This system is actually worse than me!

As for eating and drinking in Youjian inn, it is definitely a prostitution, because the money is all obtained from the dead Li Sanbiao, but for those special services, Lin Yu still records them in a diary, these It is not easy to make things public, so we can only peek slowly in the form of a diary.

[Today is the first day in Youjian Inn. The three younger brothers and I ordered everything and drove out all the strange faces. Maybe this villain is for a while, but it doesn't matter. I, Lin Yu, act I've always been arrogant, if anyone sees me as unhappy, hit me up on horseback! 】

[After dinner, the three younger brothers and I were assigned rooms. It can be seen that this is an extremely luxurious suite, just like a hotel. Card, this is really unsatisfactory]

[In a separate room, people will be lonely, as the saying goes, full of warmth and lust, well, I admit, I thought about it, but who am I, I am Lin Yu, I read the Analects of Confucius, pursue the way of a sage, and pay attention to cleanliness 】

[Ahem, well, this is just an excuse. No matter what the way of a saint is, it is fucking bullshit in front of a beautiful young lady or a mature woman. If you want to ask what kind of road is this, hahaha, tight forest trail]

[Sitting alone in the luxury suite, I started to take out the tablet. Fortunately, I had reserved a lot of resources for the old emperor. There are coded and uncoded ones, but after all, at this time, there is no one around, so the uncoded ones are better. I have something ready, I will chant a poem]

[Sit alone in an empty room and be a wife, this matter is ashamed to be mentioned by outsiders, in front of you is a flat Dongying girl, and the paper towels are neatly spread on the table]

[I feel that I am quite talented in poetry, and I feel that I can be compared with everyone in an instant, but I still have self-knowledge. evil ways】

[Switching your left hand for your right hand is like remarrying a wife after divorce, looking up and down to see female skills, suddenly fast and slow, eyes blurred]

[Little drops fall to the ground, and the children and grandchildren turn into mud]

[Tsk tsk tsk, it's so wet, so wet, it's indeed the year when Yu Xuanji was so wet back then]

[But this kind of thing, once the children and grandchildren landed, they feel that there is no passion and meaning, after all, human energy is limited]

[Afterwards, I felt meaningless and decided not to be a wife by hand. After a while, I got excited again and spread the paper towels neatly. I just forgot about the emotion. Watching a piece of waste paper hurts the body. Before I get married, my kidneys are weak. You say it’s a pity, but it’s not a pity. 】

[Unfortunately, I suddenly remembered that I still have Dali Jinji Wan, which is an excellent holy medicine. In my opinion, it is more powerful than any kind of elixir. The effect of the medicine is really awesome, great]

[When one enters the stomach, one can't sit still immediately, and feels full of energy, but this kind of energy is not easy to use in the hands, so I saw a special service card by the bedside]

[The special service card is similar to the small card in the hotel, except that the card here does not have a picture, and there is no picture of the sexy and coquettish lady, so I have to check it out one by one in person, but you don’t want to Misunderstanding, I am a gentleman, I just want to see if they are pretty or not]

【Well, even if you believe it, I don't believe it myself. To be honest, who has no idea!After all, reciting poems is not as good as experiencing it personally. I think everyone who has been to a bathing center knows this, because the hands have never been forced to feel comfortable and refreshed]

[A philosopher named Morowski once said, I forgot his name, he said that love is not expressed by words, but by actions. At the beginning, I didn’t understand it very well. But maybe there is an idiom that means this: long time makes love]

[Who is Morowski, haha, I came up with the name myself! 】

[Later, I looked at the card and found that it was not the same as Feng Yage, there were prostitutes and non-prosthetics, and all of them were prosthetics, and which one was a new arrival and which one was a flower in bud , are marked, this is a professional shop, hum, I don’t want to report]

[I carefully looked at the names of all the flower girls, and I also began to think about what they have in common, but in the end, I came to the conclusion that these flower girls who sell themselves are nothing more than a bunch of people who act on chickens]

[Later, I chose a name that sounded good, called Hongxing, and I began to think about what this woman would look like, because there is a poem that says it well: The spring in the garden can't be closed, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall]

【Will she be a flirtatious woman? Will I be unable to hold back under her temptation? Well, in fact, I can’t hold back even before the person comes, because the medicinal effect of Dali Jinji Pill is too strong, I'm such a color batch]

【About a few minutes later, this flower girl named Hongxing came. It may be the first time I saw me. She was still a little uncomfortable at first, but after a few minutes of communication, she became more comfortable.】

[During the communication, Hongxing said that I am a man with length, grace, and warmth. I think this is probably a lie from women, because as long as they are happy, they will be satisfied]

[To sum up, the feeling of communicating with Hongxing on the first night can be summed up in two sentences: from "Guests please respect yourself" to "Handsome guys please take the initiative", good guy, she really can talk]

[I don't know how long it lasted, but she always has something to say, saying that she calls her sister during the day and sister at night, it's not interesting to be kept in the dark by me, it's interesting to be kept in the quilt by me, I don't understand those words , she also said that she is hard-spoken, but I feel that she is very soft]

[Some flower girls are good at subjugating soldiers with a three-inch tongue, making people lose soldiers and defeat generals. This kind of kung fu is a ventriloquist, and it can't be done without long-term practice.]

【Later, Hong Xing said not to do all the comfortable things in one night, but two or three nights. I was wondering if eating is comfortable?Why do you still have to eat at night, two bowls, three bowls, I don’t think she is a person who eats a lot, well, I’m actually covering up my impure heart]

[At this point, I only know the meaning of that sentence after I have been in so many romantic places. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines. This plane space is good because it is legal to do this kind of thing.]

[In short, to deal with the group of flower girls who act on chickens, the majority of male compatriots will use stems to make holes. This trick has been tried and tested.]

[Sometimes, even though the flood has been pouring, we still desperately want to block the source of the flood until we are exhausted. Maybe many people have left footprints in the place where the flood passed, but I firmly believe that they have never been like me. the same in the end]

[Actually, girls who pick up girls and pick up girls are talking about business, but every time they talk about a deal, it starts with hundreds of millions]

【This is the emotion from the first night. Well, I went to bed, but it’s not that I’m tired, it’s that she can’t take it anymore. 】