God level trick system

God wants me to die? !

Ye Xuan really wanted to look up to the sky and let out a long sigh, but there is only a white ceiling here, what a god!
"What's the matter? Is it bad to do that kind of thing with me? Brother Ye... doesn't like Xiao Yu at all..."

A few tears flashed in the little Lolita's eyes.

You are still pure white, ancestor!

Ye Xuan was speechless, this little loli didn't understand anything and wanted to be with him...

He was holding back his anger at this moment, but he couldn't bear to lose his temper with Little Lolita, so he could only hold back his temper, and said with a kind smile:

"Xiaoyu, good boy, you can only do that kind of thing when you grow up, can my brother sleep with you at night?"

"Grow up? I'm a ghost... I can't grow up..."

The little loli blinked and said innocently.

Ye Xuan was completely speechless...

It was a peaceful night, and Shouhou and the others didn't dare to make trouble anymore.

Ye Xuan hugged the female ghost little loli and fell asleep happily.

Even so, he was thinking about how to explain to Su Tong in his dreams...

Before dawn the next day, Ye Xuan and the others were woken up by a hasty knock on the door.

"Who the hell, it's not dawn yet!"

The thin monkey cursed and got out of bed to open the door.

Open the door and look, it is actually Zhao Chenlong!
But at this time Zhao Chenlong was ashamed, his complexion was extremely bad, and he didn't have the previous vigor at all.

"Skinny Monkey, why did you talk to me just now?!"

Just as Zhao Chenlong finished speaking, he coughed violently and almost choked to death.

"Zhao Chenlong, what's the matter early in the morning? If you have nothing to do, get out, labor and management have to sleep for a while!"

I don't know if it's because of wanting to be loyal to Ye Xuanbiao or for some other reason, but the thin monkey hated Zhao Chenlong very much at first.

Zhao Chenlong coughed for a while before he stopped and continued:
"Where is Ye Xuan, tell him to come out!"

"Hey, you dare to call our brother Ye by his name? Are you impatient or what?!"

The thin monkey straightened his waist, and he no longer paid much attention to Zhao Chenlong.

"You fucking dare to do this to me?!"

Zhao Chenlong was so angry that he raised his hand to hit him.

But before the punch was released, he slipped and fell to the ground.

"Damn it! Laozi's ass!"

Zhao Chenlong was about to cry.

"Hahahaha... Zhao Chenlong, you idiot...haha..."

The thin monkey laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath.

At this time, Ye Xuan stretched his waist and got out of bed with his clothes on, and walked up to them.

"Why are you looking for me?"

Ye Xuan yawned and asked.

In fact, he already knew the purpose of Zhao Chenlong's visit this time, but for this kind of thing, Zhao Chenlong had to say it himself to relieve his anger!

"Ye Xuan, did you fuck the kid on me?!"

Zhao Chenlong wanted to stand up from the ground, but his feet slipped again, and before he could stand still, he fell down again.

Seeing this funny scene, Ye Xuan held back his laughter and said:

"Do you have any evidence?"

"Why is there no labor?! Labor has asked the master to help check, and there is a bad luck kid lying on me now!"

Zhao Chenlong patted the floor and said.

"Then why don't you ask that master to help you get rid of it?"

Ye Xuan tilted his head and said playfully.

Zhao Chenlong simply stood up too lazy, he sat cross-legged on the ground and said angrily:

"If he can get rid of me, why will he come to you?!"

After finishing speaking, he actually showed a look of grievance,

"You don't know! I went back to sleep that night, the bed collapsed and I almost fell to my death! Later, I choked on water, and I was afraid of choking to death when I was eating! I don't know how many times I fell when I went to school. Yes! This morning the secretary came to see me off, but there was a car accident on the way, almost killing Laozi! Laozi fell here after taking a few steps!"

After Ye Xuan and Shouhou listened, they couldn't stop laughing from ear to ear.

"Zhao Chenlong, you also have today!"

The thin monkey said while laughing and banging on the wall.

Zhao Chenlong remembered to beat him up, but he was afraid of slipping again, so he could only sit on the ground in the end.

"If you want me to help you, it's okay. But you have to cash in on the bet you made last time."

Ye Xuan stopped laughing and said.

Zhao Chenlong was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, climbed to Ye Xuan's feet and hugged his legs, and said without dignity:

"Oh, dad, my good dad, help your son!"

"My son, that's not enough. You have to make daddy happy."

Ye Xuan stroked Zhao Chenlong's head like a dog's head.

"Then what else does dad want?"

Zhao Chenlong's expression changed.

"My son wants to make a fool of himself in front of everyone, so that I can be happy, Dad!"

After Ye Xuan finished speaking, he greeted the thin monkey,
"Spread the news, say that Ye Xuan is going to play monkeys in the school square this morning, and let them watch the show for free."

"Okay, hahaha..."

The thin monkey walked out with a smile.

After a while, the school square was full of people.

No. [-] Middle School is worthy of being a noble school, and it would cost several million at least for this square.

"Ye Xuan is playing monkey? What kind of monkey are you playing?"

"Who knows, but there must be a good show to watch."

The students were talking.

Soon, Ye Xuan brought Zhao Chenlong to the center of the square.

"My son, come on. Let everyone see."

Ye Xuan said.

Damn, labor and capital don't want to live like this anymore, work hard!
Zhao Chenlong gritted his teeth and broke his heart.

"Shandandan blooms! I'm an idiot! I'm Papa Ye's good son!"

Suddenly, Zhao Chenlong let go of his voice and began to sing.

Just the lyrics...

One word, embarrassing!

Suddenly, all the students in the square burst into laughter.

Zhao Chenlong, a domineering character in school, is pretending to be crazy like an idiot at this time!

"The first snow in 2002 was earlier than before! I was sitting on the street like a fool, waiting for Ye Xuan's father to redeem me!"

Zhao Chenlong sang one after another, until it turned into a skewer,

"Ordinary shit, I eat ordinary, ordinary sow, I eat ordinary! Oye! Come on everyone!"

While he was singing, he was also doing all kinds of weird movements, he looked like a lunatic, oh no, he should be an idiot...

Ye Xuan and the others couldn't help themselves from laughing already, many of them lay down on the ground and beat the ground laughingly, calling 666 directly.

Now, Zhao Chenlong has become famous in the whole school.

And Ye Xuan became a real "good father".

Some teachers also laughed up and down, unable to extricate themselves.

Suddenly, Ye Xuan saw Su Tong in the crowd!
"I love shit!"

After Zhao Chenlong yelled, he knelt down in front of Ye Xuan,
"Papa Ye, are you satisfied?!"

How can Ye Xuan still have time to play with Zhao Chenlong now, the most important thing is to explain to Su Tong what happened yesterday!
He patted Zhao Chenlong on the shoulder, pretending to be an expert and said:

"Old man, eating shit can't save you!"

After finishing speaking, he knocked Zhao Chenlong unconscious with a knife in his hand...