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"Let's go."

After leaving the health martial arts gym, Ouhe met Ma Qingqiu and the other two again.

It made his face darken.

It seems that when it comes to 'annoying', saints and civilians are alike!They all adopt the method of blocking people.

"Dinner, right? We didn't eat either, let's go together?" Yin Gongzui always carried a small flagon and greeted people with a smile, "I invite you."

"Let's go then."

Ou He knew that the two had made a lot of contributions to China, unlike that Gao Poqiong; in fact, Gao Poqiong also made some contributions, but he was too pedantic, so he confronted Ouhe.

Otherwise...the relationship between the Sixth Sage and Ouhe wouldn't be so deadlocked again.

……

……

The meal was finished quickly, because there were two people there, so Ouhe didn't say anything to Xiaoke.

When leaving, he stopped Ersheng, "Stop talking about that, I know your purpose, let me think about it first."

Always, still a passionate young man.

After Ouhe possesses military power, he also wants to do something for the country - ass.

He sent two of them.

Who wouldn't make such a blank check?
Anyway, the 'event' is over after a while, so they can do whatever they like.

"Well, we'll wait for your news." Yin Gongzui said with a smile.

But Ma Qingqiu who was next to him snorted, but didn't say anything.

"Walk ahead." Having settled the second sage, Ou He and Xiao Ke went for a walk by the river.

"Okay." Xiao Ke replied, now, she is becoming more and more unable to refuse his request.

She is crazy.

……

……

"Who is this little girl?" At the entrance of the hotel, Yin Gongzui and Yin Gongzui looked at their backs and chatted.

"I don't know," Ma Qingqiu frowned, "but I think she is not simple."

"Where is it not simple?" Yin Gongzui thought he was the only one's 'illusion'.

"I can't say it," Ma Qingqiu said, "It's just... I always feel like there is a strange aura about her."

"You think so too?" Yin Gongzui knew that Ma Qingqiu's "senses" were sensitive. She played the piano and was good at observing the surroundings and listening to the sounds of all things.

"You too?" Ma Qingqiu was a little surprised.

"Yes."

"Then what do you think it is?"

"I didn't know, so I asked you."

"I don't know either." Ma Qingqiu shook his head with a bitter expression.

She couldn't understand the two young men.

Originally thought it was Ouhe, but now... there is another girl.

So ugly, but has a strange charm.

It seems that she is some kind of fairy descended.

……

……

"Give me a video to watch."

From the other end of the bridge to the park, and from the park to the lake...

Ouhe finally made up his mind to let her see this.

He felt that it was cruel to let the other party watch the video of his death... but for the sake of that girl, he had to be cruel.

"what is this?"

Xiao Ke looked at him in shock.

"As shown in the picture." Ou He said: "So, you are not going to explain it to me?"

"Nothing to explain."

Xiao Ke returned the phone to Ou He, but the video on the phone was still playing.

A girl floated up from the bottom of the river, dead beyond death.

So who is she...?
……

At this moment, Xiao Ke's face was extremely pale.

She seemed to have lost her soul, and it felt like the end of the world.

but…

After white, there is a slight blush.

She was a little excited again.

In the end, she told the truth without resistance... It seemed that she wanted it too.

It's just that it hasn't become beautiful yet.

"I'm leaving." She's going home to be pretty.

"No." Ouhe hasn't become the 'king of heaven' now, but he still doesn't allow Xiaoke to leave.

Are you kidding me? I've been looking for it for half a year, and I'm about to succeed. Are you willing to let you go?
"Why are you not allowed." Xiao Ke was a little annoyed, the bastard was like a child, and he was still pulling her clothes.

"Anyway, it's not allowed." Fortunately, this scene of Ouhe was not seen by people in Jianghu, otherwise they would go crazy.

Heavenly King, this is... what's wrong?
"Who cares about you?" Xiao Ke waved his sleeves and strode away.

call out.

Ou Hehua acted like a style and stopped in front of her.

"Get out of the way." Xiaoke's face turned dark.

She wants to go home and become prettier, because she just happened to have an appointment with that person today, and she will be prettier soon.

She has to be pretty to say...

"Don't tell me you're not allowed to leave." Ouhe was convinced, he was so handsome recently, stopped her from being ugly, and wronged her?
If she hadn't heard about Mu Xiaotu, the devil would have ignored her.

"Believe it or not, I'll call the police?" Xiao Ke resorted to her trump card, "I want to tell Sister Jinhua and Sister Wushuang that you bullied me!"

Ouhe: ...

Well, even though he is the king of heaven and the devil now, there are still things to be afraid of.

Yan Qianyu is one, Zhang Jinhua is one, and Sister Wushuang is "many".

He was discouraged and had to use a unique trick, "As long as you tell me the truth about this video, I can find a way to remove the scar on your face."

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Ke was stunned.

Isn't this... what she wants?

However, after the shock, there was a refusal, a stern refusal, "I don't want you to help me, what do I look like is none of your business? Do you think I'm ugly?"

"This…"

Ouhe didn't expect that this turned out to be a proposition.

He has never been in love, so he doesn't know how scary women are.

Any piece of 'good intentions' can also turn into 'maliciousness'.

Xiaoke's anger at this time is the best example.

"I don't want your help, get out of the way, bastard!"

Xiao Ke was really hurt...

When she heard Ou He's words, her mood suddenly became complicated.

What I thought in my heart was: Does he dislike me for being ugly?If he really changed back and he didn't like it, what should he do?After all, I'm not 'Mu Xiaotu'... I said I was reborn, did he really believe it?

Xiao Ke felt very annoying. It seemed that this matter was many times more difficult than imagined.

she left.

This time Ouhe dared not stop her.

Because her expression is indisputable.

The man understood, so he let her go.
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That night.

The dark sea hides a mysterious transaction.

Xiao Ke took the flashlight and walked out of the health martial arts gym.

And when she was going around countless alleys, she ran into the connector.

"Is that you?" she asked.

"It's me." The connector was an old man with white hair, wearing a gray robe with a picture of herbs on his body, and he looked like he was dealing with drugs.

And he... is Xiao's hope to become beautiful.

"I brought the money," Xiao Ke hesitated, frowning and asked, "Is it really only 100 yuan? You didn't lie to me?"

"Do you think that disfigurement is difficult to deal with in our Jianghu? You are also a third-level Grandmaster, I will not lie to you." The old man said coldly, with the demeanor of a Jianghu master.

"Then make a deal." Xiao Ke handed him the money.

"Yeah." The old man responded indifferently, then took out a bottle of pills and handed them to her, and said: "Keep taking it, it won't have any effect at first, but after the effect of the medicine is achieved, Be beautiful in an instant."

"It's really amazing to say that?" Xiao Ke's tone was agitated, a little unbelievable.