came out of the room, saw three people with buns on their heads, and said with a smile, "Why did you go? Stealing chickens?"

Li Shimin wanted to scratch his itch, but was afraid of breaking his skin, it was really uncomfortable.

"Don't mention it, many mosquitoes suddenly appeared at home last night, and they were all bitten."

Li Shimin said helplessly.

"I smoked wormwood all night at home, it's useless, and it's choking."

The queen's dark circles came out.

Su Yu said: "It's been raining a lot recently and the weather is hot. It must be because there is a lot of water in your house and the mosquitoes broke out."

"The mosquito lays eggs in the water, and then hatches into adults, very quickly."

"It would be better to dump the stagnant water in the house."

Li Shimin was surprised, Su Yu even knew this?

"Mosquitoes come from the water?"

The queen was very puzzled, how could mosquitoes come out of the water with wings?
"Yes, pour out the stagnant water, and the place where they don't lay eggs will be better."

Su Yu said.

Things that everyone in modern society knows, but ancient people did not understand.

"However, the houses in our family are all made of wood, and water must be kept to prevent fires."

said the Queen.

Especially in the palace, there are many large water tanks filled with water, just to prevent fires.

"That's easy, just put a layer of sesame oil on the water tank to suffocate the mosquito larvae."

Su Yu said.

Li Shimin laughed out loud, thinking that Su Yu was teasing him.

"My dear brother, can you suffocate mosquito larvae with a drop of sesame oil?"

"If you don't want to be bitten by mosquitoes again, just listen to me."

Su Yu said.

The bag on his body was itchy again, and Li Shimin didn't dare to fight anymore.

"There are mosquitoes every summer, it's really annoying."

The queen was helpless.

Mosquitoes don't care if you are an emperor or queen, just bite them.

Su Yu suddenly smiled: "Old Li, tell me, if I make a product that can repel mosquitoes, will it sell well?"

Li Shimin thought Su Yu was joking: "My dear brother, if you can drive away mosquitoes, I will be the first to buy it."

"If there was such a miraculous thing, it would have been popular in Chang'an city long ago. Even if we were bitten, the people of Chang'an would be bitten even worse."

said the Queen.

"Okay, come and pick it up in a few days."

Su Yu laughed.

Li Shimin came this time to ask how to deal with the aristocratic family.

Can't delay the business.

"My dear brother, recently Li Er seems to want to attack the aristocratic family, but he doesn't know how to do it."

"Do you have any good ideas?"

Li Shimin asked.

Su Yu said: "This matter is simple, but I don't want to talk about it now. I want to prepare a magic medicine to repel mosquitoes."

Li Shimin was helpless, Su Yu didn't want to talk about it, and it was hard for him to ask.

Too much talk is easy to reveal.

Since Su Yu said it was easy, there is a way.

Don't worry, let these aristocratic families be arrogant for a few more days.

After staying for a long time, Li Shimin returned to Chang'an.

The queen thought there were too many mosquitoes in the palace, so she stayed in Sujiazhuang and did not leave.

Back in the palace, Li Shimin asked Eunuch Gao to drip sesame oil into the water tank in the palace.

After two days, the mosquitoes were really gone.

Li Shimin muttered: "Su Yu really knows everything, even this."

Eunuch Gao heard Su Yu's name several times, but he didn't say it.

As a personal old eunuch, it is important to know when to shut up.

There are some things that you know you don't know.

"Your Majesty, after the sesame oil was dripped into the water tank, many small bugs died."

Eunuch Gao said.

hiss.
"I was really suffocated."

Li Shimin shook his head and smiled.

A few days later, Li Shimin went to Sujiazhuang again.

The queen's body was wrapped up, and so was Shangguan Yun.

Walking to the front, there is still a clear fragrance.

"Ma'am, what spices did you use, it smells so good."

Li Shimin asked.

The queen smiled and said, "This is what Su Yu prepared to repel mosquitoes."

"Aye, smell if I smell good."

Chang Le laughed.

Li Shimin smelled it and said with a smile, "Well, it smells good."

Chang Le smelled Li Shimin, covered his nose and said disgustedly: "Aye, it stinks."

"Okay, I've lived with Su Yu for a long time, and I despise Aye."

Li Shimin picked up Chang Le and laughed.

While making noise, Su Yu came out of the room.

"Lao Li, come and show you the mosquito repellent toilet water I made."

Su Yu handed Li Shimin a small gourd.

"Color water?"

Li Shimin took the small gourd and smelled it, it did have a fragrance, and it also smelled like drunkenness.

Open the lid, a rich but not greasy fragrance hits the nostrils.

"Good wine."

Li Shimin raised his head and drank the toilet water in one gulp.

Su Yu was dumbfounded, and looked at Li Shimin in astonishment.

drank?

"My dear brother, this toilet water is so exciting, it feels like it's exploded in your mouth, and it feels a little cool."

"Is this the latest summer drunk Tang?"

"Good wine, good wine."

Li Shimin praised him after drinking it.

It's different from Zui Tang's.

This toilet water has a refreshing feeling, not too harsh, and very fragrant.

Li Shimin held the small gourd, still wanting to drink it.

Su Yu stared blankly at Li Shimin.

The three queens were also dumbfounded, looking at Li Shimin like a fool.

"Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Li Shimin is very strange, why staring at me like this?
"Aye, this is not for drinking, this is for repelling mosquitoes."

Princess Changle suddenly felt disgusted and ashamed.

Why is my father such a scumbag, it's so embarrassing.

He actually drank toilet water, and drank it in front of brother Su Yu.

"Husband, this is made by Su Yu to repel mosquitoes. This is the scent on our bodies."

The queen couldn't laugh or cry.

Actually drank it.

This is true.
Shangguan Yun explained embarrassingly: "Shopkeeper, didn't Mr. Su talk about making a mosquito repellent potion a few days ago?"

"This is, after we apply it, the mosquitoes will not bite us."

what?
Is that so?

but
"My dear brother, you are really too. Why is the mosquito repellent potion made like wine?"

Li Shimin laughed.

"Don't say it, it tastes really good."

Not only was Li Shimin not embarrassed, he even wanted to drink another pot.

Su Yu suddenly smiled and said, "Lao Li, you are really a business genius. You let me see a new market."

"It was only intended to be used to repel mosquitoes, but now I have changed my mind."