The system takes me to pretend

The time to return to Haoyuezong is ten o'clock in the evening.

Su Hao scanned all the way and found that all the members were practicing in an orderly manner.

In the outer area, Wang Chengtian and other innate warriors were talking about inner alchemy skills.

In the Zhongwei area, Jia Taolu and others chased after each other, practicing crazily, and some even started a battle on the grounds of sparring. The competition was extremely fierce.

In the inner area, Su Mucheng and Xu Qinghong, who broke through to the god realm because of their blessing skills, are stabilizing their cultivation.

The same is true for Dracula Minnie and Chu Housen, but I don't know if it was because Qu Housen provoked Dracula Minnie. This guy has been chased and beaten by Dracula Minnie, and the scene is very cruel.

As for the two guys, Zeng Ziyou and Situ Nan, even if they were forcibly pushed to the peak level of the extreme realm by their blessing skills, they were still indifferent. Instead, they brought a few younger brothers to start the party.

"On your body, flying freely, shining water, wandering forever~"

"The curved river flows from between the legs and flows into the colorful sea. The sound of splashing is what we look forward to. It's the most comfortable way to watch it along the way~"

"One person, I get drunk from drinking, and when I get drunk, I sleep on the beautiful woman as a bed. Two people, I still sleep, lingering and lingering around the end of the world~"

Su Hao said that if these guys are allowed to go crazy, the pure songs will be completely polluted, so under his majesty, Zeng Ziyou and Situ Nan honestly sent five small videos to the website, Just now he was safe and sound.

Alas, he only got five, but he still relented!
On the other hand, Xuenv and the others are all practicing quietly in their respective areas, which is very reliable.

At Su Hao's level, he basically doesn't need to sleep anymore, and his energy won't be wasted at all.

In addition, if you are too invincible and do not need to practice, it can be said that the strong are very boring.

Just like that, Su Hao, who had nothing to do, picked up his phone and went shopping for Pinduoduo.

I vaguely remember that in his last life, he was impoverished, and he only looked at Pinduoduo for online shopping, um, because it was cheap.

To buy a garbage bag, you have to fight with others, and life is as miserable as it is said to be.

The familiar picture came into view, making Su Hao feel a little reminiscent.

In his last life, the first time he bought it on Pinduoduo was a new trendy sweater, and it was sold at a low price.

Once worn, it lasts for several years.

"Buy it again." Su Hao smiled, searched for this sweater, and went in for a stroll.

The number of product reviews is only a few dozen, and the number of orders is only 17. On the huge Pinduoduo platform, this store is considered a failure.

But Su Hao knew that in the next three years, this store would develop very rapidly, and finally secured its position as Pinduoduo's No. [-] sweater store.

After filling in the address and placing the order, Su Hao quit Pinduoduo, went to the app store and downloaded an app called Mars Novels.

In his previous life, in order to make money, he played women's football, served as a template for figure paintings, and even worked as a gigolo.

When it was the most difficult time, I would vote for the author on the Martian novels and review comments for ten yuan an hour.

One of the authors was particularly impressive to him, as if it was called Husband Severed Finger.

He looks a little handsome, but he's a little poor. When taking this guy's order, in order to save a dollar, the other party forcefully talked to him about the truth of life for half an hour.

For example: Money is the root of all evil and the source of pain. Although it is only one dollar, it can make you miserable, so let me bear it.

Another example: Money is something outside of the body. Look at this dollar, putting it on you is superfluous. It doesn’t match your temperament. Anyway, I don’t care about beauty or ugliness, so let it damage my temperament.

At that time, he was at a low point in his life, and a dollar could be used for a meal, so how could he let this dollar go away in vain?

After some life exploration, he successfully got back that one dollar.

It is worth mentioning that after knowing what happened to him during the period, Duanzhi specially sent him a big red envelope, which was not a small amount.

To be honest, Su Hao was a little dazed at that moment.

After all, it is impossible for a person who can't argue with himself for a dollar to give him a red envelope.

It was only later that Su Hao realized that the life course of the severed finger was the same as his, with twists and turns.

He lost his father at a young age and was frail and sick. He could only make a living by writing novels, and was often cheated by the platform.

This red envelope can be regarded as a kind of aid for fellow sufferers.

Afterwards, the severed finger ended his web writing career and disappeared.

Su Hao couldn't get in touch with him, and he never returned the red envelope.

"Let's see if we can find him. If we can, I'll help him." Su Hao entered the Martian novel and searched for the author's name.

What appeared on the page was the title of a book: The Inspirational Life of the Domineering President and the Immortal Princess.

[Introduction: He is arrogant, ruthless, evil, romantic, he is the only son of the Tuoba family, controls hundreds of millions of multinational companies, and holds the lifeline of the entire earth's economic development, but he can't help but fall in love with a common man. An ordinary, ordinary-looking little woman.

In the middle of the night, he drank red wine from 800 years ago and threw a sack of RMB in her face: Nicholas Gao Leng, love me, are you afraid? ?

She wanted to escape, but she couldn't!
She wants to forget, can't forget!
Finally, she burst into tears: Tuoba Tieniu, I hate you, but I love you too! 】

[Content tags: wealthy family, sadomasochistic love, rebirth, inspirational life]

"." Seeing this introduction, Su Hao felt like vomiting two catties of blood.

No wonder the author had very few fans for his first book, so he had to rely on him to post comments and pretend to be popular.

TMD, just reading the introduction of the novel is a person with a heavy taste.

"Anyway, I've read it all, so let's just take a look at what he wrote." Su Hao thought for a while, and opened Chapter 1.

【Chapter 1: The life of the rich is so simple and unpretentious, lonely and boring. 】

【He stood lonely on his villa on the 88th floor, watching the noisy world with cold eyes. 】

【"Master, go downstairs, it's cold up there." The servant Mao Li Xiaomei drove a helicopter and flew to his side, trying to persuade him not to blow the cold wind on the roof. 】

[It's still summer, but because his villa is higher than Mount Everest, snow has already started to fall on it. 】

【"Go away!" He covered his ears, and threw a sack of RMB at Maori Xiaomei: "Leave my world, you ordinary people who can only see my money!"]

【Maoli Xiaomei sighed: "Master, I am sincere to you!"】

【After finishing speaking, she lowered her head and put the sack onto the plane. 】

[After Maoli Xiaomei left, he was a little panicked: "She just left? She left so fast! Huh! Sure enough, everyone is looking for their own money. Fortunately, there are a few books in the sack Simulation and ten moving bricks.]

Su Hao: "."

A suffocating operation!
[Snowflakes drifted across his sharp eyes, bangs, and double chin. He closed his eyes gently, wanting to sleep in this boundless tranquility, without busy international phone calls, and without moving his hands to make Voldemort send The power of Weibo does not have the banknotes to fill the basin. At this moment, he is just a lonely child who yearns for purity. 】

[However, the children of the Tuoba family are destined not to be peaceful. 】

【"Tie Niu, come down." A cold voice came. 】

[He opened his eyes, and it was his mother, the princess of Labrata Gulaki, who was standing on a 500-meter-long helicopter, and asked him sternly: "You are the man who holds the lifeblood of the world, how can you do that?" So willful? Do you still remember the oath of our Tuoba family?"]

[How could you forget?He smiled, as if he had recited the oath tens of thousands of times in his heart, he blurted out very naturally: "We are the descendants of Tuoba, with the most noble blood in the world, and the power to destroy the world, so, as Future generations, we must never forget that we must give National Husband Duanzhi a thumbs up every day, and say Duanzhi, I love you, and I want to give birth to a monkey for you.”]

【His mother nodded appreciatively: "Don't forget, you are a super VIP member."】

【How can it be?He is not worthy!Even though he is full of red enthusiasm, he is still just an ordinary tall, rich and handsome man with hundreds of millions of multinational companies, 1.9 meters five, who looks like Jay Chou from the side, Daniel Wu from a distance, and is recognized as Hu Ge when he walks on the street Forget it, how is he qualified?how come? ! ! "]

Su Hao: "."

Where is my knife?
[Tuoba Tieniu's face was full of tears and snot: "Mom, stop talking, I am not, and I am not worthy. If you talk like this, if you are found by the editor of the Martian novel, you will be locked up. Also, I will definitely Are you going to go to that crappy university? Obviously, I have already graduated from the Super Invincible Perak Noble Elementary School. If you don’t believe me, if you open this pornography, there is not a word in it that I don’t know.]

[Noble Tieniu's mother, lovingly comforting Tuoba Tieniu: "Good boy, mom knows that you have already climbed to the pinnacle of this world, but you also need to hone yourself, otherwise, how dare the Tuoba family The rise and fall of this world is entrusted to you?"]

[Tuoba Tieniu compromised. He knew that only he could bring happiness to all human beings. He sighed helplessly, and a tear ran across his face. Who knew, he was just a superstar who longed for an ordinary life. Thunderbolt is invincible, tall, rich and handsome. 】

[He bent down, put on diamond-encrusted running shoes, ran, and finally ran down from his 800-square-meter bed. After brushing his teeth, Dongfang Wusheng appeared. He is a doctor of Harvard University and an Olympic women's 3000-meter racer. , the champion of the men's [-]m race, who can split her own hermaphrodite with her bare hands, but such an excellent guy cleans the toilet in his house. 】

【"Dongfang, have you flushed the toilet? We Tie Niu are running out of time for school." Tie Niu urged impatiently with a London accent. 】

【"Exactly, I've been waiting for a long time." Dongfang Bisheng replied, and then walked gracefully and slowly in front of him. He closed his eyes and asked Dongfang Bisheng to put gold on each of his teeth. 】

【This is the noble symbol of the Tuoba family! 】

[But he is not happy, he doesn't want this kind of nobility that traps him, because he found that Dongfang Busheng didn't wash his hands, and now he has both hands in his mouth, which smells so bad, he wants to scold the other party, but he is The hope of this world, if he can't bear even this bit of suffering, he can only be an ordinary man with hundreds of millions of multinational companies. 】

【He was already exhausted, with four horizontal tears flowing down from the corners of his eyes and nostrils, under the light of the morning sun, glowing with a beautiful light.】

Seeing this, Chapter 1 is over.

Su Hao no longer had the courage to look down.

Hmm. He was afraid that he couldn't help but smashed the phone.

The author who can write such a novel is indeed a werewolf!

After searching, Su Hao couldn't find the contact information of the author's severed finger, but only found the book friend group in the comment area.

"697125315?" Su Hao read while searching on his mobile phone, and applied to join the group.

Soon, the administrator agreed to his application to join the group.

There are still quite a lot of group members, and it seems that some people still like this kind of heavy-tasting novels.

At this time, several administrators were typing, asking Su Hao to take photos.

Su Hao ignored it, added the severed finger from the group, and after agreeing, opened the chat page with him.

"Finger, are you there?"

"[Automatic reply] Hello, I'm away for something, I'll contact you later."

Su Hao was stunned for a moment, and sent a red envelope of two hundred yuan.

(Your red envelope will be collected by a severed finger within a second)
Su Hao: "."

Damn, why not be so realistic!
"WTF, send two hundred yuan at once, brother dei rich!" Duanzhi Maliu responded.

Su Hao's eyes twitched: "Aren't you here for something?"

"I just watched a video in the domestic area, and QQ has set a busy status, sorry."

"Made in China?" Su Hao's forehead was covered with black lines.

No wonder this fellow is frail and sickly, it's because of kidney deficiency!
"Report me the bank card account, and I will transfer some money to you."

"???" Broken Finger looked confused.

"Brother dei, are you awake or am I dreaming? It's only been a minute since we became friends, it's too hasty!"

"I'm not the kind of casual person, and I'm not a person who has an eye for money, so my account is 62284817********"

Su Hao: "."

You are the younger brother of Layman Qinglian, Layman Zhenxiang, right?

At first, Duanzhi just sent Su Hao an account with the mentality of having fun.

But when he received a text message that suddenly added 100 million to his account, his face turned pale with fright.

"Brother dei, do you want to frame me and send me to jail? Ah ha ha, let me tell you, I have a high awareness of the law, and I know the alarm number 120 by heart!"

"I'm calling the police now!"

"You authors are really imaginative." Su Hao was speechless and typed: "Don't worry, I gave you the money."

"Send me?" Severed Finger was stunned.

"Brother dei, are you crazy or am I crazy? This is 100 million yuan, not 100 yuan. If you want to give it away?"

"Don't be kidding, you will be sentenced for robbery, tell me the account number, I will call you back, and you should return it to someone else!"

Su Hao couldn't laugh or cry: "This is my own money, there is no need to pay it back, I have a lot of money."

"If you think this is not good, then treat it as if I ordered a novel from you."

Severed Finger was dumbfounded.

100 million to customize a novel, damn it, isn't that too heroic?

Due to his desire and need for money, he still lost his dignity.

"Brother, what kind of novel do you want to customize? Time travel, immortal cultivation, urban, fantasy, etc., I will know all the genres you want!"

"Well, let's come to this city." Su Hao thought for a while, and said, "It's like a down-and-out wealthy young man who got a system and reached the pinnacle of his life from then on."

"OK, no problem, I will set it up for you every minute, I will stay up late tonight and work overtime."

"No, your body is important." Su Hao replied, and then found a reason to end the conversation.

"This can be regarded as fulfilling a small regret in the previous life."

Laughing to himself, he put down his phone, walked out of the villa, and checked the cultivation status of Xu Qinghong and Su Mucheng.

What Su Hao didn't know was that because of this action tonight, he created a mythical figure in the Internet literature world.