It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

"Master, don't be in a hurry to take care of the weeds, I, Lao Xun, haven't introduced myself to Master yet.

I am Monkey King Xun Wukong, who was imprisoned here by the Tathagata for causing disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago.

Thanks to Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who is worthy of my good fortune, and escorts you to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and learn scriptures! "

Sun Wukong scratched his cheek with his hands, very excited, 500 years of loneliness made him very eager to communicate with others.

Hearing this, Li Fei frowned with a smile, "What did you say is your name?"

"My name is Xun Wukong!"

"I'll go, what Wukong?"

"It's Xun Wukong, master! (loud)"

"What's empty?"

"Xian Wukong! (Broken sound)"

"Enlightened what?"

"Oh my God, this monk is hard of hearing. I said, my name is Xun Wukong! (Agitated)"

Li Fei couldn't help laughing.

[Drip, Sun Wukong thinks that this master may not have a high level of education, so he is overjoyed.Reward: 10086 soul points]

Li Fei was taken aback, I am damn, rewarding so many soul points!

My level of education is not high?
As an outstanding young man in the 21st century, I have read countless banned books, isn't it high?
You, a physical education teacher, taught by Bodhi, are you still plotting against me?
It seems that Bodhi didn't control your cultural class, your pronunciation is not accurate, why did you change your teeth, and your speech is out of style?
Alas, you teach fighting and fleeing, Bodhi is worthy of being the leader of the training base for social thugs.

Just make things happen.

"Look at my mouth shape, Si Wensun, Monkey King." Li Fei had to change Monkey King's accent, otherwise how many jokes would be made along the way?
Sun Wukong scratched his head, also curious, and read along: "Si Wen ~ Xun."

"Good guy! I'm convinced, ah Wo'er, Yiwuyu, don't give me the wrong way.

Is it Sun Wukong who wants to Xun, your name is Xun Wukong, ah bah, Sun Wukong! "Li Fei almost made a detour by himself, teasing Brother Monkey, and stroked the hair on his chin, it was very smooth.

"Xun? Sun? My old grandson?"

Li Fei smiled, "You can explain clearly!"

Sun Wukong brushed away Li Fei's groping movements, "It's all irrelevant, the important thing is my old... Siwen~sun, my old grandson has great skills, and can keep you safe and sound all the way to the west. worry!"

What is Li Fei's current strength?
If Brother Monkey hadn't been his idol all along, he would have become a tool monkey for collecting rewards.

Hmph, which monster meets me now, isn't it bad luck for eight lifetimes?
"Oh? Really, I heard Guanyin Bodhisattva said about you, but I just don't know how capable you are?"

Speaking of skills, Sun Wukong came to the spirit, with memories in his eyes.

He said impassionedly: "I have 72 changes of earth evil, and the number of yin and yang is extremely variable, and the changes are endless!
Turn a somersault cloud, travel one hundred and eight thousand miles, the speed surpasses the three realms!

The so-called, the sky and the earth are like a wheel, and the ability to fly across the sea and mountains is the best! "

Li Fei smiled, "What else?"

Sun Wukong is impatient, he doesn't want others to underestimate him, he shouted: "I still have supernatural powers outside the body, I can change my body infinitely by blowing a hair, so far I have never lost a single defeat!
The great supernatural powers are like heaven and earth, with 33 heavens above his head, and [-] floors of hell under his feet!
So far, only the big brother Bull Demon King and the little sage Erlang can cooperate with me to perform this technique!
Back then, I made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, but with superhuman powers, the 36 members of Lei Buzhengshen were defeated steadily. Who can stop me?
Fixed body method, size as you wish.

The rivers and seas are overturned, and the ground is a prison.

When gathered together, it forms, and when dispersed, it becomes Qi.

The primordial spirit goes out of the body, cuts out the abdomen and cuts out the heart.

There is a way in the sky, and there is a door in the earth.

There is no shadow in the sun and the moon, and there is no hindrance in entering the gold and stone!
Water can't drown, fire can't burn, King Kong can't be destroyed!
Master, how am I? "

Sun Wukong said excitedly, and Li Fei also got goosebumps when he heard it, this is my great sage!
Can't help but think of two poems.

"Eternal life for hundreds of millions of kalpas, when the divine light shines on ghosts and supersedes life.

The purity and turbidity rotates several times, opening up several kalpas to serve the west and east.

Wukong, you are worthy of the Taiyi Golden Immortal above Hunyuan Qi! "

As soon as this remark came out, Monkey King burst into tears and grabbed Li Fei's hand.

"Master, you understand me!"

Li Fei was also very excited, and grabbed the monkey's hand, "Wukong, you said you are so awesome, why are you still acting like this."

Sun Wukong's face instantly collapsed: I%@#*+!