God level funny comparison system

"Death is cheap, how long will this broken skill last?"

Outside the gate of Lin's house, Zhang Long stood arrogantly under the big tree on the side of the gate, and asked angrily in his heart. He folded his hands in front of his chest, and stood with his legs twitching together. Jianmei kept showing a frivolous look, her winking eyes were like silk, just like a brothel woman standing at the door ready to solicit customers.

"Hehe..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckling, "I guess it will be gone tomorrow. This skill card is a bit special, and the cook consciousness contained in it is not as easy to disperse as energy." went?"

"Tomorrow?" The arrogant posture remained unchanged, and the charming smile remained unchanged. Zhang Long only widened his eyes in his heart, and shouted angrily: "You mean, I will be so perverted all night? Your sister, I am fucking now I'm sick of myself."

"Then there is no other way. Otherwise, take this opportunity to try to analyze women's psychology, that is, to study yourself. Maybe it will be helpful for you to deal with women in the future!" The little girl said seriously.

"Get lost! You treat me as Nuo Waner, and you still study yourself!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes angrily in his heart, but his appearance was still unable to change back according to his own consciousness due to the control of the cook's consciousness.

It was already dusk, the sun was setting, and the sky that had been gloomy for a day finally had a touch of color. The shallow red glow spread across the western sky, like a down-and-out glamorous woman who finally bought her beloved lipstick and was reluctant to part with it. How intensely it is applied.

Zhang Long stood under this red glow, and the glow added a layer of illusion to the bare tree. Standing in it, Zhang Long was like a character intruding into the painting, matching his neither male nor female The standing posture is more like a picture scroll deliberately teasing the world.

He was thinking, where should he go now?

In the current state, Zhang Long feels that if he returns to school, it will definitely cause a sensation in the entire Kewu University. Maybe he will occupy the headlines of the major media tomorrow. Don't even think about the title, the content must be "Zhang Dragon Mutant Shemale" in six characters.

Going home is even more unreliable. Grandpa and dad will suspect that he has gone to Thailand when they see him like this, and his little aunt Yang Yang may let him strip naked in full view and be inspected by others. Prove your pure man signs.

So, I can’t go back to school or home, so I’m living in the rented hut outside the school, it’s too lonely, and now I’m neither male nor female, if I really can’t control my curiosity and do some research on myself... then It's really ruined.

After much deliberation, Zhang Long still decided to call Wang Chao and Ma Han out for a drink first. These two brothers have played together since they were young, and they are more reliable. They should not publicize their current appearance everywhere, and they can also solve loneliness. No need to be ashamed, the best of both worlds.

"He is so smart." Zhang Long couldn't help but stroked the broken hair on his forehead, twisting his willow waist and said.

"Damn it, I can't take it anymore!" In his heart, Zhang Long rolled his eyes again, and scolded himself like a man.

"Haha..." The little girl couldn't help laughing again.

After a few seconds of delay, Zhang Long took out his mobile phone and dialed Ma Han's number.

"Hey, it's you, Brother Long. Let's meet at the old place tonight. You understand." Zhang Long said in a soft voice, raising his sword eyebrows and twisting his waist.

On the other side, just as Ma Han came out of the gravity room, he was stunned at the exit of the basement when he heard the voice on the cell phone. Under the setting sun, he stared blankly at the cell phone in his hand with thick brows, thinking it was his own. hallucinations.

"Hey, hello? Did you hear that? It's your Brother Long, hurry up..."

"Damn it, where did the shemale come from, dare to pretend to be Brother Long! Are you looking for death?" Ma Han was angry, and the voice on the phone was thin and melodious, and he could imagine the coquettish appearance through the phone. A bit perverted, but definitely not to the point of being transsexual.

There is a conspiracy on the cliff, someone wants to pretend to be Brother Long to set him up.

Ma Han had already made up his mind.

On the other end, Zhang Long was shocked by Ma Han's sudden yelling and took down the phone. His eyebrows were slightly frowned, and he looked at the phone in his hand with disgust. He didn't put the phone in his ear until the yelling disappeared. side.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long lazily rolled his eyes, and Zhang Long's voice became more charming and gentle, "Ma Han, do you want to die? Hurry up to Dynasty, gather at the old place, or take a taxi to pick me up, People don't want to see people now!"

On the other end of the phone, Ma Han was sluggish again, his mouth was wide open, and his brain was a little short-circuited.Although he sounds like a real ladyboy, he can vaguely hear Brother Long's usual domineering spirit from the lines.

"Your sister, what's going on with Brother Long?" Ma Han murmured to himself with cold sweat dripping from his forehead.

"Trouble your sister, didn't you hear what he said? Hurry up." Zhang Long began to stomp his feet.

"Cough," Ma Han swallowed, "Brother Long, where are you now? Wang Chao and I will rescue you right away, hold on, it's okay, the current technology can change back if it changes."

"..." Zhang Long raised his eyebrows and rolled his eyes again, "Stop talking nonsense, she's at the door of Lin Yanran's house, hurry up!"

"Okay, okay!" Ma Han nodded quickly, hung up the phone and ran out, but he burst into laughter before running two steps, and dialed Dynasty's mobile phone while running towards the school gate.

"Chao, there is another good show to watch. Brother Long has changed, he has become a eunuch! It seems that he was eunuched by Lin Yanran's father, haha..." Ma Han laughed like crazy when the call was made. .

"Been eunuched by Lin Yanran's father?" Wang Chao was flipping through the alchemy scriptures in the dormitory. Hearing this, he suddenly jumped up from the bed, "It's true."

"Of course it's true! The voice has changed, it's extremely coquettish, haha..." Ma Han still couldn't suppress the smile in his heart.

"Nimma!" Wang Chao's eyes widened, "This is a big deal, Brother Long just called you and me? It's a great shame, aren't you going to take revenge?"

"Of course not, haha...Who is Brother Long, even if he is eunuched, he is bloody, haha... You, you call Xiang Chaoyang and the others, I will summon Zhao Hu, and then gather at the school gate, haha..."

Wang Chao nodded and hung up the phone.

Xiang Chaoyang was not notified immediately, Wang Chao stayed in the dormitory for a long time before completely digesting the amount of information in the call.

"Brother Long has been eunuched? How could he be like this? Haha..." He pushed his glasses, and then burst out laughing, the excitement in his heart was even stronger than when he got the alchemy.

Brother Long, who was extremely domineering since he was a child, suddenly became a eunuch. I'm really curious.

There is no way, Wang Chao doesn't want to laugh either, they are brothers, he should be sad when he is castrated, but when he thinks of Zhang Long wriggling his waist and talking in a soft voice, Wang Chao can't help but want to laugh.

Soon, Wang Chao notified Xiang Chaoyang, Ji Chen, and Xu Xianlong, and more than 20 people gathered at the school gate.

They are all good brothers who play around on weekdays. Except for the Dynasty, they are also good. Zhao Hu is also here, and he is sitting in his big plane with Ma Han, laughing non-stop.

I saw Ma Han pinching the orchid finger, imitating Zhang Long's speech with his own imagination, forcibly squeezing his rough voice into a shrill look, and winking at Zhao Hu again and again, imitating Zhang Long's words on the phone: those words.

Zhao Hu patted the steering wheel and laughed.

"Damn it, it can't be true, right? Brother Long has really become Dongfang Bubai?" Yao Zicheng blinked, looking at the two people in the car and asked.

"Hmm..." Ma Han and Zhao Hu laughed so hard that they couldn't get up, so they just nodded repeatedly.

"This hell..." All the brothers' eyes widened, and a premonition of lightning and thunder came spontaneously.

"Okay, okay, don't be dumbfounded. Seeing Brother Long who has changed his sex is secondary, and revenge is the main thing. If you dare to turn Brother Long into a eunuch, no matter who it is, let his whole family become eunuchs, haha... ..." Zhao Hu raised his hand to greet everyone, and pointed to a row of taxis opposite.

"Oh, revenge for Brother Long!" Many brothers and big men were full of joy, as if they wanted to help Brother Long get married.

The mighty crowd got into the taxis that had been hailed long ago, and rushed towards Lin Tian's house under the leadership of Zhao Hu's big plane.

Like the Zhang family, the Lin family lived in the suburbs of Jiangcheng. The environment was beautiful and quiet, the roads were wide and clean, and there were few pedestrians.

After Zhang Long hung up the phone, he walked slowly along the road in front of the door to the distance, thinking that when Ma Han and Wang Chao arrived, he would get into their car and walk together, so as to avoid being more Many people have found themselves in this undefeated style of the East.

The winter sun set very quickly, and it took less than 10 minutes to walk, and the long avenue hadn't come to an end, and the sky was completely dark.

As night fell, the street lights on both sides of the avenue were also turned on, and Zhang Long also stopped at this time, stopping in the middle of the road.

It's not that he doesn't want to leave, but he feels that someone is following him.

Apart from the Lin family, there were very few outsiders walking on this road. It might be no good for the Lin family to keep up with him at this time.