This system is actually worse than me!
Chapter 316 The Eighth Birthday
"Today is my elder brother's [-]th birthday. For all the passing guests, as long as you say a good word to my elder brother, today you can go whoring for free and order whatever food you want when you come in."
At the entrance of an inn, the vigorous orangutan shouted loudly to the passers-by, because he was used to being arrogant and domineering in the inn these days, so almost everyone around him knew these simple guys for a while.
"Isn't that the boy from a while ago? Why did he suddenly celebrate his birthday? It's still the [-]th birthday. How can there be a big birthday called the [-]th birthday?"
"Hey, he is rich, and he lives in an inn every day. I heard that he orders everything for every meal, which is extremely luxurious."
"This kind of person has a lot of money and no land, and his [-]th birthday is nothing more than going out to play for fun and auspiciousness, but I don't know if it is true? Don't have an inn and this boy team up to deceive people! Wait!" After we go in and order, we are asked to pay."
"That's right, let's keep an eye out, don't be greedy for cheap, and wait until someone goes in first to test it out before going in."
The entrance of an inn was surrounded by passersby coming and going, all watching, but no one went in.
"Brother, these people are too timid, will they destroy the plan?"
"Don't worry, people are greedy for cheap. The reason why they didn't come in was because they were afraid of being tricked. Wait a minute. Has the news spread out?"
"It's gone. The nearby food stores and wineries will increase their prices. This time they should be able to make a good profit."
Sure enough, a hungry, dizzy beggar staggered over, "You really mean what you say?"
"Of course, my elder brother is the young suzerain, once he says a word, it's hard for eight horses to chase after him!"
"Then I wish this young suzerain a long life."
"Longevity?" Lin Yu wondered, isn't this cursing me to death?I control the power of reincarnation, transcend reincarnation, and have long been immortal. Now wish me a long life?
"Although it sounds like you're scolding me, it's a beginning anyway. Go in and order whatever you want." Then Lin Yu said to the waiter in the inn: "All the guests who come to celebrate their birthday today are honored guests, and you all have to serve me. Don't be slow."
"Yes, yes, yes." Those waiters and buddies were very happy. Today's birthday party invites to come down, at least spending more than a few million, and the commission will be very flattering, and they can't wait for more people to come in.
After the beggar went in, he sat down, and immediately ordered: "Give me three plates of steamed buns, pure white flour."
Sure enough, what rank determines what identity and tone of speech, Lin Yu and the passers-by outside laughed and said: "You are indeed a beggar, come in and order three plates of steamed buns."
The waiter also laughed, this beggar is very generous, and he is not afraid of breaking his stomach with three plates of steamed buns.
"Are you looking down on my elder brother? Come in and order a staple food. The waiter, first give him a cup of bird's nest to rinse his mouth, and a good wine to wash his hands. Whatever staple food he eats, Lu Fu can still be full."
"Lu Fu is full? Good guy, it's rich." The passer-by was surprised. Many people may have never tasted this Lu Fu in their entire lives.
Unexpectedly, Lin Yu said directly: "Give him the same old way."
"Okay!" The waiter smiled. As long as he serves all the dishes, it means that a sum of money is in his pocket, and he immediately enters the back kitchen to place an order. They all moved up.
In less than a quarter of an hour, as the first distinguished guest who came in to congratulate Lin Yu on his birthday, the beggar was full of dishes and drinks on the ground, and the people outside the door came in enviously.
"I wish young master the best friends every day, one shot and one night." A passer-by said.
"It's a good job, it should be rewarded, go in and order whatever you want, and eat whatever you want."
After the man walked in, he also pointed at the beggar and shouted to the waiter: "Like him, come here for everything."
"Okay!" That's what the waiter most wanted to hear.
"It seems to be true! Let's go, let's go in too. I wish the young suzerain good luck and unlimited energy at night."
"Good job, you deserve a reward, let's go in!"
"May the young master be invincible in the world, and stab the world with one stab."
"Good job, deserve a reward."
Just like that, birthday guests came in one after another, and everyone was as imposing as a beggar, "Give me one more time." Since it's free whoring, then it's dark to see him.
There are more and more people in the inn. Fortunately, there are several floors, and the accommodation space is relatively large. With the spread of passers-by, the gimmick of birthday celebration in this inn is getting bigger and bigger, so that many people in the east, north and south of the city People come here for nothing.
With the increase of the number of people, the supply of ingredients and expensive wine and drinks in an inn is a bit insufficient. At this time, in the rear, several waiters and managers are discussing.
"Steward, after a while, we will run out of ingredients and drinks prepared by an inn, what shall we do then?"
"Since I have been in charge, I have never encountered such a situation. People will definitely come in again."
"What should I do?"
"Since he wants to put on airs, let's do it with him. We don't have any ingredients, but there are other nearby stores, and we can buy them from there."
"Steward, this little guy just inquired about it. It seems that the nearby food and liquor stores have known in advance. All prices have doubled. Do we still want to buy it?"
"These profiteers know to take advantage of the opportunity to drive up the price. They must buy it, but we will quadruple it when we buy it. Doesn't he have money to show off? Then kill him well .”
"It's a brilliant idea to be in charge!"
"Besides, just to be on the safe side, I have to tell the Patriarch about this matter. You guys should be busy today, and he will settle the bill tomorrow. Then the commission will naturally go into your pockets."
"Okay, the little ones are going to get busy now, and at the same time send a few guys to buy ingredients and drinks nearby."
As for the ingredients stores nearby, last night they all received a letter from the mysterious person, asking them to double the price of ingredients, drinks and other things, and then people from the Li family will come to buy them.
"Do you think the content of the letter is credible? Li's family usually suppresses the price, but now they will buy it after the price has increased?" said the owner of Yimipu and the owner of the drink next door.
"Maybe someone is making fun of it, damn it."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the guy from the Li family come to the door, "Boss, we want all the rice in your store."
The owner of the rice shop was surprised, knowing that it was probably true, and immediately said cautiously: "It's all right, but the price! It's doubled."
Unexpectedly, those few guys didn't bargain, and said directly: "Okay, I have everything."
"And the drinks in your store, we've packed them all today."
"Okay, but the price has quadrupled." The owner of the liquor store raised the price, but the guys still agreed.
"Calculate the money. After we pay, we will ask the guys in your store to deliver it." In this way, the guys in charge of the purchase bought and bought one by one, and they also experienced the feeling of a shopping spree.
At the entrance of an inn, the vigorous orangutan shouted loudly to the passers-by, because he was used to being arrogant and domineering in the inn these days, so almost everyone around him knew these simple guys for a while.
"Isn't that the boy from a while ago? Why did he suddenly celebrate his birthday? It's still the [-]th birthday. How can there be a big birthday called the [-]th birthday?"
"Hey, he is rich, and he lives in an inn every day. I heard that he orders everything for every meal, which is extremely luxurious."
"This kind of person has a lot of money and no land, and his [-]th birthday is nothing more than going out to play for fun and auspiciousness, but I don't know if it is true? Don't have an inn and this boy team up to deceive people! Wait!" After we go in and order, we are asked to pay."
"That's right, let's keep an eye out, don't be greedy for cheap, and wait until someone goes in first to test it out before going in."
The entrance of an inn was surrounded by passersby coming and going, all watching, but no one went in.
"Brother, these people are too timid, will they destroy the plan?"
"Don't worry, people are greedy for cheap. The reason why they didn't come in was because they were afraid of being tricked. Wait a minute. Has the news spread out?"
"It's gone. The nearby food stores and wineries will increase their prices. This time they should be able to make a good profit."
Sure enough, a hungry, dizzy beggar staggered over, "You really mean what you say?"
"Of course, my elder brother is the young suzerain, once he says a word, it's hard for eight horses to chase after him!"
"Then I wish this young suzerain a long life."
"Longevity?" Lin Yu wondered, isn't this cursing me to death?I control the power of reincarnation, transcend reincarnation, and have long been immortal. Now wish me a long life?
"Although it sounds like you're scolding me, it's a beginning anyway. Go in and order whatever you want." Then Lin Yu said to the waiter in the inn: "All the guests who come to celebrate their birthday today are honored guests, and you all have to serve me. Don't be slow."
"Yes, yes, yes." Those waiters and buddies were very happy. Today's birthday party invites to come down, at least spending more than a few million, and the commission will be very flattering, and they can't wait for more people to come in.
After the beggar went in, he sat down, and immediately ordered: "Give me three plates of steamed buns, pure white flour."
Sure enough, what rank determines what identity and tone of speech, Lin Yu and the passers-by outside laughed and said: "You are indeed a beggar, come in and order three plates of steamed buns."
The waiter also laughed, this beggar is very generous, and he is not afraid of breaking his stomach with three plates of steamed buns.
"Are you looking down on my elder brother? Come in and order a staple food. The waiter, first give him a cup of bird's nest to rinse his mouth, and a good wine to wash his hands. Whatever staple food he eats, Lu Fu can still be full."
"Lu Fu is full? Good guy, it's rich." The passer-by was surprised. Many people may have never tasted this Lu Fu in their entire lives.
Unexpectedly, Lin Yu said directly: "Give him the same old way."
"Okay!" The waiter smiled. As long as he serves all the dishes, it means that a sum of money is in his pocket, and he immediately enters the back kitchen to place an order. They all moved up.
In less than a quarter of an hour, as the first distinguished guest who came in to congratulate Lin Yu on his birthday, the beggar was full of dishes and drinks on the ground, and the people outside the door came in enviously.
"I wish young master the best friends every day, one shot and one night." A passer-by said.
"It's a good job, it should be rewarded, go in and order whatever you want, and eat whatever you want."
After the man walked in, he also pointed at the beggar and shouted to the waiter: "Like him, come here for everything."
"Okay!" That's what the waiter most wanted to hear.
"It seems to be true! Let's go, let's go in too. I wish the young suzerain good luck and unlimited energy at night."
"Good job, you deserve a reward, let's go in!"
"May the young master be invincible in the world, and stab the world with one stab."
"Good job, deserve a reward."
Just like that, birthday guests came in one after another, and everyone was as imposing as a beggar, "Give me one more time." Since it's free whoring, then it's dark to see him.
There are more and more people in the inn. Fortunately, there are several floors, and the accommodation space is relatively large. With the spread of passers-by, the gimmick of birthday celebration in this inn is getting bigger and bigger, so that many people in the east, north and south of the city People come here for nothing.
With the increase of the number of people, the supply of ingredients and expensive wine and drinks in an inn is a bit insufficient. At this time, in the rear, several waiters and managers are discussing.
"Steward, after a while, we will run out of ingredients and drinks prepared by an inn, what shall we do then?"
"Since I have been in charge, I have never encountered such a situation. People will definitely come in again."
"What should I do?"
"Since he wants to put on airs, let's do it with him. We don't have any ingredients, but there are other nearby stores, and we can buy them from there."
"Steward, this little guy just inquired about it. It seems that the nearby food and liquor stores have known in advance. All prices have doubled. Do we still want to buy it?"
"These profiteers know to take advantage of the opportunity to drive up the price. They must buy it, but we will quadruple it when we buy it. Doesn't he have money to show off? Then kill him well .”
"It's a brilliant idea to be in charge!"
"Besides, just to be on the safe side, I have to tell the Patriarch about this matter. You guys should be busy today, and he will settle the bill tomorrow. Then the commission will naturally go into your pockets."
"Okay, the little ones are going to get busy now, and at the same time send a few guys to buy ingredients and drinks nearby."
As for the ingredients stores nearby, last night they all received a letter from the mysterious person, asking them to double the price of ingredients, drinks and other things, and then people from the Li family will come to buy them.
"Do you think the content of the letter is credible? Li's family usually suppresses the price, but now they will buy it after the price has increased?" said the owner of Yimipu and the owner of the drink next door.
"Maybe someone is making fun of it, damn it."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw the guy from the Li family come to the door, "Boss, we want all the rice in your store."
The owner of the rice shop was surprised, knowing that it was probably true, and immediately said cautiously: "It's all right, but the price! It's doubled."
Unexpectedly, those few guys didn't bargain, and said directly: "Okay, I have everything."
"And the drinks in your store, we've packed them all today."
"Okay, but the price has quadrupled." The owner of the liquor store raised the price, but the guys still agreed.
"Calculate the money. After we pay, we will ask the guys in your store to deliver it." In this way, the guys in charge of the purchase bought and bought one by one, and they also experienced the feeling of a shopping spree.
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