Hong Huang: Hongjun scolded the street!All the members of the Zuwu were mixed
Chapter 288 One pregnancy takes 1 years to be stupid?The key is to get the wrong object?
Li Hao found Di Jiang who was accompanying his wife, and looked at Xi He in embarrassment.
He suddenly had a feeling that he didn't seem to be there.
Hearing the movement, Di Jiang raised his head, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he looked at Li Hao seriously, as if the man who was so disgusting to death just now was not himself at all, "Thirteenth brother, why are you here? What's the matter? "
Seeing Di Jiang's normal state, Xi He covered his mouth and laughed. She had never seen Di Jiang like this before.
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, my husband actually has two faces.
Is there a seamless transition between these two emotions?It's a little bit amazing.
Li Hao looked at Xihe, then at Dijiang, scratched his head and said.
"That... didn't you say it before... Uh! I'm fine! I'm strolling!"
In the middle of the conversation, Li Hao suddenly felt that it was better not to say anything, but to compare his heart with his heart.
Di Jiang had very little free time. Ever since Xi He became pregnant, he was almost always busy with outside affairs and rarely cared about Xi He.
Although she didn't say it, which woman doesn't want to be cared for?
Because of this, Li Hao suddenly changed the topic and talked nonsense.
After all, turn around and leave.
Looking at Li Hao's leaving back, Di Jiang smacked his lips, turned his head and walked to Xi He's side again with a smile, stretched out his hand to caress Xi He's tall belly, and said in a low voice.
"This thirteenth brother, although the important things are done well, but he is usually not serious, so I don't know who to follow."
Xi He also smiled, and said softly, "Husband, are you going out again?"
Di Jiang was taken aback when he heard the words, and quickly shook his head, "No! Why did you say I want to go out?"
Xi He explained slowly, "Thirteen is here, don't you understand?"
Di Jiang looked puzzled and didn't know why, scratched his head, and asked, "What's wrong with the thirteenth brother? You have been pregnant for more than a hundred thousand years, and you have lived in seclusion, so you don't know."
"He's always like this, if you use his words to describe it..."
When Di Jiang said this, he held his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly remembered the explanation, and said hastily.
"By the way! Street slipper, he is like this at ordinary times, like a street slipper, he sees everyone all day long and says, little brother, I'm fine! I'm strolling! And he has to eat 9000-year-old flat peaches, and he coughs when he eats others. "
"Many members of the Nong's clan have been taken under the radar, and they greet each other like this."
Xi He covered his mouth and chuckled, and let out a clear laughter like a silver bell, "Husband, why don't you understand? Even as you said, Shisan always strolls, but have you ever seen him strolling here?"
Di Jiang thought for a while, then shook his head, "It seems that there really isn't one."
Xi He rolled his eyes and continued.
"Then... Thirteen must have something to say when you come here."
Di Jiang nodded and asked back, "Didn't he say it's all right? You don't know Thirteenth Brother."
"As a witch, he always says what he says, never hides it, and doesn't think about tabooing these things."
Xi He shook his head dumbfounded, and explained patiently, "Isn't it because you worry about me? Over the years, we have been together less often and separated more, Shisan is sorry."
As soon as these words came out, Di Jiang suddenly realized.
To be honest, looking at Di Jiang's state, Xi He couldn't understand why Di Jiang was so clueless.
It turns out that Mingming is very smart, but now such a simple truth needs to be pointed out by others.
If Li Hao knew Xi He's thoughts, he would definitely say, "I know! I know! I know about this!"
"This is called a three-year stupid pregnancy... Bah! Stupid 30 years!"
Hmm... In fact, Dijiang is really in such a situation.
As a new father, it is quite normal to have some confusion in the mind.
Di Jiang looked at Xi He, stroked her stomach lightly, but did not speak.
Xi He's nose was almost out of breath, and he said in an unhappy tone.
"No, what are you still doing here? Are you still looking for it?"
Di Jiang looked confused, and immediately got up, "Okay! I'm looking for... eh? No! What am I looking for?"
Xi He sighed, and couldn't see it, "What else can I look for? Look for Shisan, and see what he wants to do with you. What if it's about the development of the ethnic group?"
Di Jiang repeatedly nodded in response, but his body did not move, "But your side?"
Xi He snorted, rolled his eyes at Di Jiang and said.
"Haven't you been here for so many years? It's okay, I probably won't give birth in ten thousand years, you only need to come back in ten thousand years."
"Ethnic matters are also very important. I hope that the children will be born in a peaceful and safe time."
"Now you go, go early and come back early."
Di Jiang nodded, and the law of operation disappeared in place.
At this moment, he was quite moved, and sighed, "If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for?"
After a lot of searching, Di Jiang finally saw Li Hao at Zhu Jiuyin's home.
At this time, he was talking with Zhu Jiuyin and She Bishi, and of course Houtu was also among them, and everyone knew the reason.
In fact, Houtu didn't look so closely at first, but when she discovered that the human woman named Ziyi always approached her younger brother intentionally or unintentionally, and made some clothes and shoes from time to time.
Fearing that his younger brother would be hooked up by the vixen again, he began to guard against death.
Regarding Houtu's actions, Li Hao naturally couldn't say anything. After all, she didn't disturb Li Hao and the others to discuss matters, but just sat quietly and looked at Li Hao.
Therefore, he could only let it go and communicate with Zhu Jiuyin and She Bishi as if nothing had happened.
At this time, Di Jiang appeared out of nowhere and interrupted Li Hao. He was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked, "Brother, why are you here? Don't you need to accompany sister-in-law?"
Di Jiang had a strange face, and said with gritted teeth.
"You still say? If you don't go, how can I come here?"
Zhu Jiuyin looked at She Bishi and smiled, "How is it? Brother Ten? Did you lose?"
With a regretful face, She Bishi took out something from his clothes, which was a grasshopper-shaped gadget woven from weeds.
The children of the human race were given to Shebishi, or to the two witches, Shebishi and Zhujiuyin.
It's just that Zhu Jiuyin was naturally unwilling to take over the extravagant corpse for his own, so after Li Hao came to explain the situation, the two witches made a bet.
Just betting how long it will take for Dijiang to find him, living in a secluded place like a corpse, he naturally thinks that Dijiang is still the same as before, and will not delay anything related to the ethnic group.
Zhu Jiuyin was on the contrary. He knew Di Jiang's recent changes very well, so he naturally bet that Di Jiang would come late.
Therefore, Zhu Jiuyin won!He grabbed the little grasshopper, looked left and right, and liked it very much.
Di Jiang was a little confused by this, but Li Hao was very disdainful.
My heart said, "Damn it! You're so ignorant! Isn't it just a grasshopper?"
"One is showing that strange uncle's expression of tricking children into looking at goldfish, and the other's eye circles are already red, and it looks like he's about to cry! Are you sure that's the case?"
Di Jiang didn't know, so he selectively ignored the performance of the two witches, looked at Li Hao and said.
"I'm late, tell me! What's the matter?"
Li Hao looked at Dijiang, honestly speaking, he didn't expect Dijiang to come, it's not wrong for the couple to be sweet and greasy for a while, isn't it?
Although it would be troublesome without the protection of the law of space, it is the same with the law of time.
At that time, let She Bishi make some drugs, once the law of time is opened, it will make no difference if you add some drugs to the wine or tea.
Therefore, it can be said that Li Hao's plan this time did not consider the factor of Di Jiang at all.
However, since we're here, let's act together. Just as Li Hao wanted to speak, Shebishi spoke first.
Because Di Jiang lost the bet and lost all his beloved things, he was naturally unhappy, "Brother, why are you here now? Can't you come earlier? Why don't you come so late!"
Di Jiang also didn't understand Shebishi's cryptic statement, he only thought that the other party was blaming him for being late.
So, he said apologetically.
"Oh! I'm sorry! At that time, I was only the thirteenth brother and I was just wandering around. I didn't even think about it."
"If your sister-in-law hadn't reminded me, I might not be able to react until now."
Hearing this, the three witches had different thoughts in their minds. Shebishi was naturally quite uncomfortable, but Zhu Jiuyin felt quite happy, as he had imagined.
As for Li Hao...he felt very strange. Di Jiang had indeed changed in recent years, as if he had lost a string in his brain.
This made Li Hao have to think of the modern saying, one pregnancy is stupid for three years.
Dijiang is even worse, he has been stupid for nearly 10 years, and he is getting more and more stupid.
But are you sure you're not mistaken?Have you never heard of a man being stupid because his spouse is pregnant?
The point is, not only is Xi He not stupid, but he seems to be becoming more and more clever.
This... this is outrageous, isn't it?
He suddenly had a feeling that he didn't seem to be there.
Hearing the movement, Di Jiang raised his head, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he looked at Li Hao seriously, as if the man who was so disgusting to death just now was not himself at all, "Thirteenth brother, why are you here? What's the matter? "
Seeing Di Jiang's normal state, Xi He covered his mouth and laughed. She had never seen Di Jiang like this before.
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, my husband actually has two faces.
Is there a seamless transition between these two emotions?It's a little bit amazing.
Li Hao looked at Xihe, then at Dijiang, scratched his head and said.
"That... didn't you say it before... Uh! I'm fine! I'm strolling!"
In the middle of the conversation, Li Hao suddenly felt that it was better not to say anything, but to compare his heart with his heart.
Di Jiang had very little free time. Ever since Xi He became pregnant, he was almost always busy with outside affairs and rarely cared about Xi He.
Although she didn't say it, which woman doesn't want to be cared for?
Because of this, Li Hao suddenly changed the topic and talked nonsense.
After all, turn around and leave.
Looking at Li Hao's leaving back, Di Jiang smacked his lips, turned his head and walked to Xi He's side again with a smile, stretched out his hand to caress Xi He's tall belly, and said in a low voice.
"This thirteenth brother, although the important things are done well, but he is usually not serious, so I don't know who to follow."
Xi He also smiled, and said softly, "Husband, are you going out again?"
Di Jiang was taken aback when he heard the words, and quickly shook his head, "No! Why did you say I want to go out?"
Xi He explained slowly, "Thirteen is here, don't you understand?"
Di Jiang looked puzzled and didn't know why, scratched his head, and asked, "What's wrong with the thirteenth brother? You have been pregnant for more than a hundred thousand years, and you have lived in seclusion, so you don't know."
"He's always like this, if you use his words to describe it..."
When Di Jiang said this, he held his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly remembered the explanation, and said hastily.
"By the way! Street slipper, he is like this at ordinary times, like a street slipper, he sees everyone all day long and says, little brother, I'm fine! I'm strolling! And he has to eat 9000-year-old flat peaches, and he coughs when he eats others. "
"Many members of the Nong's clan have been taken under the radar, and they greet each other like this."
Xi He covered his mouth and chuckled, and let out a clear laughter like a silver bell, "Husband, why don't you understand? Even as you said, Shisan always strolls, but have you ever seen him strolling here?"
Di Jiang thought for a while, then shook his head, "It seems that there really isn't one."
Xi He rolled his eyes and continued.
"Then... Thirteen must have something to say when you come here."
Di Jiang nodded and asked back, "Didn't he say it's all right? You don't know Thirteenth Brother."
"As a witch, he always says what he says, never hides it, and doesn't think about tabooing these things."
Xi He shook his head dumbfounded, and explained patiently, "Isn't it because you worry about me? Over the years, we have been together less often and separated more, Shisan is sorry."
As soon as these words came out, Di Jiang suddenly realized.
To be honest, looking at Di Jiang's state, Xi He couldn't understand why Di Jiang was so clueless.
It turns out that Mingming is very smart, but now such a simple truth needs to be pointed out by others.
If Li Hao knew Xi He's thoughts, he would definitely say, "I know! I know! I know about this!"
"This is called a three-year stupid pregnancy... Bah! Stupid 30 years!"
Hmm... In fact, Dijiang is really in such a situation.
As a new father, it is quite normal to have some confusion in the mind.
Di Jiang looked at Xi He, stroked her stomach lightly, but did not speak.
Xi He's nose was almost out of breath, and he said in an unhappy tone.
"No, what are you still doing here? Are you still looking for it?"
Di Jiang looked confused, and immediately got up, "Okay! I'm looking for... eh? No! What am I looking for?"
Xi He sighed, and couldn't see it, "What else can I look for? Look for Shisan, and see what he wants to do with you. What if it's about the development of the ethnic group?"
Di Jiang repeatedly nodded in response, but his body did not move, "But your side?"
Xi He snorted, rolled his eyes at Di Jiang and said.
"Haven't you been here for so many years? It's okay, I probably won't give birth in ten thousand years, you only need to come back in ten thousand years."
"Ethnic matters are also very important. I hope that the children will be born in a peaceful and safe time."
"Now you go, go early and come back early."
Di Jiang nodded, and the law of operation disappeared in place.
At this moment, he was quite moved, and sighed, "If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for?"
After a lot of searching, Di Jiang finally saw Li Hao at Zhu Jiuyin's home.
At this time, he was talking with Zhu Jiuyin and She Bishi, and of course Houtu was also among them, and everyone knew the reason.
In fact, Houtu didn't look so closely at first, but when she discovered that the human woman named Ziyi always approached her younger brother intentionally or unintentionally, and made some clothes and shoes from time to time.
Fearing that his younger brother would be hooked up by the vixen again, he began to guard against death.
Regarding Houtu's actions, Li Hao naturally couldn't say anything. After all, she didn't disturb Li Hao and the others to discuss matters, but just sat quietly and looked at Li Hao.
Therefore, he could only let it go and communicate with Zhu Jiuyin and She Bishi as if nothing had happened.
At this time, Di Jiang appeared out of nowhere and interrupted Li Hao. He was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked, "Brother, why are you here? Don't you need to accompany sister-in-law?"
Di Jiang had a strange face, and said with gritted teeth.
"You still say? If you don't go, how can I come here?"
Zhu Jiuyin looked at She Bishi and smiled, "How is it? Brother Ten? Did you lose?"
With a regretful face, She Bishi took out something from his clothes, which was a grasshopper-shaped gadget woven from weeds.
The children of the human race were given to Shebishi, or to the two witches, Shebishi and Zhujiuyin.
It's just that Zhu Jiuyin was naturally unwilling to take over the extravagant corpse for his own, so after Li Hao came to explain the situation, the two witches made a bet.
Just betting how long it will take for Dijiang to find him, living in a secluded place like a corpse, he naturally thinks that Dijiang is still the same as before, and will not delay anything related to the ethnic group.
Zhu Jiuyin was on the contrary. He knew Di Jiang's recent changes very well, so he naturally bet that Di Jiang would come late.
Therefore, Zhu Jiuyin won!He grabbed the little grasshopper, looked left and right, and liked it very much.
Di Jiang was a little confused by this, but Li Hao was very disdainful.
My heart said, "Damn it! You're so ignorant! Isn't it just a grasshopper?"
"One is showing that strange uncle's expression of tricking children into looking at goldfish, and the other's eye circles are already red, and it looks like he's about to cry! Are you sure that's the case?"
Di Jiang didn't know, so he selectively ignored the performance of the two witches, looked at Li Hao and said.
"I'm late, tell me! What's the matter?"
Li Hao looked at Dijiang, honestly speaking, he didn't expect Dijiang to come, it's not wrong for the couple to be sweet and greasy for a while, isn't it?
Although it would be troublesome without the protection of the law of space, it is the same with the law of time.
At that time, let She Bishi make some drugs, once the law of time is opened, it will make no difference if you add some drugs to the wine or tea.
Therefore, it can be said that Li Hao's plan this time did not consider the factor of Di Jiang at all.
However, since we're here, let's act together. Just as Li Hao wanted to speak, Shebishi spoke first.
Because Di Jiang lost the bet and lost all his beloved things, he was naturally unhappy, "Brother, why are you here now? Can't you come earlier? Why don't you come so late!"
Di Jiang also didn't understand Shebishi's cryptic statement, he only thought that the other party was blaming him for being late.
So, he said apologetically.
"Oh! I'm sorry! At that time, I was only the thirteenth brother and I was just wandering around. I didn't even think about it."
"If your sister-in-law hadn't reminded me, I might not be able to react until now."
Hearing this, the three witches had different thoughts in their minds. Shebishi was naturally quite uncomfortable, but Zhu Jiuyin felt quite happy, as he had imagined.
As for Li Hao...he felt very strange. Di Jiang had indeed changed in recent years, as if he had lost a string in his brain.
This made Li Hao have to think of the modern saying, one pregnancy is stupid for three years.
Dijiang is even worse, he has been stupid for nearly 10 years, and he is getting more and more stupid.
But are you sure you're not mistaken?Have you never heard of a man being stupid because his spouse is pregnant?
The point is, not only is Xi He not stupid, but he seems to be becoming more and more clever.
This... this is outrageous, isn't it?
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