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"What?" Ma Qingqiu asked into the microphone, and Yin Gongzui also turned his ears.

"The army found a good seedling and defeated the whole army without injury. We are going to take him to the competition."

"Is it too late?" Yin Gongzui asked: "No matter how powerful he is, he is better than you and me? You are trying to make him a 'new saint'!"

Yin Gongzui didn't say 'better than Ouhe', because all of them knew that this person defeated Gao Poqiong, so he... naturally has the strength of a saint.

And take a "good seedling" of an army to the competition...even if you give him a few artifacts and elixir...he can't become a saint.

Do you really think it's so easy to become the Six Sages?
"Don't worry, Shanren has his own plan, you just come back." Gao Poqiong was full of confidence.

"You wouldn't..." Ma Yin and the two suddenly trembled, and Qi Qi showed a shocked expression.

What is it that scared the second saint?

"This is a last resort!" Gao Poqiong didn't refute, and said in a low tone: "For the sake of Huaxia, we must do this! That Ouhe will treat him as 'dead', and we will deal with him after this matter is over!"

Ma and Yin: ...

They always feel... like there's a loophole.

But, if you don't do this, how can you get number one in the world?

They, Huaxia, are a superpower, so they can't be slapped in the face.

It seems... really can only use that trick.

……

……

"Oh, you are so annoying, can you stop following me!"

A few days ago, Ma and Yin followed Ouhe, but Feng Shui took turns, and now it is Ouhe and Xiaoke's turn.

It was his turn to try the taste of being rejected.

But unlike Ma and Yin, Ouhe didn't resist, he seemed to be addicted.

"Are you annoying?" Xiao Ke stood in the martial arts hall, looking at the man outside the window.

At this time, he was outside his balcony.

"Tell me, what did you find?" Ouhe smiled, and he was in a good mood, but he was very curious, what did Xiaoke see in the video?Why so surprised?
And... when will she be willing to tell the truth?
"You go to the 'global event'! All the fighters in Jianghu Forum are calling for you!" Xiaoke stomped her feet angrily, "If you don't go to win glory for the country, why bother me all the time? Don't you think I'm ugly? Since So, still blocking me every day?"

"Hey, it's you that I blocked, but I want to see Mu Xiaotu!" Ouhe was a little angry, so he admitted her ugliness, but, this should have made her angry... Xiaoke blushed .

she's not very angry...

"There's no Mu Xiaotu, let's go." Xiao Ke pursed her lips and said in a daze, "I really don't know why you keep looking for her? Do you know each other?"

"I know you." Ouhe said with a smile, "I've known each other in my previous life."

"You!" Xiao Ke froze, her face blushed a lot, but there were too many scars, and she couldn't see them, otherwise... Ouhe would have run away in fright.

"Come on, come back with me." Ou He knocked on the window, "Is it safe to live here alone? Are you afraid that ghosts will drag you into the Cang River at night?"

"You were dragged by ghosts! Ouhe, can you speak, I hate you to death." Xiao Ke is also a third-level grand master, but she...is also afraid of ghosts.

After all, this strength does not belong to her 'body'; it is the power of 'Xiao Ke', and she will be promoted to the third-level grand master, to a large extent, Ouhe gave her some ancient chicken soup.

If you drink too much, you will naturally break through.

"You're telling the truth, okay?" Ou He said, "You follow me back to Qingyun Community, then I won't pester you."

"why?"

"Because I can protect you!" Ouhe just discusses the matter; although Xiaoke is ugly, she hides the 'truth', Ouhe won't let her have an accident, and...however, she is also a friend, it would be bad if she was arrested …

"Yo, it seems that Ou Tianwang's love is overflowing, and he wants to protect girls when he sees them." At this time, Xiao is 'Mu Xiaotu', so she heard that Ouhe wanted to protect other 'girls'...she was very angry, and she also I don't know why I am like this.

"Tell me what you saw in the video... I'll take you to fly in the sky again." Ouhe ignored her taunt, earnestly and kindly.

"If I want to fly, I won't take a plane?" Although Xiaoke really wants to fly...but she is stubborn.

"Can it be the same?" Ou He pouted, "Can the plane turn when it wants to, and descend when it wants to descend? And it can fly to tens of thousands of meters high?"

"Don't think you're great just because you can fly!" Xiao Ke was held back, but she refused to admit defeat, and was still angry at Ouhe to flirt with her sister.

"Why can't I be 'remarkable'?" Ouhe spread his hands, "In the whole earth, who would fly around like me? Isn't this something to be proud of?"

"No!" Xiao Ke said, "Anyone can fly, but there is only one who can win glory for the country! Why didn't you agree to the Ersheng and the others? You are so lucky to be invited by such a person!"

"Knowing Mu Xiaotu is my 'lucky life'." Anyway, 'she' is not here, so Ouhe can speak the truth casually.

However, as soon as these words came out... Xiao Ke pushed open the window lattice, jumped out, and looked at him with wide eyes.

She seemed... a little excited.

why?
"What's the matter between you and Mu Xiaotu?" Xiaoke said: "She deserves your kindness to her? And now you are Ou Tianwang, the new saint of Jianghu, so many beautiful girls like you, you Why do you still miss her?"

"Do you need a reason to like someone?" Ou He's words choked Xiao Ke to death.

"You, you..." She was stunned for a moment, her little face was red and happy, and finally she could only say: "You hate it!"

"You hate it if you hate it, it's none of my business..." Ouhe said with a smile, "As long as my 'Little Bunny' likes me—"

"Yeah! Shut up." Xiao Ke obviously couldn't accept the nickname 'Little Tutu', so she hurriedly stretched out ten fingers in shame, and pressed Ouhe's mouth.

But who is Ouhe?The fourth-level grand master, the new saint!
How could he be touched by Xiao Ke.

So now the situation is...

Ouhe kept yelling 'Little Tutu', while Xiaoke chased after him inexplicably, "You are not allowed to yell anymore, believe it or not, I will bite you to death!"

"Yo, a dog? Hahaha, other 'women' are really scary, but my little bunny is better." No matter how powerful Ouhe is...he is just a 19-year-old college student.

Although he has experienced a lot, he has no memory of 'past life'.

He is not reborn, but just a poor kid in the sea who has become an adult.

He will also show 'stubbornness' in front of his friends, like a child.

And he... is a child.

……

……

In the end, Ouhe still left Canghai.

And what he took away was Xiaoke's promise.

As long as he wins No. [-] in the world and comes back, she will tell him the truth.