Uncharted Adventure: Unlock the Deadpool template at the beginning

within the channel.

Because it took too long to move forward in the passage.

Su Chen and his group need to rest.

They found a place in the passage and sat down to rest.

"whee."

"Yaoyao, I found a dry branch!"

Yaoyao found a dry branch.

She hugged the branches and made a pile on the ground.

After the pile was finished, Sister Baoer took out a lighter and lit the pile of branches on fire.

"scoff~"

Heaps of dead branches lit, glowing, radiating heat.

The four gathered around the campfire and began to rest.

"hey-hey."

"Xiao Xixi, Xiao Xixi, have you finished the first volume of "Golden Plum"?"

"After reading it, I still have it here~"

"There are also the middle and second volumes, which are more exciting and exciting."

"Want to see it?"

"If you want to see it, just tell me, I promise to satisfy you."

"Who told me to love you so deeply."

"Hey~ I was touched by myself."

"Are you moved? Little Xixi?"

Su Chen sat next to Kakashi, chattering endlessly.

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

……

He was like a chatterbox, blah blah blah.

Kakashi:

So annoying!

Why is there such annoying chatter in the world?

But there is one thing to say, the "Golden Plum" given by Su Chen is really good-looking!
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(￢￢)σ
The plot is ups and downs, and the action is classic and fascinating.

It's even more beautiful than his "Intimate Paradise"!
Now that the first volume has been read, he really wants to see the second volume.

"Uh……"

"Can you give me the middle book?"

Kakashi coughed lightly and made some embarrassing openings.

"Of course you can!"

"What is our relationship?"

"I can give you the middle volume. But there is one condition, I want you to sing a song for me."

"Little Xixi~ can you please~"

Su Chen chuckled.

He held his chin with both hands and stared at Kakashi as if he was looking at his lover.

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

……

Yaoyao tilted her little head, and blinked her big eyes a few times.

She was a little curious, why is Brother Su Chen so interested in Kakashi?
Is this true friendship?
"Sing……"

"I'm not very good at singing."

The corners of Kakashi's eyes twitched, his expression very hesitant.

He originally wanted to refuse directly, but when he thought of "Golden Plum", he hesitated for a while.

Kakashi's greatest interest in life is reading pornographic books.

Without this interest, he feels that life is boring.

How to do?
Is it better to sing or not to sing?
Am I, Kakashi, that kind of person?
How can you bend your waist for a little yellow book?

But I really want to read the second volume of "Jinmei"!

Well, for "Jinmei", I will go all out!
(Profit)
"Not very good at singing?"

"Then sing the recently popular "Learning to Meow", a saliva song, simple and easy to learn."

"Okay?"

"As soon as you sing, I'll give you the middle volume immediately!"

Su Chen chuckled.

He shook the middle volume of "Golden Plum" in his hand.

The meaning is obvious, as long as Kakashi sings, the middle volume will be given to Kakashi.

"Wow~"

"Brother Kakashi, do you want to sing? I want to hear you sing."

Yaoyao giggled.

She held her chin with both hands, and looked at Kakashi with a cute face.

(¤ω¤)
"That's fine... let's sing."

"I didn't just sing for the second volume of "Jinmei". It's just that Yaoyao wanted to hear it, so I sang."

Kakashi spoke arrogantly.

Studio.

"Hahahahaha, Kakashi is so arrogant, he succumbed, Kakashi finally succumbed."

"Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Kakashi finally bowed down for Little Yellow Book!"

"Su Chen is so cheap, but I really like it. Emmm~"

"Wow Kakaka. The future family status can be seen at a glance. I bet Kakashi is the one!"

"Hey~ Love is a lie! The opposite sex is for reproduction, and the same sex is true love!"

"I look forward to it, I don't know what Kakashi's singing will look like?"

"Damn it! The secret adventure is still singing? You still say that your team is not here to travel?"

"One thing to say, Su Chen's expedition team is really happy, I love it."

…………

Kakashi hesitated for a moment.

He cleared his throat and began to sing:
"Let's learn to meow together ~ meow meow meow meow together ~"

"Show me a baby in front of you~ Ouch meow meow meow meow~"

"My heart is pounding~I'm infatuated with your smirk~"

"If you don't say you love me, I will meow meow~ I need your hug every day~"

"Cherish every minute and every second together ~ how important you are to me~"

"I think you know better than me~you are my heroine~"

……

It has to be said that Kakashi's singing is really... It's hard to describe!

Tune in!

Terrible!
Su Chen: "..."

He didn't expect that Kakashi's singing would be so ugly...

It was simply unbearable.

Yaoyao covers her face.

The sweet smile on her face gradually disappeared and became blurred.

Miss Bao'er covered her face.

Uh……

This guy can sing worse than me.

Kakashi sang more and more devotedly.

He was deeply intoxicated by his singing.

Haha!

When these people heard my singing, they were all intoxicated without saying a word~
(ˉˉ)

"Sometimes I'm as lazy as a cat~ When I'm in a bad temper, I bark my teeth and claws~"

"You are always gentle~ you can melt my heart~"

"I want to be your kitten~ Let's meow together~"

"Meow meow meow meow meow together~ I'll be coquettish in front of you~"

"Ouch meow meow meow meow~ my heart is pounding~"

……

Kakashi is still singing, looking intoxicated~
Studio.

"Please Kakashi, stop singing."

"It's too ugly. My ears don't hear pregnancy well, but abortion."

"This... I was wrong. I shouldn't be wearing headphones, tears~"

"What did I do wrong? Why did I hear Kakashi sing?"

"I'm smart, I've already turned off the volume!"

"Su Chen came out to fight! Why did you ask Kakashi to sing?"

"Kakashi's throat was kissed by an angel? Bah! It should have been locked by Hades!"

"If you open your mouth to sing, you will directly lose the right to choose a spouse!"

……

The audience were all dumbfounded.

Originally, they were looking forward to it, looking forward to Kakashi singing.

The result was unexpected...

This is out of tune and flying into the sky, okay?

The lyrics are all sung crooked, okay?

I thought you were a king, but I didn't expect you to be bronze!
"How do I sing?"

"I think the emotion I sang just now is very devoted."

"If you still want to hear it."

"I can play another song."

Kakashi smiled confidently.

He found the feeling of singing just now, and felt that he sang very well!

Su Chen and others wanted not to be tortured by this kind of noise.

They patted their thighs one by one and shouted: Good!This is simply the sound of nature! "

Su Chen: "I've never heard such a beautiful song. It's absolutely amazing."

Yaoyao: "Well, it's good to hear vomiting, bah, it's good to hear that the ear is pregnant."

Sister Bao'er: "Yes, I won't watch any concerts without you in the future."

"Clap clap clap!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"Clap clap clap!"

The three applauded, the applause was sparse and full of perfunctory.

The audience saw this scene.

They all burst out laughing.

Hahaha!
As expected of a good teammate, in order not to hear the torment of Kakashi's noise again, he went all out.

This bottomless and unscrupulous praise is absolutely perfect.

"Since you all praise me like this."

"I'm sorry if I don't sing one more song."

Kakashi spoke seriously.

Since my teammates praised me so much.

How can I not play another song?Doesn't this live up to the expectations of my teammates?

Sister Baoer: "Don't!"

Yaoyao: "Don't!"

Su Chen: "Don't!"

Listening to the song Kakashi sang just now, they were really scared.

Nima!

What you sang just now is also called singing?
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Little Xixi, stop singing now."

"Come, come, your favorite "Jinmei" volume is here."

Su Chen coughed lightly.

Without saying a word, he directly gave Kakashi the second volume of "Golden Plum", for fear that Kakashi would sing another song.

"Ah."

Kakashi nodded.

After he got the middle volume of "Golden Plum", his eyes lit up, and he began to read the book with relish, and no longer asked to sing.

Seeing this, Su Chen and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

"Crackling."

"Crackling."

The bonfire was burning the branches, and sparks popped out from time to time.

"Brother Kakashi sings, Yaoyao also wants to sing."

Yaoyao smiled sweetly and proposed to sing.

"Just sing if you want to."

Sister Baoer sat cross-legged on the ground.

While eating dry food, she opened her mouth.

"Well, it's fine. Just don't sing as beautifully as Xiao Xixi."

"I don't allow anyone to sing better than Xiao Xixi."

Su Chen was lying on the ground enchantingly, talking flirtatiously.

∠("∠)_
"Hee hee, don't worry."

"Yaoyao, my singing is just so-so."

"Since brother Kakashi sang "Learn to Meow" just now, then I will also sing "Learn to Meow."

"Brother Su Chen, help me get my little guitar from the backpack."

Yaoyao spoke sweetly.

(¤ω¤)
Live audience: "!!!"

Small guitar?
Come to explore the secret realm, Yaoyao, you still have a small guitar?
You came to explore the secret land, and you said that you are not here for tourism?

Su Chen nodded.

He took out his ass, took out a small guitar directly from the seven-dimensional space, and handed it to Yaoyao.

After Yaoyao got the guitar.

She took two deep breaths and began to strum the guitar.

The accompaniment sounded.

Yaoyao began to sing:
"Let's learn to meow together ~ meow meow meow meow together ~"

"Show me a baby in front of you~ Ouch meow meow meow meow~"

"My heart is pounding~I'm infatuated with your smirk~"

"If you don't say you love me, I will meow meow~ I need your hug every day~"

"Cherish every minute and every second together ~ how important you are to me~"

……

The voice is so sweet!
The singing is so moving!
Yaoyao's singing is like an oriole, very pleasant and moving.

Her already very cute face, coupled with her cute and pleasant songs, instantly made her a king bomb!
Su Chen: "!!!!"

so cute……

Sister Baoer: "!!!"

so cute……

Kakashi: "!!!"

so cute……

In their minds, this idea emerged at the same time.

Studio.

After the audience heard Yaoyao singing, they were all blown away!

"Ahhh, it's so good to hear the explosion, Yaoyao is so cute that it explodes!"

"awsl! Good to hear you're pregnant, otherwise it means you're 10 months pregnant!"

"Yaoyao is too cute, my heart almost melts!"

"Dear your swords, warriors, Yaoyao is mine!"

"For this cuteness, I have no resistance at all!"

"Ah~ What did I do wrong? God wants to punish me with this cuteness."

"Tearful Eyes~ Yaoyao is finally no longer useless, she can sing. Well... the ability to sing well is useless in secret realms."

"Haha, my Yaoyao knows everything except fighting!"

"What about your Yaoyao, that's my wife, okay?"

"Damn it! You guys want some Bilian, please!"

……

The audience never imagined that Yaoyao's singing is so beautiful!
She looks so cute, and her singing voice is so cute.

They said one by one: awsl~
The accompaniment gradually faded away.

Yaoyao's lovely and pleasant voice gradually disappeared.

After singing, Yaoyao turned her head to look at Su Chen and the others, and smiled sweetly:
"Do I sing well?"

Su Chen gave a thumbs up.

Sister Baoer gave a thumbs up.

Kakashi gave a thumbs up.

They jointly expressed one meaning: good singing!
"Let's rest, we will continue to explore later."

Sister Baoer looked at Yaoyao, as if looking at her daughter.

When she revealed the brilliance of motherhood, she gave Yaoyao a pat on the head.

Yaoyao nodded like a well-behaved daughter.

see this scene.

Su Chen: "..."

Kakashi: "......"

Sister Baoer and Yaoyao, the relationship between these two people is not right! !

Didn't you say they were teammates?Why did it gradually seem to develop into a mother-daughter relationship?
this this...

Silent all night.

Kakashi closed his eyes and meditated.

Sister Baoer closed her eyes and meditated.

Yaoyao lay in Sister Baoer's arms, sleeping.

Su Chen is in charge of the night watch.

He lay on the ground, clasping his toes and keeping watch.

_(:[-]っ)へ

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

"Deadpool role value +1"

……

the next morning.

"Hee hee, I fell asleep. Yaoyao is so comfortable~"

Yaoyao wakes up.

She stretched and smiled.

Sister Baoer shook her head and woke up as well.

Kakashi yawned.

He took out the little yellow book and continued to read it.

"what?"

"Brother Su Chen, you big lazy pig. Get up quickly. We have to continue to explore!"

Yaoyao waved her small pink fist and looked at Su Chen.

Su Chen is fast asleep.

He was in the shape of a big character, lying on the ground and snoring, apparently sleeping very soundly.

Yaoyao stepped forward, intending to push Su Chen to wake up.

"During the rest yesterday, Su Chen was watching over us. He didn't sleep all night. Let him sleep a little longer."

Kakashi stopped Yaoyao's move.

"what!"

"That's what it looks like!"

"Yaoyao understands, thank you Brother Kakashi for reminding me."

Yaoyao showed regret on her small face.

She thought Su Chen had overslept just now, but she didn't expect that Su Chen was watching over them when they were resting.

That's right.

It's so dangerous in the secret realm.Everyone is asleep, what if they are attacked by other monsters?Isn't that very dangerous?

Thinking of this, Yaoyao felt very embarrassed.

woohoo~
Brother Su Chen is too thoughtful.

Unlike Yaoyao, I am just a waste.

crying~
Barley
An hour later, Su Chen got up.

"Hey, little Xixi. After sleeping and waking up, did you miss me?"

"Do you know what I was thinking about last night?"

"Yes, you guessed it right. I was thinking about love. Do you want to listen?"

"Huh? If you don't speak, it's the default?"

"Don't talk about it. I'm so good at talking about love! Don't fall in love with me after listening to it."

"I'm starting to talk about love, so listen carefully."

"You stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What crime should I convict you? After the judge went through all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: Is it okay to sentence you to stay with me for life?"

"I once imagined the two of us sitting in the afterglow of the setting sun, chatting and laughing happily, and playing small fights. Although we are full of gray hair, I still hold your hand full of ages, and we will walk to the end of time together."

"In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and execute it in my heart."

"The mountains and rivers are far and wide, and there are fireworks in the world. No one is you, no one is not you."

While eating dry food and water, Su Chen chatted endlessly, telling his beautiful love stories.

These love words, but he thought about them all night before coming up with them.

Hey, will Kakashi move me after listening to it?

I, Su Chen, love saint!
Kakashi:

What's up with this guy's brain?

If you don't say these love words to girls, why should you say them to me?
This chatter is poisonous!
"Wow~"

"Brother Su Chen, are these love words you came up with?"

"Yaoyao thinks these love stories are well written."

"You are so tired."

There are little stars in Yaoyao's eyes, which twinkle and twinkle.

(*ˊˋ)
Brother Su Chen is also too talented.

I thought of so many love stories in one night~
so tired~
Yaoyao is so admired.

Sister Baoer tilted her head.

She carried a shovel and was completely immune to these love words.

Studio.

"Hahahaha, new day, new chatter, Su Chen has become flirty again!"

"Good guy, Su Chen's love stories are really good! Hurry up and write them down in a small notebook!"

"Wow Ka Ka Ka, this brain circuit is absolutely perfect, I have come up with so many love words!"

"Su Chen, let's publish a book. I'll buy it at the cost of gasoline."

"Su Chen, let's publish a book, the toilet in the village is out of paper."

"Master, please send me a love letter!"

"The lights in the bookstore in front of the door are dimmed, just because there is no collection of Mr.'s books."

"Smash the book store angrily, just because Mr.'s book is not sold."

"Thousands of books are burned in Chang'an City, just because Mr. Wen has not been seen."

"Ahhh! Brothers, I'm so happy~ How about you?"

"Haha, I'm so happy too!"

……

The audience teased Su Chen one by one.

They said that watching Su Chen's expedition team explore was extremely joyful!
Bronze tomb.

in the channel.

Su Chen waited for a group of people to continue exploring and continue to advance into the passage.

The further you go inward, the brighter you will be.

I don't know why, but there is a faint fragrance of flowers in this passage.

That's right, it's a floral fragrance, a very strong floral fragrance.

In this passage, the ground is full of flowers.

colorful.

A hundred flowers bloom.

Blossoms.

As far as the eye can see, there are all flowers of different shapes, and the blooming is very brilliant and very strange.

It is completely different from the environment of the previous passage.

The environment of this section of passage is unexpectedly good.

Good enough to be a little weird.

Incredibly weird!

Kakashi frowned slightly.

He can feel that although the environment is very good, a hundred flowers are blooming and the fragrance of flowers is permeating.

but.

There was always something wrong in Kakashi's heart.

Very wrong!
How did these flowers bloom so well without the sun shining on them?
Besides, it is summer now, and the spring flowering season has already passed.Flowers that shouldn't have bloomed?
eccentric!
Very eccentric!
Sister Bao'er also frowned, and she also had some ominous premonition in her heart.

What's the situation?
"Wow~"

"There are so many flowers~"

"Yaoyao likes flowers the most~"

Yaoyao's face is innocent and romantic.

She picked a flower, smelled it, and was delighted.

ヾ()~
These flowers are so fragrant~
but.

at this time.

Yaoyao suddenly found a woman in front of her!
The woman was dressed in white, with long hair hanging down her back.

She squatted on the ground with her back to Yaoyao, so that people could not see her face clearly.

What will this face look like?
"what?"

"Sister Baoer, there seems to be a sister in front of me."

"The clothes she's wearing are so weird. She's only wearing a white skirt? Could it be that she's also a contestant on the show?"

"I'm going to say hello to her."

Yaoyao blinked curiously.

She held the flowers in her right hand and walked forward.

Why is there a sister here?
Is it lost?
Just go and say hello.

()
"Sister, my name is Yaoyao, what are you doing here?"

Yaoyao stepped forward.

She bent down and greeted the woman.

soon.

next moment!
The scene that made everyone's hearts suddenly tighten appeared!
only see...

"What else can you do?"

"It's natural to eat people..."

A squatting woman in white.

She turned her head in a weird 180-degree gesture.

Her head turned directly from the front to the back!

Weird.

Terrible.

Not only that, but the face of the woman in white is even more terrifying.

The face is densely covered with worms!
Face, ears, nose, worms everywhere!

Worms wriggling all over her face!

Terrible!
Her mouth, which was cracked to the base of her ears, was even chewing on the male genitals.

In front of the strange woman, there is the corpse of an expedition team!
The corpse she was eating!
terrible.

Terrible!
Seeing this scene clearly, Yaoyao's mind suddenly went blank.

Yaoyao's mind went blank for one second, then two seconds.

In the third second, she reacted and screamed in horror: "Ah!!!"

"Sister Bao'er, save me!"

"Brother Kakashi, save me!"

"Brother Su Chen, save me!"

Yaoyao's face was extremely pale, trembling with fright.

She just wanted to stand up and run away, but was caught by the strange woman's hand!
A festering, ulcerated hand!

Yaoyao: ∑(Д)