The super son-in-law of the female president

It seems that this little comber is really uneducated. Judging from the expression on his face, it's not that he pretends not to understand, but that he has never heard of this idiom.

The guard of the Aries zodiac gave a sneer, and shook his head helplessly: "It seems that people nowadays have lost even the most basic knowledge in their practice. It's really shameful."

"Well, let me popularize what is called a jumping beam clown, and tell you the idiom story behind it by the way."

"During the Warring States period, Hui Shi, Minister of the State of Wei, in a conversation with Zhuangzi, gave an example of a big osmanthus tree in his house, saying that the trunk of the tree was bloated, the branches were curled up, and it was not good enough. The carpenter didn't even look at it. , in order to ridicule Zhuangzi's saying that "big and useless, everyone goes together." To this, Zhuangzi replied: "I don't see a raccoon alone, and I humble myself to wait for the arrogance; High and low; middle in machine development, dead in indiscriminate.Today's husband sells cattle, which are as big as clouds hanging from the sky.This can be great, but not a mouse.Today, I have a big tree, and worry about its uselessness, why not plant it in a country where nothing exists, in a vast field, wandering about nothing by its side, carefree like sleeping and lying under it.If you don't have a catty axe, those who are harmless have nothing to use, and you are in trouble!The general meaning of this passage is: Haven't you seen a wild cat?They lie in hiding, waiting for an opportunity to hunt small animals that come out to move, jump around, do not avoid high and low, often touch the mechanism, and die in the snare.There are also yaks, whose huge bodies are like clouds in the sky.It can make itself very large, but it cannot catch mice.Now you have a big tree, and you are worried that it is useless, why not plant it in the empty country, in the vast and endless wilderness, it can grow more luxuriantly, and passers-by can enjoy the shade under it with ease.Therefore, it does not suffer from the so-called lack of availability.What Zhuangzi wants to say here is that "doing nothing is empty talk, you can be free and comfortable, and shade the common people", in order to refute Huishi's irony of "big but useless".Later generations derived the idiom "jumping the bridge clown" from this story. "

I specially used a short story to tell the meaning of the idiom "Jiaoliang clown".

But at this time, the little hair-combing man seemed to have not understood the information in his eyes.

"What are you talking about? I muttered to myself for a long time, but I didn't understand a word!"

"Your father and I don't study much, can you change the way of speaking!"

The guard of the Aries zodiac sign was obviously stunned when he heard the little hair-combing man say this.

He already knew that the little man combing his hair was illiterate, but he didn't expect that it was not just illiterate, but also a problem with IQ.

"With a person like you, it doesn't make any sense to talk more, so let's end it!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hands, and between the two palms, an extremely powerful and terrifying ability quickly gathered.

At the moment when Xiao combed her hair, her face turned pale from her original arrogance in an instant.

This powerful energy has already exceeded his imagination. If this blow hits, even if he does not die, he will probably be disabled for life.

Thinking of this, the little hair-combing man stood up and retreated without saying a word.

But in the next second, he found that his body couldn't move!
The surroundings seemed to have turned into a huge crystal grid, and his body and limbs were firmly stuck in it, unable to move at all.

Jiang Xinyue, who was hiding in the distance, was ecstatic when she saw this scene.

He kept tugging at Qin Fan's sleeve, and muttered in a low voice, "Did you see it! Did you see it!"

"This is the crystal net that Mr. Mu used. It's amazing! It's so handsome!"

Concrete telekinetic power into a crystalline web that is hard to see with the naked eye, making the opponent trapped and locked in their ability to move like being trapped by a spider web.

Although the presentation of the moves is similar to the crystal wall, it is different from the crystal wall that can reflect the enemy's attack. The function of the crystal net is to bind and capture the enemy.

It's really gorgeous and cool.

Qin Fan sneered coldly: "Hehe, it's too much, it's the first time I see such a powerful enemy, and I'm not really ecstatic, or the girl is too young, and she can forget everything when she becomes a nympho. "

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xinyue patted Qin Fan's shoulder: "Cut, look at what you said, I'm just talking about the facts, I'm really handsome!"

At this time, I saw the Aries palace guard in the distance, faintly speaking a few words from his mouth:

"Starlight is extinct!"

These four words blurted out, and in an instant, the situation in the world changed. It was originally a daytime weather, but suddenly it seemed to be late at night.

The starry sky is bright, with meteors passing by, and countless stars, becoming brighter and brighter.

The light spots turned into entities and fell from the sky, like those flying fireflies in the dark night.

Under the beautiful appearance, there is indeed an extremely powerful energy.

The stars gathered together and turned into a spear, aiming straight at the restrained little hair-combing man.

The little man combing his hair kept struggling, and his skin was already severely strangled. It seemed that the harder he tried, the stronger the restraint of the crystal net became.

Seeing that the spear made of starlight was about to pierce his forehead, at this moment, the little hair-combing man shouted loudly to his companion: "Second brother, don't you come to help at this time!"

The countless star lights transformed into spears exploded in front of the eyes of the little hair-combing man. The power was infinitely terrifying.

At that moment, the surroundings that were originally as dark as the night suddenly shone with dazzling light, forcing people to barely open their eyes.

It's too strong, this move is comparable to the ultimate move of the guy who practiced Taoism that Qin Fan and others met before.

They are all textbook-level attack moves.

Even though they were hiding in the distance, Qin Fan and the others were blind at that moment anyway, and even though they had closed their eyes tightly in advance, they could still feel the intense tingling through their eyelids.

It really is starlight extinction!

Such terrifying power is indeed worthy of such a name.

Awesome!

It can be called a feast of special effects!

Anyway, when you make movies, even if you make science fiction movies, you can’t make this kind of effect.

After a burst of halo, everything fell into calm again.

Before the eyes of Qin Fan and others calmed down, they heard the voice of someone in the distance.

"Hehe, is the starlight extinct? Even my shield can't be broken, that's all!"

This voice is very recognizable, and it is the voice of the twin brother, that is, the voice of the flat-inch hair.

Qin Fan rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then he managed to gradually see the surrounding environment clearly.

It turned out that when the light beam from the extinction of the starry sky almost hit the little man with combed hair, his brother appeared in an instant and used a small black round shield to resist the attack of the guard of the Aries zodiac.

However, although the trick of extinction of the starry sky was disintegrated, the Aries guard who stood on the stone steps was not surprised at all.

As if everything was in his expectation.

His eyes were extremely deep and calm.

At the same time, with a big wave of his hand, he actually released the crystal net that was restraining the little hair-combing man before.

"Very good. I didn't expect one to break my defensive crystal wall, and the other to resist my starlight extinction. It's interesting!"

The little hair-combing man saw that the crystal net that bound him disappeared, and his brows were filled with joy.

"Hmph, now you know how powerful my two brothers are. Call Dad quickly and let Dad pass here."

"In this case, Dad might give you a big and affectionate hug."

But Pingcuntou frowned, and subconsciously muttered something to his brother.

The painting style changed suddenly, and the brother's face changed slightly, and his eyes rolled.

"How about this, since you took the initiative to untie my father, how about I tell you a little story, father?"

Hearing this request, the Aries keeper immediately laughed 'haha', "What a joke, you idiot, you don't even know what a clown is, yet you dare to tell stories to me!"

But after thinking about it, I was very curious, and saw the Aries keeper folded his arms, looking interested.

He looked at the little man who combed his hair.

"Okay, I'll give you a chance. I'm curious, what kind of ink smell can still come out of a country bumpkin like you."

The little man combing his hair intentionally 'coughed' twice.

Without further ado, Xiaoping's brother with an inch-cut head sat cross-legged with his eyes closed, as if he was meditating.

But this accident, the Aries keeper doesn't notice it at all.

What he is curious about now is to know what kind of stories the little combing hair can bring him.

Xiao Shutou coughed twice again, then raised his throat, looked around, and said, "Okay then, you dare to underestimate me, then I will let you hear, the best story I know."

The face of the Aries palace guard finally revealed a look, and he shook his head.

"Hehe, you seem to want to delay time and give your little brother another big move?"

Hearing this, the little hair-combing man was very angry, as if he had been hit, he cursed angrily: "Fart, dad beat you, do you still need to accumulate energy?"

"Do you listen to my story?"

"I'll just ask you to listen! No! Listen!"

The Aries guard smiled: "Okay, since I fell asleep and woke up, I haven't met someone as interesting as you for a long time, so let's relieve fatigue, and it's also out of interest."