Bring the system to pretend

QQ Primary School, QQ Canteen.

At this moment, the huge QQ cafeteria was overcrowded, and everyone looked at the food in front of the cafeteria aunt with fiery eyes, drooling.

Ling Chen stood in a corner of the cafeteria, watching the elementary school students scrambling to get food, his face full of puzzlement.

I just looked at the meals in the lunch boxes of elementary school students who came and went, and none of them were boiled cabbage.

Regarding this, Ling Chen didn't understand, why was such a poor food worth fighting so frantically by the elementary school students?

"Bi Yuntao, haven't you eaten yet? This is for you!" At this moment, a sweet voice suddenly sounded from behind Ling Chen.

Ling Chen looked around and couldn't help but be taken aback, the person who came was none other than the elementary school student who got up late during the physical education test and forgot to put on his pants - Lai Yuejing!

At this moment, she is holding two boxes of lunch in her hand, and it seems that she was very nimble in her hands and feet when she just fought.

As soon as Ling Chen saw this food, he lost his appetite, and directly rejected Lai Yuejing, saying: "Student Lai, I appreciate your kindness, but I'm not hungry."

"You have to eat even if you're not hungry. To celebrate the [-]th anniversary of the school today, waste oil was specially added to the meals. It will have a great effect on our own cultivation!" Hearing the sound, Lai Yuejing comforted him.

The corners of Ling Chen's eyes twitched: "Wait, what did you just say? Earth... gutter oil?"

"That's right, our QQ mainland has three super food additives, they are melamine, clenbuterol, and waste oil.

Melamine, using urea as raw material, adding calcium, iron Va, Vd and other nutrients, is refined by advanced technology and equipment, which can supplement Q and trace elements in a short time and improve the utilization rate of Q gas.

Clenbuterol, rich in adrenaline, can promote protein deposition in the body of Q patients, promote fat decomposition and inhibit fat deposition, and can significantly improve the physical strength of Q patients.

Waste oil, which exists in the sewers of the QQ mainland, is the essence of thousands of residues and leftovers. It can only appear in the world after continuous extraction and extraction. Meridians run, great effect! "

"Gulu!" After listening to Lai Yuejing's introduction, Ling Chen swallowed involuntarily, then stroked his temple with his little finger, feeling that he had completely lost his outlook on life.

No wonder people in QQ mainland generally have low IQs. It turns out that it is the contribution of waste oil.

"Bi Yuntao, I saw that you swallowed your saliva and said you are not hungry. Take it, let's eat together." Lai Yuejing directly handed the lunch box to Ling Chen, ignoring Ling Chen's objection, and dragged him to sit on a certain table. Corner table.

Then he opened the lunch box, picked up the chopsticks, and ate with gusto.

Seeing Lai Yuejing eating with gusto, Ling Chen felt a little hairy in his heart, complaining about the abnormality of this world all the time.

There are thousands of dining tables in the entire cafeteria, and at each dining table, there are many primary school students gathered together, eating and chatting together, looking very cozy.

But Ling Chen quickly noticed that more than half of the primary school students, no matter male or female, didn't even wear fat clothes, and there was a word printed on the back of their clothes: Day!

Ling Chen was taken aback, and asked Lai Yuejing, "Student Lai, what's going on with those people?"

"They are fans of Emperor Q Zhao Ritian!" Lai Yuejing looked up and followed Ling Chen's direction, and said with admiration in his eyes.

Ling Chen was stunned: "Zhao Ritian?"

"That's right, Zhao Ritian is one of the top ten Q emperors in the QQ mainland. He can break through the clouds at the top and insert a witch at the bottom. The strongest Q skill "Nine Nine 81 Days" is extremely powerful, and he can't accept it every day." It is precisely because of this that he has become the eternal overlord of QQ mainland."

"Damn it, that's okay too?" Ling Chen almost choked on his saliva.

"It is necessary, the most admirable thing about Q Emperor Zhao Ritian is not his frightening Q skills, but his great affection.

When Zhao Ritian was not yet famous, he met the love of his life. No matter it was windy or rainy, she would always stay by his side and never leave him.

Every time Zhao Ritian went out to challenge various strong men and came back covered in bruises, she would always silently stand by his side, asking for warmth.

It was her who made Zhao Ritian realize what true love is. It was also she who accompanied Zhao Ritian through the troughs and swept the world with Zhao Ritian.

Even though she is dumb and unable to speak, Zhao Ritian never abandons her. No matter how many women who pursue him outside, Zhao Ritian loves her in the end. "

Ling Chen's heart was deeply shaken, Zhao Ritian from this QQ mainland is so affectionate, and the painting style of Zhao Ritian from Earth is too different, isn't it?

After a pause, Ling Chen asked curiously: "What's the name of the girl who accompanied Zhao Ritian?"

The woman who can make Q Emperor Zhao Ritian so obsessed is definitely not an ordinary person.

"Her name is very literary and artistic. I really can't imagine why a girl can come up with such a beautiful name. Her name is - inflatable doll!"

Ling Chen: "..."

Hahaha, this story is really... Fuck you, it’s the steering wheel of labor and capital!

"Bi Yuntao, you also think this girl's name is well chosen, don't you?" Seeing that Ling Chen was silent, Lai Yuejing asked with a smile.

Ling Chen nodded, showing a forced smile: "Yes, yes, it sounds so good that I almost flipped over."

Lai Yuejing smiled slightly, lowered her head to take a bite of rice, and was about to continue talking to Ling Chen about Zhao Ritian's mighty deeds, but the few girls who came towards her changed her complexion.

"We want this dinner table, you two get out!" The three of them glanced at Ling Chen and Lai Yuejing, their tone very indifferent.

Ling Chen frowned, and just about to say something, he saw Lai Yuejing tugging his clothes, shaking his head constantly, and said softly: "Bi Yuntao, they are members of the Shamate family, please don't provoke them. "

"Kill the Matt family?"

"Yes, the Shamate family is the school's number one investor, including the school's small store, hot water supply, and QQ sugar sellers within a radius of ten miles. Even the principal dare not provoke them."

The corners of Ling Chen's eyes twitched, what the hell, this Shamat ruled over the Earth for an era, but he never thought he would be so dominant in the QQ Continent.

Even though he was upset that someone chased him away, Ling Chen didn't want to stay in the cafeteria and didn't think too much about it. He stood up with Lai Yuejing and prepared to leave.

But this time, the leading girl with an afro showed a strange arc: "Wait!"

Lai Yuejing shuddered, and looked at the girl with afro with a fearful smile: "Is there... anything else?"

The girl with the afro didn't answer, but just set her eyes on the boxed lunch on the dining table, and then reached out to sweep it away. The boxed lunch fell to the ground immediately, and the boiled cabbage spilled all over the floor.

"Kneel on the ground and lick these things clean...then go!"