God level funny comparison system

Sensing everyone's eyes, Zhang Long withdrew his thoughts, and no longer entangled in where the Zhijian system came from. Anyway, there will be more time to ask in the future.

Looking sideways at Dad, he found that Dad's face was very ugly and embarrassed.

"Father, I also prepared a gift for you, but..." Zhang Tianyi stood up, waved towards the door, his expression became more and more awkward, looked at Zhang Tianyi and Zhang Tianwu and continued: "It's just my gift Compared with the second and third children, it is not worth mentioning, which made my father laugh."

"Haha," the old man smiled heartily, obviously very happy, "It's good to have this kind of heart, and it doesn't matter if it's a gift or not."

Zhang Tiande smiled bitterly, although what his father said, he didn't think so, being able to please this old man was the top priority of the Zhang family.

Two men in black came in and put a brocade box in front of Zhang Tiande.

People's eyes were all on the brocade box, Zhang Tianyi on the opposite side showed a sarcastic smile, Zhang Tianwu also ignored it, obviously he didn't think Zhang Tiande could come up with any decent gift.

Sure enough, Zhang Tiande just took out a book from it, the writing was simple and shabby, as if how many years had passed.

"Hehe, big brother, what is this? Manga? Haha..." Zhang Tianyi immediately laughed, unscrupulously.

The others didn't speak, and the atmosphere was a little dull. After that, Zhang Tianyi's ridicule reverberated wantonly, making Zhang Tiande's old face flush.

"Father, this is a Buddhist scripture I asked for from Folin Temple. I read it often, and it can also calm my mind. It's good for my cultivation. Hehe, of course, it can't compare to my second brother's Nanshan green wood." Zhang Tianyi said in a dazed tone, feeling waned, and said The ones are a bit shabby.

"Alright, although I, an old man, hate reading the most, I'm still very happy that you have this kind of heart." Mr. Lei took the Buddhist scriptures and casually put them aside.

Zhang Tianyi shook his head and smiled wryly again, and sat down dejectedly, he naturally knew that he had completely lost to the two brothers in today's gift competition.

"Brother, haha, I didn't say you, dad's birthday is so important, how can you be so hasty, go to the temple to ask for a Buddhist scripture, it's so simple, is there still a shortage of Buddhist scriptures in that place? Besides, tomorrow Knowing that Dad doesn't like these books, you are really...but it doesn't matter, what Dad said is right, courtesy is less important than affection."

The courtesy is light and the affection is heavy...

Zhang Tianyi's words had a deep meaning, not only elevating himself, but also belittled Zhang Tiande invisibly, and at the same time agreed with the old man, killing three birds with one stone, old fox!
All of a sudden, the atmosphere at the dinner table became quiet again.The old man has already eaten with his chopsticks. He never expects Zhang Long to give him any gifts. Although Zhang Long gives him gifts every year, the old man feels a little guilty about this naughty grandson. Zhang Long didn't want to practice martial arts when he was young. Dad Zhang Tiande can't control it, but the old man is obsessed with martial arts all day long and has no time to take care of it, otherwise Zhang Long would not be a waste until now.

When I was young, Zhang Long and other juniors followed their fathers to practice martial arts, none of them were willing, but Zhang Rong and Zhang Hu were timid and did not dare to disobey their father. Zhang Long was different. Zhang Tiande, who is quite honest, can't control all kinds of laziness and running away. Every time he looks up to the sky and sighs, is this brat really his own?

"Brother, what about you? You haven't prepared a gift for grandpa, have you?"

People tossed and exchanged cups for a while, Zhang Rong finally spoke, and looked at Zhang Long with a smile, with a sinister look in his eyes.

Zhang Long smiled in his heart, waiting for your words.

"Ah? Oh, that, my gift is not worth mentioning, it's just a few pieces of paper, take it out to shame, or forget it." Putting a large piece of meat into his mouth, Zhang Long said while chewing. An understatement.

"How many pieces of paper?" Zhang Rong was taken aback for a moment, and the rest of Zhang Tianyi, Zhang Tianwu and Zhang Hu also stopped their chopsticks, eager to see Zhang Long make a fool of himself.

"Haha..." Sure enough, Zhang Rong laughed loudly, his chopsticks were trembling, and he kept pointing at Zhang Long: "I just, I knew, you can't come up with anything good, haha... ...Do you know how big brother came back today?"

"Haha... the bicycle I was riding was so broken that the repairman would have a headache when he saw it. Ouch, that shabby one has completely embarrassed our Zhang family."

Zhang Rong smiled and leaned back and forth, extremely exaggerated, afraid that he would not be able to attract everyone at the dinner table, especially his grandfather Zhang Lei.

Zhang Lei also stopped his chopsticks, blinking his old eyes and looking at Zhang Long.

"Oh, Dad, don't blame Xiaolong, it's like this." Seeing the old man's puzzled expression, Zhang Tiande opened his mouth to explain, but he didn't want to be interrupted by Zhang Tianyi.

"Xiaolong," Zhang Tianyi said, with a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth, "You don't mean to spend all the money your father gave you to pick up girls, right? I heard that you have done a lot of important things recently."

"Big event?" Mr. Zhang Lei suddenly became interested, looked at Zhang Long and laughed loudly: "Haha, what is my grandson doing, please tell me, our house has been quiet for a long time, it is time to do something sensational , of course, to do good deeds."

"A good thing? Haha..." Zhang Rong laughed even more presumptuously, and the food in his mouth was about to spray out. With tears in his eyes, he poked his head out to look at his grandfather Zhang Lei, and stammered, "Grandpa, forgive grandson." I'm rude, I'm afraid you will get angry if I say it out, haha..."

"Presumptuous!" Zhang Tianyi slapped the table with his palm, and scolded Zhang Rong, "Why are you talking to grandpa?"

Zhang Rong immediately suppressed his laughter, quickly stood up and bowed to his grandfather, "I'm sorry, Grandpa, I, I really can't control it."

Watching the performance of the father and son, Zhang Long became depressed. He is really a father and son. He was brought to the stage during the singing and chorus. It is impossible for grandpa not to pursue it.

"It doesn't matter," Zhang Lei raised his hand and pressed Zhang Tianyi on the chair, then turned his gaze to Zhang Long and said, "I'm really curious, what did Xiaolong do to make you laugh like this, tell me quickly. "

At this time, Zhang Long's father, Zhang Tiande, turned his head and stared at Zhang Long with a puzzled expression, but he was very disturbed in his heart, thinking that Zhang Long had caused some trouble outside again.

"Oh, dad, don't ask me any more. Don't you know, Longer, he just likes to be mischievous. It's been like this since he was a child. It's not a big deal." Yang Yang said coquettishly, to save Zhang Long.

However, the old man still stared at Zhang Long, apparently not wanting to stop there.

"Father, since you want to know, I'll tell you. Xiaolong probably won't be too embarrassed to tell you." Zhang Tianyi took over the conversation, and when his eyes glanced over Zhang Long and Zhang Tiande, he flashed a sinister smile. meaning.

"That's right, I also accidentally saw some news and newspapers to know what Xiaolong has been doing these days. Oh, it's really hard to say." Zhang Tianyi hesitated to speak, whetting his appetite.

Zhang Long took a breath, his eyes flickered coldly, but he didn't stop him, and he couldn't stop him, because his grandfather's face had changed.

Zhang Lei's old face turned gloomy, and his cold and stern aura came out automatically. Obviously, he also realized that something was wrong with this matter, "Speak up if you have anything!"

The resonant voice was mixed with powerful energy fluctuations. Although the voice was not high, it made everyone's hearts tremble violently.

"Yes!" Zhang Tianyi hastily cupped his hands and said loudly: "A few days ago, Xiaolong gave an electric stick to Teacher Liu Yueqing from the Women's Noble Academy, and last night he went to the Women's Academy to confess his love to Teacher Liu Yueqing, and he was wearing pajamas , I also brought a newspaper here, you can read it."

After hastily speaking, Zhang Tianyi reached out and took out a roll of newspaper from the inside of his suit and handed it to Zhang Lei.

Zhang Lei looked at Zhang Long with more stern eyes, then took the newspaper and set his eyes on the newspaper.

Before reading the newspaper, Zhang Lei was already a little angry. What's more, after reading the newspaper, it was all caused by Tianyi's back and forth.

"Old fox, wait and see if you can still smile later." Looking at his second uncle who was looking at himself and his father with a dark smile on his face, Zhang Long took a deep breath and said silently in his heart.

"Crack!" Suddenly, the old man slapped the table with his palm, and he saw a circle of ripples, and several porcelain bowls in front of him burst into pieces.

"Bastard!" Throwing the newspaper on the table fiercely, the old man pointed at Zhang Long, his fingers trembling with anger, and stammered, "You, you, when will you be able to improve!"

Seeing that the old man was furious, Zhang Tiande also panicked. He quickly picked up the newspaper and looked at it. What caught his eye was Zhang Long's shocking figure in nightgown. After reading the report a few more times, Zhang Tiande was also angry.

His hands were trembling, Zhang Tiande's eyes were bursting with anger, Zhang Long beside him felt a little suffocated by the momentum on his body.

"You little bastard, I'll break your dog legs today!" Suddenly, Zhang Tiande turned his head abruptly, and punched Zhang Long on the head.

Dad is really angry. Anyone who sees his son doing such a series of perverted things will go berserk.

"Brother, what are you doing!"

The tyrannical wind rushed, Yang Yang stood up suddenly, and returned the palm.

"Bang!" The fists and palms met, and thick ripples erupted in a circle. Under the scorching energy, several plates and bowls were shattered.

Yang Yang also stepped back two steps, her pretty face suddenly turned pale, because her strength was not enough to block Zhang Tiande's furious punch.

"Brother, you, do you want to kill him? He is your son." Yang Yang raised his hand to cover his chest, and looked at Zhang Tiande and yelled, not caring about his injury.

Zhang Tiande was also taken aback for a moment, and immediately clenched his fists fiercely, staring at Zhang Long with eyes full of hatred, but he couldn't bear to do anything anymore, he was on the verge of crying.

"Zhang Long, I really don't know what you are thinking every day! You...you really disappoint me." After a long pause, Zhang Tiande took a deep breath and said every word.