The system takes me to pull hatred

The scene was silent for a while, and the sound of needle dropping could be faintly heard.

The female college students stared wide-eyed, showing shock, obviously unable to believe everything in front of them.

They were cheated? !

The wretched fat man trembled as if struck by lightning, his eyes were almost blinded.

No way?
This guy in front of him who doesn't look rich at all actually has a million dollar car in his hand?

This TM is a big joke!
"Brother, should you explain it to me?" Ling Chen stared at the wretched fat man with a smirk on his lips.

All the female college students also cast their eyes on the wretched fat man, with a hint of anger on their faces.

This bastard actually pretended to be the owner of the car and cheated them of their money.

"Oh, it turned out that I made a mistake. Your car looks so much like the third-generation Porsche Cayenne parked at my house. I'm so sorry. I mistook your car for mine." The wretched fat man rolled his eyes and quickly lied.

"Big brother, to tell you the truth, in fact, the moment I saw you, I thought you were a top-grade West Lake Longjing. That faint bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste, the more delicious it becomes. After meeting you, when I look at other men, It's like insulting your own eyes."

"After seeing your aura, I couldn't calm down for a long time, just like what Lao Tzu said: the big sound has no sound, but the elephant has no form. Now I finally understand what I lack. It is just like you. The heavy feeling produced by the persistent pursuit of truth and the arduous practice of ideals."

"I was so shocked that I couldn't move. Your aura of tearing paper made me unable to help but look at you again and again. Every time I look at you, my admiration grows. I always think about it. , Is there a spirit alive under your delicate appearance, so that it can make people not know the taste of meat for three months, and make people have a lingering feeling that lasts for three days..."

"A little educated." Ling Chen clapped his hands, and said meaningfully: "However, if complimenting me is useful, then why do you need the police?"

The wretched fat man trembled, quickly pulled Ling Chen aside, lowered his voice and begged, "Brother, can you forget about this matter, I'll give you all the money just now."

"Money?" Ling Chen jokingly smiled, pointed to the camera hanging on the front right, and said in a deep voice: "You should keep the money and spend it in prison."

With that said, he was about to call the police.

The wretched fat man turned pale, and quickly stopped Ling Chen: "Big brother, please give me a chance, let me do whatever I want."

"Okay, I'll give you a chance to make up for it." Ling Chen thought for a while, and whispered a few words in the wretched fat man's ear.

The wretched fat man's eyes twitched, his heart ached, and he finally nodded: "Yes!"

[Ding, the hatred value of Zheng Badao, the wretched fat man from the swindler and abductor +110! 】

"Then let's get started." Ling Chen opened the door of the third-generation Cayenne and sat in the driver's seat.

The wretched fat man faced the female college students, and said loudly: "The matter has been resolved. It is true that I mistook the car, but it doesn't matter. The owner of the car has nothing to do recently. He wants to take a photo album of beautiful women. I don't know if there are any beauties. Would you like to get in the car and take a photo with the owner? After taking the photo, you can receive a compensation fee of 50 yuan from me, which is great value for money, first come, first served!"

Hearing this, the eyes of the female college students lit up, ready to move.

To be honest, the photos taken outside the car will eventually cause doubts when you show them to friends, but if you take photos inside the car, the situation is different.

What's more, after taking the photo, you can get 50 yuan, which is equivalent to getting back the money for taking the previous photo, and you get 40 yuan more.

The excited eyes cast on Ling Chen by the female college students made him show a noble smile.

In ancient times, there were the emperor's new clothes, and now there are skirts for girls.

Alas, my handsomeness has invisibly infected this group of girls, it's really nerve-wracking!

If handsomeness is regarded as a kind of belief, then am I not a flag flying in the forefront, making those clowns feel ashamed?
If being handsome can be eaten as food, then wouldn't my being handsome make the world no longer need to grow food?

Oh, God, why do you want me to be so handsome?
If I had to choose between talent and handsomeness, I would choose talent without hesitation, but life cannot be repeated, so I have no choice but to accept this regret silently.

While sighing, Ling Chen waved his hand, letting the wretched fat man come over, and whispered in his ear: "Remember to be serious when taking pictures, some parts should be clear, you know, I am a person who pursues aestheticism and People who build an aesthetic society, but also have obsessive-compulsive disorder."

"If it is blurred, I will have trouble sleeping and eating, and I will feel uncomfortable. If I feel uncomfortable, I may do stupid things, such as sending you to the police station, or accusing you of deceiving a girl, or accusing you of cheating on your bad behavior. send to the web"

"Okay, okay, big brother, don't worry, I will definitely do it." The wretched fat man shook his heart and nodded sharply.

I thought that I had already stood at the peak of the shameless world, but now I saw that people more shameless than me were flying around in a plane above my head.

[Ding, the hatred value of Zheng Badao, the wretched fat man from the swindler and abductor +115! 】

After a pause, the wretched fat man turned to the female college students and asked, "Now that the owner is ready, which one of you will come first?"

"I come, I come, I have a good figure, and I look thin when I take a group photo."

"Your figure is only secondary. As for your dark complexion, don't take it upon yourself."

"Choose me, I am fairer and have skin, if you don't believe me, you can touch it!"

"Body and skin are useless, milk is the last word!"

As soon as the wretched fat man's words came, the female college students ran up to him one by one, like wild horses that had been spattered with chicken blood, and shouted in fear of each other.

The wretched fat man felt refreshed for a while, and asked Ling Chen in the car: "Big brother, who do you choose?"

Hearing this, the female college students were taken aback for a moment, then ignored the wretched fat man, and walked up to Ling Chen one after another, flirting and charming.

Obscene fat man: "."

Damn, do you want to be so realistic?
After a while, a girl was already lying beside Ling Chen. At this moment, the girl was hugging Ling Chen and gestured to the wretched fat man to start taking pictures.

"Crack!"

The wretched fat man picked up the phone that the girl had handed over in advance, and took a photo with envy and hatred.

"Handsome guy, I still want to change my posture, can I satisfy my request?" The girl who took the photo seemed dissatisfied, and pressed her whole body directly on Ling Chen's chest, begging like a cat.

Feeling a plump and soft feeling coming from his chest, Ling Chen nodded.

"I am a person who responds to girls' requests, so whoever, give me ten more!"

"Shameless, scum, beast!" The wretched fat man's eyes were full of resentment, but he didn't stop what he was doing.

Time flew by, every girl took pictures with Ling Chen, and behind the pictures, there was always a fat man with angry and aggrieved eyes.

"Handsome guy, this is someone's phone call, remember to hold me!" Before leaving, a girl stretched out her hand and slid a circle on Ling Chen's chest, stuffed a note into his pocket, and left shamelessly here.

Looking at the girl's provocative eyes, Ling Chen only felt a surge in his heart, the warmth of spring and the blossoming of flowers.

Looking at it like this, this girl wants to get to know this handsome guy in depth, talk about her ideals, and what happens by the way!

Alas, in fact, I am a simple person. The teacher also said that love should be the attitude of one soul to another soul, not the reaction of one organ to another.

Promise to such a thing will be condemned, reviled, and despised, so let me bear all these public opinions in silence.

Don't ask me why, because I am an unrestrained person who loves freedom!

After the girls left one by one, Ling Chen walked up to the wretched fat man and said: "Good job, hard work, after this incident, I hope you will have a longer memory, and you will not be so shameless in the future. It’s okay to be a gentle and refined person, but if you meet such an arrogant and unreasonable person, you will end up miserable!”

Obscene fat man: "."

Big brother, after meeting you, I didn't feel any better!
Looking at the time, the wretched fat man hesitated for a moment, and said aloud: "Brother, the photoshoot is over, do you think I can go?"

"Of course." Ling Chen nodded, indicating that the other party can leave.

After a while, he seemed to think of something again, and said, "By the way, leave your phone number."

This wretched fat man's ability in eloquence is quite good, and he can be recruited into Marriott Entertainment Co., Ltd. to train him later.

"Do you have to leave your phone number? Is it okay to leave your QQ number?"

"I think it's better to leave the police number, what do you think?"

"The phone number must be a phone number!" The wretched fat man was shocked, and quickly left his contact information.

"Remember, my name is Ling Chen."

"Alright Boss Ling, goodbye Boss Ling!" The wretched fat man said politely, and immediately left the place like a plague god.

[Ding, the hatred value of Zheng Badao, the wretched fat man from the swindler and abductor +1! 】

"This guy" looked at his back, Ling Chen couldn't laugh or cry.

Without thinking too much, he got into the car and wanted to drive away.

But at this moment, a burst of urination came quietly, but blocked Ling Chen's actions.

If you don't let go of urine, you will damage your bladder.

No pee hard squeeze, exercise soft body (circle and focus on the test)!

He glanced around and found that there was a park not far from the crosswalk, and a new public toilet was built in it.

Without saying a word, Ling Chen got off the car and walked towards the park.

At this time, there were two people waiting for the green light at the entrance of the crosswalk. They were arm in arm and very much in love.

"Baby, come to my house tonight. My girlfriend is out for an internship, and I'm the only one at home. Let's send it."

"Not today, how about the day after tomorrow?"

"why?"

"My girlfriend is at home tonight!"

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