God level funny comparison system

"Hula!" The female instructor's right hand suddenly struck out, bringing up a gust of wind, the speed was so fast that a series of afterimages of arms appeared in the void.

The boy barely reacted before being grabbed by the collar by the instructor, and then the boy flew straight up.

The instructor grabbed the man's collar and shook it vigorously, and the boy lay flat in the void, and then there was only a slamming sound, as if a golden cicada had shed its shell, and the instructor forcibly pulled the boy's shirt off his head.

It was already summer, and the students wore very little. The boy had nothing inside except a school uniform, and he was exposed to the air all of a sudden.

"Plop!" The boy fell to the ground and grinned for a while. However, before he could stand up, the female instructor stepped forward and stepped on the boy's back with her black flat leather boots.

"Oh..." The boy let out a cry like a pig being killed.

The female instructor ignored it, bent down, grabbed the boy's trousers and yanked violently, with a snort, the trousers were also taken off, and the excessive force tore a hole in the trousers.

All the students froze in place for a moment, looking at this beautiful instructor, the previous complacency completely disappeared. This is not a woman, she is simply a female tiger.

The instructor stood up straight, threw the two pieces of clothes aside, and looked at the crowd again, "Will you take it off yourself, or should I take it off?"

"Gudong." The people swallowed heavily, not daring to shiver anymore, and hurriedly began to take off their clothes with trembling hands.

He took off his coat and trousers, and stepped forward one by one to put the clothes aside. Soon, the clothes piled up again. Of course, the things in the clothes were also confiscated along with the taken off clothes.

Zhang Long was also pretending to take off his clothes, but he was communicating with Shi Zhijian in his heart.

"Death is so cheap, what should I do? Others can be handed in, but the telescope cannot be handed in. That is my only way of entertainment. Help me." Zhang Long said nervously as he untied it.

The binoculars are hidden in the clothes. If the clothes are handed in, the binoculars will be exposed. Yao Zicheng paid for the binoculars. He wanted to use them to observe the girls’ dormitories in the base. It is the only thing that can keep them from becoming savages. , how can it be turned over.

One month, if it is like this, being trained by a group of beast-like instructors, if there is no entertainment, it will really become a savage.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl shook her head, rolled her eyes, and sighed with an old-fashioned look: "Zhang Long, it's good to have some promise."

"Are you fucking going to help?" Zhang Long was impatient, as it was his turn to hand over the clothes.

"Okay, the Zhijian system said that it can help you." The little girl turned her head and glanced at the void behind her. The dragon's chest penetrated and came.

The binoculars were hung on Zhang Long's neck, and a stream of light spread out, climbing up the binoculars in an instant, submerging the binoculars and the rope around his neck.

For a moment, the telescope and the rope hanging around his neck turned into azure blue, and when the azure blue light gradually dimmed, the telescope and the rope disappeared without a trace.

Zhang Long looked down, the telescope was gone, but he could still feel the telescope sticking to his chest, it should be invisible.

"Wahhaha..." There was a smirk on the corner of his mouth, and Zhang Long laughed in his heart. At this time, it was his turn to hand in the clothes, and he took off his clothes in threes and fives. Zhang Long shook his head arrogantly , walked up with a smile.

"Isn't it just undressing? What's the big deal. Brother, don't be afraid, it's you, the instructor, a girl from every family. You don't blush when you see our group of men undressing."

When he came to the instructor, Zhang Long raised his sword eyebrows and said, after finishing speaking, he threw the clothes into the instructor's hand.

Hearing this, the female instructor, Liu Mei frowned slightly, her gaze stayed on Zhang Long's handsome face for a few more seconds, but she was not angry. She participated in the training camp every year, and she had never seen anyone. Anyway, there is plenty of time to clean up these gangsters The guy who has seen the world.

Ignoring Zhang Long, the instructor casually threw Zhang Long's clothes aside.

Zhang Long turned around and walked back, and the invisible telescope slapped his chest and made a crackling sound.

"Wait." The female instructor's voice came suddenly, Zhang Long stood where he was, and realized something, subconsciously looked down, the telescope was still invisible, he breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time was shocked, The instructor of the Martial Arts Association really didn't blow it out, he was so sensitive that even a little unusual sound could attract attention.

The female instructor was indeed a little skeptical. The slight slapping sound just now was obviously not the sound of footsteps, it was very strange, and it came from the guy in front of him who was wearing a pair of cartoon pants, as if something was hitting the flesh.

"Turn around, don't play tricks." Tilting her head slightly, the female instructor lowered her voice.

"Hehe..." Zhang Long smiled meanly, turned around slowly, slapped his chest with his hands to make the same slapping sound, and said with a smile, "What's the matter, instructor? Do you want me to take this last Take off a piece of clothing too? If you don't mind, I'll take it off for you."

As he spoke, Zhang Long put his hands on the underpants.

The first class of students in the back were stunned. This kid looked so skinny, he was quite courageous. He dared to make such a joke with the instructor. Didn't he see that the instructor was not easy to mess with?

The instructor still maintained an indifferent expression, but her eyes stayed on Zhang Long's chest. She frowned slightly, looking thoughtful. With her ability, she just heard the slight sound coming from Zhang Long's chest. Moreover, Zhang Long's hands were drooping at that time, but looking at them now, there was nothing there.

"Strange, did I hear wrong?" Taking a light breath, the female instructor muttered to herself, then waved her hand and said, "Okay, let's go back."

Zhang Longxuan's heart was relieved, and he became more and more surprised. The instructor was not only sensitive, but also able to accurately identify the location of the sound source. It was just the slight sound of the telescope hitting his chest, and almost no one else heard it, but This instructor...

The people from the Martial Arts Federation are really awesome.

Smiling embarrassingly again, Zhang Long retreated into the crowd.

Soon, the four No. 50 students all turned in their clothes, leaving only a pair of underpants wrapped around their waists, and a large pile of clothes was piled up on the side of the door.

"We will keep your clothes for you. We will also keep your mobile phones and other items in your clothes for you. You will return them after the training. You can go in below." Scanning the crowd, the female instructor said, after finishing speaking, she went Turn around and push open the two doors.

"Wow." The door of the dormitory opened, revealing the space in the house.

Many students frowned. Only now did they realize that this row of houses is connected, and there is only one door in front of them.

For a moment, there was an ominous premonition in everyone's heart again.

Sure enough, when people entered the room one after another, they completely stood still in place.

This is not a row of houses, this is obviously a room, a huge house!

There are lights on in the room, a row of big lights hanging from the roof, illuminating the whole room, the decoration is extremely simple, it looks like a huge warehouse, the room is rectangular, and the door behind it is on a long side. central.

Two rows of bunk beds are placed across the two long sides, there are more than 20 beds, and you can't see the end at a glance.

"Damn it, do you want so many of us to live in this one house?" a classmate called out depressingly.

"Damn, is this for people, or for raising pigs?" A classmate looked up at the triangular roof that didn't even hang from the ceiling. Dust was hanging on the scattered steel shelves, and some were hanging down. I can hang myself.

The female instructor did not answer people's complaints, raised her hand to look at the watch on her wrist, and said calmly: "You can rest now, there are clothes and luggage prepared on the bed. However, don't make loud noises and don't run around , you are not allowed to open the door. Go out of the toilet and turn left. I live in the room opposite you. Also, there are cameras everywhere here, don’t try to play tricks.”

After finishing speaking, the female instructor left without looking back.

But a group of students feel like they have entered a prison.

Looking around, sure enough, there are cameras everywhere in this huge room, and looking out from the door, the so-called toilet is an adobe house, and even the house where the female instructor lives is extremely simple.

"Everyone in the Martial Arts Association is sick, right? It's just a training camp. The training is over soon. As for making it so exaggerated? Your sister, this place is so shabby!"

"I'm not afraid of cameras or anything, but the problem is that there are so many of us living here, there is only one door, and if you don't let it open, if you look at the window, they are all nailed to death. This, this is not suffocating." !"

Looking at the room like a refugee camp, the students spoke dully.

But Zhang Long has quietly occupied the bed closest to the door.

Forty or fifty people live in one room, the windows are all nailed down, and the door is not allowed to open, plus they are all boys and it is summer, you can imagine how bad the living environment will be with your buttocks, and the smell alone will make you choke Therefore, the bed closest to the door is naturally the best place for ventilation.

"Damn it, I want to sleep on the bed by the door." At this moment, a student came to his senses. He was tall and tall with a fair and handsome face. ran over.

This time, everyone reacted.

"I want to sleep by the door too!"

"Get out of the way, that bed is mine!"

"You fucking react too fast, leave me one!"

……

Forty or fifty people were in a mess, scrambling for the only few bunk beds at the door.

And the tall boy just now couldn't help being stunned when he ran to Zhang Long's bed, and then laughed in admiration: "Brother, your body is not very good, but your speed is quite fast!"

While talking, the boy jumped onto Zhang Long's upper bunk.

"Hehe, I'm honored. It's not because of my speed, but because of my quick brain." Zhang Long raised his eyebrows, and Zhang Long smiled disapprovingly.