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'Brother Yin Yang' flashed in front of her; Zhang Jinhua could see 'him' and the finger when he looked up.

Hairy, it seems to belong to the Beastmen.

"eat!"

Brother Yinyang is cruel and ruthless, but he is not as gentle as sister Yinyang.

Although they are the same person, he is perverted.

If Zhang Jinhua doesn't eat, there is only one ending, and that is death!

"I'll eat it for her."

At the critical moment, the Beastman came over again, snatched his fingers, chewed them into pieces, and then spat on Zhang Jinhua.

The woman was dumbfounded, seeing the disgusting pieces of meat falling on her body, she trembled crazily.

gross! !

"Well, the female policeman dipped in seasoning should taste better than the skinny girl." The beast man laughed, and approached Zhang Jinhua over Yin Yang brother.

Then, Sister Qiankun came out again and swallowed the Beastman in one gulp.

"..."

Zhang Jinhua couldn't guess how she would die in the end, she just wanted to kill herself first, and she didn't have to be insulted by these people!
"Hey, are you okay?" The poet fairy official came over and looked at Zhang Jinhua with 'heartache', "How about I recite a poem for you?"

After speaking, without waiting for Zhang Jinhua to agree, he began to perform——

"Drinking from the fountain of life

i dreamed of sweet home

The gentle person has entered the sweet dreamland

The landscape by the river is as picturesque as it is attractive. "

……

Zhang Jinhua's mood 'calmed down' a lot after listening to the poem by the Immortal Poetry Officer.

She was brought into the artistic conception of a poetic fairy, her soul seemed to float out, unable to control her body.

She looked at herself and approached Shixian Palace.

At this time, Shi Xianguan became the man she most wanted to see.

Zhang Jinhua couldn't bear it anymore and fell into his arms.

At the critical moment, she saw a knife protruding from the stomach of Shixian Palace.

The Shixian Palace fell, and behind him was Yin Yang.

She's back again.

Then she was smiling at Zhang Jinhua, and after laughing, she squatted down, hugged Shixiangong, and began to bandage his wound.

He kept crying out in pain, his face was pale, and he seemed to be dying.

However, he didn't blame Yin Yang Mei.

Because the yin and yang girl will lick that wound for him.

He feels better.

However, he still lost his ability to move.

He was lying on the ground, and the others turned a blind eye, as if there hadn't been any 'infighting' just now.

These strange creatures... are they human or ghosts?
"Don't worry, after that person opens the door, your injury will heal." Dujun hugged Shixian Palace into his arms and comforted him softly.

Shi Xiangong nodded, and a red glow appeared in her eyes.

They were all waiting for the palace to open.

"We're being attacked!" It was a long, long time before they brought it up again.

Zhang Jinhua thought they had all forgotten about it.

"Then what should I do?" Yin Yang girl held Zhang Jinhua's hand and kept touching it, then looked at her brothers, "That's a gunman, using EUI silver bullets."

"You can see our flaws, the sneak attack was successful, and we shot down the helicopter specially made by our division... This person can't be an unknown person." Dujun said.

"Then who is he?" Yu Clan asked.

"I don't know." Everyone shook their heads in unison, "In Huaxia, we only know that 'Mr. Bai'."

"Then shall we take revenge?" the chef asked, "My 'Shixin Soy Sauce' was destroyed on the plane! How do you cook?"

"He shot!" Suddenly, Dujun yelled.

Then, as his voice fell, another silver bullet fired.

It's just that this thing didn't shoot them.

Instead, shoot the 'murderous intent' that had been ambushed long ago.

Wu Xunhuan's gun never hit anyone.

Because he is China's number one crafty spear god!
Boom!

Following the appearance of this bullet, the big white tree collapsed, and then the ground was turned upside down. Well-trained soldiers rose up one by one, carrying dirt, and approached the seven people.

At this time, the bullet was still advancing, and it hit the empty 'mid-air', but turned a corner.

It goes underground!

Then the 'P-type magic mine' buried by the soldiers a long time ago suddenly appeared in the world.

Followed by, there are countless strange colors and brilliance.

They shone in the sky, and the seven of them were immediately covered by the light, and they couldn't see anything.

And thousands of attackers and soldiers are rushing towards them!

"Ah, what should I do, I can't see!" The beast man panicked.

"Ah, my thigh was blown away!" Sister Qiankun shouted.

"My power is passing away." Dujun said.

"Where's my pot?" The chef was shocked.

"The sky is imprisoned!" Yuren said, "I have lost the qualification to fly."

"...

Begin to love the fluttering of this tired life

People who hate can still know
So the flying in the sky
Everything seems to be the world of peace

Technical issues with the text in the world

Wake up from this drunken nightmare

......"

The Poetry Officer is still reciting poems.

At this moment, Yin Yang's shocked voice sounded, "Someone wants to snatch my policewoman!"

"Then what should we do?" Sister Qiankun asked.

……

……

"Don't worry." Wu Xunhuan said to Jiang Xuemeng with his hands behind his back, "Your captain Zhang was rescued by my junior brother, that's 100% safe."

"En." Jiang Xuemeng looked at his back with a complicated expression, where the pistol was still slowly emitting light smoke.

Such a pervert has an unstoppable ability.

Jiang Xuemeng didn't even know when this killing round started.

If she seeks pleasure from Shang Wu; even if her marksmanship is as accurate as his, then she is dead!
"It's a mess," Wu Xunhuan sneered, glanced at Sui Yunzhu with some pride, and said to the battle circle in front of him, "Such a few wastes are a waste of my bullets."

"That's natural," Sui Yunzhu smiled reservedly, "Young Master Wu is a gunslinger, and one of your bullets is equal to a small nuclear weapon. It is indeed a waste to prepare so many weapons."

"Forget it, it's saving people after all." Wu Xunhuan smiled, turned to look at Jiang Xuemeng and said, "Jiang Xuemeng, you can marry my elder brother tonight."

Hearing the words, the latter's pretty face suddenly turned pale.

Will he be bullied by Wu Xunhuan tonight?

she…

No regrets.

As long as Captain Zhang is saved, she is 'willing' to do so.

"Hmph." Seeing Jiang Xuemeng's aggrieved expression, Wu Xunhuan sneered.

Any woman he likes, don't even try to escape from his grasp.

When thinking about this...

Wu Xunhuan glanced at Sui Yunzhu.

This stunning beauty is much more awesome than Jiang Xuemeng; although the two have similar looks, but in terms of identity... Sui Yunzhu is formidable.

So she is also Wu Xunhuan's target.

"Huh?" The latter felt his gaze, and turned to look at him with some doubts, "What's wrong with Young Master Wu?"

"It's okay." Wu Xun smiled happily, and then put the gun back on his waist, "There's nothing to see, let's go back to the camp first."

"Ow!"

However, not a second after he finished speaking, a roar resounded from the shining battle circle.

That seems to be the awakening of the ancient behemoth!
And it is.

A beast as huge as a building emerged.

Its head couldn't even cover the light that was more than ten meters high.

It ran in place, and then soldiers flew into the sky one by one.

Their heads, hands and feet simply cannot be assembled in one place.

In the air, countless 'parts' flew out!
Seeing this scene, Wu Xunhuan's expression was very ugly.

He drew the silver pistol again.

Sui Yunzhu knew that he was about to get angry.