At the beginning, I like to mention the girlfriend of the 100 billion president
Chapter 157 So wet, so wet
But the people had already come, and if they came, they would be safe, and the four of them didn't show too much dissatisfaction, and sat in the referee's seat one after another.
These four guys have a lot in common, apart from the previous ones, there is another point that they are not cultural people, but they like to pretend to be cultural people.
Especially Lord Dao, he swung his big sword all over Jincheng, and he was not afraid of anyone, but he was afraid of his elementary school teacher.
Every time he saw a literati wearing glasses, he thought of his teacher. He didn't know why, but he was afraid of such educated people.
Therefore, after he retired, he also liked to pretend to be a cultural person. He especially liked to study ancient poems.
His favorite original song is called "Snow", which he improvised when the first snow fell last winter!
At that time, he was standing in the heavy snow, his face flushed from the cold, but he still looked up at a 45-degree angle with a constipated expression on his face, and said: "Ah——what are flying in the sky, there are piles here and there; could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace?" , I'll wipe, sieve lime, sieve lime!"
It can be said to be very artistic. It may be that the chakra is used too much, so after reciting the poem, I have a bad cold and go to the No. 1 civilian hospital to hang the water.
Master Dao can only be regarded as a representative of them, but these four people really like to pretend to be cultural people so much.
"They're all a bunch of outdated old guys, hum!" Vulcan smiled disdainfully.
This time he is very well prepared, he doesn't care what the theme of the conference is, he just needs to get the best ranking on it to prove that he has the ability to lead the drag racing party.
At this time, everyone was seated, and the four referees also sat upright, looking very solemn.
Yu'er from the Order of the Phoenix began to read the schedule and rules of the conference.
First of all, the first item is ancient poems. The four judges randomly give a poem theme, and then the contestants will draw lots!
For this kind of conference, there are only representatives from four associations participating, and small associations are not qualified at all, so the four major associations sent people to draw lots.
After drawing back, since the Order of the Phoenix is the host, I improvised first.
Jin Fenghuang glanced at the lottery drawn by Yu'er, the theme on it was: "A woman who has seen all the vicissitudes of life!"
Jin Fenghuang shook his head and smiled, these four old fellows deliberately drew the lottery for himself, isn't this referring to himself?
She is the woman who has seen all the vicissitudes of life!
She stood up, nodded slightly, smiled, and improvised a poem:
"In autumn, the westerly wind falls and the frost falls, the dusk is dark, and the stream is cool.
In the old alley of Changting Pavilion, cook wine and ask about the Double Ninth Festival.
Ascend the heights and send cornel incense from afar, goose corridors, and cloud books.
The wind blows under the east fence of the sycamore, the daisies are fragrant, and the clear songs are treading.
The song makes the end of the world, and the remnant lotus and leaves are buried.
Don't ask the wind and waves in the rivers and lakes, people are thin, and the neon flowers are yellow. "
After singing a song, Jin Fenghuang waved his gorgeous sleeves, looking as beautiful as a fairy.
Lin Feng couldn't help sighing after hearing this, this woman is so talented!
However, when this poem was chanted, the surrounding area was completely silent.
Lin Feng looked around, and as expected, he was playing poetry with a group of big bosses, and even the best poetry was playing the piano against a cow.
"What? No one applauds such a good poem?" Wei Yichen was very surprised at the side: "Although I don't know which style of lyrics is used, it sounds so comfortable!"
The people around looked at each other in blank dismay!What Ci Pai?What is this?
Jin Fenghuang frowned, a trace of disappointment hung on her beautiful face, but she still smiled politely and sat down slowly.
In her heart, she was full of emotions. Could it be that no one understands?
But at this time, Lin Feng clapped his hands and said: "What a poem, what a poem "Jiangchengzi" by Su Shi, few people can use this word card so fluently, Sister Jin came here as soon as she opened her mouth, she is a rare talent! I admire it!"
Jin Fenghuang felt a haze just now, but upon hearing Lin Feng's words, she suddenly saw the blue sky through the clouds and mists, and Lin Feng was like a ray of bright sunlight, directly illuminating her dark sky.
Jin Fenghuang didn't expect that Lin Feng knew the Ci Pai she used, and opened his mouth to say it. This Lin Feng, on the surface, looks like a rascal, but inside, he is very talented!
Jin Fenghuang secretly admired that she had seen the right person, at this time her heart was slightly agitated.
However, the four judges were all in a daze, completely unable to understand what it was.
However, Lord Dao saw that Lin Feng was the first to praise Jin Fenghuang, and he was not far behind. He raised his broad palm and clapped: "Okay, good poetry, good poetry!"
Then, the other three judges laughed along with obscene faces: "So wet, so wet!"
And apart from the judges and members of the Order of the Phoenix, no one else applauded!
Next, the judges score the session.
Everyone scored [-] out of [-], a total of [-] points, and the four judges directly swiped their pens on the sign.
2 points, 3 points, 3 points, 1 points!
A total of nine points.
The Order of the Phoenix was in a state of embarrassment. It scored 40 out of 9 points?Are you right?
Such a low score was unexpected by Golden Phoenix. Although his original song was not perfect, with normal scores, there were still scores of seven or eight.
But those four guys had their own little calculations in their hearts. They originally wanted to help Jin Fenghuang secretly, but because of Lin Feng's appearance, they were very upset. In addition, they didn't understand a sentence of Jin Fenghuang's poem, so they directly called low score.
Jin Fenghuang shook his head and smiled wryly to himself. Seeing this scene in Lin Feng's eyes, Lin Feng also smiled, and said to himself, just look, I knew that it was a trap for you to invite this group of people.
Next, there was Cui Sanye from the north of the city to write a poem.
The label Cui Sanye drew was Songhuaxi, which is the mother river of Jincheng.
Cui Sanye has always been quick to talk, and this time he didn't bring any helpers. Seeing the proposition of Songhuaxi, he, a rough old man, really improvised.
He coughed hard twice, and groaned loudly: "Ah—Songhua River is quite big, there are lotus in the stream, and there are toads on the lotus, and the toad pokes and hops. Hahahaha, hop!"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone around laughed.
"Fuck, Shunliu, what a great poem, what a great poem!" This was exactly what Master Dao and Lord Hou liked. The two of them liked composing poems the most, especially those with neat couplets. They immediately applauded.
People around also think this poem is good, they can understand it, and it rhymes very well, really amazing!
There was praise all around.
Four judges scored: 8 points, 8 points, 8 points, 8 points!
Get a high score of 32 points.
"Acceptance, acquiescence!" Cui Sanye suddenly felt that he had the temperament of a literati, and his words changed!
Jin Fenghuang shook his head secretly, these judges are really fooling around!
At this moment, Yu'er leaned close to Jin Fenghuang's ear and whispered, "Elder Sister, I think there is something wrong here!"
"what is the problem?"
Yu'er said: "You invited those judges. Normally, they would favor you, but now they turn against you. This is obviously a problem. I just observed carefully and found that they hate Lin Feng very much. , especially when you are interacting with Lin Feng, they all look like they hate Lin Feng to death, these old perverts don't give high marks because of Lin Feng!"
Golden Phoenix remained silent.
Yu'er continued in a low voice: "Today you delayed the meeting in order to wait for Lin Feng, and everyone is already angry. Now Lin Feng has become a thorn in everyone's eyes, and the four judges also don't like Lin Feng. I advise eldest sister to drive Lin Feng away Come on, otherwise, we will be embarrassed next time!"
These four guys have a lot in common, apart from the previous ones, there is another point that they are not cultural people, but they like to pretend to be cultural people.
Especially Lord Dao, he swung his big sword all over Jincheng, and he was not afraid of anyone, but he was afraid of his elementary school teacher.
Every time he saw a literati wearing glasses, he thought of his teacher. He didn't know why, but he was afraid of such educated people.
Therefore, after he retired, he also liked to pretend to be a cultural person. He especially liked to study ancient poems.
His favorite original song is called "Snow", which he improvised when the first snow fell last winter!
At that time, he was standing in the heavy snow, his face flushed from the cold, but he still looked up at a 45-degree angle with a constipated expression on his face, and said: "Ah——what are flying in the sky, there are piles here and there; could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace?" , I'll wipe, sieve lime, sieve lime!"
It can be said to be very artistic. It may be that the chakra is used too much, so after reciting the poem, I have a bad cold and go to the No. 1 civilian hospital to hang the water.
Master Dao can only be regarded as a representative of them, but these four people really like to pretend to be cultural people so much.
"They're all a bunch of outdated old guys, hum!" Vulcan smiled disdainfully.
This time he is very well prepared, he doesn't care what the theme of the conference is, he just needs to get the best ranking on it to prove that he has the ability to lead the drag racing party.
At this time, everyone was seated, and the four referees also sat upright, looking very solemn.
Yu'er from the Order of the Phoenix began to read the schedule and rules of the conference.
First of all, the first item is ancient poems. The four judges randomly give a poem theme, and then the contestants will draw lots!
For this kind of conference, there are only representatives from four associations participating, and small associations are not qualified at all, so the four major associations sent people to draw lots.
After drawing back, since the Order of the Phoenix is the host, I improvised first.
Jin Fenghuang glanced at the lottery drawn by Yu'er, the theme on it was: "A woman who has seen all the vicissitudes of life!"
Jin Fenghuang shook his head and smiled, these four old fellows deliberately drew the lottery for himself, isn't this referring to himself?
She is the woman who has seen all the vicissitudes of life!
She stood up, nodded slightly, smiled, and improvised a poem:
"In autumn, the westerly wind falls and the frost falls, the dusk is dark, and the stream is cool.
In the old alley of Changting Pavilion, cook wine and ask about the Double Ninth Festival.
Ascend the heights and send cornel incense from afar, goose corridors, and cloud books.
The wind blows under the east fence of the sycamore, the daisies are fragrant, and the clear songs are treading.
The song makes the end of the world, and the remnant lotus and leaves are buried.
Don't ask the wind and waves in the rivers and lakes, people are thin, and the neon flowers are yellow. "
After singing a song, Jin Fenghuang waved his gorgeous sleeves, looking as beautiful as a fairy.
Lin Feng couldn't help sighing after hearing this, this woman is so talented!
However, when this poem was chanted, the surrounding area was completely silent.
Lin Feng looked around, and as expected, he was playing poetry with a group of big bosses, and even the best poetry was playing the piano against a cow.
"What? No one applauds such a good poem?" Wei Yichen was very surprised at the side: "Although I don't know which style of lyrics is used, it sounds so comfortable!"
The people around looked at each other in blank dismay!What Ci Pai?What is this?
Jin Fenghuang frowned, a trace of disappointment hung on her beautiful face, but she still smiled politely and sat down slowly.
In her heart, she was full of emotions. Could it be that no one understands?
But at this time, Lin Feng clapped his hands and said: "What a poem, what a poem "Jiangchengzi" by Su Shi, few people can use this word card so fluently, Sister Jin came here as soon as she opened her mouth, she is a rare talent! I admire it!"
Jin Fenghuang felt a haze just now, but upon hearing Lin Feng's words, she suddenly saw the blue sky through the clouds and mists, and Lin Feng was like a ray of bright sunlight, directly illuminating her dark sky.
Jin Fenghuang didn't expect that Lin Feng knew the Ci Pai she used, and opened his mouth to say it. This Lin Feng, on the surface, looks like a rascal, but inside, he is very talented!
Jin Fenghuang secretly admired that she had seen the right person, at this time her heart was slightly agitated.
However, the four judges were all in a daze, completely unable to understand what it was.
However, Lord Dao saw that Lin Feng was the first to praise Jin Fenghuang, and he was not far behind. He raised his broad palm and clapped: "Okay, good poetry, good poetry!"
Then, the other three judges laughed along with obscene faces: "So wet, so wet!"
And apart from the judges and members of the Order of the Phoenix, no one else applauded!
Next, the judges score the session.
Everyone scored [-] out of [-], a total of [-] points, and the four judges directly swiped their pens on the sign.
2 points, 3 points, 3 points, 1 points!
A total of nine points.
The Order of the Phoenix was in a state of embarrassment. It scored 40 out of 9 points?Are you right?
Such a low score was unexpected by Golden Phoenix. Although his original song was not perfect, with normal scores, there were still scores of seven or eight.
But those four guys had their own little calculations in their hearts. They originally wanted to help Jin Fenghuang secretly, but because of Lin Feng's appearance, they were very upset. In addition, they didn't understand a sentence of Jin Fenghuang's poem, so they directly called low score.
Jin Fenghuang shook his head and smiled wryly to himself. Seeing this scene in Lin Feng's eyes, Lin Feng also smiled, and said to himself, just look, I knew that it was a trap for you to invite this group of people.
Next, there was Cui Sanye from the north of the city to write a poem.
The label Cui Sanye drew was Songhuaxi, which is the mother river of Jincheng.
Cui Sanye has always been quick to talk, and this time he didn't bring any helpers. Seeing the proposition of Songhuaxi, he, a rough old man, really improvised.
He coughed hard twice, and groaned loudly: "Ah—Songhua River is quite big, there are lotus in the stream, and there are toads on the lotus, and the toad pokes and hops. Hahahaha, hop!"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone around laughed.
"Fuck, Shunliu, what a great poem, what a great poem!" This was exactly what Master Dao and Lord Hou liked. The two of them liked composing poems the most, especially those with neat couplets. They immediately applauded.
People around also think this poem is good, they can understand it, and it rhymes very well, really amazing!
There was praise all around.
Four judges scored: 8 points, 8 points, 8 points, 8 points!
Get a high score of 32 points.
"Acceptance, acquiescence!" Cui Sanye suddenly felt that he had the temperament of a literati, and his words changed!
Jin Fenghuang shook his head secretly, these judges are really fooling around!
At this moment, Yu'er leaned close to Jin Fenghuang's ear and whispered, "Elder Sister, I think there is something wrong here!"
"what is the problem?"
Yu'er said: "You invited those judges. Normally, they would favor you, but now they turn against you. This is obviously a problem. I just observed carefully and found that they hate Lin Feng very much. , especially when you are interacting with Lin Feng, they all look like they hate Lin Feng to death, these old perverts don't give high marks because of Lin Feng!"
Golden Phoenix remained silent.
Yu'er continued in a low voice: "Today you delayed the meeting in order to wait for Lin Feng, and everyone is already angry. Now Lin Feng has become a thorn in everyone's eyes, and the four judges also don't like Lin Feng. I advise eldest sister to drive Lin Feng away Come on, otherwise, we will be embarrassed next time!"
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