It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

Li Fei was dumbfounded after listening to King Huang Feng's narration.

Call it awesome!
Take it, really take it!
Also, that gray mouse demon brother, you say what the king says, don't do it in front of me!
I don't need a demo, I understand!
( д ) !!!
"Then why do you let the middleman find the price difference? You eat your own feces, isn't it good for internal circulation?"

As soon as this remark came out, the triumphant rat monsters fell silent for a moment.

"That's right!" a mouse demon exclaimed.

Li Fei burst out laughing, that's right!
King Huang Feng thought about it, frowned deeply, and thought it was right, but he also felt that something was wrong.

Eat your own, live forever?
King Huangfeng was thinking, he is a big demon, he spends too much food on weekdays, and it is too wasteful to only get in and out.

If this method is successful, constipation will be cured, and the food cycle can definitely be reproduced!
Boom!
"Monster! Hand over my master quickly, or don't blame your grandpa for stepping into the rat hole!"

King Huangfeng listened with his ears upright, and with a shake of his hand, a long spear appeared.

"Little ones, add firewood to the bottom of the tank, cook Tang Sanzang, and eat it when I come back after I have repelled the monkeys outside!"

"Yes!" The little demon immediately added firewood to Li Fei's tank.

King Huang Feng sneered: "Tang Monk, I'm sure of you today, even if the Jade Emperor comes, I won't be able to keep you, I told you!"

outside the cave.

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie are leaning against the wall, eating bananas, very relaxed.

There was no rush at all.

King Huang Feng, who came out angrily, was confused again. Why are the three Buddhist scriptures so buddhist?
It's too unprofessional!
"Monster, you only have one chance, if you have some foresight, let my master go!
If not, hum! "

King Huang Feng held his spear and said mockingly, "Oh, otherwise, what could you do?"

"If not, I won't even ask you to find Master back, and you will be at your own peril!"

King Huang Feng laughed wantonly, "You masters and apprentices are all idiots, and what you say are all stupid things you don't understand, I will bear the consequences?

Let me first show you what this king is capable of! "

After finishing speaking, King Huangfeng recited the mantra silently, his abdomen swelled as if he was nine months pregnant, and then exhaled.

Suddenly the wind blew up, dark clouds covered the sun, and the rocks rolled and slid down by the wind.

Sun Wukong's copper-skinned and iron-framed body felt chilly when blown by the evil wind.

Zhu Bajie felt uncomfortable, and was almost blown into old cold legs and osteoporosis.

Turning around, the two of them couldn't resist the disgusting smell and fled with the wind.

"Hahaha, with this little ability, you also came to find this important person?
Little ones, go back to the cave to eat Tang Monk meat! "

"The mighty king!"

Not far away, mountains and forests.

Zhu Bajie inadvertently glanced at Jialan, the guardian of the sky, and the four meritorious officers.

He muttered: "Brother Monkey, isn't our acting too fake?"

"Idiot, don't care if he's fake or not, just do what Master wants.

Let's wait until Master has had enough fun. "

"Brother Monkey, what happened to the black bear spirit you mentioned earlier, can you say it now?"

Sun Wukong thought about what happened to the black bear spirit, and said: "Let me tell you this, the black bear spirit was as powerful as you before meeting Master.

After meeting Master, I became as cowardly as that talented person, understand? "

Zhu Bajie was shocked, "Damn it, I understand the analogy!

Monkey brother, old pig, let me ask a lot, what is the origin of Master, and why is he so perverted? "

Sun Wukong's face was serious, thinking of Li Fei smashing the Five Elements Mountain with one punch.

Solemnly said: "It's not human anyway."

"Who!" Sun Wukong was about to continue the conversation when he keenly noticed that someone was approaching.

"Lingji Bodhisattva?" Zhu Bajie asked in surprise, he had seen this person before.

Lingji Bodhisattva came over with a smile, and performed a Buddha ceremony, "The two of you were forced to stay here to discuss a plan because you were repelled by the evil wind of the king of yellow wind, and you had no way to save Master, right?"

Lingji Bodhisattva was very excited, finally it was my turn to play!

Hmph, the evil wind of King Huangfeng can disturb the Three Realms, and it cannot be suppressed without my Fengding Pill!
Monkey King and Zhu Bajie looked at each other, but they didn't know what to say.

Bodhisattva, do you feel that you have misunderstood something?
"That's right, what good strategy does the Bodhisattva have?" Zhu Bajie asked naively.

Lingji Bodhisattva smiled, "The Yellow Wind King was originally a mouse in Lingshan, who stole the Buddha's lamp oil, obtained good fortune, and became a demon in the lower realm.

Knowing the magic of Xunfeng, even the gods of Daluo are hard to parry!
Only my Dingfeng Pill can be broken!

So, you two don't need to ask for help everywhere, just me! "

Sun Wukong raised his monkey eyes, it's all right with you?

If you spoil my master's good deeds, then you will be the one to take the blame.

"Since the Bodhisattva said so, then he will follow us to catch the demon!" Zhu Bajie said steadily.

Now it's Lingji Bodhisattva's turn to be puzzled, why wait?

……

Go back to the cave.

Li Fei thought about it again and again, and finally encountered a monster, without the intervention of Wukong Bajie and gods and Buddhas.

It would be a shame not to extract enough system rewards!

It's still too far away from [-] million soul points, so we must hurry up.

Li Fei didn't want his soul to wither and die in a hundred years!

After thinking a lot, Li Fei chatted with King Huang Feng again.

It has set out its housekeeping supernatural power, Xunfeng Divine Art!

The Yellow Wind King also complained that if he hadn't felt uncomfortable in his stomach, he had cast the kamikaze just now, and the monkey that had been blown would only have dry bones, and the fat pig would have lost its soul!

Li Fei thought and thought, and decided to make a big bad idea.

"As the saying goes, a dead fellow Daoist never dies a poor one. I'm also doing it for the sake of soul points, so I just have a bad taste. Everyone, don't blame me!"

After Li Fei muttered in his heart, he said to King Huang Feng, "My lord, I have a method that may help you, but I don't know if you can stand it."

King Huangfeng watched the fire getting more and more intense, and said excitedly, "What can I do?"

The corners of Li Fei's mouth raised slightly, "System, take out the Yixie Thousand Miles Card and use it on King Huangfeng."

[Drip, the one-thousand-mile card has been taken out]

【Used successfully! 】

Suddenly, Huang Feng Dawang, who had been constipated for ten years and had an unknown amount of stuff stored in his stomach, came to feel it.

It just so happened that Bodhisattva Lingji led Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie to the entrance of the cave, intending to pretend to use his skills to subdue King Huangfeng and gain a wave of merit.