System: Become stronger from the heartbeat

As soon as he left the dormitory, Dai Bai took three steps in parallel, taking the retreat as a defeat.

Fan Siming was relatively calm, obviously still worried about his handsome image when walking.

On the contrary, Wang Yazhong was a little unfinished, and before taking two steps, he suddenly turned to Zhang Yang and asked, "Is that how you left?"

shit!
What do you want to do?Live here for a long time? !

Zhang Yang shook his head and said nothing, looking at Wang Yazhong with pity in his eyes.

No mess, you are still too young!
Tomorrow, I will invite Senior Liu Xiucheng to teach you a class, so that you will know what danger is.

Didn't you see it?
This is a coiled silk hole that has no spider silk yet.

Tang Seng brought three cheating apprentices into the cave, and they almost lost their bones. What do you want to do?
Aren't you afraid that there will be no bones left?
When they came out of the door, the dormitory auntie gave them a strange look on her face, and then looked at her watch.

I don't know why, but I always feel that this aunt's expression is full of contempt.

I. It's not that we can't do it. It's your rule that you have to go downstairs in 10 minutes, okay?
Back in the dormitory, Wang Yazhong talked about what he had seen and heard in the girls' dormitory building with great interest. The excitement was like returning from learning scriptures from the west.

Zhang Wei, Jin Qiu, and a few classmates who came to rub the air conditioner were taken aback for a while.

Zhang Yang smiled and didn't get involved, and went to take a shower on his own.

When the results came out, all the troops in the corridor gathered together, and they were all concentrated in listening to the speech.

"I think the class flower of our class is Song Ya, who is good-looking, has a good figure, and has fair skin."

"Cut, Song Ya is too thin, probably at most A-, can this figure be compared with Tang Tang? 168 tall, 110 catties, with lordosis and back curl. The key is that when I saw her for the first time, I thought of the sea."

"Dunima weighs 110 pounds, what kind of fat is it?! Can you still call it a figure?"

"Damn, do you understand? Why is she weighing 110 pounds? Don't you have any idea?"

"Fuck! Anyway, I don't care, in my mind, Song Ya is the prettiest!"

"It's just good-looking and useful. You have to be balanced. With Song Ya's figure, there is no difference between lying down and lying down."

"Hey wait, how do you know how old he is?" Zhang Yang asked with a question mark on his face.

This time it was not my turn to be complacent, I inserted two fingers into my eye door, and said complacently: "Brother Zhang, you don't know about this, it's not that I'm bragging with you, it's just that my divine eyes, as long as The girl hit me, and the result can be obtained in a second, without error."

Zhang Yang had black lines all over his head and was speechless.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yang approached enthusiastically, rubbed his hands with a flattering smile, and asked for advice: "So, how did you do this?"

Wang Yazhong stood proudly with his hands behind his back: "When you don't fast-forward and finish watching 2000 Tokyo Fever, you can do it too!"

Jin Qiu rolled his eyes, and abruptly interjected: "So you're still a virgin?"

All of a sudden, Wang Yazhong was stunned by the question, and everyone laughed.

Wang Yazhong was also in a hurry, making a judgment in a hurry: "How do you know I'm a good guy?"

As a result, the "rival" Jiang Yang smiled while clutching his stomach, "Yes, I can testify to this, Brother Buluan's virginity has long been given to a girl."

Everyone is puzzled.

Jiang Yang added another sentence: "Fifth girl."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then laughed so hard that they almost knocked the building down.

Zhang Yang couldn't laugh or cry, so he shook his head.

It's unrealistic not to talk about girls in the boys' dormitory, so let them show off.

As a result, a group of hungry boys continued to show up until almost eight o'clock, and they didn't leave until they were all hungry and growling.

Zhang Yang's table was cleared up: "Come on, let's order takeaway."

As a result, a group of "hungry men" unanimously asked to go out to eat.

It made Zhang Yang's brain buzz: "Why do you have to go out to eat!"

As a result, as soon as I left the north gate, I knew the reason: there are many girls!
Nima, a bunch of stupid dogs, they don't even turn on the air conditioner in order to see girls, what an addiction!
That's right, it's only human nature to extend the chatter that was so hot just now.

But to be honest, this girl from the North Gate is really eye-catching.

As far as the line of sight is concerned, it is full of white flowers, it is a complete set of legs, and the eyes of a group of little boys are straightened.

Even Jiangyang's myopia of three hundred degrees was cured.

Finally, they found a roadside stall, AA skewers.

Originally Zhang Yang wanted to treat guests, but a bunch of silly dogs said: "Everyone has read my sister, I can't let you pay alone."

Ni Ma!
Since the military training started the next day, everyone didn't drink much, and they just tasted it.

But just like that, I still drank and vomited one.

In fact, Jin Qiu was playing the card of avoiding battles, and he didn't drink a drop of alcohol. As a result, Jiang Yang and Wang Yazhong joined forces and coaxed and tricked him into drinking two bottles of snowflakes.

Then I saw Ji Xiang suddenly bowed his head and remained silent. After a moment of contemplation, he suddenly jumped up and rushed towards the grove by the roadside.

"Wow!"

Vomited?
Everyone was about to joke around, when suddenly there were exclamations from the grove, and then several figures of men and women flashed past and disappeared in all directions.

Ok?
What the hell!

Just drank too much,

Intoxicated and want to vomit,

strayed into the depths of the woods,

Whoa whoa whoa whoa,

Startled countless mandarin ducks.

(⊙o⊙)...

A small episode broke the already high-spirited atmosphere in an instant. Wang Yazhong took advantage of the situation and opened a few more bottles of beer, pulled Jin Qiu over, and continued to fool around.

Zhang Yang almost laughed out loud as he watched the two bastards bullying the silly boy.

There are so many wonderful things in our dormitory. It seems that the four years of university will definitely not be lonely.

I ate noisy and noisy until 09:30, because the dormitory closed at ten o'clock, so I had to end it.

On the way back to the dormitory, the mighty boys shouted and looked at the thief with momentum.

It felt like a group of wild boars entered the flower field.

Wherever they go, the girls are afraid that they won't be able to avoid it.

But I don't know why, when some senior seniors saw them, not only did they not hide, their eyes were full of teasing, condescending, as if they were the top of the food chain in the flower field.

Inexplicably, Zhang Yang thought of the piranha flower, uh... no, the wild boar flower.

It was very yellow and violent, and I couldn't help shivering.

Back in the dormitory, Zhang Yang sent a video to Snow Princess while waiting for the time to take a shower. As a result, the young lady had just finished class, and she was about to wash up without chatting with a tired face.